Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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THE L. GL TA TLER B9 To give to small brother to sit on while playing at piano. inlay be occasionally used for purposes of study.j It was suggested that if we were to repeat the jokes thrown on the slide at some of our morning assemblies, our Seottish students would be able to laugh. ll'IIO'S IVIIO Jfr. JIneMillan our lender true. Thro',thii-If and thin will see us through! In .-llgehrn and problems too, Dr. Kirkennlzell h'lI0'l1'N ivhat tn do: In the History of our lnncl. Fair Miss Corkery takes her stumlj Sometimes Mr. Luens spotters ink, But 'every night he's ut the rink! For reasons that are obvious, Miss Adams teaehes French to us: Our English eonzes from Mr. Hale .-infl with his help we shouldnt failg Jlixs Gerrish. fair as fair ran lie. Dues 'l1'IlII!Ifl'N with Latin poetry: Through Mr. Vonke we learned to sing- You ought to hear the rafters ringrg lVhiIe aiding you in Junior JIuth's Miss Stezvurt adds ll fra' yoorl luughsj Miss Garhntt teuelms German hrre. Nor do we flare to talk for fffll'-J' lI'e have to learn hefore we die The Lutin taught by Miss MeKuy,' Mr. Patterson eun't he beat For lending you through sound and heatj 1. ll'e must he careful with Jliss Clarke For fear we- mteh an ignition .wprzrkq Geography and knowledge sound, Miss Dulryznple imparts around.: C'onunon Sense and his-tory Does Mr. Hreese divulge freely: Lust hut not least eornex fair Jlr. Lee, Small and young though he may he,- Onr busy secretary knows Who each one to the office goes: lVith care and patience all sincere Eurh one does his duties here. M'. IV. T. When macaroni grows on appletrees, And Sahara sands are muddy, When cats and dogs wear overshoes, Thats when I like to study. Miss Dalrymplez Now have we mis- sed any important places? Jean Lake:-tfrom Oakwoodl Yes, Oakwood. If you don't like these little jokes And- their dryness makes you groan, Just eall around oeeasionally WVith some good ones of your own: But XVe hope that you've enjoyed them As we tried real hard to please. Next year there'll be a Tatler XVith more bright ones like these. TITHONUS IN THE PALACE OF THE DAWN ln the beautiful. gliininering halls of lios, with their sparkling and embellished sheens, roams a silent and gloomy figure. Hob- bling' listlessly about. with stooped shoulders, from one gorgeous room to another, he presents a morbid pie-ture of misery. Vomplete de- spair is depia-ted on the old faee, with its myriads of wrinkles, hol- low eheeks. and long' white hairs. Suddenly a faint perfume comes to his sensitive nostrils, bringing with it a far-away look, into the eyes now su11ke11 Hllli dimmed with age. and beautiful memories of another time long ago, when Aur- ora and ne were young' lovers on Earth. He was beautiful then, but IIUXV he is ugly, and as Aurora passes by with her impatient team, a happy smile lights up her beau- tiful faee, while Tithonus is left alone. with eyes iilled with tears. IIONV more unhappy and l01lQly than before. F. XVEIR, V. Marg.:- Well, what shall we do to- night? Val.:- Oh! Let's think hard-- Marg.:- No, let'-s do something you can do too. Dr. T. A. K.:- If you subtract 14 from 116 whats the difference? Betts:- Yes, I think it's a lot of foolishness too.

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as TH L. C. I. TA TLER Ilarrietield Cadet tto L.C.I. Ca- det shaving outsidel: Do you al- ways shave outside? Our Soldier Boy: Of course, what do you tl1i11k I am. fur- lined? lsohel lYarren: XVhat makes the tower of Pisa lean? Mirriam Hirsh: I don't know or I'd try it myself. Mr. Hale: lVhere is the climax of a story? Mary S.: Just where it says 'To he 1-ontinued'. Romeo: i.Speak, oh speak just those words that will mean heaven for me. Juliet: Aw, go out and shoot yourself. Miss Adams: Really, Croft, your handwriting is something terrihle. You must leam to write better. Croft ltliouglitfullylz If I did that, you'd he linding' fault with my spelling. llortor lto Seaton who is feign- ingg' sit-lil 2 There is nothing wrong with you, young man. Your pulse is as regular as clock-work! Plarke: XVell, what do you ex- pert? You've got hold of my wrist watch I Driver: I wasn't going forty miles an twenty I Jutlggez Steady now, or you'll be i11to something! the llilarity of our Ex- change:- hour, nor thirty, nor even ha lliilllg' From Uassin: Gotta chew? Hit-ks: Xaw, I do it of my own accord. Student Boarder: The-re's a hair i11 1ny apple pie. Landlady: TIl2If'S funnyg the grocer told me distinctly they were Iialdwinsf' -Sarnia Collegiate lYhen the donkey saw the zebra, lle hegan to switch his tail, YVell. I never, was the C0lllll1G11iA, Saw a mule that's heen i11 jail. -Tillsonburg Tatler Mr. Rigshy:- Maple syrup, where are you gtellllgqu Jode: lYhy the sweet name? Mr. Rigshy: Oh, just a kind ol' sap. Mr. Gore: This soup isn't so had. lbr. Mackey: No, but they say it's eoffeef' -tfentral Tech Vulcan 'Say, this match won't light. Whatsmattei-? 'I dunno: it lighted all right a minute ago. L L Il'ere's one of a Scotsman who perfumed all his paper money and so added a st-ent to every dollar. - Speeula Galtonia A lvlotter is tl1e thing' you look for while the ink-hlot is drying. tlbefinition i11 an exehangej. I Some Practical Uses for Text Books. To put under the leg' of a lop-sided tahle. A nerktie press 4Modern History preferredl To throw at juniors when other? weapons' are not in reach. To carry mail in when it rains. To provide several clean sheet for cartooning teachers, etc. To screen you while you take a manicure in class.

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CLOTHING AND 90 THE L. CI, TA TLER The people who have ac-hieved, who have become large. strong. vig- : orous people, who have reduced their infant moltalitv, who have the best 5 trades in the world, who have an ElDDI'E'f'I2ltIOI1 of art, literature and music , and who are progressive in science and in every at-tivitv of the human in- it tellect. are the people who have used milk and its products 1ilJei'ally. !D1'. 2 Mt-Collum of Johns Hopkins I'nive1'sitv. DRI ORE MI BE S URE IT IS PASTE URIZED Lindsay Creamery Limited PASTEURIZED MILK AND CREAM llll 5 I I SERVICE I p A. J. MCBRIDE T p A v I We Specialize in The Hcoffefgen Shoe See the new College Shoes for E 1 young ladies. Smart. snappy styles - fill' SIFQGI XYl:'21l'. The new Step-in pninps are very 5 dlessv for afternoon and evening Q wear. 3 l'I-iced from - 353.75 TO 554.50 R. NEILL Ltd. FURNISHINGS FOR YOUNG MEN Vlnll Sweaters, -Ielsevs, Crests, vtv., nuule to orller. any style or color. A. J. MQBRIDE ll I I'I.1I'.Il:Il IlIl.Inll1Il,Iimlrm:InI:lIlilllIllIl1I:lIl:Il-Iuulzlzi 1If:l.Il4I..I lIllIllInIllIllIllInIllIl Ilrll I I I I I I I Ill I lllllllll PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS