Lisgar Collegiate Institute - Vox Lycei Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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tom I vox LYCEI l.eo C. Ho elderly lady!- May l accompany you across the street. Madame lilderly l.ady-'tfertainly, son. How long have you been waiting, here for somebody to take you across? 1.O,, Mr. Gilchrist- Bartram, who said, 'Early to bed, early to rise'? Bartram- Sir, it must have been Baird. I saw him talking. O Magazines ? l. Liberty -After three-thirty. Z. Harpers Bazaar -Teachers' Convention. 3. Goblin -Cafeteria. 4. Life -,lune to September. 5. Saturday Evening Post -Keith's. 6. College Humour -Hugh Why. 7. Centurv hFriclav afternoon Geometrv class. S. latina, Play-'ezfift ' 9 . Ski-News -,lolm Currie. ..O Mr. Blake- Can you define lyric poetry for me? lllustrious Youthf A lyric poem is a short, emotional poem sung by a lyre.' L-Oal. Mr. Stuart-lgiving' out sick-slipj XYhat's the matter? Laughton- I have a cold in my head. Mr. Stuart- XVell, that's something. otugogozoxozozuz xi0ioioi:iiuiit:0 o:4r:o:o11v2ar:o:011-10101014.-if-11020 E' I i i : QUEEN 613 D QUEEN 613 A For : i . l l l l Q 1 POWELL'S Q Q BICYC'-ES Q 2 CLEANERS and DYERS and i ,.- Q Q Q 5 Q g SPDRTING i Y G cl R t d Ab l t l z E our oo s 0503123 so u e y I We Specialize in Dress Cleaning , g All Manner of Tailoring You can t Beat i ancl Remoclelling , i Q i BYSHE S Q Q Q 223 BANK ST. Cnr. Lisgarj Q 93 O'CONNOR ST., COR. SLATERI i 5 ! 3 O XYhen Patronizing Advert.isers, Please Mention the l'o.1 ' .

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,fgxzoi ri ni ri ri 1 1 rioioioioicozo VOX LYCEI 105 Miss Muir- How is it you were not at school yesterday, Gault? Gault- Miss, when I was coming to school I saw a steam roller. Miss Muir- Well, what about it young man? Gault- A man tapped me on the shoulder and said, 'Mind that steam roller boy', and I stood there minding it all afternoon. llf?..1 Isabel C.- How I hate that man. Ruth S.- XYhy, what's the matter? I thought you liked him so much. I. C.- He said I couldn't whistle and just to show him I could, I puckered up my mouth just as nice and round, and what do you think he did? R. S. Cblushingj-I-Iow should I know? I. C.- XVell, the big brute just let me whistle. O Dedicated to-??? lJon't worry if you plug all day And Still your marks are few, Remember that the mighty oak XVas once a nut like you. .11O VVorden: This morning my dog chewed up my Macbeth, now he is sick and I don't know what to do. Seaton: I have a Literary Digest if you want it. 101 Corrigan: Say, what would you do if a horse got into your bath-tub? Lewis Carroll: VVhy, I'd pull the 'Plug' out. ,i,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,, 1 1, 1. 1 .1014 E. 03,1010-guzozvzozffxfvr-f:4+:wv:fv14'i0 5 COMPLIMENTS OF E I ' - I Q OTTAWA S Florist Q LARGEST SPORTING coons Q Q 5 STORE 9 I --- Q Q s ' g g ' ARTISTIC FLORAL WORK ' 2 We crow What We Sen i Ketchum 81 Co. E I I I -2- ! i Limited i i : Rideau 566 : : Rideau Terrace i i l37 Sparks St., Ottawa i OTTAWA PHONE QUEEN 499 g Member Florist Telegraph Delivery Patronize Our Advertisers. ,201-11010101 ri rioioioioioioiozo

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VOX LYCEI 107 sgiioioioiozoio-ioinzcmxoicvioxozo ofovxuzoiozoiogoic mini: 0:0 : McGill University l Qntal-10 MONTREAL I . I Courses offered as follows:-- Q i Veterlnary I AGRICULTURE ' APPLIAED SCIENCE '1For Mem 1 f5UP1IJ1L QBITT. Architectural, Chemical, Civil, Elec- i trical,. .Mechanical, . Metallurgical, 2 Under the Department of Agricul- 2 and Mmmg E'lgmee mg- 2 ruri and Affiliageg with the ARTS LAW 'niversity o oronto ' COMMERCE MEDICINE 1 , DENTISTRY MUSIC l The Choice of a Profession A HOUSEHOLD PHARMACY I I 1 Wg,'f,Q',iE IFC' i Q Are you desirous of entering PHYSICAL EDUCATION COURSE: j 3 Pfofessfoni If 50' You CFOI' Womerll A - should seriously consider the I SCi'gl?r0Nl7VoF?17el?UGRADUATE NURSES, Q field of Veterinary Science, Public Health Nursing and for - ! as lt offers splendid Oppor' I Teaching, Administration 8: Super- i l iumtleg, l vision in Schools of Nursing. i i I SOCIAL SERVICE - - TVrite for descriptive bulletin and I All of the above Courses, except! i Calendar E those otlhe-rwise specified are open to i i men an Women' C. D. McGilvra M.D.V. The Calendar giving full particulars - A y' ' i regarding the courses of study, may l D- v-Sc- be obtained on application to I . I 1 THE REGISTRAR. l Q Principal 1 0201010101010-101014 0:0 0:0 vzozozoio-10101011 10:4 And How! Doug. Holmes had just run over a goat. The owner demanded to know what Doug. was going to do about it. Doug.: I will replace the animal. Owner: You Hatter yourself. O Gypsy maid- I tella your fortune, Mister. Soup Campbell- How much ? Gypsy maid- Twenty-five cents. Soup - Correct ..,TO. New Ancient History They blindfolded old Nero, King Tut and Richelieu, Then each one puffed a The way all heroes do: cigarette I know this brand, said Nero, Theres brains inside my dome, It smells just like the camels did When I burned them in old Rome. ..-O1 Teacher: So you admit you wrote Teacher is a nut, Pupil: Yes, sir.', Teacher: XVell, that's the first time you told the truth. on the blackboard.