Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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B2 THE L. GL TA TLER Closing Quotations on the Commercial Market JUNIOR COMMERCIAL As student of the L.C.I. A few verses now I'll try To tell you of the Rugby game That brought the L.C.I. such fame. Clarke Seaton is the lanky coach, To him we owe success XI'e're rough and ready from the start And try to win before we part, And when the game is ended, Then to the class we go. To rattle on tl1e typing keys Our budgets, row on row. Our arithmetic teacher is Mr. Lee. As fine a man as you'd like to see. He gets us rattled before we start, But, boy, we know it when we part! XYhen composition is on the go Miss Garbutt is the one, you know, XVho picks you out for a. debate And says Now go and meet your fate. INTERMEDIATE Mr. Lucas. Scotch is he, And that tits him to a T. Curling is his great delight And he does it every night. Elizabeth IVebster: As shy as light- ning. Stella Jones: Silence in a woman is like speech in a manf' When this mighty grind is done Then into the cadets we go- To handle a ten-pound gun you know, And at the setting of the sun Exams ended, the school is done. L. RIVERS. Rivers: Still more fool I shall appear by the time I linger here. A. Winchester: The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts all on a sum- mer's day. I. Hooper: XVilt thou have music? Hark, Apollo plays! Brasier: Out! Out! Ink spot! Hadly: Why hast thou been detained? Rosalie Munt: A bad excuse is better than none at all. Alice Lodge: Dainty and fair as a folded rose. S. lllakepiecez Slowly as a man in doubt. COMMERCIAL she overgua1'ds. Lois Mills: I chatter, chatter as I go. Marjorie XV: How now, by head-strong, where have you been gadding? XValton: To idle, yet get results is a gift. Fitzsimmons: By my troth, my little body is aweary of this great school. Kitty Batt: Better chew gum than be Evelyn Stafford: When she guards superstitious. SENIOR COMMERCIAL Miss Garbutt teaches spelling once a Zoe Gemmill: She laughs until she week, cries. And that's enough, you say: But get her out tobogganing And you'll want her all the day! Lorraine Hutchinson: A very gentle 'beast' and of good conscience. Jean Lake: What is the population of Oakwood, Jean? May Woodley: Shy she was, and I thought her cold. Edythe Taylor: She's little, she's wise, She's a terror for her size. Doreen Pogue: She hears many tales and smiles not. Laura Saunders: Casey at the bat. Carol Newsome: As sober as a judge. Marg. Mitchell: Let me play the fool. Isabelle Way: A peace above all earthly dignities, A still and quiet conscience. By ALICE LODGE, H. MacFADYEN, K. BATT, IVIILDRED GREENE.

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THE L.C.L TATLER 81 The Flying Fifth FLYING ADVICE TO THE FIFTH To you of the flying fifth, who are about to leave the comfortable stereo- typed ways of our school, we send our greetings! To you who are about to go for the tirst time high up into the air for your first solo flight! VVill you be one of the lucky ones to break world records and have your name emblazoned in the pages of his- tory? Or will you be one of the pilots of the steady mail planes. weathering all storms and bringing in your plane safely amid rain or sleet? Maybe many of you will sink down into the quiet state of oblivion but although unheard of, you will be doing your duty quietly a11d well. No doubt many times you will make forced landings, hazardous flights to land upon unknown countries. Some may crash, your success and ambitions shattered. your hope gone. But in spite of it all, above every- thing else, may you keep your ideals! Do 11ot alter your course because of ad- verse conditions but make straight for the goal upon which you are set. Greet- ings! Success to you all, the aviators of Fifth! IT HAPPENED IN COURT! This year Fifth Form had two very interesting Mock Trials enacted before them. In the first, the charge was made against Staples of chicken steal- ing. After the preliminaries fthe Judge could not believe that a person with a head like Staples' could very success- fuly engage in chicken stealingl the procedure of the court was carried and in spite of the brilliant argument of the defendant on the part of his lawyer. Wallace McAlpine, the accused was found guilty and elected to serve one week in the chicken-coop, perching on the top-most roost. The appeal must have been favourably considered by His Honour Edward Blanchard, K.C. ta knockoutb as the sentence was not en- forced. SPEAKING OF AVIATION- Helen- Did you hurt. yourself when you fell? Brenda twho fell downstairs and knocked both heels offb: No I made a perfect three point landing! Cockney Pilot- XVhat's the matter you you, Arrison, 'ave you not took to the hair this marnin'? Friend Harrison- I'm feeling hue, but my nan1e's not 'Arrisonf' Cockney Pilot- Well! If a hatch, a hay, two liars, an hye. two hesses, a ho and a hen don't make Arrison, what does? AND HAVE YOI' HEARD THESE ON Ol'R FLYING FIELD? Mr. Hale tdiscussing storyl: 'tAnd what do you do after the toboggan party, Staples? Staples+ Eat. Mr. Hale- And what do you do after that? Staples- Eat again. Mr. Hale: What is a dappled horse? McAlpine: That would be o11e with a white body and a white tail! Mr. Hale: VVe1l, er- COMMENT Did you hear the remark that we only resembled the Flying Fifth at 8.59 and 1.29 on Kent Street? Pray have that error corrected. The Fifth soars high above all the school. HIIMOUR What is the other form of Olym- pus? Olympia How would you address the chap- lain of the fleet? Your warship, I suppose! BY A. HODGSON, Pilot.

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