Lisgar Collegiate Institute - Vox Lycei Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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,fgxzoi ri ni ri ri 1 1 rioioioioicozo VOX LYCEI 105 Miss Muir- How is it you were not at school yesterday, Gault? Gault- Miss, when I was coming to school I saw a steam roller. Miss Muir- Well, what about it young man? Gault- A man tapped me on the shoulder and said, 'Mind that steam roller boy', and I stood there minding it all afternoon. llf?..1 Isabel C.- How I hate that man. Ruth S.- XYhy, what's the matter? I thought you liked him so much. I. C.- He said I couldn't whistle and just to show him I could, I puckered up my mouth just as nice and round, and what do you think he did? R. S. Cblushingj-I-Iow should I know? I. C.- XVell, the big brute just let me whistle. O Dedicated to-??? lJon't worry if you plug all day And Still your marks are few, Remember that the mighty oak XVas once a nut like you. .11O VVorden: This morning my dog chewed up my Macbeth, now he is sick and I don't know what to do. Seaton: I have a Literary Digest if you want it. 101 Corrigan: Say, what would you do if a horse got into your bath-tub? Lewis Carroll: VVhy, I'd pull the 'Plug' out. ,i,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,, 1 1, 1. 1 .1014 E. 03,1010-guzozvzozffxfvr-f:4+:wv:fv14'i0 5 COMPLIMENTS OF E I ' - I Q OTTAWA S Florist Q LARGEST SPORTING coons Q Q 5 STORE 9 I --- Q Q s ' g g ' ARTISTIC FLORAL WORK ' 2 We crow What We Sen i Ketchum 81 Co. E I I I -2- ! i Limited i i : Rideau 566 : : Rideau Terrace i i l37 Sparks St., Ottawa i OTTAWA PHONE QUEEN 499 g Member Florist Telegraph Delivery Patronize Our Advertisers. ,201-11010101 ri rioioioioioioiozo

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IO-l VOX LYCEI Mr. Stuart tfrom the platfornil- Now, what you must do is give a little extra time each evening to your weakness. llZ1CLiZllllll1'l-ul would. only she lives in New Edinburgh. --O-v Things we just can't imagine Benoit-on time. Donaldson-when he wasn't hatching lies. Maginnis-teaching Sunday School. U'Keefe-with that Kruschen feeling. Laughton-acting like a white man. XYay-taking a girl to a show without a double pass. Blackburn-with anybody but-P ? P The school orchestra-playing for a dance. -.Og Minister tto Ken Baird on Sunday eveningjz Good evening, my young friend, do you ever attend a place of worship? Heaven Eyes tturning crimsonj : Yes indeed, sir, regularly every Sunday night. Iilll on my way to see her now. ..O..- Policeman tto average first formerjz XYhy don't you hang on to your mother's skirt? Average first former: l can't reach it. 10, Short Story The little dog ran all over the roadg Along came a steam roller, The little dog ran all over the road. -.?O Ted Kent: Some people tell me I look like an actor of Hollywood. Harry Howard: XYell, yes you do remind me of someone I once saw on the screen. Ted: XVho? Harry: Rin-Tin-Tin. Ted: Oh yeh l l l l .-,l.O.lT. Mr. Strader: tafter explaining a very long Trig. questionj Now, is that clear? Voice from back of room: As clear as mud. Mr. Strader: XVell, that covers the ground anyway. iiol Anyway, nobody has ever gone over Niagara Falls on skates. Tioli Teacher- XVhat is the difference between a specialist and a philosopher? XYeldy Graham- A specialist is one who starts out with an intense interest in some one thing. and he continues to learn more and more about less and less, until tinally he knows all there is to know about nothing: a Philosopher is one who started out with a casual interest in a great many things, and he continues to learn less and less about more and more. until finally he knows nothing at all about everything.

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tom I vox LYCEI l.eo C. Ho elderly lady!- May l accompany you across the street. Madame lilderly l.ady-'tfertainly, son. How long have you been waiting, here for somebody to take you across? 1.O,, Mr. Gilchrist- Bartram, who said, 'Early to bed, early to rise'? Bartram- Sir, it must have been Baird. I saw him talking. O Magazines ? l. Liberty -After three-thirty. Z. Harpers Bazaar -Teachers' Convention. 3. Goblin -Cafeteria. 4. Life -,lune to September. 5. Saturday Evening Post -Keith's. 6. College Humour -Hugh Why. 7. Centurv hFriclav afternoon Geometrv class. S. latina, Play-'ezfift ' 9 . Ski-News -,lolm Currie. ..O Mr. Blake- Can you define lyric poetry for me? lllustrious Youthf A lyric poem is a short, emotional poem sung by a lyre.' L-Oal. Mr. Stuart-lgiving' out sick-slipj XYhat's the matter? Laughton- I have a cold in my head. Mr. Stuart- XVell, that's something. otugogozoxozozuz xi0ioioi:iiuiit:0 o:4r:o:o11v2ar:o:011-10101014.-if-11020 E' I i i : QUEEN 613 D QUEEN 613 A For : i . l l l l Q 1 POWELL'S Q Q BICYC'-ES Q 2 CLEANERS and DYERS and i ,.- Q Q Q 5 Q g SPDRTING i Y G cl R t d Ab l t l z E our oo s 0503123 so u e y I We Specialize in Dress Cleaning , g All Manner of Tailoring You can t Beat i ancl Remoclelling , i Q i BYSHE S Q Q Q 223 BANK ST. Cnr. Lisgarj Q 93 O'CONNOR ST., COR. SLATERI i 5 ! 3 O XYhen Patronizing Advert.isers, Please Mention the l'o.1 ' .