Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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eo THE L. C. Ross Hay Hay. the sprinting ace. we own The finest president in athletics known! Florrie Hiekson Her voice ever sweet. gentle and low An excellent thing in women. Mirrizun Hirsh Mirriam in Miss Adams' gown Did put away the darkest frown! BI2llll'iC9 Holmes Silent in two of the languages. Clarence Hooey Much study is wearisome to the flesh. Helen Ingram As constant as a star And yet a modest maiden. XYilda Irvine The love-lorn maiden. Carl James He seems quiet, Yet one never knows. Ruth Langdon Ruth did a fair Portia make But not for her own Bassanio's sake! John McNab Never do to-day 'What can be done to-morrow. Isabel MacEachern She hath a smile That is worth while. Evelyn McEwen Evelyn with her quiet ways Reminds one of the olden days. Frances Mcllnloyle Margaret Mcllmoyle When the teacher looks at one, ad- dresses the other, 'We can't help but wonder if they know each other! Gordon Mackay Laugh clown laugh! Alice McLaughlin Our fair Co-ed. Leonard McNeil - He thinks too much, such men are L TA TLER That I dinna ken ma book. But mind ye I'n1 tellin' ye l'm no as simple as I look. Dan Marley A regler feller. Jim Meehan Jim is known by his curly hair, To keep it neat is his greatest care. Fred Mitchell A chap we welcome back! Joseph 0'Connell He is a man of capacious appetite. Austin O'Leary Never trouble trouble Till trouble troubles you. Marjorie Parkin Prefers the company of girls. Jack Peel He shines best in spares. Marion Peel Her eyes are like the heaven's blue, Her hair is of a golden hue. Bill Reid A well-accomplished youth. Brenda Rich She sits high in all the people's hearts. Kathleen Riches. Innocent maid! Lawrence Staples XVOIIIQII wise! Jack Ross My only books are won1en's looks. Edith Seaton Like Sutton she has grown so tall She raises the roof of the Assembly Hall. :xIl2ll.S Smith Just a real good fellow. Hilda Smith A street angel. Edward Tangney A man of affairs. Bruce Tremeer The jazz artist. Jean Treleaven The Joy Girl. Isabel Varcoe My Best Girl. Fred xvilli2llllS dangel-Ousg' Very fond of the company of ladies. yyemlfql Mcyevin Oscar Hagar, Lorne Sanley, Marion ewny should life an labour be? . Skit-011 Ray Ma,-k Members of the niob. Ye all think I'm crazy By YOU AND ME.

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THE L.C'.L TATLER 79 FORM III-C, MEN WITHOUT WOMEN Robert Gregory is III-C's brightest student, being red-headed. Frequent visitors appear throughout the periods, especially in the morning when Val. Smith and Jack Ross talk over the business of the night be- fort. Wib. Thomas parks in III-C when the teachers elsewhere can't be bothered with him. Advice to the Form from Dr. T.A.K.- You boys must study, as it will be your duty to provide for a home some day. We'll not bother about the ladies. they'll have a home of their own! Mr. Couke- Have you that home- work finished and here, Stoate? The People Helen Allen History is her great care and worry, And to this class she does not hurry. George Beall Tl1o' vanquished he can argue still. Vera Brown There is pleasure in knowing one's sensible. Helen Bruce She keeps her counsel, does her duty, Cleaves to her friends and loveth beauty. Edna Campbell Happy am I, from care I am free, Why aren't they all as happy as me. Grace Campbell Grace is our demure flirt But does not her duties shirk. Judy Cuthbert To do my best and let that stand The record of my brain and hand. Leone Dawe A quiet maid of rural breeding, By nature first and then by reading. Gordon Endicott I dare do all that may become a man. Il Stoate- Yes, sir. Mr. Couke- Show it to me. Stoate- lt's in the form, sir. Miss Adams tto Collison, playing with rulerl- You can't annoy me with that, Collisonf' Collison- Oh, I wasn't trying to. Mr. MacMillan tat morning assembly speaking about good musiclz You all know 'You're driving me crazy'! III-C joins with the rest of the school ill regrets. M. BENNETT, III-B N. BEGLEY, Ill-C I. ERE, Ill-A Reporters. Form Four Jeanne Fee In sport Jeanne has a record made, Yet she's a most industrious maid! Giant Ferguson You look wise. Pray correct that error. Archie Fisher A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men. Lloyd Flack I am Sir Oracle, XVhen I ope my lips let no dog bark. Philip Fraser A light heart lives long. Alphonsus Garvey He never burns the midnight oil In search of useless knowledge. Thomas Gaskell Let me play the fool. Olive Graham ' It little profits that we idle be. Jim Groves I like fun and I like jokes 'Bout as much as most of folks. Gordon Hall In athletics Hall does shine And in tl1e absent-ticket line.

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THE L.C.L TATLER 81 The Flying Fifth FLYING ADVICE TO THE FIFTH To you of the flying fifth, who are about to leave the comfortable stereo- typed ways of our school, we send our greetings! To you who are about to go for the tirst time high up into the air for your first solo flight! VVill you be one of the lucky ones to break world records and have your name emblazoned in the pages of his- tory? Or will you be one of the pilots of the steady mail planes. weathering all storms and bringing in your plane safely amid rain or sleet? Maybe many of you will sink down into the quiet state of oblivion but although unheard of, you will be doing your duty quietly a11d well. No doubt many times you will make forced landings, hazardous flights to land upon unknown countries. Some may crash, your success and ambitions shattered. your hope gone. But in spite of it all, above every- thing else, may you keep your ideals! Do 11ot alter your course because of ad- verse conditions but make straight for the goal upon which you are set. Greet- ings! Success to you all, the aviators of Fifth! IT HAPPENED IN COURT! This year Fifth Form had two very interesting Mock Trials enacted before them. In the first, the charge was made against Staples of chicken steal- ing. After the preliminaries fthe Judge could not believe that a person with a head like Staples' could very success- fuly engage in chicken stealingl the procedure of the court was carried and in spite of the brilliant argument of the defendant on the part of his lawyer. Wallace McAlpine, the accused was found guilty and elected to serve one week in the chicken-coop, perching on the top-most roost. The appeal must have been favourably considered by His Honour Edward Blanchard, K.C. ta knockoutb as the sentence was not en- forced. SPEAKING OF AVIATION- Helen- Did you hurt. yourself when you fell? Brenda twho fell downstairs and knocked both heels offb: No I made a perfect three point landing! Cockney Pilot- XVhat's the matter you you, Arrison, 'ave you not took to the hair this marnin'? Friend Harrison- I'm feeling hue, but my nan1e's not 'Arrisonf' Cockney Pilot- Well! If a hatch, a hay, two liars, an hye. two hesses, a ho and a hen don't make Arrison, what does? AND HAVE YOI' HEARD THESE ON Ol'R FLYING FIELD? Mr. Hale tdiscussing storyl: 'tAnd what do you do after the toboggan party, Staples? Staples+ Eat. Mr. Hale- And what do you do after that? Staples- Eat again. Mr. Hale: What is a dappled horse? McAlpine: That would be o11e with a white body and a white tail! Mr. Hale: VVe1l, er- COMMENT Did you hear the remark that we only resembled the Flying Fifth at 8.59 and 1.29 on Kent Street? Pray have that error corrected. The Fifth soars high above all the school. HIIMOUR What is the other form of Olym- pus? Olympia How would you address the chap- lain of the fleet? Your warship, I suppose! BY A. HODGSON, Pilot.