Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

Text from Pages 1 - 92 of the 1933 volume:

THE L. C. I. TATLER SNAPPY FOOTWEAR -X E 672, if - i Fashionable Styles in I Dress Shoes, Smart Colleg- iate' Ties and Oxfords for school wear. I Priced at 2.45, 2.95, 3.50 N EILL'S CONSIDER YoUR EYES THE same careful attention ex- tended by your teachers in your studies is practiced in our Optical Department. - IF your eyes are bothering you con- sult our Registered Optometrist. MODERN Frames and Mounts. MODERATE PRICES FREE EXAMINATION McCARTY'S Jewellers Since 1881 Parker Pens 32.75 up. Parker Pencils 31.25 up. Parker Quink 25c bottle. I , , 1IBB1I,5 Qtlninersiig fi P Arts-1Courses B. Com. KINGSTON, ONTARIO Incorporated by Royal Charter 1841 Annual registration over 3500 students in Arts and Commerce leading to the degrees of B.A., M.A., Science-4Oourses leading to the degrees of B. Sc. and M. Sc. in Chemistry, Mineralogy and Geology, Physics, and in Mining, Chemical, Civil, Mechanical and Electrical Engineering. Medicine-Courses leading to the degrees of M.D., C.M., and to the Dip- loma of Public Health. The University has twenty-five modern buildings, providing first class facilities for all departments of work. There is no better library in Canada. Kingston is an ideal place for study and the cost of living is relatively low. Part of the work in Arts may be covered by correspondence. For a calendar of the Faculty in which you are interested and for infor- mation about Matriculation Scholarships, write to the Registrar. PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS THE L. C. I. TATLER Compliments of FEE MOTORS The Popular Service Station HOME OF THE FORD Kent and Cambridge Sts. Lindsay ALL NIGHT SERVICE Cl Ds SD Q 0 0- The Home of BRAEMORE AND EATONIA HOSE For Women For Senior Misses Eatonia the outstanding MEN 'S TIE VALUE Junior Young Men's and Men's And where popular priced Music and New Song Hits arrive weekly J' CANADIAN DEPARTMENT STORES LIMITED OLYMPIA TEA ROOM Lindsay's Largest and Most Up-to-Date Tea Room and Restaurant FIRST CLASS FULL COURSE MEALS Afternoon Tea from 3 to 5, and A La Carte Special Dinner from 11 to 2 and 5 to 8 DELIC-IOUS TOASTED SANDWICHES Pure Wholesome Home-made Candies and Ice Cream TAKE HOME A BOX OF OUR CANDIES OR A BRICK OF ICE CREAM Opposite Post Office Telephone 308 PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS THE L. C. I. TATLER O'LOUGHLIN'S LADIES' READY TO WEAR DRY GOODS, FURS LINDSAY 6'KELVINATOR Electric Refrigerator McLennan's Limited KENT ST. v LINDSAY Cleveland Bicycles Everything for the Bicycle Fine Machine Work G. W. SHEPHERD TANGNEY'S GUARANTEED FURNITURE FUNERAL DIRECTORS JACK 84 JOE TANGNEY Ex-L.C.I. Boys Opposite Hotel Benson, Lindsay MEATS W. LANGDON'S MEAT MARKET No. 8 Kent Street, where the best ' Fr h d Cur d Meats You Cannot Work Well If Your Vision Is Not Correct 1l'1 es an f e O . some T m CRICHTON Telephone 705 OPTOMETRIST 43 Kent Street ,Ph0l1E 197W Compliments of the Bic zo CAFE Cigars, Chocolates, Tobacco Meals at All Hours Special Dining Room for Banquets BUY HARDWARE AT A HARDWARE STORE Boxall 8z Matthie Ltd. 112 KENT ST. LINDSAY Hardware, Plumbing, Heating Paints and Varnishes, Sheet Metal Work, Brantford Roofing QUALITY AND SERVICE PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS THE L. C. I. TATLER IE-LLI1xLLI.SNI EILVIDHFIFIOO' LVSCINFI THE L. C. I. TATLER Advertisements ........ Our School Photo ....... Index .................................. Writers' Club Executive ..... The Faculty ....,................. Mr. MacMillan ............. Foreward .......,.................. Professor E. J. Pratt ................ Old Age, By Professor Pratt ........ EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT Editors' Forward ................. Editors' Convention ..... C.O.S.S.A. ................................... . The Most Important Lesson .,........ Cadet Training ........................ Letters To The Editor .,...... LITERARY DEPARTMENT Fear ....................................... The Eclipse of 1933 ......... Petty Larceny .............. Two Roadsters ...... POETRY SECTION Romance ................................ The First Rugby Practice ......... True Friends ........................ To An Indian Warrior ...... INDEX 1 ..8 ...C .. 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 .. 16 .. 17 .. 17 .. 18 19 .. 22 .. 23 .. 25 .. 26 28 .. 28 .. 29 .. 29 The Poet's Song ........ ..... CURRENT EVENTS Important Men .... ..... Technocracy ....... ..... The Depression .... ..... LITERARY SOCIETY NOTES .............. Music ..........................,............... ..... Play Pictures ..... ..... Dramatics ......... , .................., Head Girl and Head Boy .......... ..... Personal Interviews ................. ..... In Memoriam ............. ..... AIUIHIII ..................... .. .... .. Graduating Class .......... ..... Girls' Athletics ..... Boys' Athletics ................ ..... Cadets and Rifle Club ....... ..... French Department ...,.... ...,. Excha nge ..................... ..... Fa-rm Notes ...... ..... Hilarity ......................... .... ..... Disillusion .....,.............................................. Magic-the Most Tremendous lnflu ence in Life! .....,... ............................. L.C.I. Students ..... ..... Autographs ............. ...... Business Directory ...... 10 THE L. C. I. TATLER The Tatler Official Organ of the Lindsay Collegiate Institute Vol. 20. May, 1933 No. TI-IE WRITERS CLUB 1932-WRITERS' CLUB-1933 EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief ---- Mild red O'Leary Associate Editors - - Sybil Pickering, Eiarlston Doe Staff Advisor ----- Mr. R. L. Hale DEPARTMENT EDITORS Literary - - Dorothy Fairfield, Gordon Maclnnis Hilarity William Stephenson, William Galaugher Alumni - - - - Isobel Williams Girls' Athletic - Hazel Mackey Boys' Athletic - James Groves Art ' Olive Deacon, Jack Finley Graduates - - Marian Peel Exchange - - - Doris Webster BUSINESS STAFF Business Managers-Eleanor Holmes, Roderick McColl, Donald Pollock Secretary-Treasurer ---- Isobel Ure THE L. C. I. TATLER THE FACULTY I WILLIAM MacMlLLAN, B.A.-P1'ii1Cipal Miss F. M. Corkey, M.A. Miss N. G. Adams, B.A. G. A. Lucas, B.A. - Miss E. L. Garbutt, B.A. - R. L. Hale, B.A. - Miss J. Stewart, B.A. W. S. W. Breese, M.A. Miss B. Clarke, B.A. Miss E. Gerrish, B.A. R. A. Patterson, B.S.A. Miss H. Dalrymple, B.A. Miss F. Frost, M.A. W. E. Lee, B.A. 4 , J. H. cowke, i3.A.q, Miss H. Arksey English History - French, Spanish Commercial Specialist Moderns, English English, Physical Culture - - - Mathematics Drill, History - English - Classics Agriculture Science, Drill Classics Commercial Science - Secretary THE L. C. I. TATLER TO OUR PRINCIPAL MR. W. J. MacMILLAN WE AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATE THE TATLER OF 1932-1933 THE L. C. I. TATLER FOREWORD Even now we hear wth inward strife A motion toiling in the gloom- The Spirit of the years to come Yearning to mix himself with life. The above thought, expressed by Tennyson during the last century, seems to apply to world conditions to-day, When the stanza was written Democracy, formerly the dream of visionaries, Was being recognized as a practical ideal of human relationship. Slavery had recently been abolished in England, and machines were replacing man-power in the factories. A new era, known later as the Victorian Age, was just beginning. To-day we seem to have reached another milestone in the progress of civilization. May long-established institutions are now passing through the most testing period of their existence, and in some cases their survival is threatened. The very foun- dations of our Democracy are being shaken. Extreme nation- alism has developed in practically every nation of the world. International trade has decreased to an alarming extent, and unemployment has reached unprecedented proportions. The hope of mankind lies in improved conditions in the immediate future. The students of to-day will become the citizens of to-mor- row. Since work in factory, shop or office is not available, many of them are spending a few extra years in the classroom. They are thus preparing themselves to grasp the unsurpassed opportunitis, for the trained mind, which will inevitably be found when this period of world readiustment has past. The Wise youth is not despairing over present conditions, but is looking with confidence to the future, firmly believeing that the clouds of depression will scatter, and the sun of pros- perity will shine again. MR. W. M'acMILLAN. THE L. C. I. TATLER PROFESSOR E. J. PRATT THE L. C. I. TATLER Old Age So poor again--with all that plunder takeng Your mountain stride, your eagle vision-gone! And the All Hail of your voice in a world forsaken Of song and curving wings and the laughter of dawn. So little is leftg I cannot be persuaded It is your hand that shakes, your step that fallsg Your will, once statured on the c-rags, now faded To the round of a wheeled chair and four dull walls. And yet to-day as I Watched your pale face yearning, When the sun's warmth poured through the open door, And something molten in your soul was burning Memorial raptures life could not restore, I know, by some high trick of sight and hearing, Your heart has lured beyond the Window sills, Adventuring Where the valley mists were clearing, And silver horns Were blowing on the hills. -E. J. PRATT 16 THE L. C. I. TATLER xp , if ,' , W 'Q .L ' . , ,X N 5 X LLL EDITOR'S FORWARD Like time and tide, the Tatler waits for no man, and so the 1933 edition has been produced in spite of the existing hard times and, general busienss depression. This year we have dedicated the book to our prin- cipal, Mr. MacMillan, who in the short time he has been principal has instigated several progressive reforms, introduced new ideas to make our school hours more interesting. May this progress continue! Immediately on picking up this new Tatler you will notice that it is the same size as last yearis book although you only paid thirty-five cents for it. We are able to accomplish this due to the fact that the number of pictures has been lessened and cartoons substituted instead. We have intrduced a few new pages in our book headed Current Events and Vox Pox, hoping that this page will prove enlightening to many students. Certain of our sections have been treated in a slightly different manner than previously. We hope these changes seem improve- ments to you and invite your comments and suggestions for further changes. We, as a staff, feel that our effort has not been in vain: we are satis- fied that we have done our best in the interest of the school and are pass- ing on to next year our Uundefiled heritage? In the prosperous years to come succeeding staffs will undoubtedly produce better books. Nevertheless we think that in spite of the financial crisis we have pro- duced something really worth while in this tangible expression of the students of our year. THE EDITORS. THE EDITORS' CONVENTION For the first time since its organization Lindsay had the privilege of being represented at the Annual Editors' Convention in Convocation Hall. In November Mildred O'Leary, Editor, and Sybil Pickering, Assistant Edi- tor, due to the efforts ,and co-operation of Mr. MacMillan, Mr. Hale and the Writers' Club were sent as representatives from our school. Delegates, assembled from all parts of the province were received as guests of the Sigma Phi, a Journalistic Fraternity of Toronto University, and welcomed THE L. C. I. TATLER M 17 by Dr. Wallace, Principal of the University. The first morning the groups were formed under the leadership of experiencd men to discuss various problems of school magazines such as finance, arrangement, advertising, etc. After lunch hour the delegates visited the Star building and the MacLeans' Publishing House. The feature of the evening was a banquet held in the Round Room of Eaton's College Street store, which was effective in making the various representatives more intimately acquaint- ed. Following this addresses were heard from various editors and writers. The following morning the delegates assembled again in Convocation Hall and were addressed on Magazine make-up, feature writing and art work. Mr. Rutledge, of the Canadian Magazine, gave a very instructive talk on Magazine editing. Following this a report was given from each of the groups g so that everyone benefitted from the suggestions and discus- sions. In the afternoon of the second day all the representatives attended the Royal Alexandra and had the privilege of seeing The Rookery Nook. The school has taken a great step forward by enabling representa- tives to attend this instructive- and beneficial convention, and we sin- cerely trust that this custom will be continued in other years and that our Tatler will benefit greatly as a result. C. O. S. S. A. A new honour came to our school last year when Sybil Pickering after winning the senior oratorical contest here, went further in the contest and gained another victory at Colborne. Sybil has made a name for herself in Oratory. She won the senior girls contest at Humberside Collegiate, Toronto, and came third in the City Contest. Her winning this contest at Colbourne has given the Lindsay Collegiate the honour, of, for the first time, entertaining the other students of Central Ontario here. Her utmost simplicity of manner and her self-control give her the neces- sary qualities for an excellent speaker. We Wish Sybil all the success possible and do hope that she will continue to bring honour on the L.C.I. as she has done in the past. THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON On the school curriculum we find reading, 'riting, and 'rithmetic, but no mention is made of the most important lesson of all, the lesson in citizenship that we can learn from the stand our teachers have taken in various municipal matters in the past few months. Many times when salary reductions were proposed by the Town Council, the Board of Education pointed out that Lindsay's teachers are all young men and women, brought here fresh from college. They are hired at very low wages and promised regular increases in salary if they made good. The Board of Education's answer to the Town Council always was: And as our teachers have undoubtedly made good, we cannot break faith with them by cutting their already low salaries. Late last year, however, the teachers themselves proposed a meet- ing with the Board of Education to discuss salaries. Cognizant of the town's iinancial condition, they had decided on their own initiative that it was their place, as worthy citizens of their adopted town, to share in the sacrifices that had to be made by all. At a meeting early in February, the teachers volunteered to accept a ten per cent. reduction in salary. Their action constitutes the highest ideals of citizenship, because the teachers were fully protected by contracts until the end of the term and 18 THE L. C. I. TATLER they knew full well the conditions frequently mentioned by the Board of Education in protecting their wages. Not only have the teachers done this, because they make annual contributions to relief work in Lindsay. Their contribution for the past winter amounted to 3400. . ' We can study our reading, 'riting and 'rithmetic, we can ponder over the teachings of Plato and the works of Virgil, but from none of these can we learn a lesson as valuable as we can from the voluntary stand taken by the teachers, No matter what book knowledge we pos- sess, we are worthless as men and women unless we learn to become good citizens of the town which provides us our 'living and on which our fortunes depend. M. O'L. CADET TRAINING New and more convincing factors are entering into the fight paci- ficists have waged against cadet training for years past. In the old days, shortly after the Great War, cadet training was condemned by a minor- ity of the people of Canada on the grounds that it taught children to become soldiers, showed them only the glorious side of military training, and instilled in them the desire to become real soldiers. This argument was laughed at by men in authority and rightly so. But now the government is in a more receptive frame of mind when arguments are advanced for the abolition of cadet training. The train- ing costs money, huge sums have been spent annually in grants to the instructors, and the replacement of equipment costs mo-re than a little. With money for necessary expenditures so scarce, it is no wonder that the Government has decided to withdraw its financial support. As a result cadet training was struck a damaging blow. Toronto has taken a lead in deciding that cadet training shall be banned from its schools and other municipalities are sure to follow. The question has been raised here, but, we are glad to say, the L.C.I. Cadets will continue their activities for a time at least. With the Cadets really enthusiastic about the work there seems little chance of its being dropped altogether, even if all Government support is withdrawn. As to cadet training having anything to do with the perpetuation of war, we would say a few words. The men at the head of Governments, the men who decree whether or not there shall be war, must be influenced by more than their desire to wear a uniform or to live the life of a soldier, because when war is declared they seldom do either. The common men who go to war, answer .their country's call whether or not they ever held a commission in a cadet corps. As they enjoy the protection of their country and the benefits it offers in times of peace, so must they fight to protect these rights when they are threatened by war. The physical and mental training oifered by cadet workgis unsur- passed by any form of physical training which would take its place were lt abolished. Cadet training develops wind and limb, it makes young men stand erect and walk correctly, it teaches a measure of discipline that is an asset in later life, and, certainly not the least of its benefits, is the spirit of friendship and co-operation it developes in fellow cadets, a spirit that lives on through later life. Tell use what other form of physical training offers more than this and we will gladly support the campaign to have cadet uniforms torn to shreds, the rifles smashed and buried, and the officers' swords beaten into ploughshares. ' M. O'L. THE L. C. I. TATLER 19 Letters To The Editor SOLUTION TO OUR ECONOMIC PROBLEM Dear Editor:- Never in the history of the world has there been a dilficulty or problem which has brought, rforth from the great think- ers, the acknowledged authoritiesw, the political leaders and the so-called 'fin- ancial experts' such a multitude of solu- tions, remedies, international plans and ideas for future prevention as fthe pre- sent economic depression. Mussolini has pondered the question over his spaghettig Mr. Adolph Hitler has reviewed its difficulties with the help of a stein of foamy German beerg Mr. Stalin and his Commune of bewhiskered Com- rades have discussed it enthusiastically at their banquets of nice, juicy Russian pret- zels, Mr. Ramsay MacDonald can no long- er sit peacefully and Watch his favourite game of cricket Without puzzling the dreadful chaos into which financial con- ditions have been thrown. In Canada we have our Mr. Bennett, who has dexterously tried to end our troubles by discontinuing all trade what- soever and still, even after this noble at- tempt to put Canada lback on her feet, we suffer from the depression. Ah, here is what Mr. Bennett has for- gotten in Canada, and likewise Mussolini in Italy, and Hitler in Germany, and Stalin in Russia . . . what the country needs is a good 5c Cigar! THE KID FROM OPS. To the Editor:- A quick glance at The Tatler of 1931- 32 gives one immediately the impression of a cleverly edited year book, of which any student of the L.C.I. may be justly proud. Upon reading the magazine one Ends each department very interesting and it gives the impression of careful and thoughtful planning on the part of the editorial staff. On behalf of the Gir1's Athletic Society, I extend my congratulations to the Edi- torial Staff The Tatler of 1931-32 and wish the 1932-33 staff every success. RUTH A. LANGDON, President of Girl's Athletic Society. L.C.I., 1933. Dear Editor:- Knowing your deep sympathy for a bro- ther in distress, I come to ask your as- sistance and advice about a very per- plexing problem. To begin with, I am an ambitious, enter- prising young gentleman of Form V and am attending L.C.I. to gratify my intense thirst for knowledge. Naturally I wish to make a good im- pression on my teachers and to pass all my examinations with first class honours. Ahem. But in spite of the fact that I try to be as a'ttentive and studious as possible in every period, one thing I have noticed is that the female students tespe- cially the girlsb, 'persist and insist on applying to their sweet faces, excess amounts of powder, rouge, lipstick and what not. Why do they do it? Do they not know that it is superificial to Guild the Lily? I can't understand how they can endure having so much on their faces. I don't even like the taste of it. Since I am a very quiet, stay-at-home type of individual, and do not come into contact with any of the fairer sex at any place other than at school, I should like to inquire, whether on other occasions they besmear and bedab themselves with the same protective coating. Perhaps their motto is Save the surface and you save all , or Beware, fresh paint. Is that the case? This is perplexing me even more than the Binomial Theorem. What this school needs, say I, is a good, old- fashioned, girl student. Not that I am in the least conservative in my view-points, but I would like to see modern girls wear bustles and hoop skirts, worn by the girls when I was a boy. These modern fash- ions. Ug! Disgusting! Do you think that a rule prohibiting girls from using powder and paint would be just and reasonable? Would an Order in Council, in the form of a school lip- stick laanj' or an anti-powder union be considered by The Tatler Staff? I believe such a rule would be, justifiable and, no doubt, would be popular. If such a legisation were passed, do you think it could be as conveniently and system- aticaly enforced as the 50'Z, basket-ball rule ? As it is now, our Alma Mamma, 20 THE L. C. I. TATLER in my opinion, very losely resembles an Indian reserve. Being a married man and having, there- fore, no designing amlbitions, I feel that I can speak boldly and frankly. Although I do not mean to say that my opinion is that of the entire male student body, I feel that I have sufficient backing to write this letter, but please, for my sake. don't let anyone know my real name. The Hermits Club. I feel are supporting me, but in case of an uprising, however, they form a very small amount of support. What do you intend to do about this? Can I rely on your co-operation or must I lay my complaint before the Town Council? Yours Superficially, THE DEI-MOON. Dear Editor: On behalf of the modern girl I wish to make a statement in reply to some of the fanatical suggestions of the modern young men. If the girls of -to-day should be willing to return to bustles, flannel petticoats, cotton stockings an-d button boots, would the young men consider co- cperating with us in regard to chin whiskers, high starched collars, white vests, and horn-toed shoes? Would they also consider returning to 'the state of bicycles ibuilt for two, buggy-rides and tot- ing around ten-cent bags of peppermints? Would they be willing to suffer the indig- nity at nine o'clo-ck of having father, who is standing in the doorway with an alarm clock, pull that time worn gag-'ADO you play checkers son? Well, it's your move. If the young gentlemen who are com- plaining, will sign a petition agreeing to return to these former atrocities, we mod- ern maidens will in turn sign an agree- ment submitting to their proposals even though, deep in our hearts, we believe them to be revolutionary. We are quite confident that our sug- gestion will receive fair consideration and deliberation by the members of the Tatler staff which is composed tmainlyb of superior and intellectual minds. Subrnissively Yours, SOULFUL SADIE. Dear Editor:- We. the members of the Tatler staff, wish to take this opportunity of voicing our appreciation to the Lindsay Boys' Ban-cl for the way they have supported the school in so many events. They have co-operated with Mr. Couke in regard to the school orchestra, and by adding a drawing attraction to one of our most important rugby games. We feel that the boys are doing great work, both in the school and in public affairs, and we are very glad of this chance to congratulate all the members, on behalf of the student body, for the splendid work they have done, and to wish them every success for the future. Sincerely, THE TATLER STAFF. Dear Editor:- In the column of your book, I wish to present -a suggestion for the further beau- tification of our school. To a certain ex- tent horticulture has vbeen attempted, but we feel that it has not been given pro- per consideration and attention by the student body. I feel that 'there are a great number of students in our school who greatly appreciate flowers and are deeply interested in horticulture and who would if given an opportunity display their skill to advantage. My suggestion is that an L:C.I. Horticultural Society be formed by such students as have more or less adopted horticulture as their hobby. I feel sure that such a movement would receive the assistance and co-operation of the Lindsay Horticultural Society and private citizens interested in this pro- gressive step. In regards to the expendi- ture necessary for the development of this movement, I feel conident that the 'town people Will assist in a practical manner. Hoping this suggestion will meet with approval and be taken up immediately and supported in a worth while manner, I remain. Respectfully yours, SYBIL PICKERING. Dear Editor:- I consider it an honor to be given an opportunity of expressing my views on the 1931-32 Tatler. This was one of the finest books pub- THE L. C. I. TATLER 21 lished in the history of the school out- lining in every detail the school year. The different departments in the book were so well organized that the reader misesd not the slightest part of the year's events. May I say to every student attending the L.C.I. that the Tatler is an invaluable remembrance for future years. Yours sincerely, BILL REID, President of Central Athletic Society ,mill- Dear Editor:- On behalf of the members of the Lit- erary Society Executive I wish to extend to you our sincere wishes for a success- ful Tatler for the year 1933. Each of us thoroughly enjoy reading your ever pop- ular publication and delight especially in reading through the older copies which hold a prominent place on our book shelves. We wish to thank you especially for the splendid pages which have always been devoted to our activities and to Wish you a successful year. Realizing that, the Tatler-the year book for 1933-will not only be a success but bigger and better than ever. We are, Yours respectfully, Lindsay Collegiate Institute Literary, Society, Robert E. Gregory, President. Dear Editor:- I write on behalf of and at the urgent request of a large body of students who feel that 'the Anti-Gum Chewing Ban which is being enforced so rigorously by certain teachers should be lifted. It is one of the things which relieves the monotony of a hard day's work, a pleasant change for tired nerves and a mild form of relaxation. One is spurred on to do greater things. It is especially beneficial in working prob- lems and hard French sentences. It is a pastime handed down from earliest antiquity. Why the Romans chewed it, the Egyptians chewed it and I guess they chewed it on the Ark be- cause so many people in such close quart- ers :floating around for such a long time would need some diversion, because I don't remember that we had jig-saw puzzles then. And so, my dear editor, I am sure you will use your iniiuence in having some amendments put on this law. Thanking you for you valued space. I remain your obedient servant, EDWARD TANGNEY. the editur of the tatlr. deer madem ras si understan yu are?- i feel that i have darn gude reeson for riteing this leetr eevn tho i dont go to yur skule and am jest as glad i never did enyway and i dont by yur tatlr eether but as i am a sitisen of this counti and a hard wurking man to as eny of mi naybors wood be glad to tel yu were yu intirestid enuf to ask them which you probabibli are not. i am the ownur of a nise prosprus farm which enybody wood wan-t if they did and i am lokated heer in a mighti fine gude farming secshun with gude conveenienses to and also. Well last summr didnt i go to wurk and make miself sum of the dandiessed gude old cidar that yu evr layed esy on and tasted to, me figgerin that eny man who wurks as hard as i have from chiledberth to an age of fifty won yeers is entiteled to a little pleshure now and then eevn if it is seldom. well ser or madem as the case maybe, didnt i go put this sheer cidar in the barn to kule off eeven tho it nevr was hot but just as the sayin is to let every thing get down where it shud be or up prhaps. Enyway i had just had it out 'ther in the barn not more than a weak karefulli hidd away on account of prinsepels when sum of those dad ratted and skungks of yung wheleps of ibill read and willburr tommas and sech like of pupeles of yur colejate kurn along and gallup it down like sum old topirs or Wurse if Wurse therr is which i so much doute. for which reeson i am veri antag- nistick agenste thees boo yung pupps and philps and agennst the wurld in ginerel thanking yu for this spase but suggestting that i wood be veri pleesed were it to but lay m.i hands on yu or any of such of the skungks frlun yur skule as stated EZRA FLAW. THE L. C. I. TATLER 2 pq, wr an 5 - 4, 1 Y .. FEAR his lips suddenly. That doctor-He had llst prize senior short storyl lGreta B. Coshl We1l? The voice was querulous and had a cur- ious rasping quality. The shrewd eyes of the doctor noted the gray pallor of the face, the haunted eyes of the man. The eyes searched the mask-like face of the doctor, who glanced rapidly away. He felt suddenly very tired and old-for he had seen fear in the man's eyes and he could offer no help. The man would tell him nothing. The quietly level tones of the doctor fell flatly into the silence between them. You must get rest. Would it not be possible for you to leave the city? Now, a quiet place in the country - - And the doctor poised slim fingers together. Then lips curler ironically into a. semb- lance of a smile. Rest? Yes, he needed rest. He knew that. But when? How? How find rest for a sick mind, a soul in torment? Was he going mad? Fear clutched at his heart, made him lurch and catch sharply at the door-knob. What a fool he had been to consult a doctor. He laughed suddenly, hollowly and with- out mirth. Horrible to hear a man laugh like that, thought the doctor as he usher- ed out his patient and glanced after him down the snow-covered street. Poor beg- gar! The doctor shrugged his shoulders. nodded vaguely at the stiifly-starched nurse, recalled himself sharply and said All right-next. ::: ::: sf A quiet place in the country the doctor had said. Well, he was here. It had not been so difficult to get away. Young Rhodes would take his place efficiently enough, if not with finesse. There had been just a suspicion of smugness in his Don't worry, Mr. Vail. We'll carry on all right. Luck and health to you, Sir. He felt suddenly and definitely alone. EXCGIN fOr Perry, the setter, he was alone-there was no doubt about rthat. The hunting-lodge was miles from the nearest village and almost smothered in snow. He sank down wearily into the rough seat in front of the red flames he had coaxed into life. A wry smile twisted not expected to 'be taken so literally-He wondered if he had been wise to come alone to this hunting shack of his. He ful fashion. He spread fthe fingers and slowly clenched them into fists. Dusk crept steadily into dusty corners. in its clutches, he could only drown. It was good to be so tired, one could not think. Thoughts brought always an en- gulfing tide of black despair and once Vail stirred uneasily. He felt cold. Rising jerkily, he caught up sticks from the pile and hurriedly thrust rthem into the sickly fire. With curious intentness he Watched thin blue flames 'brighten into flaring red. Ah, that was better. The heat was a drug. He felt strangely calm. He was aware vaguely of the fretful sobbing of the wind in the evergreens. Soon that too became remote. There was another sound. It clutched at him persistently- annoyingly. Irt pulled him hack for an instant from the sleep he Wanted-need- ed. A thin knife-edge of fear struck deep. Was someone knocking at the frost cofv- ered window. But wait. He remembered now. A tree grew there-bare branches were tapping sharply. He lay back limply, exhausted. Was there no rest in sleep? He saw again the mob in the court room. Lean, vulture-like faces, drinking in every detail of the sordid story. Inhuman faces. In- human people. He did not want to look at the prisoner. He would not look at the prisoner. He had to look at the pris- oner. A sick wave of horror gripped him. The man was gazing at ihim. 'I'he eyes were coolly speculative. Vail realized that the man knew. The eyes held a message for him. They said wait. A long shud- dering tremor laid hold of him and he awoke. A slight movement of the setter at his feet cleared his confused senses-though the face with the accusing eyes seemed to leer from the dark corners, to smirk from the flames. With coldly sweating hands he clutched a stick and poked the fire viciously. He found himself listening in- tently. The low wailing Wind had risen to a screech. The shack trembled and creaked painfully under the lash of it. ,A A THE L. C. 1. TATLER 2 3 The 'Setter stirred uneasily. A low rumblhag in his throat became definitely a growl. With staring eyes and slowly clenching hands Vail waited. There was an odd fumbling at the door. Vail wait- ed. It would be over' soon and he would find rest. The door creaked slowly back on its hinges. Stinging, needle-like snow blew gustily into the room. Vail waited. A man stepped softly in from the :black- ness. The man's eyes held his again. They were coming closer-closer. Quite suddenly Vail was glad and strangely un- afraid. A last conscious thought came before the blackness. Oh God, no more fear! THE ECLIPSE OF 1932 First Prize Senior Essay On Saturday of August 27th. two car- loads of people and a 'truck load of instru- ments -drove into the Town of Actonvale, P.Q., after driving 400 miles from Ham- ilton, some of them 450 miles from Nor- wich, Ontario. The trip was broken by spending the night at Valleyfield where they crossed the river. Those present were: Rev. D. B. March, D.Sc., EPh.B., F.R.A.S., the head and director of the expedition, Mrs Marsh, Mr John A. Marsh, Mr. W. S. Mallory, M.A., president of the Hamilton 'Centre R.A.S.C., Mr. W. T. Wingham, B.Sc., Professor William Find- lay, of McMaster University, Mr. John Findlay, Mr. F. E. Campbell and the two truckers Vernon and Art. On arriving in town the party was im- mediately shown up the side of quite a high hill. The .road wound around a stone quarry and crusher, up the steep side through scrubby trees past an old copper and gold mine to the top of a little plateau. It was a hard spot to reach with a truck-load of delicate instru- ments, but once there it was worth ten hills like that. The view was perfect. Rouge Mont lay off to the west about 40 miles, far away to the south were moun- tains and hills visible at 60 miles. and miles lay stretched to the east. Our view to the north was partially 'cut oil' by a small woods. Then :began the important ltask of set- ting up. A pier had to be erected for our three big cameras -and carefully set to point toward the pole of the sky. Then the other instruments had to be leveled and set up. ' The whole outfit consisted of 3 tele- scopes with camera attachments, two magnetic instrumenlts i.e., dip-needle and compass needle, to note any magnetic in- fluences, several baromseters, thermom- eters, hygrometers and other 'ometers, and instrument to record the sun's altitude at the moment totaliy occurred, two or three stop watches and time pieces, two teles- copes for observaxtion and a metronome to 'beat the seconds for time. Dr. and Mrs. Marsh resorted to the hotel in town for lodging but the rest of the party set up camp on the top of the hill, and what a site for a camp it was! A more delightful spot for camp- ing could hardly be found, On Monday another car arrived in town and a queer looking spectacle it was. The back seat was filled with du-ffle, outside were tent poles on one side and a tele- scope box and tripod on the other. If it had not been for this car-load this story would not be written, for it was then the author and his father arrived on the scene. With all hands on deck, after we had set up our tent about 15 feet from a little shack filled with dynamite, began a ser- ies of drills which are not even sur- passed in our local cadet corps. We had to go through our 102 seconds perform- ance time after time, so that everything would run as smoothly as a new eight cylinder car when the great event took place. The six men who operated the three cameras exposed imaginary plates by the dozens while Mrs. Marsh counted seconds from the metronome and Dr. Marsh shouted instructions. VVhile this was going on Mr. Wingham was making drawings of an imaginary corona, while I was doing the same vbertween making observations of my two magnetic needles. My father was taking readings at the same time of the various 'ometers men- tioned before. The three telescopes were arranged on one pier in such a manner that each was in a position to be conveniently operated. The largest was a five inch refractor made by Dr. Marsh. The next was the McMaster University 'scope, a 316 inch refractor. The third was a three inch refractor made by Dr. Marsh and the property of the Hamilton Centre R.A.S.C. At the small end of each telescope was a small box-like affair which contained the photographic plates. The large telescope had a focal length of 22 feeft although it was only about six feet long. This was accomplished by a, special lens invented by Dr. Marsh, who is an authority on astronomical photography and recognized as such the world over. 'This same camera was fitted with a blue filter made by Dr. Marsh and arranged to allow only the blue light of the spectrum to enter. The other cameras had a yellow filter and an orange-yellow filter. 24 THE L. C. 1. TATLER V g Two days we spent drilling, during which time we were shown the most gen- erous hospitality by the French people oi Actonvale. The town has a population of about 2000 and a liberal estimate would set the number who speak English fluently at two or three -dozen. The Mayor him- self cannot say a word of English. We were entertained at an informal meeting 'by the Chamber of Commerce on Monday evening and received complimentary tic- kets for the next evening to ia lecture by a French priest on the subject of astron- omy in general and the eclipse in par- ticular. in French. It was most interest- ing!! After about two hours we all had delightful headaches and the phrases L'eclipse Totale and 'le phenomena extraordenairen were buzzing in all direc- tions. The eventful day arrived. We arose to find the sky filled with big white clouds but felt sure that the heat of the sun would soon dispel them and were over- joyed to see the sky become comparatively clear later in the morning. Several of us went down into the town for a game of tennis. The French are enthusiastic ten- nis players. When we had finished our game, however, we found that heavy dark clouds were rolling up here and there and in half an hour not a clear spot was seen. Imagine, if you can. our feel- ings as we ate om' dinner. After all our preparation and time spent we were about to be disappointed. and we thoughft of all those at Magog to the south of us who had come from Englandn Japan, Europe and some from the United States. Of course, we did not give up hope and went ahead with final preparations. First contact we did not see, but when the time came we knew it must be on. At about 15127 on we caught a glimpse of the sun through a slight rift as the clouds parted and we were able to ob- tain photographs of the partial. But still the great clouds covered the sky. It was one chance in a thousand that we might see the totality in the same way. Far off to the west we saw a little hole in the clouds which seemed to be coming our way, but the chances were pretty slim for it to strike us right. Gradually. however, it seemed to grow and at about ten minutes before totality what was our joy to have the whole sky opened for us to see. By this time the light had taken on the most weird air. A sheet which we had spread to observe the shadow bands on was a most peculiar gray colour. Every one had a deathly look. Each instrument was given its last tuning up. At about four minutes before totality a sharp cool breeze sprang up from the north. Everything was getting more weir looking. Every one wlas speaking in Whispers and expe1'iencing a queer sense of awe. The light was fast fading and Mercury and Venus broke into view. The crescent of the sun was disappearing, now only a thin line just a few seconds be- fcre totality one of the most peculiar phenomena appearedg the shadow band. These are long pencils of shadow about an inch in breadth and three or foiu' inches apart which shimmer over the earth's surface at about five feet a second. They are one of the few unexplained phenomena. Just as the last line of the crescent was about to go, it suddenly broke up into sho-rt dots of light around the on-creep- ing moon's edge. These are known as Baileys Beads. since they were first seen by Bailey and resemble a string of beads. I got a fine view of them through the telescope. Then the shadows of totality, speeding on at a 1000 miles an hour, passed over us and totality was on. Mr. Wingham shouted Go, and Mrs. Marsh started counting the seconds. Everything which we had prepared started to move. The pearly corona burst into view like a mag- nificent halo around the moon's dark edge. Through the telescope I saw several little prominences stick up. They were very small but of a beautiful rose-pink colour. H For 71 seconds everyone Worked like mad. Then we looked at the greatest sight of all astronomical phenomena. For 19 seconds we looked, when, to our amaze- ment, there was a flash of light and total- ity was over at 90 seconds. Astronomers had predicted 102 seconds. Something else in the erraticalnes of the moon in its orbit to be explained. The great event was over and we had seen it! The effect was stupendous. Mem- bers of the party, strong men, said they would have cried if Dr. Marsh had not relieved the tension by shouting 'Three cheers for the Chamber of Commerce of Actonvale ! Our first impulse was to talk, and more than one of us were about to recount our observations to our neighbour but were rapidly hushed when we recalled our rules. Every one was to sift down alone immediately and w1'ite all his observations. Then we could discuss without fear of getting things muddled up. I turned in my report on everything that I had seen. I was disappolinrted in not having noted any magnetic changes but the other phenomena I had seen per- fectly. I had the privilege of being one in I venture to say a dozen or fewer peo- ple who actually saw totality through a. telescope. The sky had been opened up for us THE L. C. I. TATLER 25 ten minutes before totalityg we had had perfect visibility and two minutes after the sky was completely closed again and we did not get another glimpse from then till the end. Of course -as soon as we were through, we started packing our instruments and by night-fall we were a go-od hundred miles on the way home. The party was broken up. Each went to his own home to resume his daxily routine and think about the great event, except Dr. Marsh who went home ito work. Reports had rto be compiled, data sorted out and recorded. The picture turned out to perfection and to Dr. Marsh's great surprise he had obtained a different corona 'by his blue filter. What this means We do not know and probably will not know for many months or even years: just another little problem to fbe solved. It may mean lit- tle, it may mean an mimportant contribu- tion to science. We can only wait and Watch while others work towards the ear-fleeting goal of ultimate knowledge which may we never reach. lk QF 1' Illustrated London News was look- ing for records of the eclipse to publish. Among others they secured copies of the pictures taken by the Hamilton party. All their records they sent to Greenwich Observatory to be checked, and received in return the startling reply that the rec- ords obtained by the little party at Acton- ville, Quebec, were the only perfect ones secured. 'PETTY LARCENYU R. Horner Have you ever puzzled the fact that the world is full of fakers, or to use a more modern term, phonies g and, what is even more remarkable,thatavery large majority of these fakers Cone could be almost perfectly safe in putting it at 99 percent.D are successfully ca.rrying out their business on a very profitable basis. As in all trades, there are those of greater success and those who do not do so well, depending, I suppose, upon their adapt- ability and perseverence to their profes- sion. Some ,fakers are successful, too, in hoodwinking the public in such a fashion that they are never recognized in the true light of fthe businessg others make no protence to disguise their real com- mercial aspirations. If there is such a. thing as professional integrity among them, I believe that the laltter type is the more commendable. He may be found at our Fall Fairs-that smooth-talking gen- tleman of the Midway who operates his various games of chance. It may be the Wheel of Fortune or The Lucky Spot g he may be inside a tent with the old 'Crown and Anchor or the Three Card Monte, but no maatter what the game, the odds to him are about a hundred to one and the people fall for it year in and year out. Another illustration a little antiquated, is the 'Medicine Dootorf' who with the assistance of some would-be musician or other attraction, proceeds to sell some worthless cure-all to the very simple public at a very worthwhile price to himself. The other kind of faker, the one first-mentioned, could be called the Mogul of the trade. He may be found on the stock-market, in politics and in almost any position where he finds it pos- sible to masquerade in the robes of appar- ent honesty. This may seem a very pec- uliar introduction to the subject of Petty La1'ceny but it will be seen that the faker has his place in the discussion. Petty Larceny is the term applied to a certain type of crime punishable 'by law, and under this heading people who com- mit thefts of little consequence are dealt with. In the words of those who should know Petty Larceny is small-time pick- in's. We may conclude, then, that our subject title is the term applied to the procedure of getting something for noth- ing. If this is the case. and I can't see any argument against it, it would appear that there are two kinds fo Petty Lar- 'cenyvdthe one so commlon in our Courts of Justce and the other to whose consid- eration I devote this essay. They are not so far remote in a general sense but it is not often that their relaionshilp is recognized. Through our recent, more scientific manner of studying 'humanity it has be- come known that when a human-being is given life into this world there are various l ittle peculiarities which seem to attach themselves to that particular individual at once. It would seem, according to our psychologists, that instincts and urges, and so forth, are born with us, and whe- ther this is true or not it remains for others to say. However, there seems to be one charactersitic of mankind that begins at the cradle, or not long after, and which no normal human-being escapes. I-t is the desire we all have to obtain something tor nothing. In some it adjusts itself more strongly than in others but we all suffer from it-that is, all of us, with one exception. The faker is that exception. He capitalizes on that weakness and lhis well-known success is good assurance that the weakness is no small one. May I call this weakness Petty Larceny' ftyfpe When an individual stops at a faker's stand in a Midway, he is, or should naturally suspicious, but he is interested. The faker is 'offering him something for nothing and because this individual suf- 26 THE L. C. I. TATLER fers, like all of us, from Petty Larceny, the proposition is a good one. However, his common sense tells him that it is not very likely that this man whose games or tricks are his business, will be giving away prizes, money, or whatever the reward, for nzthing. It is here that the faker's natural ability has to come into play. If he can state a proposition sound enough to make the prospective fish lbelieve that he lthe customerl is 'getting an even break, the deal is assured. It never fails. The taker has to be a convincing talker: that goes with the business: but he need never worry about attracting customers. The urge is there ..,..... Get something for nothing, It is Petty Larceny as a nat- uiul inclination, or as our modernists would put it a weakness of the flesh. The same thing applies to the stock- market. When a man is shown a cheap. flimsy stock, he is not apt to be struck with it as a sound financial investment. But the price is low-he is getting it for practically nothing. He will make money without using much money. This is the thought that assails hirm. It remains for the sketchy bnoke to make the Ideal seem sound When that is accomplished, the customer succumbs-always. We may be taught our lesson but we come back for more punishment. It is the fallacy of human natureg it is Petty Larceny in the Man. TWO ROADSTERS fist Prize Junior Short Story, Isobel Gee? Just listen to this news item, my dear. Stolen, a green Chrysler roadster, nickel-trimmed, 1932 model, Ontario lic- ense number M F 325. About three fo'clock, while stopping tem- porarily at Brignall on his way to his mother's summer home at Orchard Beach, the roadster of Mr. G. Mallory was stolen frcfm the front of the Bank of Commerce on King Street. Mr. Mallory neglected to take the key from his car while in the bank ion business. Retiuning to the car in less than ften minutes, he discovered his loss. Immediately, he reported 'the theft to the police and warnings were sent to the various towns in the vicinity to in- tercept the stolen car andiarrest the driver, but without success. Mr. Mallory has as yet received no news of his missing road- ster. There, that is what is going to 'hap- pen to your car one. of these days, pro- phesied Mr. Leigh, as he folded up the Morning Times. No, daddy dear, I am too fond of the Shamnock to have i-t stolen. But don't you recognise that to be a very similar description of my car except that license is MF 325 While mine is MF 235? ,a light musical voice asked him. This was Ros- aleen Leigh, a beautiful brunette, with creamy white skin and soft wavy hair framing her oval face. But it was her eyes, dark -blue, like deep pools guard- ed by dusky lashes, that made her the beauty she was. Yes, it is. You had better be careful Mr. Mallory doesnit claim yours by mis- take, joked her father, as he rose from the :breakfast table. Mr. Leigh, a tall handsome man, was a noted criminal lawyer. I wonder if that Mallory's father would not be your mother's friend whom we visited while on our honeymoon, he mus- ed. MI will have to see. On this beautiful ,summer morning when this conversation took place 'between Mr. Leigh and his daughter, Raosaleen was ready to leave for Deepdale, a summer town on Lake Ontario, to visit her girl friend during the week-end, while her father was to fbe absent in Toronto. Rosaleen, in a light green suit match- ing her motor-car, ran down the -broad steps pulling on a pert beret. Her father followed more leisurely, closing the door after her as she seated herself behind the wheel. Drive carefully, now, he warned, smil- ing anxiously. With a gay Wave of her hand to him, she backed down the long drive, smiling tenderly to herself as she recalled the many times she had heard that oft repeated admonition. After driving under the sultry sun for an hour, she stopped at Bronte, Ia sleepy little village rear the lake, for a cold drink and also to replenish the gasoline, which she observed was becoming low. As she parked her car under a a shady tree. she casually noticed that ia green roadster. beside which she came to a stop, was very similar to her own. She first entered the refreshment stand and ordered a cool chocolate drink. VVhen she had finished the drink and returned, she observed a tall, red-haired young man and a pol- ceman standing by the car, talkng. Very much -perturbed, she hurriedly ran to them. Are you driving this car, mam? ques- tioned the officer. Why yes, it is my car. answered Rosa- leen, by way of explanation. This car. Miss, is the property of this young gentleman. Mr. Mallory, stolen yes- terday afternoon at Brignallf' stated the officer of the Law. impressively. But I don't understand, said the be- wildered girl, I just stopped to get a cold drink and left it here. You will have to explain to the judge. But this is an outrage! gasped Raso- leen, a flush rising in waves to her fore- THE L. C. I. TATLER 27 head, as she realized her predicament. Your name, miss? questioned the pol- iceman, calmly. Rosaleen Leigh from Brignallf' an- SWel'6Ci the grl. V Not Gordon Leigh's daughter? asked the constable rather taken aback. Yes.' Rosaleen had changed her pos- ition slightly, and as she did so saw that the numbers on the license plate were not hers but were very similar. Oh, I see! My license is number MI-' 235 and easily mistaken for this one, she said, turning to Mallory. But how did you come to have my car? asked Mallory puzzled, or he too, recognized the girl's surname to be that of the famous lawyer. Why, I understand now. There was a green roadster similar to mine parked here when I went in, which was undmubt- edly yours. The person driving your car has taken mine by mistake in his hurry to get out of this town before he was caught. The thing to do is to chase my car and catch the 'person who stole yours, finished Rosaleen, excitedly. The attendant at the service station be- ing questioned, said that a green ooupe had pulled out quickly about ten minutes previous in an easterly direction. Come on. We must catch him, cried Mallory, opening the door for the girl. Springing into the ldriver's seat, he start- ed the car and they were oif in a flash leaving the worthy officer staring surpris- ed and speechless after them. Down the wide highway they sped at a breakneck speed. The highway for- tunately was straight and comparatively level with light traffic. After several min- utes, he slowed down to a more moderate pace but still held a rate exceeding the speed limit. He will not be expecting a chase since he slipped away from that sleepy town immolestedj' explained Mallory turning to the girl beside him. We have a good chance, answered Rosaleen. There is also the chance that he will run out of gasoline, for I just rem- ember that the gas was low back at Bronte and I intended refilling the tank. Why, that is fortunate, exclaimed Mallory gayly. We might find your car on the side of the road out of gias. The joke would be on him. After driving for nearly half an hour and seeing no sign of their oar, their hopes gradually sank to zero. They had just rounded a slight curve in the road when they saw a familiar object, the car! Sim- ultaneously they reoognised it. His little car leaped forwand with a bound. The driver of the car ahead, real- izing he was being pursued also speeded up. The chase was on-what a mad ride! Mallory, tense, with excitement, pressed his foot sharply on the accelerator. The speedometer rose to fifty, fifey-five, six- ty-eight. Rosaleen, motionless, and with bated breath, watched the distance be- tween the two ears lessen and then widen It was a mad race. Should another car appear on the scene, an unavoidable crash undoulbftably wlould have occurred, but Lady Luck was with them. Mallory wat- ched with fastonishment as the pursued car began to come gradually to a stop. He drove up beside it and stopped. Springing over the car door, he rushed towards the culprit. You're under arrest, he thnindered at the white-faced drvier, as he grablbed him by the collar and pulled him out of the car, forgetting, in his fury, that he was assuming an authority he did not possess. The thief, wrenching from his grasp, shot out his fist at the young man before him. But Mallory was too quick for him. -He dodged the blow, and with his Irish blue eyes blazing with natural wrath, Mallory struck a lightning blow at his assailant which sent him sprawling to the pave- ment. Unnoticed by the two young people, a large, touring 'car drove up and stopped beside them. It was the provincial police from Brignall, who had started out as soon as word had reached them of the stolen roadster. Fine work, youngsters, cried a big hearty policeman, congratulating them on their success. You saved us a whole lot of trouble by capturing this crook. Mallory and Rosaleen modestly refused to take all the credit saying it was pure luck from beginning to end. After the police left with their prisoner, the two participants in the exciting race stood staring at each other. suddenly real- izing their position in the middle of the road, they both laughed and moved to- wards Rosa.leen's car. After this rather exciting half hour, 'to- gether, I don't believe we need much in the way of an introduction, began Mall- ory soberly. With twinkling eyes, she she gravely extended her hand. Mallory extended hishand with a. firm handclasp introductions were over. Where do we go from here? inquired Mallory gaily. Well, as I was on my way to Dupdale when I was so unexpectedly arrested, re- turned Rlosaleen, I will proceed on my way, and as I really found your car and you rescued mine, I guess we are square on both sides, are We not? Yes, agreed Mallory. I have 'to go .28 THE L. C. I. TATLER back -no Brignall so will leave you to con- tinue your journey. Before leaving, he filled the tank with enough gasoline to drive to Dupdale. Good-bye Rosaleen called gaily as she started the car. Good-bye and safe journey, he return- ed, smiling. Nice girl, Mallory reflected as he climbed into his roadster, turned around, and drove off in the opposite direction. As she drove up the winding drive on her return home la few days later, Rfosaleen recognized with delightful surprise, a. green roadster similar to her own parked at the door. Hereafter, the Malory's, father and son, were frequent visitors at the home of Rosaleen and her father. Mr. Mallory Sr. because of the deep friendship which sprang up 'between him and Mr. Leighg Mr. Mallory Jr. because it was the home of his bride-to-be. Poetr ' ROMANCE I fSybi1 Pickeringj I've left the world of trouble With all its cares behind, I'm steeped in a world of wonders Where rays of love beams shine, Where all the worlds are one world And oh what a world to see Where all the worlds as one world Throb like the pulse of the sea Where ravs of love are shining And the breeze of devotion blows Where the voices of passion murmur In the garden where beauty grows. In the depth of my heart it's swelling, The thrill that only love knows. THE FIRST RUGBY PRACICE . Scene I. 'Coach Breese of Lindsay By the Hnine Gods he swore, That the great school of L. C. I. Should suffer defeat no more, By the Unine Gods he swore it, And named a trysting day, And bade his messengers go forth To summon his array. Scene II. To First, Second, Third and Fourth, The messenger ran fast, To all the forms in L. C. I.- Fifth Form heard it last. Shame on the hefty bozo, Who turns not out to-night, To try and make the rugby team, And keep L. C. I. in the fight. Scene III. Out then poured the greenhorns, Who had not played before, Close followed by the veterans, As hard-'boiled as of yore. And on many, a flashy sweater, A Sewn with many a, seam, Shown at its best. Behold! the Crest, Of the L. C. I. rugby team. Scene VI. Then out spoke the burly Campbell As he leaned upon the gate, To every man upon this earth Work cometh soon or late, So mark the field, you bozos, With all the speed ye may: I with two more to help me, Will go out there and play. THE L. C. I. TATLER 29 For in yonder park, a dozen, Canlt play as well as three, So who will come along And kick the ball wnh me. Then out spake Boulter Reid, A loafer great was he Lo! I will stand on thy left hand, And kick the ball with thee. Scene IV. CContinued.J And lout spake rbig 'tElmer'l Tripp, Of fighting blood was he, I will abide alt Uhy right side, And snap the ball to thee. Campbell, quoth Coach Bill Breese, As thou sayest, so let it be. And straightway they went forth to Play, The 'great and dauntless three. With apologies to Wordsworth, Tennyson and Shakespeare. Deacon Groves TRUE FRIENDS CSybil Plckeringl In the days when life seems dark and dreary, And When a person's heart is Weary, Theuworld to you seems at an end, W Its then you need a trusty friend. 2 A friend in whom you may confide, Who'll take your part, stay by your side: When everyone is down on you . Its ,then you see what friends are true. Fairweather friends, they come and go With trusty friends its never so, When life for ylou has gone to seed, The friend thats true is the friend indeed. TC AN INDIAN WARRIOR lRuth MaCrimmonJ An, Indian Warrior of the ,olden days Standing against the blood-red evening sky, Upon the silent mountain wild and high Awe'd by the grandeur and peace, silently prays. Great Spirit! grant courage to this Black- foot brave: 'Winged feet, stout heart, a proud and wonthy foe: May our Chieftains, ever, with the strong true bow Defend this heritage, beneath thy slave. Towns and smoky cities blot his hunting ground, His forest silence broken, his peace is al- most goneg The white man now surveys his rich do- main. The warrior's gone, list! Where are We bound? Surely God smiles on us now, but cometh the dawn When perchance We too may pass on, and an alien reign. The Poet's Song You may sing my friends, of love And its etemal charmsg Of the perfumes of the fields. And of the lighrt that warms. Sing of life ,its little pleasures, Of fond hopes which may come trueg Sing of life, its many heartaches, And of sweet dreams shining through, Sing of grace of ladies fair, Of their bright eyes, the changing hue, Whose clear reflections deeply shew, A love, thart's kind and true. Sing of flowers just bloomingg Sing of glories of springg Sing of splendours of morning: But,-of the Hhalbitantsj' I sing! Laugh not at their habits quaint, Their speech or lives they lead: ' Their clothes of simple homespun, Quite suirting to their need. Underneath his countenance rough, An intellect heart is wisely hiding, Concealed in his noble breast, Is a soul, with love o'erflowing. Their ancestors came from Picardy, Fronf Maine and fair Poitong Came from the lands of Normandy, And ,from the valley of Anjofu. These men of all endurance tried, From beauteous France departed: Left 'bounteous harvests to be raised, To these, are we indebted. They have cut 'dlown green forests serene, Wth eager arms and strong, Cleared the fields, and settled the plains, From such people we are sprung. Glory be to those who lived By the plough and trial and strife! We know their valour, thlose who died In the passing race of life. Translated from the French poem Chantez, o poetes Leonard Thibadeau 30 THE L. C. I. TATLER CURRE T EVENTS Adolph Hitler, lead- . er of the German Nazis, born in Aus- f- tria but a powerful 3555? -.,:...-arms. factor in German f'.I ,:1-:V:-24-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: -.-. '-:-: He was al corporal in the Ger- man army during the Great War. On Thursday, March 23, -I - ' he became the dic- tator of Germany and his power is - growing to be sec- fr- 2517 qnfi only to Musso' 2 I' ....,.,., , ,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,. .,:,., . +I ,,AV, H leaders, the differ- ence between Hitler and Mussolini is strikingly illustrated by one characteristic. 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Ig, Q f J f 'A gn-cg f l J 4 3 Q. a foe' , 1 f .432 x 4 f C ' Franklin Delano Roosevelt, president of the U.S.A., is an enormous worker, jovial and good-natured. He numbers among his friends people in all walks of life. His election to the Presidency of the United States in the fall of 1932 was as much a personal triumph for his courage and character as it was a party victory. His success was overwhelming, for he won by one of the greatest majorities ever re- corded in a presidential election. Benito Mussolini, GBM: f'f'fA'fff.:, Ii Dune, Fas- ' 'i - -1-'xiii'2'2ty1 .2ifgf5 1-:lc-I+:-' v,,,,,, 3: .-.-. -:3-13.1.11-.5 Cist leader and fffffiff' .V'1:':' Pl'8I'l'1iEl' of way, illgi the man who :1 holds sway over the destinies of -4' my www pw- ,.,.... 4- ple, who dreams '.'.:: 5i?5325:fQf:15E:f.' of founding an empire on the banks of the old Mare Nostrum and who has whole legions of well-trained black shirts at his beck and call, was born in Dovia, Italy, the son of a blacksmith who was an ideal- ist and suffered many terms of imprison- ment for his leadership in Socialism. He is the most powerful figure in Italy, statesman and administrator of astonish- ing power. Joseph Stalin, The man of steel, wielder of greater power than that of a czar, once a professional agitator, now dic- tator of Russia. He has greater auth- ority over a greater area than any single man since Tamerlane, and on his actions and opinions the hope and future of new Russia to a great degree depend. THE L. C. I. TATLER 31 TECHNOCRACY The first definition I read on technoc- racy read as follows: an organization of scientists seeking a synth-etic integration of the physical sciences that pertain to the determination of all financial se- quences of social phenomena. When the article began to dwell on such points as energy determination and decision ar- rivation -I immediately lost all interest in the subject. But later accounts and books have begun to offer facts and figures showing the speed at which machines are shoving men into the unemployed army- articles of real educational value. Now technocracy has been defined in a simple manner. It is an organization of scien- tists, engineers, technologists, statisticians, statesmen, etc. They began their work 'twelve years ago to show the industrial, agricultural and financial development of the U.S. during the last one hundred years in terms of employment, produc- tion, industrial debt and energy expended. Technocracy presents a wealth of stat- istics showing the enormous displacement of human labor by automatic machines, and it depicts a great industrial crash un- less fundamental changes are made in our industrial and social system. Offi- cially Technocracy offers no remedy for the present financial situation. According to its directing head, Howard Scott, its organization oiiers no plan for a change in society. It is merely a scientific analy- sis of machine production from which scientists can draw conclusions and per- haps later work out a new system. Unofficially the Technocrats have their own definite ideas of how society will 'be run when the present system crashes. In the new world engineers would be sup- reme. Emphasiss is laid u-pon the con- trolling of machines. They limit the production to need. Distribution would depend on general well-being not on the ability of the consumer to pay. The price system -operating industry for profit-would be extinct. Instead of money, the medium of exchange would be in energy certifications or script. Each person would be allowed script to the value of 10,000 dollars a year. Everything produced must be bought. Money would be issued every three months and would not be valid after the three months has expired. This new idea has been termed freak- ish. To this the Technocrat replies, What is more insane than our present system which allows men, women and children to starve because they have pro- duced too much. Would Technocracy prove to be the sal- vation of our country? Technocrats have given seemingly thorough diognosos of the case and have prescribed new remed- ies. 'Capitalism is rapidly hastening to destruction. What then? The greatest defect of this suggested scheme is its standardizing result. Bank- ers, business men and politicians would be on equal footing with labourers, farmers, and factory workers. Human nature de- mands competition. In this respect the plan is deficient, but perhaps even this problem will be overcome. In proportion to the problems they have solved up to now this one minor flaw is only a very little significance. Keep in mind the words of Tennyson. The Old Order Changeth Yielding Place to New. SP. THE DEPRESSION. IT'S CAUSE AND CURE Lately our winters have been very mild. Many of our larger towns and cities have installed artificial ice in their rinks. The hockey season has been lengthened at both ends, butting in on rugby and base- ball. The Iardent sport fans have too many games to watch, get muddled up, lose interest and gates receipts fall off -then there is a depression. To cure this let us combine the sports of rugby, baseball and hockey. One game for every man and every man knows one game. Enthusiasm rises as does the price of box seats. Then there's no more de- pression. Simple isn't it. Listen! Hello, Canada, the score is 1-1 tie in favour of the Blakats. Varsity has it at their own ten yard line, a long bound- ing shot that goes high over first base. A criss cross play, Jones goes through centre, at the blue line, clashes through the defence, ia long punt, caught at first base, ten, twenty, thirty yards and he's downed at centre ice, blue line around the defence passes to Jones who kicks and scores a home run from centre ice. 32 THE L. C. I. TATLER LITERARY SOCIETY NOTES LITERARY SOCIETY EXECUTIVE After a very close contest the following capable officers for the Literary Society were chosen: Honorary President-Mr. W. MacMillan President-Robert Gregory lst. Vice-President-Kathleen Neil Secretary-Gordon Sutton 2nd, Vice-President-Doris Ashton Treasurer-Geoffrey Harpur LITERARY MEETINGS The opening meeting of the Literary Society was held on November 10th to commemorate Armistice Day. The pro- gram was under the direction of Miss Gerrish and Miss Clark of Forms 4A and 1B respectively. Popular War songs were sung by a chorus of girls and a humorous skit put on by Sftephenson and Galaugher. The guest speaker was Mr. C. G. Frost, who gave -a very inspiring talk on the causes and events of the Great War, deal- ing particularly with the side of the foe rather than 'the part of the Allies, with which We are all more or less acquainted. After his speech the Last Post was given by three boys of IB. The second Literary Meeting took the form of a Mock Trial presented by Vth fonm, under the direction of Mr. Hale. The prisoner, Bryson, was accused of hav- ing struck Professor U. R. Wrong fSte- phensonb, who had refused to give him 51.10 tlor a cup of coffee and 'then had looked at him through a monocle. Gal- augher was the Judge. R.. Fawkner act- ed for the Crown and B. Nugent for the defence. The jury brought back the ver- dict-guilty! The sentence was to wash six elephants. On January 19th forms 2A, 20 and 1A presented Selections from Famous Auth- ors under the direction of Miss Frost, Mr. Breese and Mr. Patterson. The meet- ing consisted of The Sleepwall-:ing Scene from Macbeth and Mrs. Corney's tea-party from Oliver Twist. Dorice Webster sang a very excellent solo and CCl!'I1IIll1Il.ItY sing- snging was conducted by Mr. Couke. At the next Literary Meeting the Ora- torical and Elocutionary Contests were held. For this event Dr. Kirkconnell was chairman. In the Junior Elocutionary Contest Helen Reeves Was the Winner, with her cleverly given relcitatilon, The Gossip. The winner of the .Senior Orator- ical Contest was Muriel Daniels, who spoke on The Foreign Legion. The judges were Miss Corkery, Miss Garbwtt and Mr. Hale. The Senior Final Debate took place in THE L. C. I. TATLER 33 February. The proposition was Resolved that we have more to fear than to hope for from the future development of the machine. The afrfirmative were Eliza- beth McEachern and Orval Hancock of fifth form and the negative, Muriel Dan- iels and Harold Winter of 3B. Dr. Kirk- connell was chairman for the occasion and the judges were Miss Corkery, Miss Clark and Mr. Breese. Form 3B was the Winner of the debate, PROFRES SOR PRATT'S LECTURE On November 8th, Professor E. J. Pratt. the well-known Canadian Poet, address- ed. a large crowd of students and older people. Mr. Anderson, acting as chair- man, introduced Professor Pratt and gave some very interesting information on the life of this great man in Newfoundland. After his few introductory remarks the audience was rfavored by a pleasing solo by Mr. Forsythe and later by Mr. Hicks and a piano solo by Isabelle Williams. Professor Pratt spoke of the great seal- ing and fishing industry of Newfoundland and of the dangers and the tragedies often encountered there. In a truly dra- matic manner he read his own poem The Ice Floesj' which rnost of us know and nave grown to love. During the intermis- sion a horn and comet duet was given. Professor Pratt then continued his ad- dress and told the story of a remarkable feat accomplished by a Newfoundland nog, Carlo, who saved the lives of 93 peo- ple. In clzosing he read a poem about the dog, one which was indeed stirring. The speaker was thanked by Dr. Kirkconnell and also by Mlr. Hale. HALLOWE'EN MASQUERADES On Thursday and Friday evenings Nov- ember 27 and 28 the Junior and Senior Promenades were held. The decorations of the Assembly Hall, with their profusion of black cats, jack-0-lanterns and witches, contributed to the usual ghostliness and spookiness of Hal1owe'en. On the Junior Evening Mr. L. M. Frost acted as chairman. After several promen- ades the prize winners were chosen, Ber- nice Blakely for girls' fancy dress, Allister Wright for boys' fancy dress, Jean Hall for girls' comic costume and Hrugh Mc- Laughlin for boys' comic costume. Gal- augher and Stephenson presented a very amusing skit, and Marjorie McMullen re- cited very pleasingly. At the end of the evening refreshments were served. Mr. Hale acted as chairman for the Senior event. Most of the evening was devoted to dancing. Isobel Williams gave an excellent piano solo, Galaugher and Stephenson presented a sldt, and Mildred Williams recited in a very pleasing man- ner. For the fancy dress Hazel Mackey was awarded the prize, for comic costume, Marian Peel was the winner. Galaugher and Stephenson were the winners of the boys' prizes. A delightful lunch brought to a close that very successful function. COMIMENCEMENT December 21st. was the evening of a very important function at the L. C. I. when the annual Commencement Exercis- es took place, Mr. W. W. Staples very ably acted as chairman. Wallace McAlpine read the Valedictory address. Following this Miss Flavelle presented Ethel Morgan with the Ethel Flavelle Scholarship for the Head Girl, and Mr. A. T. Clax- ton presented the VA. T. Claxton Trophy to the Head Boy, Edward Blanchard. Muriel Silver then contributed a pleasing piano solo. Mr. Anderson presented Sybil Pickering with the senior oratorical medal and Muriel Daniels for Junior or- atorical and Marjorie McMullen with Junior elocutionary. Then came the pres- entation of the Johnson Cup and Athlet- ic medals to the girls by Miss Stewart, the Johnson Cup to Helen McNevin, wlhose colour section won the girls event on Field Day, the Senior Medal to Evelyn Hodgson, the Junior medal -to Vira Chick. Mr. Breese presented the boys' athletic medals to the boys. The senior medal went to James Groves, the intermediate medal to John Wickett, and the Junior medal to Ted Eberts. Jim Groves then asked Mr. Breese and Mr. Lee to COITIB to the plat- form and he presented them each with a picture of their respective teams. Mrs. Darby presented the I. O. D. E. prize to Frances Auston for the highest marks in the Entrance Examinations. f Donald Beatty was presented with the Harstone Memorial Scholarship. The presentation of the diplomas then was done by Mr. Groves and Mr. Lamb. Mr. McMillan then called Victoria McGahey, Wallace McAlpine and George Beall to the plat- form and presented them with special pins and enrolled them in the Honor So- ciety, which has been newly started in the school. After the Exercises were over the pupils of fifth form stayed to enjoy a social half hour with the graduates of last year. At the end a delightful lunch was served. SCHOOL DANCE The Annual School Dance was held this year on February 10th,- with an ex- cellent crowd attending. The gymnasium if ,, UF aff, 1','l' run! , V .wx f ,. K 4 P I , 1 N , yn F :W fr y , 1. ' ' V, .,. V l, , -lx' l 'n 'N 1 hi 34 - THE L. C. I. TATLER was decorated in even lbet-ter taste than ever 1before. At the entrance was a lattic- ed arch, which certainly gave a pretty eifect, in 'the centre was a large device, which not only served as a very pretty decoration 'but as a means of dropping balloons for the Ballroom Dance, which was without la doulbt the most enjoyable. From this there were many red streamers joined to the sides of the gymnasium giving it a.ll quite a festive appearance. The decorating committee under Miss Adams, Miss Garbutt and Miss Corkery .deserves much credit for their work. Those receiving were Mr. and Mrs. Mac- Millian, Mr. and Mrs. McLean, Mr. and Mrs. Gregory, Kathleen Neil and Robert Gregory. Alfter an extremely pleasant evenin-g -of dancing, a delightful lunch was served and one of the most successful functions of the school year came to a close. TATLER CONTESTS 'Ilhe annual contests for the Taftler were very well wcontested this year. Sybil Pckering was the winner of the senior poetry contest, Greta Cosh the winner of the senior short story contest, Earlston Doe winner of the senior essay contest and Isabelle Gee winner of the Junior Short Story Contest. The judges were Miss Corkery, Miss Garbutt and Dr. Kirk- connell. - MUSIC ' The Cleo Club: Under the capable leadership of Mr. Couke the Glee Club of 1932-33 contribut- ed a great deal in adding interest to school events. At the Senior Promenade a clever little skit was presented. Later at the Fall Play Dust in the Eyes an or- iginal feature was added. The Glee Club sang the Glow Worm in a very interest- ing and effective manner. The counter harmony parts were particularly well done. This .organizatiion also assists in leading the school in Community singing at morning assemblies and their work in this line is indispensible. The Orchestra: The Orchestra too added interest to the various school functions. They supplied music at the plays, the 'Commencement and other events. The Orchestra is very large for ia school .of this size and contains a great variety of instruments. Their se- lections were varied and well rendered. Both these organizations take this op- portunity of 'thanking Mr. Couke for the tireless eiforts he has put forth in direct- ing and training them. THE L. C. I. G-LEE CLUB THE L. C. I. TATLER CAST: SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER CAST! DUST IN THE EYES. 36 THE L, C. I. TATLER IHHC I 1 Dramatics have been sponsored this year by the Literary Society with the same excellent success. Two very fine plays were present- ed, and all those taking part are to be congratulated on their fine showing. Dust in the Eyes or The Bluffers by Labiche, was the fall play and was presented in the Assembly Hall on the evenings of December Sth and 9th, The play was very amusing and as suggested by the title dealt with two families of the Middle Class in France about 1890 who tried to be in society above their means. They did not suc- ceed however, owing to their small incomes and all ended Well. The directors, Miss Adams and Miss Garbutt, deserve much credit for the success of the presentation. Cast for Dust in the Eyes: Earl- ston Doe, Helen Ingram, Kathleen Neil, Mildred OLeary, Hazel Mac- key, Lawson Blakely, Bill Nugent, Jack Baker, Marian Peel, Melville Brisbin, Jack Hishon and Eliza- beth McEachern. Prompter Isabel Ure. . The second play, She Stoops to Conquer by Oliver Goldsmith C .VICOLL EY was staged March 24th and 25th in the auditorium. It was a charming revelation of the coun- try life about the middle of the nineteenth century. Both direc- tors, Mr. Hale a11d Miss Clark, are indeed to be congratulated on the fine showing and the success of the play. The cast was as follows: Maurice Bryson, Muriel Daniels, Stewart Betts, Jack Baker, Hazel Mackey, Grace Sharpe, George Hodgson, Helen Bryson, Gordon Sutton, Jack Hishon, Murray Mac- Pherson, Jack McQuarrie, The Prompter for the play was Isabel Ure. - THE L. c. 1. TATLER 37 The Head Girl ETHZEL MORGAN When the Ethel Flavelle Schol- arship for 1931-32 was presented to Ethel Morgan at the Com- mencement Exercises this year, the entire student body heartily approved of the choice and in this our school year book we further worthy recipient of the highest extend our congratulations to the honour awarded to an L.C.I. Since her entrance into lst form in 1927 Ethel has taken a very active part in all school activities. Besides attaining the offices of 1st Vice-President of the Girls' Ath- letic and Field and colour Captain for two successive years, Ethel was Captain of the Basketball Team last year. Together with this remarkable record she took a promnient part in dramatics and as Exchange Editor of the Tatler 1931-32. Needless to say she is a good student. In other words Ethel is an all-round girl, a gen- eral favourite and an ideal friend. Thus we are more than delighted that she is with us this year al- though only part time.--Ethel, nos felicitations! The Head Boy EDWARD BLANCHARD The A. T. Claxton Scholarship for Head Boy of the year 1931-32 was awarded to Edward Blanchard for the important tasks that he accmplished at L.C.I. At all times Ed. was a clever student and the teachers' choice of him as Head Boy met with universal approval from the students. As President of the Literary So- ciety he provided the best and most enjoyable entertainment for our school. Having obtained the highest number of points in Dra- matics for his untiring efforts in acting and helping to produce dra- matic functions he was given a Dramatic Pin. He was lieutenant in the Cadet Corps and one of the successful members in the L.C.I. Curling Club. One of the new functions that Ed. introduced in the school was Theatre Night which met with great success. Once again L.C.I. has sent forth one of her best students whose friendship was extensive and whose companionship was forever enjoyed. To him we extend most sincere congratulations and wish him success in the future. 38 THE L. C. I. TATLER Personal Interviews Miss Garbutt An interv.ew on Miss Garbutts trip to England we ieel will prove interesting to everyone of our readers. She sailed ironi Montreal on the Duchess of Richmond on June 2-ith. I-L1'l'll.'1llg in Glasgow she mo- tored through Scotland with a party or friends, spending three days in Edinburgh. and some time among the Highlands and the Trossacks. One of the interesting features of Edinburgh was Princess Street. which overlooks the Athens of Scotland. so called because of the beauty of the place. Going down the west coast of England by York she then visited several of the cathedral towns of England. Albout the cathedral 'town of Ely was written Heer- ward the Wake, a novel which we all know and would appreciate the more for having seen the place of its origin. Cam- bridge also proved to be interesting. Three miles from Cambridge was the town of Granchester, to which Rupert Brooke re- ferred in his poem. Still points the village clock at 10 to 3, And is there honey still for tea?,' It was rather a stroke of fafte that Miss Garbutt should arrive in the village as the hands of the clock pointed ten to 'three She was, however, unaible to proc1u'e honey f or her tea and so could not complete the latter part of the quotation. Along the Cam River she saw the University Stud- ents punting out to the pool where Byron. Shelly, and Rupert Brooke used to swim. She spent two weeks in London, where she visited among other sights the famous waxinorks of Madame Tussaud. She was fortunate in procuring an invitation to the Buckingham Garden Party where she saw the King and Queen. As she was leaving, one of the flunkeys exclaimed, as he called out the car for one of the nobil- ity, Dowage1', Duches of Melrose? At this very opportune moment Miss Gnarbutt stepped forth and left the place, fhow- ever by .another cart. She was indeed fortunate in being able to visit the Strat- ford-on-Avon Theatre where the Mid- summer's Night Dream was presented. She also visited the Malvern Theatre at Glouchester. Going down to the South of England she then visited the important port of Bristol. W'hen she arrived from her train a flunkey came up to her and pointing out his taxi said, Handsom . Miss Garbutt blushed but followed him. In Devonshire she stayed at the town of Clovelly, which is old-fashioned and has a cobble street, which donkeys ascend. While here she explored the Lorna Doone Country. In Dorchester she visited Hardy's birthplace and the scenes of many of his novels. In- stead of going to Paris as had :been ar- ranged by her plans she returned to Dev- onshire and spent the rest o-f her time there, and then she returned to Canada on the Empress of Britain. Miss Garbutt says that what makes a trip so interesting is a knowledge-however hazy-of the His- tory and the Literature connected with the places one visitsg and counsels every student of the L.C.I. before contemplating taking any such trip to brush up on his Literature and History. CM.O'L.J Mr. Breese W. S. W. Breese, history teacher, is in his third year on the staff of the L. C. I. 'but is as much at home as if he had been there thirty. His initials make most of the students think of him as West-south-West Breese until they try to skimp on their work, and when he takes the form of a storm in their eyes. With the students who do their work. however, he is mild and pleas- ant-a zepher, in fact. He always liked the fact that at college he was called Cyclone When he was young he lived in a rural district and had visions of being a cowboy or locomotive engineer .... but his people made him go to school all the same. ' Later he attended the two-teacher high school at Chatsworth, where he never had to stand in the corner with a dunce hat on his head. Still later he got the vision and became a teacher. Before he got this vision, however, he had to work as he is always urging his pupils to do at the L. C. I. He went to Victoria College where lie attained his B. A. He was an outstanding scholar and received a. silver medal for passing with high honors. He also excelled in the Athletic field be- ing one of the few to be awarded the cov- eted Athletic Stick. This stick is in- scribed with the names of former holders and is a trophy passed on from year to year. However as an individuel award an inscribed walking stick was given. He THE L. C. I. TATLER 39 was the popular president of his graduat- ing year in 1926. After graduating from college he taught for a year at Stanstead College, Quebec, where was Dean of the residence, or as he admitted being called Policeman of the flats. ' After this he took another year at the University of Toronto for his M. A. and then took a. ,post-graduate course at fthe Ontario College. His trip out Westin the summer of 1927 is interesting and-his stories of it are Well worth hearing. It was indeed ar stroke of fortune that so happily directed-Mrl Breese's footsteps in the direction of Lindsay for each one of us feels that Mr. Breese has every in- terest in the affairs of the school or in- l i deed in any personal matter. He deserves a great deal of credit for the success of the Rugby Team. As coach of this team and of all the L. C. I. teams he thinks that smoking and running ar- ound late doesn't harm the efficiency of his teams - - - as long as the athletes don't start until about ten years after they leave school. He also believes that all homework should be obolished - - - about 1987. The school should and I know does feel that it is indeed fortunate in securing Mr. Breese and all that we hope is that he will stay long enough to be able to say like Dr. Kirkconnell Twenty years ago, in this school - - - KM.O'L.J IN MEMORIAM-FRAN K WELLINGTON Who lost his life April 16, 1933, in an endeavour to save a child from drowning fG. A. Lucasb There is no tribute, however extended, but would fail to express completely the admiration one feels for that spontaneous courage that expresses itself in a willing- ness to risk injury and even life itself, in an effort to save others. While it is true that Frank Wellington only maintained the traditions establish- ed by Postmaster Aubrey Warner and other ex-students of the L.C'.I.,. who have taken similar risks, none the less his bravery finds its own peculiar response in our hearts. Lord Roseberyks aphorism, Courage within, kindness without, describes qualities that far outweigh mere intellectual attainments. In his classes Frank was a quiet, unassunung student, always attentive and obedient, with a special fondness for reading stories written in Shorthand and on leaving school, took his place as a useful and depenable member of society. The L.C.I. already has a long and notable Honour Roll. Corona veniet delectisf' The name of Frank Wellington may indeed well be added to that list, in commemor- ation of his brave deed, as it is just such deeds as this that glorify and enrich the annals of any school. 40 THE L. C. I. TATLER LU III flsabelle Williams? In the retirement of Dr. Kirkconnell, we are losing one of the country's out- standing educationalists. All his pupils will remember him more than an average teacher because the way he taught les- sons made them more than memory exer- cises. On September 7, 1932, in the Assembly Hall of the Lindsay Collegiate Institute, his old students, right, from those who came under his guidance when he first came here from Port Hope in 1908 up through the years to those who still have to write for heir diplomas, but have been touched by his kindly influence, gathered to pay him tribute. To Dr. Kirkconnell, a beautiful grand- father clock, standing over seven feet high, encased in solid brown mahogany of mass- ive construction, absolutely the best that could be procured, was presented. The clock itself was a work of art, all of its parts of the finest workmanship, the kind that last for generations and becomes a valued family heirloom. Westminster Whittinger and Winchester chimes pro- vide the voice for this tall sentinel of time. To Mrs. Kirkconnell a beautiful silver tray, of the Pbest Sheffield plate, and a beautiful bouquet of gladioli were pres- ented. The chairman for the afternoon was Mr. W. E. Stewart, ex-mayor and chairman of the committee which worked for nearly two years on the function. Lt. Col. G. A. Weeks, a member of the committee presented Dr. Kirkconnell with a beautiful inscribed address, Mrs. L. M. Frost formally made the presentation of the clock by removing the Union Jack with which it was draped, and Mrs. John R. Wilford made the presentation of the silver tray and the gl-adioli to Mrs. Kirk- Connell. W. E. Stewart, in his opening remarks said: There have been many happy gath- erings in this Hall. Many that we can remember such as the old promenades, the literary meetings but none like to- day's. We are gathered here to-day to do honour to one who was for twenty-two years the principal of this Lindsay Colleg- iate Institute. A man wlho is thought highly of in county and town. He has stood the test of time. Some men are popular at the L CMDGLLY f 1.57 W, I V .X first :but as time goes on they find their popularity leaving them. As the years have passed, citizens of town and county have come to think more of him, not less. Continuing the plan of last year, an Alumi society for the years 1932-1933, was elected with the same idea in mind of last year's society, to keep the graduate in touch with one another. Those elected to offices: President-Edward Blanchard Vice-President-'Ethel Morgan Secretary-Isabel Williams. Treasurer-Edward Tangney. At the close of the Commencement EX- ercises, a. delightful reunion was held in the Assembly Hall of the graduates of last year and this. Bruce Tremeer pro- vided the music for a short but much enjoyed dance, and very dainty refresh- ments were served by Miss Adams and some of the students. Normal Schools claim quite a number of last year's graduates. Attending Peter- boro Normal we find Vera Brown, Donald Campbell, Majorie Clapham, Bruce Doble, Ray Doble, James Greenan, Isobel Mc- Eachern, Gordon McKay, Leonard McNeil, Austin O'Leary, Josephine O'Laughlin, Ruth Rennie, Merle Thompson, Leonard Webber and Harry Parliament. fContinued on Page 519 41 TATLER EL. C. I. 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MEEOZ Seimas Eggm 95 H333 SEE- ggi S2528-H nga ggggm .Eg gmggpm EEN :gm USES EEOQ DES Siem .2 .EDM Siam, wgguwm 300m 05332 HEOEQ SHE gsm mage mga S252 MDOSPH BOD THE T I . . 0 l 11. . A , Quin YEAR BOOK nm as LINDSAY COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE 44 THE L. C. I. TATLER GIRL'S ATHLETICS GIRLS' ATHLETIC SOCIETY EXECUTIVE fAbsent: Evelyn Hodgson? Our executive was elected in early September. The offices were contested by:- BLUE RED Ruth Langdon President Eleanor Holmes Evelyn Hodgson First Vice Pres, Doris Ashton Marjonie 'Ml:Mullen Second Vice Pres. Velma Martin Vera Chick Secretary Hazel Mackey Marion Mastion Treasurer Grace Quibell THE ELECTION OF OFFICERS tinued in the afternoon. Although the President ................................ Ruth Langdon day was father Cold, the Conbestans Were First Vice Pres. ...........,.... Evelyn Hodgson Second Vice Pres. ...,.... Marjorie McMullen Secretary ................................ Hazel Mackey Treasurer . .....,...... ................... G race Quibell INITIATION Our first election pledge was fulfilled in early September. when the official initia- tion was held in the Gymnasium. Owing to the edorts of the executive and the fresh- men's good humour, this event was highly successful. SENIOR WEINER ROAST This proved to be a very successful ev- ent. thanks to the kindness of Morgan's hotel at Pleasant Point, Where a large number thoroughly enjoyed themselves. FIELD DAY This, Our big event of the year was held this year-,some events after first period and with an intermission for lunch, con- rnany and' the events Were all enthusias- tically entered into. The colour sections, in order of highest points were:- Blue ........................ Helen McNevm Red ............................ Ruth Langdon Green ................,... Edna Campbell Old Gold .... Margaret MacMillan The winner of the Senior medal was Evelyn Hodgson and the runner-up was Aileen Lees. The winner of the Junior medal was Vera Chick, and the runner-up Hazel Mackey. BASKETBALL The Inter-Colour basketball was very closely contested. Old Gold, however, was victor and Blue second, Green third, and Red fourth. Basketball practices were held every Tuesday and Thursday after four. until in February when the reports came out. It was found that L. C. I. could not produce a Girl's Basketball team. For some years THEIIC.L TATLER 45 it has been the custom to enter a League and usually to have several out-of-town and also a few home games. This year although this event was looked forward to both by the student body in general and especially by the basketball players. it was not achieved. JUNIOR WEIINER ROAST Many of the junior girls enjoyed this event very much. It was held in the Assembly Hall, Where relay games were played and refreshments were served. WINTER SPORTS Owing to the weather conditions neither the toboggan nor the skating party was held. BOYS' N ATHLETICS BOYS' ATHLETIC EXECUTIVE Shortly after school started in Septem- ber the Athletic Society was organized with the following officers: President .................................... Jim Groves lst. Vice President ,....................... Bill Reid 2nd Vice President ............ Jack Campbell Secretary ....................... ................ T ed Bacon Treasurer ............................ Lloyd Ringland The L. C. I. has again carried out a large programme of sports this year and al- though Rugby seemed to be the big thing. all branches of sport, were given as much attention as possible. DISTRICT MEET At the district meet held in Oshawa last spring, L. C. I. was represented by three athletes. Baoon won the Intermediate quarter-mile while Halward repeated this win in the Senior class Groves took second place in the Senior 220 yd. dash. Coach Hale was well satisfied with this perform- ance, considering the stiff competition. l FIELD DAY This year the boys' events on Field Day were very keenly contested. especially in the Junior and Intermediate classes. How- ever When the events were all run off and the records examined. the medalmts were found to be Junior-L. Eberts, Intermed- iate. J. Wickett. Senior. J. Groves. CRESTS Each year the Boys' Athletic Society a- ward crests to students who have played on three teams representing the school in the Senior Class. This year. in recog- nition of the splendid performance of the Intermediate Team. each member of that team will be presented with a special crest for winning the district champion- ship. and also a point towards winning his School Crest. This year. School Crests will be awarded to Jack Tillcock, Ted Bac- on. Fred Williams. Jack Wickett, Ross Abbott. Congrats, fellows. l BOYS' ATHLE'I'IC SOCIETY EXECUTIVE 46 THE L. C. I. TATLER THE LINE UP Wib Thomas tcaptain. half.J Raed Hishon Csnaph W. S. W. BrEese lcoachl Jack L.amb quarter Jack C-ampbell fhalfb Fred. WI.lliams lrniddlel Grobbo HodgSon linsidel Bill JEwell Linsidel Johxl Cole Qinsideb Hurry Cain LF. Wing! Deaoonl Crr0ves ioutsideb E1mer TRipp Chalfl Rusty Ringland Cinsidel' BoUlter Reid ioutsideh Mable BeGley Cmiddlel Bessie ABfbott ioutsidel SkY Thompson Cmiddlel Jack Tillcock rsnapl HorsE McKee rsnaph -'Nerts GA1augher iF. Wing? Flat-car M.cImoyle fmiddlel SENIOR RUGBY This year the L. C. I. turned out the fin- est senior 'team in its history. They got a break even 'before the games started when the group was enlarged, bringing in new teams and matching L. C. I. with op- ponents of their own Weight. This year the L. 'C. I. heavies played six games. Two with Bowmanville, vic- torious in bothp One played and won and one won by default from Peterboro, our age-old rival. Three games played with Oshawa. One, won and 'two llost. This splendid record however is not sufficient. Next fall we want to see the L. C. I. sen- ior rugby team win this group. Just watch their dust, fans. There was a great deal of talk about ia Senior-Intermediate game. Of course there could be no doubt as to the winner and so it, was decided to spare the youngsters, who perhaps with the growth they may attain this summer, will be playing in senior company next fall. HUS' HOO Specimen Analysis WTB. THOMAS. Wib, the popular captain is fam- ed for his short-end plays. :if 5 .If .r I ,px 'I . ' fs I Aff-I . x I I 7 1 Jiix 5 x 1 1 if X . f.. . ' :'J Q. K .' .S Sz, Ae, . 4 Q.- JACK LAMB The little field general Filled capably the vacancy left by Buddy this year. SENIOR BOYS' RUGBY CLUB THE L. C. I. TATLER 47 Speciman Analysis JACK CAIVIPBELL The T. N. T. of the Lindsay back- field. Lin'dsa.y's Big Train. Cain Alternate F. wing. A sure catch and a tricky broken-field run- ner. f.Hun,y,, uE1Iner,, Tripp Elmer believes in passive resis- tance but when aroused he is a sure fbid for a touch-down. Lind- say's best kicker. BOULTER REID The terrible bone crusher. Lind- say's tackling ace and pass re- ceiver. -5 ' - . ..? ll- , Qs l . f AZ DEACON GROVES Wrote all these nasty things a- bout the other guys. Held down the left terminal position. ROSSIE ABBOTT Just a little light but a sure tackle, did his full share to bring L. C. I. out on top. y 1 1 ,1,r . fri , 14 4 1? 'L I, gf .bv 42 I Ty. Gigs, .' ': x I 'e N'ER,'IlS 'GALLAGHER The wild and woolly westerner. Played F. wing and got away fast on those extension plays. FLAT-CAR. Mcl1.MOLE About 5'7 of solid rock. Give him the ball and you could do without the rest of the team. HORSE McKEE The guy in the little green hat. n Oh boy! How he hit that line. Speciman Analysis MABLE BEGLEY His blood thirsty war cry Maw could be heard from every scrim- age. Weakness. Blondes in Osh- awa sweaters. Freddie Williams .iRuSty,, JOCK Could dig a hole like a steam shovel. A good all-around line- man. Ringland Extremely blood-thirsty at all times. 'Could even be accused of being a little rough. A darn good player with about three years more ahead of him. THJLCOCK As snap was always in the thick of the fray. A good reason why so many plays were stopped right tharf' ff' 1 - 'rl Y , '1 .y. r f . .J ' if 49' ' F' Q lf fl' ' M1 . 4 1 .1 i. 1. :I 1 Qt - lv 1 A I x f. N - 4 I ff' f L5 A U GOBBO HODGSON His tooth paste smile emerged from the bottom of a great many scrimages. Was inclinded to get into the wrong huddle. SKY THOMPSON Another good all-around line- man. wCould have been used a lot more than he was. RED HISHON SNOW- As sub snap he filled Tilly's place very capaxbly and thats saying something. BALL COLE. First year out :but certainly won his spurs. Vied with Mable in growing beards. HBILLH JEVVELL Another first year man who made good. Should nab a regular place if back next year. 48 THE L. C. I. TATLER JUNIOR RUGBY 'I'EAM THE LINE UP. Ted Gr3zeL.le, foutsideb Ford L0uC.ks, thalfl Bram WhiI.te, ihalfl Gord. Mlrtchell foutsidel Gord McINnis tcaptain, middle? Ozzie PeTers Cmiddlel Red WakElin KF. Wingl Junior Gltegory Qinsidel Pony McKee Cquarterl Tuffy Everson Cinsidel Don Dart fhalfl Bill Ing toutsidel Hugo BeAl1 fmiddlel Vince Co'l'e fmiddlel Norman Klllcher finsidel Clayton Hodgson ihalfl Jack McQua.rie Cmiddlel J-ack DUnk fhalfl Ted BAcon fhalfl Mac MorDen Cmiddlel And Ossie Hadley llnsidel Snap Milf SLEEP, Just what the team did not do. INTERMEDIATE RUGBY This year Coach Lee decided that as this yea.r's Juniors were good enough to enter the Intermediate class. Were they? I'll say so. They licked every team they came against. Some of them even felt capable of taking a fall out of the seniors. It may be just as well that they didn't try.-. Playing an exhibition game with the Grove, two games with Whitby and two with Peterboro, they came out on top every ftime to win the Neil Cup which just proves that they were the best team in that loop. Are they good? Yer dern tootin'! What material for next year's team has been developed! Coach Lee and his boys certainly do deserve tlu'ee rousing cheers for their excellent performance. Hus' Hoo - and How! GORDON McGINNIS- Ginty - Un- aniimously elected captain by the team, was always on the jump and always got his man. GROZELLE - A second Dan Marley. shont and fast but oh boy! how he could clip them. 1PARiSON SLEEP-A good stocky line- man where the Parson Was, the oppo- sition found the going exceedingly tough. FORD LOUCKS - First year in the game but showed real form and hgw Ford taxied that :ball through the line. WI-IITE-Flamed for his kicking and forewand paming. A great find for intermediate and almost sure senior next year. Ozzie Peters-That tall lanky blonde. His push-over act was a wow Knot so fast on his feet but solid as a rock. They Went around him but never through him. RED WAKELIN-A small, red-topped stick of dynamite. His short legs gained many yards for L. C. I. PONY McKEE - The fuzz-headed quanter-back who had the right play just when it was needed. 'I'UFFY EVERSON-Small but fu,11 of stickitive power. Did his best at all times. THE L. C. I. TATLER 49 .CENTRAL ATHLETIC SOCIETY EXECUTIVE Hus' Hoo - and How! fC:ntinuedJ DON DART-A speedy, hefty back. Exceptionally tricky ball carrier. BILL KING:-Endorses LePages Glue for holding forward passes. Besides catching Brams passes he was a good tackler and all-around man. HUGO BEALL-George's brother. A real good all-around lineman. JUNIOR GREGORY--Played his pos- ition well . Solid and a good man on the job. VINCE COTE-Speedy and peppy. and talks a good game. Watch his dust next year. NORMAN KELCHER-A plucky line- man. Gave good support to the back- field on kicks. 4 MAC MOR:DEN-In our opinion the best all-around lineman on the team. Al- most a sure bet that he'll be wearing a senior sweater next fall. JACK DUNK, DU'NKIE -Can kick. pass and tackle in great style. Also a good ball carrier. TED BACON-A fast, shifty ball car- rier. A fair tackle and .a good kicker. CLAYTON HODGSON-A real addi- tion to the backfield. Saved a lot of possible scores against Lindsay. He knows his work and sure does it. JACK McQUARRlE-Last because his QU was needed for SQUAD. A real hefty man who filled up that line loss. when he came on. Just watch him next year now that he has learned the fine points of the Qame. OSSY HADLEY-Just another tank. Boy! how he does plow through 'em. Lotsa weight and a great inside player. Basketball This year Basketball was not as popular among the boys as formerly. Curling in- terfered with it seriously and it was with some doubt that Coach Breese entered the team in the group. Only two games were played at home with Whitby High School. At Whitby -the boys found their style somewhat cramped by the small gym and a number of them had had a hard night before at the Dance and so did not put up their best demonstration of Basketball and were defeated by a somewhat one-sided score. However when Whitby came to Lindsay, the local boys broke away to a great lead but slackened down somewhat in the second half and Whitby managed to tie the score, thereby winning the round on points and qualify- ing to meet Cobourg for the play-off. This year's team was somewhat inex- perienced lout should form the backbone of a really good team to represent L.C,I. next year. Here's the Gang, look 'em over. J. Tillcock rTillyl-Second year as reg- ular right forward. A 'dead shot and the best man on the team. S. Thompson CSkyl-Na.panee's contri- bution to L.C.I. Played a real game as centre, capably filling the vacancy left 50 THE L. C. I. TATLER EVELYN HODGSON Winner of Senior Girls Athletic Medal VIRA CHICK Winner of Junior Girls' Athletic Medal JOHN WICKETT Winner of Intermediate Boys' Athletic Medal JIM GROVES Winner of Senior Boys' Athletic Medal l EDMUND EBI-:RTS Winner of Junior Boys' Athletic Medal there by Groves. F. Louks fFcrdJ-A first year player who turned in two nice games. Real de- fence material for next year. G. McGinnis CGordJ-Forward. A fast. tireless player. always on the jump. A real good man for next year. P. McGee iPete7 or Dead-eye McGee ..-A sure shot at the basket but a trifle short. Teamed well with McKee. An- other hope for next year. D. McKee lPonyJ-Best described by saying he is the Horses brother. A real all round athlete. Picked up basket-ball fast and was a big asset to the team. George Wilhelm Peters fBlondie7-A big' help to the team. Looked down on the game from his position of advantage. A real good guard a little rough on Gob- bo and inclined to play push-face. George Hodgson lGobboJ-Another last year's player but did not give as good a demonstration this year. A good man. a dead shot but a little inclined to -get excited. Guarded the basket Well. Jack Hishon CRedJ-Now you see him. new you don't. A fast, slippery forward who gave a real demonstration of the game. Centre-S. Thompson. Forwards-J. Tillcock, G. McGinnis, P. McGee, D. McKee, J. Hishon. Defence-G Peters, G. Hodgson, F. Louks. The Roarin' Game Curling is a sport enthusiastically pur- sued by a considerable number of stud- ents, and this year for the seventh con- secutive year the Junior Curling Club was organized with Don Betts as President md Jesse Bradford as Sec.-Treas. The skips chosen for this season were: Jack Lamb, 'George Hodgson, Gordon Hall, Bruce McKee, Woodrow Bradford and Bill Reid. The games were closely contested and it was some time before the best rinks could be determined. However, after sev- eral hardfought games the rink skipped by Jack Lamb came out on top with Jesse Bradford as a close second. Personnel. of the rinks: G. Telford Lead D. Mahcod J. Campbell Second H. Beall J. Tillcock Vice H. Skitch J. Lamb Skip W. Bradford Jack Lamb will receive the Lvtle Tro- phy on behalf of his rink at the Cadet Banquet. Nae sae bad curlin', lads. THE L. C. I. TATLER 51 W G4 f f m, Pu! sv? CADETS The annual Cadet Inspection was held this year on May 16th. Robert Gregorys Platoon Won the shield as the best platoon. Captains in charge ...... .Jack Lamb Second in Command- Murray MacPherson, Keele Gregory, and Jim Groves. Lieutenants- R. Gregory, W. Thomas, J. Tilcock, M. Sleep, I. Johnston, H. Beall. Band Instructor ..,....... Mr. Couke RIFLE CLUB The Rifle 'Club, in connection with the School Cadet Corps has 'been very active this year. A large number of medals have been won the competitions for the different trophies have been very keenly contested. 'The officers of the club are as follows: Range Officer-Mr. W. S. Breese. President-Jack Tripp. Sec.-Treas.--Wilbur Thomas. The club consists of twenty members who shoot once a Week on rthe gym range, targets for the different awards. When a member has won his bronze, silver and gold medals and his gold ring he is made an honorary member and is permitted to shoot in all the special com- petitions, although he need not be an active club member. Those in the club who have won -all their awards are W. Thomas. J. Groves and W. Reid. The MacMillan Trophy, for Prone Rap- id and Kneeling Deliberate firing was won this year by J. Groves. The White Trophy is now held by Lovd Owen. This year's competition has not been fired yet. In the Miniature Competition. W. Thomas and J. Tillcock are tied for first place with R. Smith, J. Groves and B. McKee n a triple tie for second place. The Bronze Medals, awarded for shoot- ing 10 targets each over 7591, have been won by: J. Hishon, B. McKee, B. Fred- erick, R. Mcllhno-yle, J. Campbell. Silver medals, for 10 targets over 8893 B. Smith, C. Ross, C. Holmes, L. Owen. have been won by: J. Cain, L. Owen, J. Campbell, Bl Frederick, B. McKee, C. Holmes. Gold medals, awarded for shooting 10 targets of better than 93'Z, have been won by: J. Tripp, J. Tillcock. AS yet no Gold Rings have been won this year, bu-t there are still several weeks of shooting. ALUMINI CContinued from Page 403 At Toronto Normal-Victoria McGahcy and Laura Campbell and at North Bay Normal-Helen Oliver. At Toronto University we may see Al- meda De Guerre, Lloyd Flack. Helen Ful- lon, Mary Smith, Edna Henderson and Mac Kennedy, and at St. Hilda's College, Toronto, Olive Wellman. At Kingston We -are also represented by Nora Hill and Helen Johnson. The nursing profession has been enter- ed upon by Ruth Heslop CWestern Hos- pital, Torontol, Jeanne 'Scottf Sick Chil- dren's Hospital, Torontol, Orpah Mac- Farquhar fGrace Hospital, Torontol, and Hilda Smith CPetenbloro Hospitall. In Guelph we find Jeanne Fee, Mar- garet Sfluier and Donald Beaty. Edward Blanchard is attending St. Mary's College, at Brockville. Helen Cameron is resum- ing :her studies at Beaverton Continuation School, and Jack Dunlop is -continuing his at Jarvis Collegiate, Toronto. Samuel Carew, We hear, is Working in Peterboro. James Everslon, we believe, has entered the noble profession of dnuggist and Richard Rowan is working at Lotus. Those to be found in the Town of Lind- say are: Margaret Cuthbert. at .the Baker Business College: George Beall at Beall's Jeweilry storeg and James Meehan at the Academy. Quite ia number are at their homes this year. Among those we may find Alfberta Hodgson fTorontoJ, Oarl James fCam- brayl, Donald Lamb CLindsay7, Wallace MacAlpine CMt. Horebl, 'Clarke Seaton 1Lfndsayl, George Stevenson COmemeeD, Dorothy Woodward CBeaverton3, Jean Lawson fTorontol. Alice McLaug'hiin fLindsayD, Ross Hay fPleasant Pointl, Howard Halward fCannvlngtonl, Margaret Pnouse fLittle Britainl, and Evelyn Hav- ery fFenelon Fallsi. We are extremely sorry if there has been any omissions, and wish to take this opportunity of wishing each individual member of the 1932 graduating class, the best of luck in Whatever line of work he or she may have entered. 52 THE L. C. I. TATLER French Department BON MOTS tBy Miss N. G. Adams? NOS ANCETRESH Linette recite son histoire de France. Linettte-Les Gaulois avaient six jambes. La Maitresse-Comment? Six jambes? Ils etaient faits comme tout le monde. Linette-At! non, c'est dans le livre: les Gaulois etaient des hommes de six piedsf' On ne peut pas avoir six pieds sans avoir six jambes. UNE APPRECIATION. La Maitresse-Votre composition n'est pas mal, mais elle ressemble beaucoup a celle de votre voisine. Quest-ce que cela veut dire? L'E1eve -Eh bien, que sa composition n'est pas mal non plus! POINT DE Uue Le Maitre-Quest oe qu'un hypocrite? L'Eleve-C'est un eleve qui va a 1'ecole en souriant! ERUDITION. LExaminateur-Pourvez vous, Monsieur, me dire quelque chose sur les plus grands chirnistes du dix septierne siecle? Le Candidat-Ils sont tous morts, Mon- sieur! GRAMMAIRE Le Professeur-Quest-ce que ce sont que les voyelles? L'Eleve-C'est ce qui reste quand on a eneleve toutes-les consonnes. DEFINITION L'Instituteur-Qu'est-ce que c'est qu'une ile? L'Eleve-Une ile, Monsieur, c'est un en- droit qu' on ne peut pas quitter san un bateau. LE BAROMETRE BAISSE Le Maitre-Marie, avez-vous vu le barom- etre? La Bonne-Qui, Monsieur ..... Le Maitre-Est-ce qu' il a baisse? La Bonne-Oh! beaucoup, Monsieur .... Le Maitre-De combien de degres? La Bonne-De tout l'escabier, je 1'ai laisse tomber ce matin! AVANT L' OPERATION -Dites-moi franchement, docteur, n'avez- vous jamais eu de malchance avec vos operation? -Non, Mon Ami: Mes clients en ont par- foisg moi, jamais! LA POUPEE INCASSABLE La mere de Jeanne entend un grand fbruit dans la chambre de sa fille. -Qu'est-'ce que tu Jeanne! fais -J'ai casse ma poupee. -La psupee incassaible que je t'ai clonnee! -Oui, Maman, je suis enfin arrivee a la casser, mais ca n' a pas ete facile! L' INSTITUTEUR SE TROMPE L'instituteur expique la conjugaison des verbes, puis il demande a Jean: -Est-il correct de dire: Mon frere sont alle se promener? -Non, Monsieur. -Pourquoi cela? -Parce que mon frere est venu a l'ecole avec Moi. AU RESTAURANT. Un client enthousias-te, a un autre client: -Quelle bonne maison! On donne ici la meilleure qualite de ce que 1' on demande. Si vous demandez un oeuf frais, on vous apporte l' oeuf le plus frais du monde. Si vous demandez une tasse de cafe, on vous donne la. meilleure tasse de cafe du monde . . . Le Second Client. -Vous avez raison, j' avais demande un petit bifteck. Les future Inventeurs Le Professeur parle a ses eleves 'de quelques inventions: telephone, T. S. F. etc. Puis, il demande a Jacques: -S' il vous etait possible d' inventer quelque chose qu' inventeriez-vousi' -Monsieur repond Jacques, j' inventerais la machine ou il n'y a qu a appuyer sur un bonton pour apprendre ses lecons. -Et vous, Paul? demande le professeur. -Moi. repond Paul, j' inventeraiis la ma- chine a appuyer sur le bonton. DIST1ZNlC'I'ION. Un jeue cllegien demande av son pere. -Pap, qu' est-ce qui distinque la civilist- tion de la barbaric? -Oh! c' est bien simple: La civilisation, c' est de tuer son ennemi a six mille metres avec un boulet de canon. Et la barbarie, c' est de lui couper la tete avec un sabre! TROP ICHAUVE POUR JOUER Un vieux Monsieur Chauve - Mes petits amis, voulez-vous me laisser entrer dans le jeu? Un de garcons - Impossible, Monsieur. C'est aux Indiens que nous jouons, et vous etes deja scalpe. THE L. C. I. TATLER 53 -ui ' 115 N6 9 I '- .S , Q ,A 7'fw -eo:'. -...a- - 5 ly .. Qf' ,,..9 V I e s, L. CDorice G. J. Webster! Due to the large number of magazines received in exchange for The Tatler. this year, it is impossible to criticize all indiv- idu-ally, through the pages of our year book. We have, however, selected a few of the best and shall try to criticize them in such a way as to 'be both helpful and encouraging. We are glad to be able to say that the magazines, for the most part, have been able to retain their usual high standard of quality, despite the fin- ancial difficulties which every institution and society has had to contend with in the past three years. May they continue to maintain this standard! ACTA NOSTRA-Guelph 'Collegiate and Vocational Institute. Congratulations! Acta Nostra is complete in every phase of school life. The reproduction Stream in Winter is highly commendable. ..One of our best exchanges. THE COLLEGIAN-St. Thomas Colle- giate Institute. Your Alumni and Jokes departments are splendid. Would a few more cartoons be in place? EASTERN ECHO-Eastern High School of Commerce, Toronto. Your section of Interesting Signatures is quite unique. Your cuts are excellent. Why not a few m-ore Jokes? THE TIMES--Kingston Collegiate and Vocational Institute. Your poetry section is very creditable. Who's Wlho is ex- ceedingly interesting and not without humour. This magazine has acquired a competent standard. THE lCOLLEC-IAN -Stratford Colleg- iate-Vocational Institute. The .Sports De- partment is vour outstanding feature. Your form notes are good. Why not add an index of the magazine contents? THE MAGNET -Jarvis Collegiate Institute, Toronto. An excellent year book! Every department is well arrang- ed and the Silhouettes are very attractive. THE ANALECTAH-Central Collegiate Institute, Calgary. Alta. Pa Moffat's Shortcomingsn is iboth humourously and ably written. Your poetry section, though small, possesses commendable qualities. THE ORACLE -Fort William Colleg- iate and Technical Institute. Your mag- azine represents unrivalled achievement. The cuts are exceptionally good. Your editorial on The Oracle is pithy and depicts the fine motives of your year book. A truly welcome exchange for The Tatlerf' Other Magazines gratefully acknow- ledged: KELVIN TECHNICAL HIGH SCHOOL. THE GLEBE -Ottawa Collegiate In- stitute. THE LANTERN-Sir Adam Back C.I., London, Ontario. 'THE ELEVATORJ'-Belleville Colleg- iate and Vocational School. THE NORTI-ILAND ECHO -North Bay Collegiate. STATIC -Chapleaiu High School. THE SCREECH OWLH-Bowmanville High School. The Rarebits - Burlington High School. THE OAKWOOD ORACLE -Toronto. HTHE L.C.I. 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J A - V'V'-.'-Y -.itil V n Q ' ' , 5 II'.'I nr 1 :4 ', 'vu - w , I -' I If , . I . . .L - .--.: :z-in-i. --,, Z, A - -. I . ,Q -:il - Y-ir I, 2 '?-7 1 'Z',fE ' , '-:,-v--- - I l-Y:?TF--. ' 'VV' ' J - ' Y s V , in ', -' V ' I L I + . , r ' , .- ' 1 I I,. . I V ,f . ' le' ' J' I. , L I u ,I - Q . V ' -' 1' I Q . I 4 ,V xi , ' , r . - 54 THE L. C. I. TATLER mi s- We r.: lg X4 V X Eli 'H -3. Ra j - E571 t -5. 1 Wm !!!f f?2': 'Y --..'1 ' - LES ENFANTS TERRIBLE Form 1A-lWomen without menl. Form lA has won no little share of honors this term in scholarship and in athletics. Betty Nichol gained honour for herself and for her form in field day, by running. Bernice Blakely carried off the honours at the promenade bg' win- ning 'the fancy dress prize. 1A was suc- cessful in debates. against 1B, 1C, and 2A, the credit going to Grace Craighead, Is- abelle Thurston, and Isabel Graham. Fruits of evil: -- A rather good one is told of one of the first form girls. Hav- ing no Algebra homework done one of the girls sought refuge in the basement and as she realized the enormity of her of- fence she decided to get sick and go home. She was treated to a large spoonful of castor oil, and my 'dear readers will be pleased to know that she returned to school that afternoon a much wiser and sadder girl. Moral:-If you must pull off those silly stunts, do them well. Better not to have done a thing at all, than to have done it poorly. - Shakespeare.'' M.r. Patterson says that some of the minds of 1A should not only be cultivated ,but plowed under. Form 1B feels that they have enjoyed their year in first form and consider that its members have had a successful year. In this issue they wish to present to you a few of the things that they have enjoyed themselves. The three R's to 1B are Re- cline, Relax and Rest. Mackey thinks that Mr. Breese sees through his pupils. Ferguson wishes that history would re- peat itself. To IB September mourn is the day that school begins. IC- Les Intellectuels' IC's complete year can be expressed in the following little poem. Too much fun, Too much sport Nothing done, Bad report. SECOND FORMS 2A. Ofur Form:- We, the members of 2A have a certain liking for this pleasant school-room of ours, on the second floor of fthe L. C. I. As we enter each morning through the la1'ge oaken doorway, usually swung wide open to admit the stragglers for French Period we see bright sunshine casting its rays on dust-less desks and brightening up the often dull periods with flitting balls reflected by mirrors hidden in some un- suspected corner. At the front of each row well-autographed tables and each row of seven desks where smiling students sit or should I say Cfrowningl be-cause of such things as Latin or Geometry. THE FUNNIES:- A-2A student- Do you think early rising is good for your health? A farmer lad:- I don'-t know about my health but next to sun, rain, and fertili- zer it's the 'best thing there is for crops. Helen Reeves:-Say, how did your story on Perpetual Motion turn out. Martha Reesor: - Oh! It was a great success. Every time I handed it in, it came back to me. 2B.- 223 is such a brainy form Although, we're bad maylbe, The boys act up, the girls adorn, This brilliant form you see. Of chalk we have a treasure-trive, Though hidden from your sight. The boys, with chalk, as I can prove, Put up a wondrous fight. Of paper shot from elastic, You must be very careful For those naughty boys do get a kick Of giving you an earful. THE L. C. I. TATLER 55 But, af-ter all We're not so bad, For you must bear in mind, The when it comes to real hard work We leave 'em all behind. ZC. IIC - The Tempest -iany time? Rusty Ringland played on the Senior Rugby Team this year while Hugo Beall did his bi-t for the Junior. Goldie Lamont and Hugo Beall are our literary representatives, Rusty Ringland and Olive Mastion have capably looked af- ter our interests n the Athletic Society. IT HAPPENED IN IIC. Miss Dalrymple: Give me an example of a rectangle Nicholson. Ncholson- This room. Miss Dalrymple: - Yes-IIC filled with solids. Drill Instructor to 'Claxton Cwho appears to be motionless? - Claxton, are you taking this exercise? Claxton: t'Yes, sir, I'm coasting just now. THIRD FORM NOTES School Daze in 3A-Tune: There ain't no flies on us. O, the flies crawled up the window, To come down two fby two, With a honey, oney, and a hocha cha, cha, Come on in, its time for Algebra. Sing it with flowers, Taking Agriculture at our ease, When yoiu' little Pomeranian Met my little peal-Ienese. Fit as a fiddle And ready for a spare, But wlhen 'times comes for composition We're not all there. Just an echo, yoo, hoo, In the valley, yoo, hoo, But it takes sweet memories Of Geometry from you. Ol' man Noah, Thought he knew a thing or two, If he had ever taken Lit., Do you think he could remember it Hey, young fella, Put your vain-coat in the cella For here comes Mr. Breese With his Canadian Histories. Trying to do Lattin, Riding a strawberry roan, While Hurrying to my blue heaven, Just try .a little tenderness. I never could explain The rainbow an-d the rain, Or why there's something wonderful In French, N'est-ce pas, Memories, memories, Dreams of homework too, But let's turn out the lights And go to sleep. IIIB. LOG IIIB, seems to have attained many hon- ours this year, both in the athletic and literary fields. Vera Chick our most brilliant student won the Junior athletic medal and Bram- Well White distinguished himself on the rugby field. Jack Finley was chosen for a part in the fall play. Muriel Daniels won the Senior Oratorical fC-ontest and in the inter-form debates Muriel Daniels and Harold Winter won victory for IIIB over fifth form. Two of the IIIB students have been chos- en for parts in the spring play. Hilarityz- Jack Finley still thinks Al. Capone star- ted his career in highschool by framing corollaries. Parliamentary procedure is becoming prominent in IIIB. Holmes and Williams are still striving for seats. Miss Dalrymple-What is a polygon. Richards :--A.B.C.D.E.F.- Miss Dalrymple:-I didn't ask you for the alphabet. Miss Garbutt: - Explain the following words: higgl-edy-piggledy, helfter-skelter, hocus pocus, namby-pamby. Winter-Gordon Sinclair. FOURTH FORM NOTES Uncle 'I'om's Calbinf' Topsy ...................................... Viola Dobbin Uncle Tom ................................ Stewart Betts Little Eva ..................,. Margaret MacMillan Aunt Ophelia .... .............. D orothea Gee Simon Legree ..... ........ M aurice Bryson Eliza ........................ ..,........ A ileen Lees Slave Trader ........ ............ J ack Hishon Mr. Shelby ........ ...... L awson Blakely Mr. St. Clair ............... ..... Ri alph Edmison George Shelby ................................ Earl Pitts Sambo and Quimbo .... .Nugent andBrisbin Cassy ...,.................................... Grace Sharpe Emmeline ................................ Nora Endicott Uncle Tom's Mother ........ Janet Gilchrist The hounds-Robert Mcllmoyle, Gordon O'Leary, Keele Gregory, Douglass Cope- land, Vance Wilson and Roy Gorrill. Scene 1.-fMr. Shelby and Tom are standing before ia deserted graveyard with 56 THE L. C. I. TATLER the slave trader who is about to take Tom away.D Mr. Shelby- I'm sorry Tom old boy, you've been a good worker but due to the present financial condition I feel that I've got to let you go. I will give you a rec- ommendation at any time. Tom:-- Thank you imassa, I all knows that you would keep me if you could. Good-bye massa 1Tom 'bends his afflicted brow to receive his master's parting bless- ing. and goes off with the slave trader who winks at Mr. Shelby. They exeunt.3 Scene 2. 1Tom, Master George Shelby, and Tom's mother are seated before a table with dishes of pancakes and syrup.J Uncle Tom's mother:- Good-bye Tom. ma boy, and be sure to write to yuh poor mammie like Massa George learned you to. Master George- Good-bye Tom, I'm sorry I didn't have rtime to tell you the lat- est one about Pat and Mike. Uncle Tom:-It all breaks ma heart to leave you. Good-bye mammie, Good- bye Mrassa George. ' Scene 3:-cTakes place on a ship. Uncle Tom has just pushed 'Ilopsy into the river. With loud screams she is fished out. When some of the men tried to annihilate Uncle Tom, Topsy with a pale smile on her pale little lips said sweetlyz- Dear papa, for- give poor Tom, he didn't mean to I'm sure. Did you Tom? Tom was very sorry and quite converted I'm sure. Come Tom and live with us? said Top- sy, kindly. Scene 4. tTakes place in the drawing room of fthe St. Claire homei Tom is speaking. Topsy, what is the best way to get rid of ants in the house? Topsy- I don't know or I'd try it on Aunt Ophelia. Uncle Tom: Insult them. CLittle Top- sy laughs uproariously at which noise Aunt Ophelia and Eva enter. Eva is red with anger, green with envy, white with rage, but true blue till the last as she wip- es the last bit of watermellon from her ears. Topsy, I didn't mean to steal the watermellonj' she cried, with bitter tears streaming down her face. ' Aunt Ophelia:- Oh, Eva, I wish you could be as good as Topsy. 4With this they all exeunti Scene 5. - iTopsy is dying and Eva, Aunt Ophelia, Topsy's father and mother. and Uncle Tom are all there mourning. Even Little Eva whose thoughts are usu- ally wicked is for a moment rather sor- rowful.D Topsy fwith a pale smile? Good-bye mama, papa, dear Eva, Uncle Tom and Aunt Ophelia, do have more patience with Eva. With these kind words little Topsy prespired and my dear readers we regret that we cannot give any further informa- tion as to her final resting plaice, but knowing that she has friends in both places, who wish her well. CWe are ashamed to say that at that moment Eva jumped up and down and shouted with glee, Now I can use Top- sy's rag curls! With a shocked cry the others left the room and Eva took Top- sey's curls and after trying them on re- marked The kind my mammy used to make. Scene 6. -tSimon Legree has come to collect the mortgage and the St. Claires are not prepared to meet it. Little Eva who has had much compunction for her former actions, and to help our story has very kindly agreed to save the day.7 With a dramatic gesture, she cries, Give me just 24 hours and your accursed mortgage Will be paid. And with that she grabs her hat and coat and rushes out of the house. Scene 7. The St. Claire home. Enter Simon Le- gree at three minutes before the appoint- ed hour. Little Eva has not arrived and the St. Claires have given up hope. Just three minutes more and this plantation is mine. But at this moment a wild siren is heard and 'the screeching of brakes as a large limousine rolls up to the door. Lit- tle Eva enters with breathless haste- You are saved my dear people from this viper. Here is your :B1,000. Never darken this door again. Simon Legree mutters, Curses, foiled again. As he turns to go out the door Uncle Tom. whispers to Sambo and Quirrvbo, Now boys and they each hand him a lemon. tExit Simon Legreej All:- Tell us the secret of your success Eva:- Well, I hitch-hiked to New York with a radio sponsor and he liked my voice and 'got me a job on the radio. SCCIIC 8. Liza crossing the ice. Liza is one of Eva's poor relations and is fleeing from Simon Legree's clutches to join Eva in New York. The baying of the hounds in hot pursuit is heard as they round the bend. At the middle of the river Liza is seen to pause and with a soornful toss of her head calls: Couldn't catch a. flea. Couldn't catch a flea. At that Simon Le- gree turns from the scene but is knocked out cold as a lemon drops from a nearby tree on his head. fMoral-And so all things must came to an end.J THE L. C. I. TATLER 57 PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE Fifth Form Notes: PAST Did you ever stop to wonder what the 5th form people looked like in their youth. We can imagine Jimmy Groves running around like the proverbial barefoot boy. How's this for a description? A shock of blonde hair and an impish grin fboth still very much in evidence? an old straw hat with a wisp of hair peeking through a hole in it, trousers hitched up any old Way and of course bare feet to complete the outfit. We can also imagine Bill Gallagher, the dandy, wearing a Little Lord Fauntleroy velvet suit, complete with ruffles, a cute little pair of socks and of course patent leather slippers. Perhaps he had curls- who knows! Leone Dawe and Helen Mc- Nevin must have been cute little milk- maids with blue sunbonnets and pina- fores. Cann't you imagine them leaning on the gate flirting with the little boy driving the cows down the lane. Remem- ber when Bob Gregory was a little fat rosy-checked boy going to public school. Even then he was scientifically inclined. Ca.n't you picture him pouring vinegar into the blanc mange his mother made for dinner to see if it would sizzle. And Earl Doe. Vlfhen he was a little shaver his greatest hobby was getting gold stars for learning the golden text. There are a number of girls in our form from dis- trict schools. Can't you see them plough- ing through snow drifts in their long walks to school. Perhaps that accounts for their sturdiness today. Eleanor Hol- mes and Daisy Everson were two of our good students in the old public school days. Fact is we were all good students several years ago. So good that We used to act historical skits in playing charad- es. But we have beeter sense now. PRESENT What have We here? We see Jack Lamb has a great halbit of combing his hair lately. Can any one supply a. reason or are we to form our own conclusions. We see Don Betts, Rioss Abbott and Gary Horner back at school again this year. What can be the secret attraction We wonder. Earlston Doe hasnlt changed much. Stars are still his hobby. Not Sunday school stars, not movie stars but real heavenly orbs. Ruth Langdon takes a great deal of interest in chemistry late- ly. Again we Wonder Why. Jimmie Gro- ves today is one of our outstanding athel- etes. Gallagher is still the class dandy. We know of at least three luckless maid- ens who have violent crushes on poor Bill. But don't blame them. Vlfho could resist such a sense of humour. And his good friend Stephenson is another of our class comedians. We see Kay Neil is still dramatically inclined. As for all those demure little country lassiesg what a break they got this year with all the fashions now be- coming Mid-Victorian just exactly suit- able for shy little maidens. They blossom forth after four years of retirement, and walk all over us other sophisticated girls. FUTURE I For this portion of the story I am in- debted to Professor, J. H. C., the great crystal gazer. First he showed me in the crystal twhich strangely resembled a gold fish bowl? a -big write up in an Evening paper of Mar. 4th, 1963. It was all about Mildred O'Leary the great Canadian authoress. Remember the first book she ever produced in 1933. Let's hope that this one is an improvement. Then he pictured Earl Doe. Just think after all these years of being star struck hasn't he finally been moon struck. We hope that a rolling pin will never be used to remind him of his star struck days. Now he showed me Dot Fairfield, Jean Lecraw, Annie Kennedy and Verna Ferguson. What on earth are they doing. Oh I see now! If it isn't a Ladies' Aid meeting. Trust them to be doing something like that where there is a lot of talking to do. Next Bob Gregory was pictured as being a prosperous looking gentleman with a round shiny bald spot and a monstrous watch chain stretched across his vast chest. He is shown to be a regular Fal- staff and if any person asked him when he last saw his knees lie would good-nat- uredly answer not since Fifth form daysf' Bob Smith falways popular with pretty girls? is in his element. He is 'tak- ing up medical research work and is as- sisted by seven prim little nurses. Strangely enough they resemble some of our old class mates. Marion Peel and Helen Ingram are pictured as being dig- nified gracious looking matrons. CDid you see them in that play, Dust in the Eyesj. That is exactly how they are pic- tured in their declining years. Annie Horner is -pictured as being a radio an- nouncer. That almost looks like one of Ripley's specials. Don Dart and Jack Campbell are seen as star members on the Maple Leaf kid line. Marion Hopkins and Pete Dayman were the next ones pictured. They haven't seemed to change much. They are seen leaning over the fence between their res- pective homes and having a nice giggling chat just as they used to have across the aisle in school and jabber about their family affairs. 58 THE L. C. I. TATLER. COMMERCIAL FORMS What does the future hold for you- Life in the business world? Then come along to Commercial And have your future furled. If you want to bang on a typewriter, If shorthand beckons too. Then come along to Commercial Your careers prepared for you. And we have jolly times you know You simply can't get blue Although I s'pose we do some things We really shouldrrt do. But after all, don't think of that For we learn lots, you bet! So come along to Commercial 'I'hat's a move you won't regret. Mr. Lee was speaking on profits and gains in arithmetic. Noticing Osborne Hadley enjoying va. quiet sleep, he cried, Hadley, which are the lesser profits? Sir! he said, springing up, Who am I to discriminate among these holy men? Mr. Breese was most anxious that his history class in junior Commercial should shine as the inspector had arrived and was about to examine the class on their knowledge of History. Who was it, said he sternly, Who ex- claimed in despair A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse! Mr. Breese was anxious until Lloyd Babcock raised his hand.. Please sir, he said, It was someone who'd drawn a blank in a 'sweepstakel' THE L. C I. TATLER 59 HILAWTY. l i..-1--L p1,F. L To edit the hilarity section Has been a novelty to us, We've found out lots and lots of things That would surely raise a fuss. They would give you something to laugh at And perhaps to wail albout too But to get them past the censors Was more than we could do. Your editors, Nerts land Willie The boy stood on the burning deck Eating his curds and whey So don't forget a bird in the, hand' Gathers no moss. Little Russ Horner sat in the corner, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, The little Red Hen said I will , Brother can you spare a dime? The above are written with due apology to Tennyson, Milton, Zane Grey and Shakespeare. Now from the sublime to the ridiculous Miss Adams: walling for number of French mistakes? Jean le Cra,w? Groves fwho h-as closely marked her pap- erl: Perfect, And who said that chivalry was dead. 2700 years ago Aesop said-a miss in the car is worth two in the engine. Depression is just a game of golf, the darkie said: All dat it takes to overcome the depression am three puts . . . putt yer faith in Gawd, putt yer Ford in de shed, and putt yer folks in de field. We hear that Miss Garbutt and Hart have had another falling out in French. Life seems to be just one Hart-break after another. I Mr. Hale Cwhile remarking upon the poem Mari-anna J said that during the day Marianna was at her ease as Sleep was far away from her. iWe wonder why Milf. blushedl. Abbott- I wonder how old Miss Ger- rish is? Dart- Well they say she used to teach Ceasari' Mr. Breese- How long have you been away? O'Leary- Since the wa-r of 1812. Hill: I don't suppose you don t know of nobody who don't want to hire nobody to do nothing don't you. White: eYs, I don't. 60 THE L. C. I. TATLER We pause to inform you that the hil- arity editors of this issue of the Tatler are almost positive of an important posi- tion with A'Ballyhoo or Hush following the depletion of their education here. Funny but we couldn't find anything good enough to put in albout Kay Neil. We wondered why Mr. Paterson was so absent-minded around Thanksgiving tune till we happened to look in the Personal column of the Post. We think the Board of Ed11Cati0I1 should censor Mr. Lee for his inveterate habit of betting on his rugby team as during the game he could be heard shout- ing Get that quarter back, Get that quarter back! Miss ,Clark and Miss Gerrish ought to have considerable in common or else the birdies have made a big mistake. Mr. Hale treading from Macbethl: 'Fillet of fenny snake In the cauldron boil and bake- Bob Smith: Soup's on! Miss Adams Cdictatingl: Grandmother kneaded the dough. Graham fat boardl: La grandmere avait besoin de 1' argent. He calls his girl quisquan-she's so indefinite. We have been asked to draw your at- tention to a new kind of fence post. Un- like the old fence post that had to be placed in the ground this new invention comes with ground attached. All that that is necessary is to dig a number of holes and insert each post with its ground attached. Full directions may be obtain- ed from Mr. Faulkner, the proud inventor. Endicott-I dreamed last nigtht that I proposed to you,-I wonder what that is a sign of? Dot Fairfield-It's a si-gn that you have more sense when you're asleep than when you're awake. Miss Adams: Say, who is doing all that talking over there? Gregory: There was no one talking over here Miss Adams. Miss Adams: Say who is in charge of this class. If I say there was someone talking there someone was talking alrigiht. 2600 years ago Aesop said a hen sit- ting on a china egg would be better off. Mr. Couke: What's a joule Bradford? Bradford: What, Sir? Mr. Couke: Yes that's right, Bradford, one watt. Doing better work in mech- anics this year Bradford. Mr. McMillan: Smith, will you do this geometry question at the board? iSmith does so.l Mr. McMillan: Now if Smith can do it all the rest of you ought to be able to do it Advice to young ladies. Never go horse- back riding with your Kboy friend, because horses carry tails. And girls if he tries to pull that old one about the beautiful lblonde being his cousin, tell him she isn't his first cousin. A Sleep -fto Enidicottl: If you were rid- ing on a jackass what fruit would you remind me of? Endicott: I dou't know, what? Sleep: A beautiful pear. A little bird tells us that McGinnis is going in for 'quarrying 2600 years ago Aesop said miracles nev- er happen to those that stand and wait. You see you can't depend on sparrows. We hear Tripp kissed va girl three times after a hockey game at Bobcaygeon. Too bad, we'll miss Jack! Fred Williams Cto Galagherl: 'I wish you'd stop that habit of yours. Galagher: What habit? Williams: Breathing . THE L. C. I. TATLER 61 Mr. Patterson: People usually feel bet- ter with their tonsils out. Miss Ure: I read that it affects the brain. Mr. Patterson: How many here have had their tonsils out. Miss Adams: Bradford I thought you said you spent an hour on this prose. Bradford: I did Miss Adams, railroad time. Miss Adams: 'What do you mean? Bradford: Stops included? 2600 years ago Aesop said that in the spring a young man's fancy -turns to what a girl has been thinking about all winter. We conducted a popularity contest to find the most popular girl in the school. Owing to the large number of sballots we have not yet completed the counting, however, at present, Woodward is leading Rodman by three votes. Miss Clark: Use the word triangle in a sentence. Doc Williams: If a fish don't bite on grasshoppers, triangle worms. mm Gregory fJuniorD: I have an awful cold in my head. Mr .Halex Well, that's something. Judge Galaugher Cto Bryson in recent Mock Triallz Rfememlber that anything you say will be held against you. Hishon fthe clerk? was heard to mur- mur softly: Garbo, Dietrich, Crawford, Bennett. It is reported that a scientist has pro- duced a new kind of bread which in- spires courage. We understand that a mouse found a few crumbs, ate them and immediately kicked the cat away from the milk. Mr. Couke is so musical that he could sit for hours under the trees and listen to the band on his hat. Brace yourself for this bit. Some of the cadets complained that M.r. Breese drill- ed them till they were bored. Fans did not actually believe that om' runners had burned up the track until they saw the cinder path around the campus. Isabelle Williams, translating Latin. I sing of arms and of men. Oh, gee, this is going to be interesting. And the report comes from the west of the sad death of a cow. It appears that the cow was pasturing beside a field of corn. Suddenly it fbegan to get hot. The thermometer went from 100 to 110- 120-150. The cow was practically cook- ed. The lcorn in the adjourning field popped. Then up came a windstorm and blew all the popped corn into the pasture. When the cow saw the corn it -thought it was snow, and so froze to death. Isn't it too bad that Miss Frost leaves some of her pupils cold. Personally we didnlt think it of her. Groves was on his first trip to the oity. As he stepped from the train at Union Station a red-cap picked up his bag and asked King Edward? , and Groves re- plied: No, just plain Jim Groves of L.C.I. Seasonable? Ceasar mustered his sol- diers, peppered the enemy and took the town by assault. Mr. Hale: This is an excellent compos- ition, Peters, but I notice it is exactly the same as Gregory's. VVhat am I to conclude from that. Peters: Gregory's must be excellent too. Cole says that if you want a good fin- ish for your car stall it on a railway cross- ing. Mr. Lucas fto pretty country maiden, milking cowhz Does your pretty little cow give milk my dear. Maiden: No, we have to take it away from her. Stephenson: Do you know that I think the girls a fellow keeps company with should be his direct opposite . . . blondes with brunettes, and so on. Fred Williams: Well, are you still look- ing for an intelligent -girl? A few on the professor: The professor met his son on the street and said Good- morning, George, how is your father? THE L. C. I. TATLER The Arcadian Grill FULL COURSE MEALS LIGHT LUNCI-IES and SODA FOUNTAIN Fon Homemade Candies Ice Cream Novelties Lunches TRY Home Made Candies and Ice Ceram Igrysonvs Tea and Candy zo Kent street 'Phone 475 Shop THE MODERN FOR OOOO READING Pa.tron.ize Our Telephone 101 45!Q Kent St. LENDING LIBRARY Specializing in all branches of Beauty Culture Let none but Experts touch your MORRIS CIGAR STORE Hair I Mrs. Halliwell, prop. LINDSAY ONTARIO Lamb-Copeland Dr. C. W. Lyons BENSON HOUSE DENTIST SHAVING PARLOR 6 William st. N. I The home of the Student over Gfregorys Dm? Store where we treat them right Lindsay' Oman' HAVE YOU HAD A RIDE IN I COMHIMENTS OF THE 'NEW CHEVROLET WITH POWER CLUTCH ' SYNCRO-IWESH TRANSMISSION 65 HORSE POWER MOTOR Drug Store CALL AT ,Phone 33 F. Kmg 8z Son 25 Cambridge St. N., Lindsay Kent Street Lindsay -Drive It Yourself- Y0ll'll Like It THE L. C. I. TATLERi 6 3 And remember the one who put his cigarette in bed and threw himself out of the window. Then there is the professor who rolled under the dresser to wait for the collar button to find him. Not to 'speak of the one who slammed his wife and kissed the door. Sad story no. 104039387684461 . . . they shifted Willie's grave to dig a ditch. A certain man needed a fresh water supply, so he said to himself, Well, Well, it will be well for me to dig a well. So he dug a well. But the Well did not turn out well. What's more it did not turn out Water. So he dug another well. Well this well didn't turn out well either. Just as tears were beginning to Well up in his eyes water came which was welcome. He called the first well Taint Well, and the second well Tis We1l. All's Well that ends Well. Mr. Hale: Thomas, -give me a sentence with insulate. Thomas: I carry a key because I get in- sulate. Alas! girls are regarding their hair now just like their countries flag. Long May She Wave. While dresses -go 'down to ide-feet.l McKee Cto Hishonl Help me out with this English homework, Jack? Big Hearted Hishon: Sure. McKee: Give me a sentence using the word Euripedes B. H. H.: Euripedes pants, I killa you. Our idea of a pessimist is one who, on going to bed says, Think of itll! Up in se- venteen hours! While an optomist is one who on getting up says, Well, old girl, I'11 be back again in seventeen hoursfl- 2600 years ago Aesop said, Don't give anyone a piece of your mind, you may need it. Somebody said that'Mu1'ray McPherson looked awfully smart Walking to school in the mornings. We wonder- Izz-ie . Not having any enlightening news in our department concerning Miss Dawe we condescend to ask the defunct mem- ber of the Hilarity Staff for a contribu- tion but he quickly assured us that he 'dawsn't do it. And would you believe it, Miss Helen McNevin has turned out to be a staunch supporter of our old song hits. Her fav- 'ourite is Down By the Old Mill Stream. It brings back old memories to us too. Mr. McMillan: Are you thinking about this question, Miss Taverner? Miss Taverner: Yes Sir. Mr. McMillan. I don't think you're thinking, Miss Taverner. I think that you just think you're thinking. Think it overf' Gallagherz- That conductor glared at me as if I hadn't paid my fare. Stephenson:-And what did you do? Gallagher:-Why I glared right back at him as though I had. Miss Adams fto Fred-die Williamsl Your translation reminds me of Quebec. Freddie:-How's that Miss Adams. Miss Adams:-They are both built. on a tall bluff. Mr. Hale: - Make your words flow through your pen. Voice from the black:-Gee I can't even make ink flow through mine. Bradford to Williams Cquite puzzledl- Do the questions bother you Freddie? Freddie:-No, the answers. THE L. C. I. TATLER Victoria College 1836 inthe 1933 UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO As one of the Federated Colleges in the Faculty of Arts of the University of Toronto, Victoria College enrols students in all courses leading to the degrees of Bachelor of Arts and Bachelor of Commerce and preparatory to adinission to the schools of Graduate Studies, Divinity, Education, Law and Medicine. PROF. C. E. AUGER. BA., Registrar. COMPLIMENTS FROM h ii? 1 A it . ij gp 5 ' Q. THE sMoKE Say It F 15 It 'ff' -.5327 K. A 1 . wifi ll with SHOP f y llelfr , To the Great Showing of the V1 4 ' Q Flowers -Ee . N .24 5- L.c.l. RUGBY TEAM in from the Cigarettes, Sports Equipment Cigars Magazin es VAL SMITH Lindsay Flower Shop Warder Office Adams Block Members F.T.D.A. W. W. Hick 8: Sons 'Phonesz Store 176 Greenhouse 102 PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS 64 THE L. C. I. TATLER Mir. Hale- What's on your mind? Campbell :- Thoughts Mr. Hale:- Well treat them kindly, they're in a strange place. Bill Galaugher goes Holm every night. Mr. MacMillan:-'tVaughan, you would like to get ahead would you not? Vaughan:- Yes, sirf' Mr. MacMillan:- Thats exactly what you need. A cautious look around he stole His 'bags of chink he chunk. And many a wicked smile he smole, And many a wink he wunk. We are wondering why Mr. Patterson called his little daughter Aileen Ray. Why not Violet-Ray? Mr MacMillan Cexplaining reflection of light to Eunice Masterslz Miss Master, what happens your image as you approach the mirror? Eunice:-t'It gets Worse. Mr. Hale:-And what did Juliet say to Romeo when she met him on the bal- cony? Edmison:- Oouldn't you get seats in front? Miss Dalrymplex-Janet pay attention. Janet:- Doesn't she know I'm Scotch. I hate even to spend my time here. FRENCH DEPARTMENT, .CCOntinu9dJ INFANTLS PARFAITS Mme Dumont, s' etonne de voir que Mme. Fauvel trouve ses enfants-ceux ide Mme Fauvel-parfaits. -Elle ne leur decouvre pas un deffaut, dit- elle a Mme. Jeannin, sa voisine. Je ne comprends pas cet avenglernent. -Mais, dit Mme. Jennin, toutes les meres sont ainsi. -Moi, proteste Mme Dumont, je vous assure que si mes enfants avaient des de- fauts, je les verrais! VICTOR ET LES ALLUNEITES Jean-Tache donc de me rapporter des One:- Why is Dot Fa1rfield's kiss over the telephone like a straw hat? I Smother:- Because neither of them are e allumettes qui prennent. Victor remonte bientot avec allumettes. JJean-Tes allumettes ne prennent pas.. Victor-C'est bien drole, car je les ai toutes essayees. Matriculation Candidates! SECURE YOUR COPIES OF The James Texts Reprints, Outlines, Keys of Matriculation Examinations QLOWER, MIDDLE AND UPPER SCHOOL, ALL SUBJECTS, -From The School Representative THE JAMES TEXT THE L. C. I. TATLER 65 DISILLUSION A small gathering of men stood outside a tavern reading a notice which advertised the news of a gold strike. The discovery was made three miles north-west of Dawson City in a peaceful valley guarded by large snow-covered mountains. Joy again gleamed in the eyes of all the treasure seek- ers, and again adventure loomed before them. This meant a wild rush to the cold, bleak regions of the north. Are you goin' to hit the trail, Doug?7' drawled an old treasure seeker. I sure am, said a man who by all appearance was only in his twenties. Did you know old Hill was tak- in' his young girl up with him this year? continued the other. Jane said something about it the other night, but she was not certain then, Doug. said. Well he be, was the quick re- ply. Neither of these men knew that old Hill was taking his daughter as a nurse. He had lung trouble and hoped the dry air of the north might cure him. This might be be his last trip. Jane, his daugh- ter, was fair, medium height, ex- tremely beautiful and very devot- ed to her father. They lived on a small ranch and owing to Mr. Hill's poor health, Toni Cristo, a short, dark Italian attended to all the business. Douglas Burns, known as Doug. to all his friends, and Jane Hill's suitor was tall, dark and very handsome. He had been a friend of the Hill's for some time, and was there so often that he was considered another member of the family. However this dark Italian bothered him. They never seem- ed to agree. Doug. had hoped to gain Jane for his own, but lately this other man seemed to be in DALTON WOODWARD his way. 'l he night before the long trek to the gold fields Doug. went to see Jane, and while he was wait- ing, Toni came in. Well Doug. l'm going to go with you, was Toni's first remark. Doug. was stunned. He had hoped to have Toni out of the way. However he did not show his feel- ings. Glad to hear it Crisj' was his only reply. Well l'll see you to-morrow, so long for now, and he left to at- tend to his ranch duties. The next day there were about fifty set out. The majority had dog teams but Doug. and his friend Jim Long were hiking. By the end of the first day they were left miles behind. This did not seem to worry them as they were led on by the thoughts of fortune. Doug. knew that if he made good he had Hill's permission to lmarry Jane, and yet this Italian was with her now. He may turn old Hill a- gainst him and marry Jane him- self. It was a long, tedious journey for the party and especially for those going on foot. Snow drifts stopped their passage. Blizzards held them back, but in spite of it all they trudged boldly ahead. At the end of the fifth day Jim saw the faint glow of a fire in the distance. Either the party is slakening or we are making better time, said Jim. Do you see the fire Doug.?,' Dou. gazed into the distance then turned. VVhat do you say about travelling a while longer? Sure old man, homesick for Jane? Well not exactly, but we might as well catch up with the laggersf' O.K., let's go. The two boys had travelled a- bout an hour when they came into the camp. There did not seem to 66 THE L. C. I. TATLER be much stir, but figures could be seen moving inside the tent. Le-t's get closerf' Jim whisper- ed. 'KO.K. pal, was the hushed re- ply. Listen Doug. came Jim's voice again. Doug, was too near the tent to speak but listened attentively. I'm done daughter. I can't go another step. You and the boss return and leave me here, came the feeble sound from within. NOX No! sobbed a girl. You had better do as your fa- ther wishes. He knows best, said another voice. l'll not. I hate you. I'll not return with you, said the gifl, half hysterically. lt's ..,.. It's Jane? Doug. managed to say. Doug! Doug! came the reply from within the tent. Doug, sprang in the tent as Mr. Hill was speaking his last. 'tDo as I say Jane? Then he sank back. The next day after Mr. Hill was buried, Toni and Jane prepared to go home, while Doug. and Jim made ready to push ahead. 'Tll wait for you Doug. I'll wait till death separates us. said Jane sobbing as they parted. Doug. had poor luck the first following week, but during the ones he did quite well. A large river separated him from the little town, and it was necessary for him to get his .provisions before the breaking up. Doug. was having prospector's good luck now so postponed his trip for a few days. VVhen he left for the town he was completely out of provisions. At the end of a long day's tramp he reached the river, but to his dis- appointment it was a rushing tor- rent. What could he do? He had to eat. Don't cross my -lad, was the faint cry from the far bank, Youtll be dashed to death. Doug. did not heed but hastily pushed a small canoe off the bank and seated himself in it. By this time several old-timers were at- tentively watching from the far shore. Go back! Go back! was the warning. Doug. apparently did not hear, .but pushed steadily onward. He had just reached mid-stream when a large piece of ice hit the light craft and upset him. Down into the cold, icy water he plunged and was carried down stream. How- ever he managed to crawl onto a piece of ice which floated away. The people on the bank did not see this. They thought he was drown- ed, so ,immediately spread the news. Toni was the first to tell Jane but did it with a touch of delight. Jane went into a daze and remain- ed in this state for over a week. All the time she kept talking as if to Doug., but gradually the shock and strain passed away. About a year later Jane and Toni were married in the quiet ranch town. After the wedding they went to live at Jane's home. Even though she had taken the vow to love, honour, and obey Toni, she would rather have taken this with Doug. by her side One late evening a strange man came into the little village. He rode 'up to the little tavern as though he were a regular visitor. He secured the horse to the rail, and with one bound entered the building. Could any of you tell me if Jane Hill is still on the ranch. said the stranger to some men seated at a table. Eh? Jane Hill, I guess you mean Mrs. Chisto. Sure she and Toni live there. Thanks, was the half choking reply as Doug. left the building. He slowly mounted his stead and left the village, forgotten, and alone. THE L. C. I. TATLER 67 Magic-the Most Tremendous Influence in Life! QBy Wallace C. Thurstonj To-day nearly everyone is intel- lectually familiar with music and the Fine Arts, most are well-read patrons of Culture, closely ac- quainted with all that is best from the theatre, the screen, the library but few indeed are those who, ev- en after years of study and read- ing, posses a really true concep- tion of the higher, and more sac- red aspects of Occultism and Mys- ticism known as Magic. Magic is criticized and dismiss- ed as utter foolishness by some people. If these people were well informed, they would view the subjectin a vastly different light. Magic was really the source of almost all knowledge. Consider- ing the tremendous importance attached to it in the records of history, Magic cannot be dismiss- ed with a gesture of indifference. It must be credited with more than just the distinction of being enter- taining, It must be realized that although Magic is now an enter- taining art, it was the origin of some of our great sciences. Astrology is the study of occult influence of the stars on human destinies, which was the basis for our modern science of Astronomy. The Astrological system began when the people of antiquity be- came aware of the fact that God had made these planets as His most perfect works and set them on high in the heavens. Begin- ning with worship -of the celestial bodies and ascribing a quality of magical power to them, the next step in Astrology was to classify the whole world into divisions which were according to general belief under the influence of cer- tain planets. Different animals, different parts of the human body, metals, plants and different countries were des- cribed as under the influence of certain planets. This developed into a very complex system based upon magical beliefs. Within the scope of its magical influences lie many, many powerful factors in human life. Taking the ruling planet in the Leo Sign, the Sun, I will give an outline of its widespread Astrol- ogical influence: An individual born between July 22 and August 22 of any year is born with the influence of the Sun. This person is then referred to as having been born under the sign of Leo. The Sun is the most powerful of all the nine planets, and exerts the strongest influence. Thus the Leo individual will be different in appearance and in characteristics than the individual born with the influence of the Each planet exerts a different in- fluence, this influence changing and varying according to location. time and the position of the plan- ets at the time of birth. From this system grew our modern scientific Astronomy fsci- ence of the heavenly bodiesj, which has released the science of the planets from magical beliefs. Astrology, however, is still with us and is believed in by many peo- ple. It is more commonly known to-day as the Horoscope, a view 68 THE L. C. I. TATLER of the heavens for some particular hourg and has reference to the map of the heavens at the mom- ent of birth. Alchemy, foundation for Chem- istry, sprang from the root of As- trology with its magical origin. The division of the metals among the planets led to the popular idea that the metals were formed by the influence of a certain planet for each-thus if the ancient Al- chemist placed a certain matter under the rays of Jupiter it be- came tin, under those of Saturn- lead. and by the extraordinary power of the sun it became gold. Originally Alchemy dealt with the discovery of the properties of matter-how certain matter came into existence, and of what it was composed. It was, however, bound theorists had it that the spirits in the planets controlled these met- als and the Alchemist was accus- ed of having supernatural and mysterious powers. So great is the relationship be- tween Magic and the pseudo-sci- ence which I have discussed and so closely bound up were they with it for centuries, that all of the secrecy and mysteriousness of Magic clung to the pseudo-scien- ces. When the real Sciences of Chemistry, of Astronomy later developed, they were freed from magical beliefs and given openly to the public. Although secrecy disappeared, some of the atmos- phere of the supernatural still clung to these sciences in the minds of people. Pharmacy, of course, was a nat- ural product of Chemistry and Medicine. Primarily, it was al- lied with Medicine, Astrology and Magic. Then with the final dev- elopment of Alchemy and Chem- istry, it was placed on a scientific root-principle, The Science of Physics-study of properties and inter-relations of matter and energy-cannot be traced back definitely to Magic for its origin. However, the human mind logically argues that as Magic opened the gate-way to an understanding of nature and caus- ed men to search diligently for knowledge, so the searching, at least, for other Sciences-Physics, Optics and others-had its origin with Magic. It is definitely known that Roger Bacon studied the sci- ences and did much to bring the Science of Optics from its rudi- mentary state to greater elabora- tion. Yet Roger Bacon was look- ed upon as a Magician, and Optics was then regarded as part of the Mystic Art. When we stop to take into con- sideration the working out of our great sciences and the under- standing of the world which they bring to us, and then realize that all this had its origin in Magic- Magic which was to the people of antiquity the most tremendous in- fluence in life- Magic which thou- sands of years have failed to des- troy, we are forced to realize that although Magic is now an enter- taining art, it was the root from which sprang most of our great sciences. ' fEditor's Notel Wallace Thurs- ton, a former L.C.I. student, is a gra.duate psychologist. 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