Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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THE L. C.L TATLER 69 THE EXCHANGE The Tatler acknowledges with thanks the following niagazines that it has had the pleasure of placing 011 its exchange shelf this year. IVe greatly enjoyed reading these publications and wish to con- gratulate the respective editors on their successful hooks. The school appreciates the generous praise accorded previous issues of The Tatlcr and invites your UUIIIIIIQIIIS on this vear's magazine. I11 reviewing' The I'IXl'llill1Q.l'0 we find that some of the departments in the inagazines show marked iniproveinent over other years. The Literary section with its poetry coluinns is coininendalrle. with a large amount of surprisingly good work. The school activities are well writ- ten and the increases in the nuinlner of pictures shows to advantage in lllzlllj' hooks froin the larger schools. Most ot these hooks niav boast an admirable French Ilepartinent illlll have inspired us to introduce a few pages of French humour into our own inagazine this vear. Never before. in our opinion, have the Ililarity colunins equalled those of this veal- and we congratulate those schools that had a splendid section of original jokes H1111 classroom fun. IYe hope that this iniprovenient and develope inent will continue and spread to other departnients to raise the standards of scholastic journalism. IYe are pleased to add several newcomers to our exchange. It is always a pleasure to nieet 11ew friends. To you and to our older meni- liers we say Colne Again. VOX L3'C'Pi CCH'f1'a1 C. I-, HHIHUIOII Torpedo-Central High School of Specula Gaitonia-Galt C. I. 8: V. S. The Screech 0wlgBowrnanville H. S. Lalupatlion-Delta C. I., Hamilton Analecta-Central C. I., Calgary, Alta Actra Nostra-Guelph C. I. 8: V. S. The 0raclefSouth London C. I. The Times4Kingston C. I. The Elevator-Belleville C. I. 8: V. S. The Grumbler-Kitchener 8: Waterloo C. I. Northland Echo-North Bay C. I. The The Review-Trinity College, University Toronto. Vulcan-Central Technical School, Vox Collegiensis-St. Catharines C. 1. Toronto. 32 V- S' The Collegiate-Sarnia C. I. 8: V. S. Harhord Review-Harbord C.I. Toronto The CoIle,f:,ian-Stratford C. I. QQ V. S. The Muse-Malvern C. I., Toronto The Reveille-Riverdale C. I., Toronto The H0WW'l9l -N0Ft11 T0!'O11t0 C. I. The Parkdalian-Parkdale C. I. Toronto The Blilgllixt-J31'ViS C. I-. Toronto XYindsor-XYalkerville Technical School Oakwood Oracle-Oakwood C. I. Toronto. The Twig-University Toronto Schools Conning TOXVCI'-'XVQSIOII C. I. 8: V. S. The The Magazine-IVindsor. Lantern-Bedford Road C. I., Sas- katoon. Sask. New Era-Brandon C. I. 8: V. S. The He1'r110S-Humberside C- I. The XVolf Howlgsuabury C. I. .sg V. s. Lux Glcbana-Glebe C. I.. Ottawa The ReporterfVVellington Girls' Coi- Allaboutus-Stamford C. I. and V. S., Niagara Falls. lege, IVellington, N. Z. The Peptimist-Mimico High School. RfhVif'W'L0Hd0H Central C. I. Arghsy XVeekly-Mt. Allison, N. B. Acta Llldi-Oshawa C- I- The Monocle-Simcoe High School The Echoes-Peterboro C- I. The Year Book-Paris High School The Lantern-Sir Adam Beck C. I., London. Eastern Echo-Eastern High School of Commerce, Toronto. Albert Alibi-Albert College, Belleville The Collegian-St. Thomas C. I. Sz V. S. The Commerce, Toronto. Acta, Yictoriauna- Victoria Toronto. The Year Book-Scarboro Collegiate. Acta Xepeana-Nepean High School, Vlfestboro, Out. College,

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70 THE L.C.L TATLER Annie L. C. I. February 7th, 1931. Dear Annie Laurie:-- You have been recommended to nie, as a very good person to go to with any trouble, and so in despair I ask your advice. I am a recent comer, and do not like girls, no matter how beautiful or clever they may be. But as soon as I arrived, I was beseiged on all sides, in class, out of class, everywhere. These girls, whose intentions may be good, seem to think that it is time l have chosen one of them as a favorite. I cannot, it seems, look at one but what she catches the glance and the next time I see her, on the street perhaps, I get the most delicious smile and -Oh hello. It seems to me now that I have a li11e like that which would reach from here to San Francisco! They do every- thing to attract my attention and if I do take notice the fortunate lady flashes -a triumphant smile at the others and acknowledges my kindness with an in- vitation to a tobogganing party or other function at which she knows I'll have a wonderful time! And if perchance I am tempted to accept and attend with her, I find that in shorter time than I could have imagined that fact has been broadcast and I am expected to con- tinue. I have no time nor desire to be- come friendly with any of them and to have a number on my trail, like some of my comrades, is distressing. I hope that you will be able to tell me how to escape as my future peace of mind rests upon it. You are a lady yourself, and therefore should under- standg and you have the honor of being the only lady I have ever consulted. Trustfully, INNA FIX. L. C. I. February 10th, 1931. Dear Inna Fix:- Your position is certainly a trying one and though I -should be very SOl'l'y to tell you to be rude, yet I feel your case is hopeless, unless you pay no at- tention whatever to these frivolous girls. Never smile, when they look -at you, but appear to be far 1no1'e interest- ed in your book, your latin grammar for instance. And if you find your mind wandering back to the fair one, follow the advice of the illustrious Dr. Barker and shout to it 'Tome back! Come back! lf at tirst this is little effective you may be alarmed when you look up and meet her pretty smile again but immediately grin, as if your mouth autriie were in contact with a green sour apple, lower the angle of elevation of your head and retreat into the mystery of your book. If they speak to you dis- guise fair nature with hard-favoured rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect. Follow this advice and I am sure that they will leave you in peace and with Dr. Barker's conviction you may antici- pate a higher percentage! Kindly let me know the result of this advice, Your friend, ANNIE LAURIE. L. C. I. February 12th, 1931. Dear Annie Laurie:- A great problem confronts rne and the thought that it concerns four-hun- dred and ninety-nine others in the school gives me courage to ask the question in your columns in The Tat- ler. You know how it was this year, last year it was the same, and now with the Juniors coming along I feel a 'crisis is at hand! The time has come when I must have some experienced person's judgment on this very important ques- tion, the contemplation of which has caused me many nights of restlessness and corresponding days of anxiety. Dear Annie Laurie, this matter is of vital importance. By it many 'homes have been upset, so you see I am not alone concerned and the whole school is in- terested. I know I am asking a great deal of you, Annie Laurie, that it will cause deep thinking while deciding. Please lay aside all personal feelings and tell me from the bottom of your heart, will the senior rugby team ever amount to anything? Yours hopefully, RUG. B. FAN. L. C. I., February 13th, 1931. Dear Rug. B. Fan:- I found your letter most interesting because I had not known such interest was manifest in the rugby team. Take hope, Rug, this year's Juniors will be next year's Seniors, do not despair be- cause they appear to take off the mantle of good rugby when they put on that of Upper School students! Join the rest of the interested students in cheer- ing the boys along next season. But take my advice and spend your leisure moments thinking about your home- work instead of such trifles. Yours truly, ANNIE LAURIE.