Lindsay Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Tatler Yearbook (Lindsay, Ontario Canada)

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THE L. GL TA TLER 85 Long-winded Lecturer: If l have talked too- long it's because I haven't 1ny watch and there's no clock in this hall. Voice in Audience: Theres a calendar behind you. Traffic Officer lreproachfullyj 1 Young lady, do you k11ow any- thing' about tl1e traffic laws of this eity? Fair Motorist: A little. Can I l1elp you? Mr. Uouke: Give a test for ame- monium salt. Gregory: XY21l'lIl until the odor of ammonia becomes visible. Third Former lstudying Yirgilg - IYhat does li11e 3913 mean? Fourth Former: It means 'scale the huge horse'. Third Former: Ye gods, youll think those has-beens would at least have known the difference between a horse and a fish. Betts qto big brother going outl 'tlf I'm studying when you come home, wake me up.'l Miss Adams: Have you written it vet? McEwen: WSOP Miss Adams: No what? McEwen: No pen. Teacher lanswering questionl: An anonymous person is one who does not, wish to make himself known. tlnterruptionj IVho is that laughing? Voice at back: 'An anonymous person, sir. K6 4 He: Do you believe kissing is unhealthy? She: 'tl couldn't I have never- He: You've never been kissed? She: I have never been un- healthy. Alberta: XVas it Henry VIII. that had all the wives? Keitha: No, he had only six. Maidens: I was late because my watch was slow. l'll put no more faith i11 it. lleall: It isn't faith it needs. it's works. Miss Holmes: XVhat does that paragraph mean, sir? lletts lto neighbour! : Appar- ently someone has been following the story. Mr. llale: You spelled this word with two 't's.' You musle omit one. Thurston: Yes, sir. IYhich one? An icy spot on Kent St. sidewall-1 had caused Sutton a nasty fall. llradtord tldllllllllg' upj: How did you fall? Sutton: X4xtwithstanding'. lflradford laug.g'hed. He was still liillglllllg when he reached the school. XYhat's amusing you ? asked a friend. Bradford: Oh, Sutton's a clever fellow. I asked him what made him fall and quick as a flash he came back with 'Xevertheless'. Mr. Patterson: If you are real- ly anxious to see a cell, just Cook an apple a11d bring' meg Miss Hodgson: Apple sauce. To conjugate the verb t'to laugh je smile tu giggle il laugh nous roarons vous splitz ils bustent. Now Everybody Laugh!

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84 THE L.C.L TATLER Hirtnria Glullvgv UNIVERSITY OF TORG TO FOundedbyROyc1f Charter in 1836 'for tlzegenenczl ecz7ucatz'on of youth in the various branches of Litencztune and Science on Ci?7'Z'SfZ'G7Z Principles. As 111111 uf' Ihv I v1l111'a111-al 1'ull41g'11s i11 The Fzlvlllfy of Arts uf the lvI1iY1'l'Siff' ui' 'l'01-ulltu, Xvil't1.ll'iil Cmrllvgv 0111-ulls st111lv11ts 111 all t'lilIl'Sl'S ltlilllillg' tu the 4'l0gl't'PS of llzlvlwlarl- mf Arts illlil lzilvllvllll' uf 011111111-1'1'11 211111 1Pl'Cl12ll'iltUI',V fu :11l111issin11 frm the sm-howls uf G1-11111111111 Stclulies. VI,iVillif'V. ,lC41111':1tin11, Law 111141 AI91H1'ill0. Sfll1ll'llfS uf XYi1'f1Il'i2l l1'11lIeg'11 2ll'l' eligible fur all llltldllli prizes 111111 s1'l1ul111'sl1ips zxwzll-11911 ill the F111-11lty of A1-ts by 11111 lvlliVt1l'Sif.V uf '1'u1-011111. ill 2111111111111 to 1111- 1111111111-1111s 2lYYill'11S 1-111111111-11 to st111le11Ts 11111-11111111 ill Yivtul-ia. i111-l1111i11g' 11111-1111411 1111111-i1'11la1tiu11 sm-11011112 ships. Rev. E. W Waflace, MA.,D.D., CI111111-ellul-. prof C. E. Auger, BA., Regist1'111'. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IMI11I11l11I1'I11l11l11l1:l11I1l'1I1l1l1I1l1.l1'I1l1fl1l1l1IHl1.IHIIIilI I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS

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