Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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THE L. C. I. TATLER 51 W G4 f f m, Pu! sv? CADETS The annual Cadet Inspection was held this year on May 16th. Robert Gregorys Platoon Won the shield as the best platoon. Captains in charge ...... .Jack Lamb Second in Command- Murray MacPherson, Keele Gregory, and Jim Groves. Lieutenants- R. Gregory, W. Thomas, J. Tilcock, M. Sleep, I. Johnston, H. Beall. Band Instructor ..,....... Mr. Couke RIFLE CLUB The Rifle 'Club, in connection with the School Cadet Corps has 'been very active this year. A large number of medals have been won the competitions for the different trophies have been very keenly contested. 'The officers of the club are as follows: Range Officer-Mr. W. S. Breese. President-Jack Tripp. Sec.-Treas.--Wilbur Thomas. The club consists of twenty members who shoot once a Week on rthe gym range, targets for the different awards. When a member has won his bronze, silver and gold medals and his gold ring he is made an honorary member and is permitted to shoot in all the special com- petitions, although he need not be an active club member. Those in the club who have won -all their awards are W. Thomas. J. Groves and W. Reid. The MacMillan Trophy, for Prone Rap- id and Kneeling Deliberate firing was won this year by J. Groves. The White Trophy is now held by Lovd Owen. This year's competition has not been fired yet. In the Miniature Competition. W. Thomas and J. Tillcock are tied for first place with R. Smith, J. Groves and B. McKee n a triple tie for second place. The Bronze Medals, awarded for shoot- ing 10 targets each over 7591, have been won by: J. Hishon, B. McKee, B. Fred- erick, R. Mcllhno-yle, J. Campbell. Silver medals, for 10 targets over 8893 B. Smith, C. Ross, C. Holmes, L. Owen. have been won by: J. Cain, L. Owen, J. Campbell, Bl Frederick, B. McKee, C. Holmes. Gold medals, awarded for shooting 10 targets of better than 93'Z, have been won by: J. Tripp, J. Tillcock. AS yet no Gold Rings have been won this year, bu-t there are still several weeks of shooting. ALUMINI CContinued from Page 403 At Toronto Normal-Victoria McGahcy and Laura Campbell and at North Bay Normal-Helen Oliver. At Toronto University we may see Al- meda De Guerre, Lloyd Flack. Helen Ful- lon, Mary Smith, Edna Henderson and Mac Kennedy, and at St. Hilda's College, Toronto, Olive Wellman. At Kingston We -are also represented by Nora Hill and Helen Johnson. The nursing profession has been enter- ed upon by Ruth Heslop CWestern Hos- pital, Torontol, Jeanne 'Scottf Sick Chil- dren's Hospital, Torontol, Orpah Mac- Farquhar fGrace Hospital, Torontol, and Hilda Smith CPetenbloro Hospitall. In Guelph we find Jeanne Fee, Mar- garet Sfluier and Donald Beaty. Edward Blanchard is attending St. Mary's College, at Brockville. Helen Cameron is resum- ing :her studies at Beaverton Continuation School, and Jack Dunlop is -continuing his at Jarvis Collegiate, Toronto. Samuel Carew, We hear, is Working in Peterboro. James Everslon, we believe, has entered the noble profession of dnuggist and Richard Rowan is working at Lotus. Those to be found in the Town of Lind- say are: Margaret Cuthbert. at .the Baker Business College: George Beall at Beall's Jeweilry storeg and James Meehan at the Academy. Quite ia number are at their homes this year. Among those we may find Alfberta Hodgson fTorontoJ, Oarl James fCam- brayl, Donald Lamb CLindsay7, Wallace MacAlpine CMt. Horebl, 'Clarke Seaton 1Lfndsayl, George Stevenson COmemeeD, Dorothy Woodward CBeaverton3, Jean Lawson fTorontol. Alice McLaug'hiin fLindsayD, Ross Hay fPleasant Pointl, Howard Halward fCannvlngtonl, Margaret Pnouse fLittle Britainl, and Evelyn Hav- ery fFenelon Fallsi. We are extremely sorry if there has been any omissions, and wish to take this opportunity of wishing each individual member of the 1932 graduating class, the best of luck in Whatever line of work he or she may have entered.

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50 THE L. C. I. TATLER EVELYN HODGSON Winner of Senior Girls Athletic Medal VIRA CHICK Winner of Junior Girls' Athletic Medal JOHN WICKETT Winner of Intermediate Boys' Athletic Medal JIM GROVES Winner of Senior Boys' Athletic Medal l EDMUND EBI-:RTS Winner of Junior Boys' Athletic Medal there by Groves. F. Louks fFcrdJ-A first year player who turned in two nice games. Real de- fence material for next year. G. McGinnis CGordJ-Forward. A fast. tireless player. always on the jump. A real good man for next year. P. McGee iPete7 or Dead-eye McGee ..-A sure shot at the basket but a trifle short. Teamed well with McKee. An- other hope for next year. D. McKee lPonyJ-Best described by saying he is the Horses brother. A real all round athlete. Picked up basket-ball fast and was a big asset to the team. George Wilhelm Peters fBlondie7-A big' help to the team. Looked down on the game from his position of advantage. A real good guard a little rough on Gob- bo and inclined to play push-face. George Hodgson lGobboJ-Another last year's player but did not give as good a demonstration this year. A good man. a dead shot but a little inclined to -get excited. Guarded the basket Well. Jack Hishon CRedJ-Now you see him. new you don't. A fast, slippery forward who gave a real demonstration of the game. Centre-S. Thompson. Forwards-J. Tillcock, G. McGinnis, P. McGee, D. McKee, J. Hishon. Defence-G Peters, G. Hodgson, F. Louks. The Roarin' Game Curling is a sport enthusiastically pur- sued by a considerable number of stud- ents, and this year for the seventh con- secutive year the Junior Curling Club was organized with Don Betts as President md Jesse Bradford as Sec.-Treas. The skips chosen for this season were: Jack Lamb, 'George Hodgson, Gordon Hall, Bruce McKee, Woodrow Bradford and Bill Reid. The games were closely contested and it was some time before the best rinks could be determined. However, after sev- eral hardfought games the rink skipped by Jack Lamb came out on top with Jesse Bradford as a close second. Personnel. of the rinks: G. Telford Lead D. Mahcod J. Campbell Second H. Beall J. Tillcock Vice H. Skitch J. Lamb Skip W. Bradford Jack Lamb will receive the Lvtle Tro- phy on behalf of his rink at the Cadet Banquet. Nae sae bad curlin', lads.

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52 THE L. C. I. TATLER French Department BON MOTS tBy Miss N. G. Adams? NOS ANCETRESH Linette recite son histoire de France. Linettte-Les Gaulois avaient six jambes. La Maitresse-Comment? Six jambes? Ils etaient faits comme tout le monde. Linette-At! non, c'est dans le livre: les Gaulois etaient des hommes de six piedsf' On ne peut pas avoir six pieds sans avoir six jambes. UNE APPRECIATION. La Maitresse-Votre composition n'est pas mal, mais elle ressemble beaucoup a celle de votre voisine. Quest-ce que cela veut dire? L'E1eve -Eh bien, que sa composition n'est pas mal non plus! POINT DE Uue Le Maitre-Quest oe qu'un hypocrite? L'Eleve-C'est un eleve qui va a 1'ecole en souriant! ERUDITION. LExaminateur-Pourvez vous, Monsieur, me dire quelque chose sur les plus grands chirnistes du dix septierne siecle? Le Candidat-Ils sont tous morts, Mon- sieur! GRAMMAIRE Le Professeur-Quest-ce que ce sont que les voyelles? L'Eleve-C'est ce qui reste quand on a eneleve toutes-les consonnes. DEFINITION L'Instituteur-Qu'est-ce que c'est qu'une ile? L'Eleve-Une ile, Monsieur, c'est un en- droit qu' on ne peut pas quitter san un bateau. LE BAROMETRE BAISSE Le Maitre-Marie, avez-vous vu le barom- etre? La Bonne-Qui, Monsieur ..... Le Maitre-Est-ce qu' il a baisse? La Bonne-Oh! beaucoup, Monsieur .... Le Maitre-De combien de degres? La Bonne-De tout l'escabier, je 1'ai laisse tomber ce matin! AVANT L' OPERATION -Dites-moi franchement, docteur, n'avez- vous jamais eu de malchance avec vos operation? -Non, Mon Ami: Mes clients en ont par- foisg moi, jamais! LA POUPEE INCASSABLE La mere de Jeanne entend un grand fbruit dans la chambre de sa fille. -Qu'est-'ce que tu Jeanne! fais -J'ai casse ma poupee. -La psupee incassaible que je t'ai clonnee! -Oui, Maman, je suis enfin arrivee a la casser, mais ca n' a pas ete facile! L' INSTITUTEUR SE TROMPE L'instituteur expique la conjugaison des verbes, puis il demande a Jean: -Est-il correct de dire: Mon frere sont alle se promener? -Non, Monsieur. -Pourquoi cela? -Parce que mon frere est venu a l'ecole avec Moi. AU RESTAURANT. Un client enthousias-te, a un autre client: -Quelle bonne maison! On donne ici la meilleure qualite de ce que 1' on demande. Si vous demandez un oeuf frais, on vous apporte l' oeuf le plus frais du monde. Si vous demandez une tasse de cafe, on vous donne la. meilleure tasse de cafe du monde . . . Le Second Client. -Vous avez raison, j' avais demande un petit bifteck. Les future Inventeurs Le Professeur parle a ses eleves 'de quelques inventions: telephone, T. S. F. etc. Puis, il demande a Jacques: -S' il vous etait possible d' inventer quelque chose qu' inventeriez-vousi' -Monsieur repond Jacques, j' inventerais la machine ou il n'y a qu a appuyer sur un bonton pour apprendre ses lecons. -Et vous, Paul? demande le professeur. -Moi. repond Paul, j' inventeraiis la ma- chine a appuyer sur le bonton. DIST1ZNlC'I'ION. Un jeue cllegien demande av son pere. -Pap, qu' est-ce qui distinque la civilist- tion de la barbaric? -Oh! c' est bien simple: La civilisation, c' est de tuer son ennemi a six mille metres avec un boulet de canon. Et la barbarie, c' est de lui couper la tete avec un sabre! TROP ICHAUVE POUR JOUER Un vieux Monsieur Chauve - Mes petits amis, voulez-vous me laisser entrer dans le jeu? Un de garcons - Impossible, Monsieur. C'est aux Indiens que nous jouons, et vous etes deja scalpe.