Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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THE L. C. I. TATLER 61 Mr. Patterson: People usually feel bet- ter with their tonsils out. Miss Ure: I read that it affects the brain. Mr. Patterson: How many here have had their tonsils out. Miss Adams: Bradford I thought you said you spent an hour on this prose. Bradford: I did Miss Adams, railroad time. Miss Adams: 'What do you mean? Bradford: Stops included? 2600 years ago Aesop said that in the spring a young man's fancy -turns to what a girl has been thinking about all winter. We conducted a popularity contest to find the most popular girl in the school. Owing to the large number of sballots we have not yet completed the counting, however, at present, Woodward is leading Rodman by three votes. Miss Clark: Use the word triangle in a sentence. Doc Williams: If a fish don't bite on grasshoppers, triangle worms. mm Gregory fJuniorD: I have an awful cold in my head. Mr .Halex Well, that's something. Judge Galaugher Cto Bryson in recent Mock Triallz Rfememlber that anything you say will be held against you. Hishon fthe clerk? was heard to mur- mur softly: Garbo, Dietrich, Crawford, Bennett. It is reported that a scientist has pro- duced a new kind of bread which in- spires courage. We understand that a mouse found a few crumbs, ate them and immediately kicked the cat away from the milk. Mr. Couke is so musical that he could sit for hours under the trees and listen to the band on his hat. Brace yourself for this bit. Some of the cadets complained that M.r. Breese drill- ed them till they were bored. Fans did not actually believe that om' runners had burned up the track until they saw the cinder path around the campus. Isabelle Williams, translating Latin. I sing of arms and of men. Oh, gee, this is going to be interesting. And the report comes from the west of the sad death of a cow. It appears that the cow was pasturing beside a field of corn. Suddenly it fbegan to get hot. The thermometer went from 100 to 110- 120-150. The cow was practically cook- ed. The lcorn in the adjourning field popped. Then up came a windstorm and blew all the popped corn into the pasture. When the cow saw the corn it -thought it was snow, and so froze to death. Isn't it too bad that Miss Frost leaves some of her pupils cold. Personally we didnlt think it of her. Groves was on his first trip to the oity. As he stepped from the train at Union Station a red-cap picked up his bag and asked King Edward? , and Groves re- plied: No, just plain Jim Groves of L.C.I. Seasonable? Ceasar mustered his sol- diers, peppered the enemy and took the town by assault. Mr. Hale: This is an excellent compos- ition, Peters, but I notice it is exactly the same as Gregory's. VVhat am I to conclude from that. Peters: Gregory's must be excellent too. Cole says that if you want a good fin- ish for your car stall it on a railway cross- ing. Mr. Lucas fto pretty country maiden, milking cowhz Does your pretty little cow give milk my dear. Maiden: No, we have to take it away from her. Stephenson: Do you know that I think the girls a fellow keeps company with should be his direct opposite . . . blondes with brunettes, and so on. Fred Williams: Well, are you still look- ing for an intelligent -girl? A few on the professor: The professor met his son on the street and said Good- morning, George, how is your father?

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THE L. C. I. TATLERi 6 3 And remember the one who put his cigarette in bed and threw himself out of the window. Then there is the professor who rolled under the dresser to wait for the collar button to find him. Not to 'speak of the one who slammed his wife and kissed the door. Sad story no. 104039387684461 . . . they shifted Willie's grave to dig a ditch. A certain man needed a fresh water supply, so he said to himself, Well, Well, it will be well for me to dig a well. So he dug a well. But the Well did not turn out well. What's more it did not turn out Water. So he dug another well. Well this well didn't turn out well either. Just as tears were beginning to Well up in his eyes water came which was welcome. He called the first well Taint Well, and the second well Tis We1l. All's Well that ends Well. Mr. Hale: Thomas, -give me a sentence with insulate. Thomas: I carry a key because I get in- sulate. Alas! girls are regarding their hair now just like their countries flag. Long May She Wave. While dresses -go 'down to ide-feet.l McKee Cto Hishonl Help me out with this English homework, Jack? Big Hearted Hishon: Sure. McKee: Give me a sentence using the word Euripedes B. H. H.: Euripedes pants, I killa you. Our idea of a pessimist is one who, on going to bed says, Think of itll! Up in se- venteen hours! While an optomist is one who on getting up says, Well, old girl, I'11 be back again in seventeen hoursfl- 2600 years ago Aesop said, Don't give anyone a piece of your mind, you may need it. Somebody said that'Mu1'ray McPherson looked awfully smart Walking to school in the mornings. We wonder- Izz-ie . Not having any enlightening news in our department concerning Miss Dawe we condescend to ask the defunct mem- ber of the Hilarity Staff for a contribu- tion but he quickly assured us that he 'dawsn't do it. And would you believe it, Miss Helen McNevin has turned out to be a staunch supporter of our old song hits. Her fav- 'ourite is Down By the Old Mill Stream. It brings back old memories to us too. Mr. McMillan: Are you thinking about this question, Miss Taverner? Miss Taverner: Yes Sir. Mr. McMillan. I don't think you're thinking, Miss Taverner. I think that you just think you're thinking. Think it overf' Gallagherz- That conductor glared at me as if I hadn't paid my fare. Stephenson:-And what did you do? Gallagher:-Why I glared right back at him as though I had. Miss Adams fto Fred-die Williamsl Your translation reminds me of Quebec. Freddie:-How's that Miss Adams. Miss Adams:-They are both built. on a tall bluff. Mr. Hale: - Make your words flow through your pen. Voice from the black:-Gee I can't even make ink flow through mine. Bradford to Williams Cquite puzzledl- Do the questions bother you Freddie? Freddie:-No, the answers.