Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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THE L. C. I. TATLERi 6 3 And remember the one who put his cigarette in bed and threw himself out of the window. Then there is the professor who rolled under the dresser to wait for the collar button to find him. Not to 'speak of the one who slammed his wife and kissed the door. Sad story no. 104039387684461 . . . they shifted Willie's grave to dig a ditch. A certain man needed a fresh water supply, so he said to himself, Well, Well, it will be well for me to dig a well. So he dug a well. But the Well did not turn out well. What's more it did not turn out Water. So he dug another well. Well this well didn't turn out well either. Just as tears were beginning to Well up in his eyes water came which was welcome. He called the first well Taint Well, and the second well Tis We1l. All's Well that ends Well. Mr. Hale: Thomas, -give me a sentence with insulate. Thomas: I carry a key because I get in- sulate. Alas! girls are regarding their hair now just like their countries flag. Long May She Wave. While dresses -go 'down to ide-feet.l McKee Cto Hishonl Help me out with this English homework, Jack? Big Hearted Hishon: Sure. McKee: Give me a sentence using the word Euripedes B. H. H.: Euripedes pants, I killa you. Our idea of a pessimist is one who, on going to bed says, Think of itll! Up in se- venteen hours! While an optomist is one who on getting up says, Well, old girl, I'11 be back again in seventeen hoursfl- 2600 years ago Aesop said, Don't give anyone a piece of your mind, you may need it. Somebody said that'Mu1'ray McPherson looked awfully smart Walking to school in the mornings. We wonder- Izz-ie . Not having any enlightening news in our department concerning Miss Dawe we condescend to ask the defunct mem- ber of the Hilarity Staff for a contribu- tion but he quickly assured us that he 'dawsn't do it. And would you believe it, Miss Helen McNevin has turned out to be a staunch supporter of our old song hits. Her fav- 'ourite is Down By the Old Mill Stream. It brings back old memories to us too. Mr. McMillan: Are you thinking about this question, Miss Taverner? Miss Taverner: Yes Sir. Mr. McMillan. I don't think you're thinking, Miss Taverner. I think that you just think you're thinking. Think it overf' Gallagherz- That conductor glared at me as if I hadn't paid my fare. Stephenson:-And what did you do? Gallagher:-Why I glared right back at him as though I had. Miss Adams fto Fred-die Williamsl Your translation reminds me of Quebec. Freddie:-How's that Miss Adams. Miss Adams:-They are both built. on a tall bluff. Mr. Hale: - Make your words flow through your pen. Voice from the black:-Gee I can't even make ink flow through mine. Bradford to Williams Cquite puzzledl- Do the questions bother you Freddie? Freddie:-No, the answers.

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THE L. C. I. TATLER Victoria College 1836 inthe 1933 UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO As one of the Federated Colleges in the Faculty of Arts of the University of Toronto, Victoria College enrols students in all courses leading to the degrees of Bachelor of Arts and Bachelor of Commerce and preparatory to adinission to the schools of Graduate Studies, Divinity, Education, Law and Medicine. PROF. C. E. AUGER. BA., Registrar. COMPLIMENTS FROM h ii? 1 A it . ij gp 5 ' Q. THE sMoKE Say It F 15 It 'ff' -.5327 K. A 1 . wifi ll with SHOP f y llelfr , To the Great Showing of the V1 4 ' Q Flowers -Ee . N .24 5- L.c.l. RUGBY TEAM in from the Cigarettes, Sports Equipment Cigars Magazin es VAL SMITH Lindsay Flower Shop Warder Office Adams Block Members F.T.D.A. W. W. Hick 8: Sons 'Phonesz Store 176 Greenhouse 102 PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS