Lindenwood University - Linden Leaves Yearbook (St Charles, MO)

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They say that Every nio For :L robber Under So scare There was a young lady named Sehwert, NVho was sometimes inclined to be pert, She would laugh or she'cl ery, Play tricks on the sly, And was just the least bit of a Flirt. Eva, you know, was once on the stage, And she a rather dark character made, I V But such is life, there is always a shadow, And she indeed made a hue Mulutto. Miss Richards who is very rich, l-las such a t' - ' ' une trying to ketch All the girls -in their room, And with money from home, That she sometimes just al most has its. Golda dear, the dainty lass, We can't ever let you pass, You with your smiles so blithe and gay, You 'are as bright as the ' sun any day. A pessimis Olll' POOI' Sht is ill at her she looks, Eloi ea beds and in nooks- cl is our poor El tie young student N oise SC SC . lfliss Hayes, Renowned for her dignihed ways, Her old chem she hated, Her roomm She's all that I live for S ate she fated- aid Hayes.

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Champion tem ' 115 and basket ball player, Literary editor and Senior hope slayer, W'ho is this bright athletic lass, The President of tl' ' ie Junior class. This is one of the Gi-'tc nice little lady named Sad ie. You know of the sisters named Keller, And when you see one you can tell her, For she's all skin and bone, But the other has grown Till at basket ball none can excel her. : -ef: 4- MFI Our hungry Amos You know is famous, On account of her appetite, , She got the mumps, And was down in the clumps, And certainly was a sigh-t. L . es fair, She and her roommate make quite a pair, She can act like a monkey and make you roar Until your sides split and you fall on the floor, , And then there's that dear little Olive Wlio is healthy, happy and jolly, She gets mad in a minute, 1 But she never stays in it, , That dear little junior called Olive. There was a young lady named Sadie, NVho was really a very fine lady, But when dressed as a boy She gave Clara great joy, This ' '

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M ay Parsons ll ext is our slcex l . ly 1cad, And sl1e hates like poison to leave her hed, But when awak ' ' e at last sl1e gets She makes the Jia 1 no buzz, you bet. Mar't ia, you know, is the college beauty, By tl1e basket ball team she does her duty, She has sl1i11y orbs Zllld golden tresses And in her classes makes good guesses. Such a frislcy young lady called Barr, Who can sp y a cadet from afar, will say All the hours of DO tell, sl1e the clay, This curly-haired maiden 11an1ed Barr. And Ethel too, with studies spent, Too bad she is so corpulent, But just tl1e san1e wl1e11 pictures are hung She acts as a ladder and must be brung. Of course you all know Helen Howard, ' She's not a bit of a coward, She o11ce grew so fat That she outgrew her hat VVhen l'lC1' face with the n1u1nps was be- flowered. 1 Now Marg. is the girl for a crush, If she spies you sheill come In a rush, And for live minutes' time Y , 1 . oull feel quite sublime Then- it's over and you're left to rust.