Linlawn High School - Treasure Chest Yearbook (Wabash, IN)

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Senior Class Will I, Gene Pottenger, do hereby will and bequeath to Connie Clark my burr haircut, so that she wonlt have to be fixing her hair in time of school. I, Gene Pottenger, do hereby will and bequeath to Billie The Kid McGinnis my ability to get straight A's in deportment. I, Gene Pottenger, do hereby will and bequeath to John Winters my ability to beat t'Curly Ford in snooker any day of the week. I, Bonnie Shoemaker, do hereby will and bequeath to Eugene Spitler my sunny disposition and great ability to get along with Mr. Bechtold in his science classes. I, BOHTIIG ShO6m3k61', do hereby will and bequeath to Joan Potterf my tall, slender figure' and also my contagious smile. I. Betty Barlow, do hereby will and bequeath to Fred Aukerman my long skirts so that he won't get his feet tangled up when going up and down the stairs, I, Naomi Sailors. do hereby will and bequeath to Mr. Bechtold my old Geometry books. com- pass. and ruler so that he can learn as much about Geometry as I did. I, James Van Camp. do hereby will and bequeath to Harriet Peebles my place in the band so she can enjoy her music more. It's in the middle of the Male Trumpet Section- I, Patty Smith- do hereby Will and bequeath to Bob Van Camp my unbounded ability in Commercial Law class. Also, my quiet disposition. I. Gary Fordyce, do hereby will and bequeath to Harriet Heavy Peeblegh my tl-im, Slim figure so she won't have trouble getting through the bus door, I, Gary Fordyce, do hereby will and bequeath to Ducky Dale my ability as a Pool player so he can spend some of his time and money with the boys, I, Paul Keel, do hereby will and bequeath tO Joan Burwell my ability to sleep in class, I, Paul Keel, do hereby will and bequeath to Anna Jo Axe my ability to read Library Books in Mr. Bechto1d's assembly without getting caught, I, Wilbur Frank, do hereby will and bequeath to Robert Van Camp my ability to drive at a speed less than 35 miles per hour because sometimes it seems to save money. CI always wonder why I am broke. I, Mary Louise Denney. do hereby will and bequeath to Marjorie Wiles my ability to lose at least one billfold a year and always two mittens. never one. Also, my ability to change schools whenever I please, having been at Linlawn only twelve short C?D years. I, Mary Louise Denney. do hereby will and bequeath to Earl Squirrely Raver my ability in typing, that hey like me' Can keep the Office Waste basket full at all times. Also. a full year's supply of typing erasers to help keep his temper under control. I, Gwen Farley. do hereby will and bequeath to June Knable my pencils, or shall I say Pencil for my supply at the present is very low. ' I, Jack Weesner, do hereby will and bequeath to John R. Winters my ability to make faces at the girls. fBetty Barlowl. Also my seat in the back of the assembly. I. Jack Weesner, do hereby will and bequeath to June Knable my straw connected with cer- tain teachers. I, Donald Baer. do hereby will and bequeath to Isaac Binkerd my left heel plate instead of both of them. so he may walk back to the library without waking as many seniors as I did. I, Donald Baer, do hereby will and bequeath to Jean Mowrer my front seat in the assembly so she may enjoy the outside scenery, the fire extinguisher for instance. I. Barbara Dodee Whitehead, do hereby will and bequeath to Robert Winters an old. long forgotten bottle of reducing pills with the hope that he gets the moral support from them that I did. I. Barbara Dodee Whitehead, do hereby willand bequeath to Larry Curless my striking abili- ty of singing to myself when I get bored in the assembly. It. also, keeps you in good shape for chorus. I. Barbara Dodee Whitehead, do hereby will and bequeath to Rex Nielsen my well practiced habit of chewing gum without moving the jaws. It's a natural, to fool even Mr. Howard. I, Mary Helen Stoops, do hereby will and bequeath to Isaac Binkerd my seat in the assembly so he can read seventh grade library books without being caught by Mr. Bechtold. I, Mary Helen Stoops, do hereby will and bequeath to Joan Potterf my all assembly period mornings so she can watch Curly Ford as I did. tWhat a man.l PAGE THIRTEEN

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Class Prophecy Looking into the crystal. we see the year 1958 appear. Let us see what the future will bringl -IAIIES Y.-XN'CA1IP. an outstanding baritone will appear next week. giving his first per- formance as leader of the famots opera. Possum Paradise by Ritnsack Shukargoono. DOC BAER was awarded the Fiddlers Trapping Trophy. for his much talked about work as the most efficient skunk catcher of Skunk Haven. NAOKII SAILORS. YIYIAN OGAN. and JOAN RIFE now own the Baking Ballerina Baile: School. where they specialize in developing toe muscles and arch ligaments. BETTY BARLOXV and PATTY SKIITH own and operate the Jingle Bell Telephone Co. in Puckerhush. Pennsylvania. They received their training working as operators for the Indiana Associated Telephone Corp. in Wabash. DODEE IVHITEHEAD recently bought the Dissolvo-Blubber Gum Co. on the Banks of the Hianash. Dodee has added a new chemical that is guaranteed to make you lose your double chin. GVVENDOLYN EARLEYS All-Male Orchestra is now showing at Ye Ole Barnes' Theater in Nenv York. The featured attraction of the program will be Gwens' newest composition. The Flight of the Horserlyf' JACK IYEESNER is now a traveling salesman. we hear. He is selling toupes and dental plates for the 1Ian of 70 Club . The Club guarantees longer lasting wear and a younger look. GENE POTTENGER is now the coach of the Choketown Gaspers Basketball team at Choke- .vn High School located on State Road IS. KIRS. DEAN COLDREN fthe former ,lane Niccum of Linlawn High Schoolj is returning to her home in llillionaire Square in Rich Valley. from an extended tour of lower Slobbavin. near fpikersvflle. XVILBIQR FRANK is teaching an advanced speaking class in the newly established Victor Valentino! Voice School in Kentucky. They say it keeps the voice box from getting rusted. BONNIE SHIOERIAKER, we hear, is a physical education instructor for the Lose-iti' School in Klissouri. and gives long lectures on how to keep that slim look. Bonnie now tips the scales at 303. The town of Kekosville in South Africa has a new mayor. PAUL KEEL, JR.. who was the former His Excellency Chief Empty-Head of the Head Shrinkers Tribe. Linlawn is proud to claim llr. Keel as one of its 19-IPS graduates. GARY FORIJYCE is stunt pilot for the Air-Pep Balloon Co. He was recently awarded the igornpzingl trophej: for returning one of Pep's Balloons to a crying child while he was on duty. KI.-XRCARIQT STOIQFFER is entering the XVall Street Society. Kliss Stouffer plans to move 'o Currencj. Avenue in Bill Town, where her friends began the society. MARY HELEN STOOPS is the proprietor of the Igloo Inn in Canada. Since llary Hel- n love- cold weather. we are sure she is enjoying her occupation. P. S. She hates cold weather. KIARY LOUISE IJENNEY was the head clerk at the J. D. Denney Co.. but we are sorry to hear Xlarj: Loui-e is now attending the Strengthening Strained Bones for Broken Arches School in Rf--tsup f-1tj.. All--UUYI PAGE FUURTEEN