Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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THE L.C'.L TATLER 79 FORM III-C, MEN WITHOUT WOMEN Robert Gregory is III-C's brightest student, being red-headed. Frequent visitors appear throughout the periods, especially in the morning when Val. Smith and Jack Ross talk over the business of the night be- fort. Wib. Thomas parks in III-C when the teachers elsewhere can't be bothered with him. Advice to the Form from Dr. T.A.K.- You boys must study, as it will be your duty to provide for a home some day. We'll not bother about the ladies. they'll have a home of their own! Mr. Couke- Have you that home- work finished and here, Stoate? The People Helen Allen History is her great care and worry, And to this class she does not hurry. George Beall Tl1o' vanquished he can argue still. Vera Brown There is pleasure in knowing one's sensible. Helen Bruce She keeps her counsel, does her duty, Cleaves to her friends and loveth beauty. Edna Campbell Happy am I, from care I am free, Why aren't they all as happy as me. Grace Campbell Grace is our demure flirt But does not her duties shirk. Judy Cuthbert To do my best and let that stand The record of my brain and hand. Leone Dawe A quiet maid of rural breeding, By nature first and then by reading. Gordon Endicott I dare do all that may become a man. Il Stoate- Yes, sir. Mr. Couke- Show it to me. Stoate- lt's in the form, sir. Miss Adams tto Collison, playing with rulerl- You can't annoy me with that, Collisonf' Collison- Oh, I wasn't trying to. Mr. MacMillan tat morning assembly speaking about good musiclz You all know 'You're driving me crazy'! III-C joins with the rest of the school ill regrets. M. BENNETT, III-B N. BEGLEY, Ill-C I. ERE, Ill-A Reporters. Form Four Jeanne Fee In sport Jeanne has a record made, Yet she's a most industrious maid! Giant Ferguson You look wise. Pray correct that error. Archie Fisher A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men. Lloyd Flack I am Sir Oracle, XVhen I ope my lips let no dog bark. Philip Fraser A light heart lives long. Alphonsus Garvey He never burns the midnight oil In search of useless knowledge. Thomas Gaskell Let me play the fool. Olive Graham ' It little profits that we idle be. Jim Groves I like fun and I like jokes 'Bout as much as most of folks. Gordon Hall In athletics Hall does shine And in tl1e absent-ticket line.

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78 THE L.C. L TA TLER VVanted-Pysiography notes. Urgent. Apply deplorable pupil, north-east cor- ner. Phone 2B ring L,C.I. TEN COMMANDMENTS OF II-B TEAUI-IERS Thou shalt not chew gum or eat candy during periods. Thou shalt not throw chalk between periods. Thou shalt honour thy teachers. that thy days in detention may be few. Thou shalt not lounge in school but thou shalt look a little industrious. Thou shalt not skip periods, lest Miss Arksey phone home. Thou shalt remember all thy vocab- ularies and keep them in sight. Thou shalt not talk with thy neighbor at all. Thou shalt keep thy feet out of the aisle, for if thou dost not, thy teacher may fall. Thou shalt do homework every day. Thou shalt honour the staff that thy days in second form may be few. G. J. The Third Form From the Reporters Note Book THE FORM III-A, FOR THE MOST PART WOMEN How often do we hear-7 The author of this book says it is absolutely essential to commit it to 1ne1nory. So much for that. now. Close your books and pay attention to the board. You better pay attention now, you're responsible for this. Is Green away to-day? Well have some board work to- day. No talking on the stairs or you'll Girls, there's too much talking down there. XVIT AND Hl'M0l'R IN III-A. Mr. Patterson- VVl1y are the days getting longer, Miss Kay? Miss Neil, rather? Kay Neilf Because the nights are getting shorter. Mr. Hale- Are you getting those notes from the back of the book? stay after twelve. Verna- No sir, the front. THE FORM IILB, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN INTEIiES'1'lNG FAUTS ABOUT Father- You were late coming home 'l NTERESTING PEOPLE Fred Burke certainly believes in plenty of physical exercise. He's wind- ing a dollar watch now! lllyrle Mitchell can hardly imagine that a poor worm provided the silk for her dress. I'll wager her mother would be shocked to hear her talk so dis- respectfully of her father! Mildred O'Leaiy thinks a writer ought to avoid the use of long words. Unquestionably. he is likely to waste too much time looking in the dictionary tn, see how to spell them. -I heard the clock strike two. IIIB Fast One- It was going to strike eleven, but I stopped it in case it dis- turbed you! Miss Garbutt- Whats the French for Mississippi? G1'66111 BI?ld?lI'l1ESlDDl!H Miss Stewart- What is disturbing you, Rodman, to make you wave your hand i11 that fashion? Rodman- I was describing a circle to Wickettf'

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eo THE L. C. Ross Hay Hay. the sprinting ace. we own The finest president in athletics known! Florrie Hiekson Her voice ever sweet. gentle and low An excellent thing in women. Mirrizun Hirsh Mirriam in Miss Adams' gown Did put away the darkest frown! BI2llll'iC9 Holmes Silent in two of the languages. Clarence Hooey Much study is wearisome to the flesh. Helen Ingram As constant as a star And yet a modest maiden. XYilda Irvine The love-lorn maiden. Carl James He seems quiet, Yet one never knows. Ruth Langdon Ruth did a fair Portia make But not for her own Bassanio's sake! John McNab Never do to-day 'What can be done to-morrow. Isabel MacEachern She hath a smile That is worth while. Evelyn McEwen Evelyn with her quiet ways Reminds one of the olden days. Frances Mcllnloyle Margaret Mcllmoyle When the teacher looks at one, ad- dresses the other, 'We can't help but wonder if they know each other! Gordon Mackay Laugh clown laugh! Alice McLaughlin Our fair Co-ed. Leonard McNeil - He thinks too much, such men are L TA TLER That I dinna ken ma book. But mind ye I'n1 tellin' ye l'm no as simple as I look. Dan Marley A regler feller. Jim Meehan Jim is known by his curly hair, To keep it neat is his greatest care. Fred Mitchell A chap we welcome back! Joseph 0'Connell He is a man of capacious appetite. Austin O'Leary Never trouble trouble Till trouble troubles you. Marjorie Parkin Prefers the company of girls. Jack Peel He shines best in spares. Marion Peel Her eyes are like the heaven's blue, Her hair is of a golden hue. Bill Reid A well-accomplished youth. Brenda Rich She sits high in all the people's hearts. Kathleen Riches. Innocent maid! Lawrence Staples XVOIIIQII wise! Jack Ross My only books are won1en's looks. Edith Seaton Like Sutton she has grown so tall She raises the roof of the Assembly Hall. :xIl2ll.S Smith Just a real good fellow. Hilda Smith A street angel. Edward Tangney A man of affairs. Bruce Tremeer The jazz artist. Jean Treleaven The Joy Girl. Isabel Varcoe My Best Girl. Fred xvilli2llllS dangel-Ousg' Very fond of the company of ladies. yyemlfql Mcyevin Oscar Hagar, Lorne Sanley, Marion ewny should life an labour be? . Skit-011 Ray Ma,-k Members of the niob. Ye all think I'm crazy By YOU AND ME.