Lisgar Collegiate Institute - Vox Lycei Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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VOX LYCEI 5 Oivioioioiozoxozoioxirzozoiczsrznxognznxogczcz -ge: zzozngoiozoz 5:0 i . . I a ftawa Chile late Instztufe l i U i U i Nj,aEF1.AMM4M U i li . A ,xurl H I -- 2 m e U ! '-weve H 5 88th YEAR Q i II ! . II Q TWO Schools: Llsgar Cl, Globe Cl ll Q GRADUATION DIPLOIVIAS: ll Q Graduation Diplomas will be granted to pupils who pass on twelve papers of ! which at least eight must be on Middle or Upper School Work. Provision is made in the time table for the following subjects: Lower School: British History, Arithmetic, Botany, Zoology, Geography. i Art, Physiography, Bookkeeping, Shorthand, English Grammar. , Middle and Upper Schools: English Literature, English Composition, Algebra, H Geometry, Physics, Chemistry, Latin, Greek, Spanish, German. D Middle School: Canadian History, Ancient History. i Upper School :Trigonometery, Botany, Zoology, Modern History. , f GRADUATION COURSE: i Includes full provision for Matriculation into the Universitles, into the learned i professions, entrance to the Normal Schools for teachers and to the Royal E Military College. i g STAFF:- Q i The teaching staff includes specialists in all departments. i Q ENTRANCE SCHOLARSHIPS: 3 Q Ihegggowing scholarships are to be awarded on the results of the examinations I or . . ! Four Harmon Scholarships open to all girls. i ! Three O'Gara and two PubIic'School Scholarships open to pupils from Ottawa i ' Public Schools. . F Two Separate School Scholarships open to pupils from Ottawa Separate Schools. I ! BOARD OF TRUSTEES FOR 1930 E E A. E. PROVOST, Chairman. Dr. J. S. McLEAN, Vice Chairman. Q i H. P. HILL E. NORMAN SMITH JEAN GENEST J. A. WATSON i P. D. WILSON J. J. SLATTERY - A. H. MCDOUGALL, B.A., LL.D., Principal Glebe C.l. F. A. STUART, M.A., Principal Lisgar C.I. CECIL BETHUNE, Secretary, Central Chambers 0:4-xisiuioioilrioioioifnicxioinioioioimriodurioioiaricrioioioicbioicliibgo

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AND HUMUPLUU The Pen is greater than the Sword, And Personal blokes should be abhorred. But in this school we are all friends Your name to the joke a humour lends. Personal and Humorous Mary O.- You remind me of the ocean waves. Hugh Xvhtexciterllyl You mean wild and uutamed? Mary O.- No-Youre all wet and you make me sick 101 Dot Ryan: I've changed my mind. Harry Mather: Does the new one work any better? 101 Absent-minded XYoolsey: Csent to chicken house by his who havent laid an egg levez-vous. 101 Street Car Conductor: You're fare, lady. Gwen Grant: Thank you, sir. 1 101 motherlb All you chickens Our idea of a typical Scotchnian is one whose phonograph record looked like a shredded wheat before he changed the needle. 1101 Tough luckf, said the egg in the monastery, Out of the frying pan into the friarf, 1.0.1. Franklin Jr.: Papa, I saved ten cents to-day. I ran all the way to school be- hind a street car ! Franklin Sr.: XVhy didn't you run behind a taxi and 1 The Glee Club was a 'howling' success this year. save a dollar F

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IO-l VOX LYCEI Mr. Stuart tfrom the platfornil- Now, what you must do is give a little extra time each evening to your weakness. llZ1CLiZllllll1'l-ul would. only she lives in New Edinburgh. --O-v Things we just can't imagine Benoit-on time. Donaldson-when he wasn't hatching lies. Maginnis-teaching Sunday School. U'Keefe-with that Kruschen feeling. Laughton-acting like a white man. XYay-taking a girl to a show without a double pass. Blackburn-with anybody but-P ? P The school orchestra-playing for a dance. -.Og Minister tto Ken Baird on Sunday eveningjz Good evening, my young friend, do you ever attend a place of worship? Heaven Eyes tturning crimsonj : Yes indeed, sir, regularly every Sunday night. Iilll on my way to see her now. ..O..- Policeman tto average first formerjz XYhy don't you hang on to your mother's skirt? Average first former: l can't reach it. 10, Short Story The little dog ran all over the roadg Along came a steam roller, The little dog ran all over the road. -.?O Ted Kent: Some people tell me I look like an actor of Hollywood. Harry Howard: XYell, yes you do remind me of someone I once saw on the screen. Ted: XVho? Harry: Rin-Tin-Tin. Ted: Oh yeh l l l l .-,l.O.lT. Mr. Strader: tafter explaining a very long Trig. questionj Now, is that clear? Voice from back of room: As clear as mud. Mr. Strader: XVell, that covers the ground anyway. iiol Anyway, nobody has ever gone over Niagara Falls on skates. Tioli Teacher- XVhat is the difference between a specialist and a philosopher? XYeldy Graham- A specialist is one who starts out with an intense interest in some one thing. and he continues to learn more and more about less and less, until tinally he knows all there is to know about nothing: a Philosopher is one who started out with a casual interest in a great many things, and he continues to learn less and less about more and more. until finally he knows nothing at all about everything.