Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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86 THE L. CL TATLER Collegzore Students 2 Take Advantage of the l'p-t0-th0- E Minute Service at O,Neill and Pattersolfs -TONSORIAL PARLOIVRS- KENT ST. - - - LINDSAY STUDENTS E XVill do well to give us a trial when in need of anything in DRUGS. SUNDRIES TOOTH PASTES, 2 TOILET ARTICLES. ETC. XVS handle only the best in every line. lVIERCER'S DRUG STORE Morris' Cigar Store MAGAZINES AND PAPERS i'iEiQQQ1igX.i 15glLQQ1'Q.Q' Evvi-ytliiiig for tlw Hit-ycle Fine Mavliiiiv lVo1'k G. W. Shepherd . 'C fg- .. ' '- E'-U'-Zi.. 53. 'V-353255. 3 4 f A . xf-My lf 'Say It Wz't12 Ffowevsn front the Lz'ncz'say Flower Shop Note- our Now A4l4h'eSS NVEIITTPI' Otfiw. Adams lllovk Alt-'lllllt'l'S F.T.ll.A. W. W. I-lick 8: Sons Plionvs: Stow ITG Hl't'P11ll0llS6' 102 'I'Illtl'il'l'! I l'l'll llll I I IMI 'Il I IVIHIT l'll'lIilE lllilllllllllllllllllllhlllll Illlllll-llll Boxall Sc Matthie Ltd. Yah- Hzu'du'zu'e, Lowvi Bros. Paints, Brantford Roofing, Happy Thought Stoves, Sunshine Fllrnm-vs. Gurney Electric- Ranges, ,lifeary Punips, Port Hope Plumbing Fix- tures, Electric XVasIu-rs, l'I3l'dH'2'l1'l', 2 Phone 1197 - - Lindsay Plmnbing, Heating, Metal XYol'k91's. F - 112 KENT ST. - - LINDSAY - I il ll I I I ll 'llillll ltlllllilIlilllllilllllllllllllllllNINEI !'Plillllillilllllllllllllllllillillilllllllll llllllilllllllllllllillliIHI I PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS

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THE L. GL TA TLER 85 Long-winded Lecturer: If l have talked too- long it's because I haven't 1ny watch and there's no clock in this hall. Voice in Audience: Theres a calendar behind you. Traffic Officer lreproachfullyj 1 Young lady, do you k11ow any- thing' about tl1e traffic laws of this eity? Fair Motorist: A little. Can I l1elp you? Mr. Uouke: Give a test for ame- monium salt. Gregory: XY21l'lIl until the odor of ammonia becomes visible. Third Former lstudying Yirgilg - IYhat does li11e 3913 mean? Fourth Former: It means 'scale the huge horse'. Third Former: Ye gods, youll think those has-beens would at least have known the difference between a horse and a fish. Betts qto big brother going outl 'tlf I'm studying when you come home, wake me up.'l Miss Adams: Have you written it vet? McEwen: WSOP Miss Adams: No what? McEwen: No pen. Teacher lanswering questionl: An anonymous person is one who does not, wish to make himself known. tlnterruptionj IVho is that laughing? Voice at back: 'An anonymous person, sir. K6 4 He: Do you believe kissing is unhealthy? She: 'tl couldn't I have never- He: You've never been kissed? She: I have never been un- healthy. Alberta: XVas it Henry VIII. that had all the wives? Keitha: No, he had only six. Maidens: I was late because my watch was slow. l'll put no more faith i11 it. lleall: It isn't faith it needs. it's works. Miss Holmes: XVhat does that paragraph mean, sir? lletts lto neighbour! : Appar- ently someone has been following the story. Mr. llale: You spelled this word with two 't's.' You musle omit one. Thurston: Yes, sir. IYhich one? An icy spot on Kent St. sidewall-1 had caused Sutton a nasty fall. llradtord tldllllllllg' upj: How did you fall? Sutton: X4xtwithstanding'. lflradford laug.g'hed. He was still liillglllllg when he reached the school. XYhat's amusing you ? asked a friend. Bradford: Oh, Sutton's a clever fellow. I asked him what made him fall and quick as a flash he came back with 'Xevertheless'. Mr. Patterson: If you are real- ly anxious to see a cell, just Cook an apple a11d bring' meg Miss Hodgson: Apple sauce. To conjugate the verb t'to laugh je smile tu giggle il laugh nous roarons vous splitz ils bustent. Now Everybody Laugh!

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THE L. C. One: l'111 lost. Is there any 1'QWil1'tl AV2llltlE'1'lllg' M1-Alpine: out for you?' AV2lI14lt'l'Il1gl' One: Xo. M1-Alpine: lost. Then j'tlll.1'G still Mr. 'Lucas lto student 1-u1111i11Q at 1.30 i11 11111112 What do you tl1i11k tl1is is, il 11106 L'0lll'S0?N f't1ll1ll191'Clill Student: No, sir. il eo111111e1'ei:1l eourse. Smith lin l'9Sl'2llll'2IllIlf My Con-oa1's Cold. XYa1it1'ess: Put U11 your hut then. MeAlpine: Are you tl1e fellow who rut lllj' hnir last time? l'iill'll9l'Z I tlGl1't think so. I've only been here four Il10lllllS.u First FU1'll191'I Give IIIC 2111 ex- illlllllk' of an i111z1g'i11a11'y SlPll91'0l1l.u Peel Y.: A l'0USIPI'YS Mr. I,Htflt1'S0llZ 'qvllilf is the inatter, tltllllf Yull know the ques- tio11? liverson: Yessuh, but I tltlllll know the i1W11Silll.N t'ute young thing' tpointing to signyz Fine for lDill'lilllg'.N Said Jar-k Ross: I'l1 say it is. Ulll' Ililarity Iiditors were very 111u1'h afraid some one might sugg- gest L'll2'lllg'lI1,2' our lieuding to Maybe Adznn I.1111ghed at These. Gregory: Seems to 1119 thi,-: football and llly head have quite an uitinity for each other. Reid: Yes, they're both f11ll ot' wind. Mr. Patterson tKVOl'lil1lg' at C0111- plieated drawing on lnoardlz 'tXYe will llllllllJ91' tl1is side with fig'- uresf' L TA TLER 87 XY111-1-ied Student: IIow did he l1llll1llt'l' tl1e other? First Girl: I think he's siinply wonderful. Second Girl: I tlllllli he's won- derfully simple. L11111b: XYl1z1t ure ytlll XYl'lflllg?u Thurston: A joke. Lilllllil Give her lllj' love. Teacher: Are you the teacher i11 tl1is f01'lll?u Pupil: No, sir. Te111-l1er: Then dont he sueh .1 silly t,lllfft'l'.N Tl1is is just about tl1e height ot politeness: KINIJLY KIGICI' YOVR HANDS OFF TIIIS XVIHI-I IT CARRIICS 20,0110 VOL'1'S. THANK YOIY Yisitor tat rugby gamer: Suv who are you 1bllSlllllg2j?u Fresh hYGllllg'Sil'l'I Wh:1t's your nz1111e? Now I lily 1119 1lHW11 to sleep. The leetul-e's dry, tl1e subjects deep. If l1e should stop before I wake Give 111e 21 poke for goodness sake. Miss Adams 1di1-t11ti11g' se11- te11ees1: 'qvllilf is tl1e grealtest river in F1'ill1L'P?N Stephens tzlsidebx Seine, Miss Adams: If yo11 yvere. you wouldn't talk so lIllIt,'l1.u Miss Clarke: tQ'1111 you tell lllt' where Cl9V9lillltl is? lfhikerz Yes, they'1-e lllilylllg' I'ittsl1u1-g this ilfI6l'll0O1l.N Marley: So you're lllllllljtfl' 13 on tl1e rugby fPilll1. Jim? Groves: Yes Marley: How odd!