Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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THE L. C. One: l'111 lost. Is there any 1'QWil1'tl AV2llltlE'1'lllg' M1-Alpine: out for you?' AV2lI14lt'l'Il1gl' One: Xo. M1-Alpine: lost. Then j'tlll.1'G still Mr. 'Lucas lto student 1-u1111i11Q at 1.30 i11 11111112 What do you tl1i11k tl1is is, il 11106 L'0lll'S0?N f't1ll1ll191'Clill Student: No, sir. il eo111111e1'ei:1l eourse. Smith lin l'9Sl'2llll'2IllIlf My Con-oa1's Cold. XYa1it1'ess: Put U11 your hut then. MeAlpine: Are you tl1e fellow who rut lllj' hnir last time? l'iill'll9l'Z I tlGl1't think so. I've only been here four Il10lllllS.u First FU1'll191'I Give IIIC 2111 ex- illlllllk' of an i111z1g'i11a11'y SlPll91'0l1l.u Peel Y.: A l'0USIPI'YS Mr. I,Htflt1'S0llZ 'qvllilf is the inatter, tltllllf Yull know the ques- tio11? liverson: Yessuh, but I tltlllll know the i1W11Silll.N t'ute young thing' tpointing to signyz Fine for lDill'lilllg'.N Said Jar-k Ross: I'l1 say it is. Ulll' Ililarity Iiditors were very 111u1'h afraid some one might sugg- gest L'll2'lllg'lI1,2' our lieuding to Maybe Adznn I.1111ghed at These. Gregory: Seems to 1119 thi,-: football and llly head have quite an uitinity for each other. Reid: Yes, they're both f11ll ot' wind. Mr. Patterson tKVOl'lil1lg' at C0111- plieated drawing on lnoardlz 'tXYe will llllllllJ91' tl1is side with fig'- uresf' L TA TLER 87 XY111-1-ied Student: IIow did he l1llll1llt'l' tl1e other? First Girl: I think he's siinply wonderful. Second Girl: I tlllllli he's won- derfully simple. L11111b: XYl1z1t ure ytlll XYl'lflllg?u Thurston: A joke. Lilllllil Give her lllj' love. Teacher: Are you the teacher i11 tl1is f01'lll?u Pupil: No, sir. Te111-l1er: Then dont he sueh .1 silly t,lllfft'l'.N Tl1is is just about tl1e height ot politeness: KINIJLY KIGICI' YOVR HANDS OFF TIIIS XVIHI-I IT CARRIICS 20,0110 VOL'1'S. THANK YOIY Yisitor tat rugby gamer: Suv who are you 1bllSlllllg2j?u Fresh hYGllllg'Sil'l'I Wh:1t's your nz1111e? Now I lily 1119 1lHW11 to sleep. The leetul-e's dry, tl1e subjects deep. If l1e should stop before I wake Give 111e 21 poke for goodness sake. Miss Adams 1di1-t11ti11g' se11- te11ees1: 'qvllilf is tl1e grealtest river in F1'ill1L'P?N Stephens tzlsidebx Seine, Miss Adams: If yo11 yvere. you wouldn't talk so lIllIt,'l1.u Miss Clarke: tQ'1111 you tell lllt' where Cl9V9lillltl is? lfhikerz Yes, they'1-e lllilylllg' I'ittsl1u1-g this ilfI6l'll0O1l.N Marley: So you're lllllllljtfl' 13 on tl1e rugby fPilll1. Jim? Groves: Yes Marley: How odd!

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86 THE L. CL TATLER Collegzore Students 2 Take Advantage of the l'p-t0-th0- E Minute Service at O,Neill and Pattersolfs -TONSORIAL PARLOIVRS- KENT ST. - - - LINDSAY STUDENTS E XVill do well to give us a trial when in need of anything in DRUGS. SUNDRIES TOOTH PASTES, 2 TOILET ARTICLES. ETC. XVS handle only the best in every line. lVIERCER'S DRUG STORE Morris' Cigar Store MAGAZINES AND PAPERS i'iEiQQQ1igX.i 15glLQQ1'Q.Q' Evvi-ytliiiig for tlw Hit-ycle Fine Mavliiiiv lVo1'k G. W. Shepherd . 'C fg- .. ' '- E'-U'-Zi.. 53. 'V-353255. 3 4 f A . xf-My lf 'Say It Wz't12 Ffowevsn front the Lz'ncz'say Flower Shop Note- our Now A4l4h'eSS NVEIITTPI' Otfiw. Adams lllovk Alt-'lllllt'l'S F.T.ll.A. W. W. I-lick 8: Sons Plionvs: Stow ITG Hl't'P11ll0llS6' 102 'I'Illtl'il'l'! I l'l'll llll I I IMI 'Il I IVIHIT l'll'lIilE lllilllllllllllllllllllhlllll Illlllll-llll Boxall Sc Matthie Ltd. Yah- Hzu'du'zu'e, Lowvi Bros. Paints, Brantford Roofing, Happy Thought Stoves, Sunshine Fllrnm-vs. Gurney Electric- Ranges, ,lifeary Punips, Port Hope Plumbing Fix- tures, Electric XVasIu-rs, l'I3l'dH'2'l1'l', 2 Phone 1197 - - Lindsay Plmnbing, Heating, Metal XYol'k91's. F - 112 KENT ST. - - LINDSAY - I il ll I I I ll 'llillll ltlllllilIlilllllilllllllllllllllllNINEI !'Plillllillilllllllllllllllllillillilllllllll llllllilllllllllllllillliIHI I PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS

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as TH L. C. I. TA TLER Ilarrietield Cadet tto L.C.I. Ca- det shaving outsidel: Do you al- ways shave outside? Our Soldier Boy: Of course, what do you tl1i11k I am. fur- lined? lsohel lYarren: XVhat makes the tower of Pisa lean? Mirriam Hirsh: I don't know or I'd try it myself. Mr. Hale: lVhere is the climax of a story? Mary S.: Just where it says 'To he 1-ontinued'. Romeo: i.Speak, oh speak just those words that will mean heaven for me. Juliet: Aw, go out and shoot yourself. Miss Adams: Really, Croft, your handwriting is something terrihle. You must leam to write better. Croft ltliouglitfullylz If I did that, you'd he linding' fault with my spelling. llortor lto Seaton who is feign- ingg' sit-lil 2 There is nothing wrong with you, young man. Your pulse is as regular as clock-work! Plarke: XVell, what do you ex- pert? You've got hold of my wrist watch I Driver: I wasn't going forty miles an twenty I Jutlggez Steady now, or you'll be i11to something! the llilarity of our Ex- change:- hour, nor thirty, nor even ha lliilllg' From Uassin: Gotta chew? Hit-ks: Xaw, I do it of my own accord. Student Boarder: The-re's a hair i11 1ny apple pie. Landlady: TIl2If'S funnyg the grocer told me distinctly they were Iialdwinsf' -Sarnia Collegiate lYhen the donkey saw the zebra, lle hegan to switch his tail, YVell. I never, was the C0lllll1G11iA, Saw a mule that's heen i11 jail. -Tillsonburg Tatler Mr. Rigshy:- Maple syrup, where are you gtellllgqu Jode: lYhy the sweet name? Mr. Rigshy: Oh, just a kind ol' sap. Mr. Gore: This soup isn't so had. lbr. Mackey: No, but they say it's eoffeef' -tfentral Tech Vulcan 'Say, this match won't light. Whatsmattei-? 'I dunno: it lighted all right a minute ago. L L Il'ere's one of a Scotsman who perfumed all his paper money and so added a st-ent to every dollar. - Speeula Galtonia A lvlotter is tl1e thing' you look for while the ink-hlot is drying. tlbefinition i11 an exehangej. I Some Practical Uses for Text Books. To put under the leg' of a lop-sided tahle. A nerktie press 4Modern History preferredl To throw at juniors when other? weapons' are not in reach. To carry mail in when it rains. To provide several clean sheet for cartooning teachers, etc. To screen you while you take a manicure in class.