Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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64 THE L. C. I. TATLER Mir. Hale- What's on your mind? Campbell :- Thoughts Mr. Hale:- Well treat them kindly, they're in a strange place. Bill Galaugher goes Holm every night. Mr. MacMillan:-'tVaughan, you would like to get ahead would you not? Vaughan:- Yes, sirf' Mr. MacMillan:- Thats exactly what you need. A cautious look around he stole His 'bags of chink he chunk. And many a wicked smile he smole, And many a wink he wunk. We are wondering why Mr. Patterson called his little daughter Aileen Ray. Why not Violet-Ray? Mr MacMillan Cexplaining reflection of light to Eunice Masterslz Miss Master, what happens your image as you approach the mirror? Eunice:-t'It gets Worse. Mr. Hale:-And what did Juliet say to Romeo when she met him on the bal- cony? Edmison:- Oouldn't you get seats in front? Miss Dalrymplex-Janet pay attention. Janet:- Doesn't she know I'm Scotch. I hate even to spend my time here. FRENCH DEPARTMENT, .CCOntinu9dJ INFANTLS PARFAITS Mme Dumont, s' etonne de voir que Mme. Fauvel trouve ses enfants-ceux ide Mme Fauvel-parfaits. -Elle ne leur decouvre pas un deffaut, dit- elle a Mme. Jeannin, sa voisine. Je ne comprends pas cet avenglernent. -Mais, dit Mme. Jennin, toutes les meres sont ainsi. -Moi, proteste Mme Dumont, je vous assure que si mes enfants avaient des de- fauts, je les verrais! VICTOR ET LES ALLUNEITES Jean-Tache donc de me rapporter des One:- Why is Dot Fa1rfield's kiss over the telephone like a straw hat? I Smother:- Because neither of them are e allumettes qui prennent. Victor remonte bientot avec allumettes. JJean-Tes allumettes ne prennent pas.. Victor-C'est bien drole, car je les ai toutes essayees. Matriculation Candidates! SECURE YOUR COPIES OF The James Texts Reprints, Outlines, Keys of Matriculation Examinations QLOWER, MIDDLE AND UPPER SCHOOL, ALL SUBJECTS, -From The School Representative THE JAMES TEXT

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THE L. C. I. TATLER Victoria College 1836 inthe 1933 UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO As one of the Federated Colleges in the Faculty of Arts of the University of Toronto, Victoria College enrols students in all courses leading to the degrees of Bachelor of Arts and Bachelor of Commerce and preparatory to adinission to the schools of Graduate Studies, Divinity, Education, Law and Medicine. PROF. C. E. AUGER. BA., Registrar. COMPLIMENTS FROM h ii? 1 A it . ij gp 5 ' Q. THE sMoKE Say It F 15 It 'ff' -.5327 K. A 1 . wifi ll with SHOP f y llelfr , To the Great Showing of the V1 4 ' Q Flowers -Ee . N .24 5- L.c.l. RUGBY TEAM in from the Cigarettes, Sports Equipment Cigars Magazin es VAL SMITH Lindsay Flower Shop Warder Office Adams Block Members F.T.D.A. W. W. Hick 8: Sons 'Phonesz Store 176 Greenhouse 102 PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS

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THE L. C. I. TATLER 65 DISILLUSION A small gathering of men stood outside a tavern reading a notice which advertised the news of a gold strike. The discovery was made three miles north-west of Dawson City in a peaceful valley guarded by large snow-covered mountains. Joy again gleamed in the eyes of all the treasure seek- ers, and again adventure loomed before them. This meant a wild rush to the cold, bleak regions of the north. Are you goin' to hit the trail, Doug?7' drawled an old treasure seeker. I sure am, said a man who by all appearance was only in his twenties. Did you know old Hill was tak- in' his young girl up with him this year? continued the other. Jane said something about it the other night, but she was not certain then, Doug. said. Well he be, was the quick re- ply. Neither of these men knew that old Hill was taking his daughter as a nurse. He had lung trouble and hoped the dry air of the north might cure him. This might be be his last trip. Jane, his daugh- ter, was fair, medium height, ex- tremely beautiful and very devot- ed to her father. They lived on a small ranch and owing to Mr. Hill's poor health, Toni Cristo, a short, dark Italian attended to all the business. Douglas Burns, known as Doug. to all his friends, and Jane Hill's suitor was tall, dark and very handsome. He had been a friend of the Hill's for some time, and was there so often that he was considered another member of the family. However this dark Italian bothered him. They never seem- ed to agree. Doug. had hoped to gain Jane for his own, but lately this other man seemed to be in DALTON WOODWARD his way. 'l he night before the long trek to the gold fields Doug. went to see Jane, and while he was wait- ing, Toni came in. Well Doug. l'm going to go with you, was Toni's first remark. Doug. was stunned. He had hoped to have Toni out of the way. However he did not show his feel- ings. Glad to hear it Crisj' was his only reply. Well l'll see you to-morrow, so long for now, and he left to at- tend to his ranch duties. The next day there were about fifty set out. The majority had dog teams but Doug. and his friend Jim Long were hiking. By the end of the first day they were left miles behind. This did not seem to worry them as they were led on by the thoughts of fortune. Doug. knew that if he made good he had Hill's permission to lmarry Jane, and yet this Italian was with her now. He may turn old Hill a- gainst him and marry Jane him- self. It was a long, tedious journey for the party and especially for those going on foot. Snow drifts stopped their passage. Blizzards held them back, but in spite of it all they trudged boldly ahead. At the end of the fifth day Jim saw the faint glow of a fire in the distance. Either the party is slakening or we are making better time, said Jim. Do you see the fire Doug.?,' Dou. gazed into the distance then turned. VVhat do you say about travelling a while longer? Sure old man, homesick for Jane? Well not exactly, but we might as well catch up with the laggersf' O.K., let's go. The two boys had travelled a- bout an hour when they came into the camp. There did not seem to