Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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THE L. C.L TA TLER I I I1I1'I11I I l'l1lll1E1l'llll Illl l'll l1llwl1lll ll'l ll Standards of Quality City Dairy Ice Crea m Serverl in lllilllj' 1liii'e1-ent Ways z1t lltlllllllll' prices. Smiles 'n Chuckles Chocolates 60c Lb., All Sizes Brysonis Tea Room Lunches - Sandwiches We Special iize - - - - - In Fitting Y, :'f' Q Ewmlwwnnnv at, lVlclVIULI..EN'S Ivlll-'l'0 the Styles come from 147 KENT ST.lLINDSAY 11I11I l11ll1l11l11l1'l11I11l11ll1 1l'4lHl11l11l1'l11l11ll1l11ll1lt1l:1l1ll 1. lltllllllllll' IllI1'IllI11IllIllIllllliwl11IllI'1Iill11Illll1lllI'lIllI'll' I 'I The Biggest Selling Wrist and Strap Watch in the World 'Bulova Watchesv' XVIIPII you think of getting or giviiig il wi-ist watvli re- 111e111l1e1' that the IIIIICPPID is no llltll'l on il gg-oo1l ti111e-piece than ll'lSHllil 1r11m'11ne,z1111l that the IilllI1V2l is the NVz1t1'l1 that will give you the 1-oi-ret-t time for years to 1-nine a1111l you will Ive 111'1:111l to show it to your frienmls. XVe t'2ll'l'j' il large range at all times. iitlllltl ill a1l11l look ali fIlt'lll. Britton Bros. Ltd. Reg. Bacon. Manager 1l'lll lul 1l1lI 'I1ll 1!1ll'1l'lU 1Il1l,lIlllllIllllKll' 1'l1l11l ll1l ll Il, ll I itil? I l1I1l ll'll Spring-Time Means OUTDOOR SPORTS TENNIS RACKETS BASEBALL EQUIPMENT GOLF BALLS also EVERYTHING IN SCHOOL SUPPLIES The Little Book Shoppe Opposite Post Office '1ll1Il11l1hl11IHII1II1II1II1IHlllllllllllllllllrllrl11lHll1lI1II1lllII1l11 PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS

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THE L.C.L TA TLER 73 great deficiency. When your grid and cinder man comes to dine with you just keep him at a safe distance from the kitchen and with the aid of a Can- ned Cooked Dinner everything will be O.K. Follow the directions on the out- side of the can and the dinner will be such ta difference from the usual ones, that your Romeo cannot help but feel impressed. If the dinner is not up to your expectations, chloroform is avail- able at any drugstore and if adminis- tered in small quantities your admirer will not feel like eating, but by the time you are ready for the dance the effects should be sufficiently worn off for him to take you. Hoping this advice proves valuable to you, I am as ever, ANNIE LAURIE How many of us remember Georgina Walker of last year's Commercial Class? Mr. Lucas reports that out of a class of 250 in Detroit. Georgina came nrst, winning a gold medal for her pains. Keep it up, Georgie! Commercial wishes to congratulate Mr. Lucas on his splendid performance at the curling rink this winter, and hopes he may do even better another season. Good luck, sir! A MODERN CONVERSATION Walking home from school one even- ing, I met My Ideal . Hello Beautiful, I said, Would you like to take a walk? Oh Kay, she said, so we strolled through the Blue Pacino Moonlight along the Magic Highway . Under the spell of a kiss, I waxed eloquent and told her a Cheerful Little Earful including many Little W'hite Lies. I said, You're My Secret Passion, My Love For You will not la-st Over- night but Always even When Your Hair Has Turned To Silver. I will not regard you as having been Just a Gigilo . but as My Blue Heaven I will always think of you as the Sweet- heart of My Student Days. But she replied, You're Driving Me Crazy, with all your love talk, I Ani Only Passing Time With You. So Walking My Baby Back Home I was Blue Again. W.B. L. C. I., 12!2!31. Dear Annie Laurie:- Unlike many that I have heard talk- ing about the perfect girl they know, I have never met a perfect girl. My birth- day is Feiiruary the 29th. How many years will I have to wait until I shall meet Her? Yours in expectation, LEE P. YEAR. Dear Lee P Year:- How can I answer your query when you don't even tell me how many birth- days you have already had? Why worry about your age when your happiness is at stake? However, I suggest that you celebrate your birthday one day later, and then I leave the time that you must wait to your own judgment. From girls I have heard that the perfect girl can only appear before a perfect boy! Your friend, e ANNIE LAURIE. THE FROST When hills and fields are powdered white, And bitterly cold the northwind blows, Upon the window in the night A fairy garden grows. Here lilies that no hand hath sown, Bloom white as foam upon the seag One little breath their beauty's gone- Oh may they not be marred by me. MARION PEEL IV. A BAISYS SMILE A tear Is wiped awayg and soft A sigh escapes a motl1er's lips: Her child, Sweet in it-3 cradle, little knows The pangs within the lllOtl16l S heart That tear has -caused. A smile- And little dimples g10W3 The mother, strangely stirred, clasps close Her child. She seeks to fully understand What holy beauty of love is in A baby's smile. ALICE E. HALL. Johnston:-- That swell looking girl is dead from the neck up! McLean:- Well, she can bury her head in my arms any time!

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