Lindenwood University - Linden Leaves Yearbook (St Charles, MO)

Text from Pages 1 - 141 of the 1909 volume:

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Qvimmxgm lHf..:'Lehfzrwi1r: QAQBKIIEH, Qin Mhmm 'mmm mime mv xrnnmznfiig Kim: mam' lifgsrrxpmmg 5:11-gmmll lliiiue mm imligfm Trmmg'LHIgiiIgg Hgnllhs Ellyn: Ilgigllgwkn q '1plIhauLffc inn Ikifgne llmm :snub wlkmnm mal? Ups Sknmihkennik nl? iilinmmumaumnh Qizmllmgr, George Frederic: Ayres, Ph. D President. VIEW OF COLLEGE BUILDINGS. xx l' X . , . . dx Jr! I ' ff J ' 't fn ,W Q ' ' - I Q f o l' v W ai l . ll v .-' ' D ' ' 51 x lf' lllllt A Full of laughter, jest and Joke ff fllllll f W ' , if - ! r .fl 2 , Y 5 l 1 l 7 ' ,, , ig. , A lgrvfzurre ln thus book We ve land aslde All our dlglilly and prlde Seen ourselves as other folk College l1f6 has much of fun In splte of hard work to he done ' Memory dwells on happy faces 1 And forgets the gloomy places So pray excuse our cap and bell Q Laugh with us and wlsh Us Well H9 Louise T. Crandall. I J lilac. :Rfk ,g 9VW'9f 'Zf7 ' 'viwwd 'oy A . WF. .A -s if wb My t ' gf, .N gk I A . -K . .,, mi' i ,' In . , so R ,.H!Q.2w. i'tv-W-f-1:..di.,'g' N 'P+ if.-fvr. 'O MARY R. RICE, Editor in Chief. OMA DOUGLAS, Artist. LOUISE BETTS, Associate Editor. 9 HELEN HOWARD, Artist. RUTH DULTY CRANDALL, Literary Editor. MAY E. PARSONS, Artist. HAZEL DELL KIRBY, LOCa1 Editor. MARITA HONDGEIMAN, Artist. NELL QUINLAN DONNELLY, Business Manager. 07 f I -.1 ,' , W W 0 W'- f W K Zwwi MRS. LAURA J. HERON, V ice-President. FRANK L. HORN, PH. D., Dean of Literary Department. JAMES T. QUARLES, A. A. G Dean of Fine Arts Depamtlllent. AGNES GRAY , Instructor in Violin. O ALICE LINNEMAN fLindonwoocU Instructor in Art and Art H istory. GRACE E. IRVIN, B. s. qsmithy, Professor of Science and Higher NIf1,thG1113tiCS . MRS. GEORGE FREDERIC AYRES Qljeipsic Conservatoryj , Prilnzmry Piano. 1 LOUISETP. CRANDALL, B. S. fLindenwoodj, I Instructor in English. ELBERTA LLEWELLYN md QCe11tra1 Wesleyan College and Strussber EMMA J. HAMM B O. whicago Conservatory of Music z Dramatic Artj Conservatoryj, Instructor in Expression. Instructor in Intermediate Piano. ELIZABETH E. PARKS SARAH NICHOLAS, fGraduate Pupil of Mada.me Karstj , Associate Professor of Piano- Instruotor in Voice. MATTIE LOU RICKETTS fThe Sorbonnej, Instructor in Modern Language. MRS. TULA KIRBY. Matrton. v l 2 CORA M. PORTERFIELD, B. A., A. fUniVersity of Chicztgoj, V Instructor in Latin, Greek and Philosophy I I 1 . I i , MRS. SINCLAIR. 5 Chaperone. I I SCENES ABGUT THE CAMPUS. 1 SIBLEY HALL 'X I Ei gggiagf F511-TJ viral .., Xi? . ,,:..:f- ,ii-5-. 1-fri' 'JA A- if -aff' ---:......r, ? Qi W -we ....:,.g,.-szseee f.. -ff P Q f EUUEH5 f f Jr. bg ' pu -r 'w-,fe -E. X ,... . ., 4 f7..?fi5,Sa ':TH ,f.' 1-1-fb . -...H-33.4-:,.:f.Li: LL N - P- . . -- - K, 52.1- 4.-:mv 111'-, QI.31i:F'----ful?-. z --,-age-0 ,y '-,L-Q ,af 'III .-1. ,.,.,, 5? - .. , ,V T.. .,,.,,, ,, 3.-.. 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' LOUISE BETTS, Secretary. MARIE KREBS, Treasurer. COLORS: Green' and White. FLOWER: White Carnation. MOTTO: 4'By Virtue We Conquer. YELL: Hullo, Balloo, Ballu, Ballee Foremost Class of L. L. C. Record Breakers, Dandy Fine, ' Seniors, Seniors, 1909. YELL : Nineteen nine, Nineteen nine Nineteen, Nineteen, Nineteen nine. SONG. Q ,Cfune of Harrigan.J S-e-nfi-ors .spells Seniors, We. are proud of all the get up that is in us- Double dog dare you to say a word Claginji us, , Because it's S-e-n-i-ors, you bet. It's a class that will pass under , any circumstance, Seniors, that's us. H. V. B. 709 i ALICE LIN NEMAN. What did you say the book said ? Straight from the Emerald Isle with an abundance of auburn hair. One of the quiet, unassuming type, with a ready smile and as good tempered a human as can be found, and ne of the few who pays her class dues before time. A iw If 7 I ,4 l D , Q 1' VIRGINIA LOUISE BETTS. Our Advisary Teacher, beloved by all the class. -Always cheerful, ready, and willing to help us wiithvher bright, apt suggestions which have many times saved the day for the class 'of '0,9. X ' A 1 , -X, ' X ,K ff ETHEL MAURINE ALLEN. Oh, I have something to tell you. Straight from Arkansas with all the Southern hospitality you read about. ' Go it Louise, no one can stop you, not even Dr. Horn, when it comes to arguing about Dixie. Always kind and considerate to animals4especially cats. Never was known to be without her lessons. X XXX.. HELEN VAUGHAN BAB COCK. I sure did squelch her . The Divine Carrie whose wonderful playing charms the audiences at L. C. re- citals. The key note. of our subject's character is frankness and she was never known to grant a. fellow the last word in an argument. XX ' .-is X , '- 7 . MARY CLAY. -x I didn't quite understand, won't you please repeat the question? . This is 'the fourth yeai' Helen has safely reached Lindewood on a slow train 'from Arkansas. Helen may be a' sad coquette but she is so good looking and attractive .that we must expect that. She wears bangs beautifully and we can- not help but like her even if she is from Arkansas. x', , . it K XXX fy. CAROLINE ELIZABETH COLLINS. Well I know it but .I simply can't help Ev it. Chairj. Our stunning blond I whose golden tresses are always very curly in :the morn- ing but as the day waxes strong the curls wane. She is not only large in stature but in lieart ,and our estimation aswell. She shines wherever she goes, especially in Military schools. egg NELL QUINLAN DONNELLY. Moab aiah. i They say that the best things come in small packagesgp if so, our Arkansas Bunny is no exception to the rule. She is par- ticularly adapted in the art of making ex- cuses to stay from church. But never mind, this is a characteristic weakness of the witty. 'f,y:f qxNR CLARA LOUISE DAVIS. In Kansas Cityf' The Mrs., of the classi Always busy, always in a hurry, but 'always on time. She hasn't ,yet .informed us what other college she 'will l1o.no.r with her attendance, but we surmise that before long she 'will be enrolled as a permanent student in the school of Domestic Science and House- keeping. A good friend, pleasant com- panion, and.a splendid worker on the Annual Board. ,f is X ix X :- V 2 f' LAOIS DALE. You would have died if you had been ' there P. U., Yes, Clara, giggle and we'll giggle with you. But, who could help it 'in such com- pany. For it is a known and accepted fact that all' fat people are good natured. Has always had a smile for the girls of her class, so we are all her friends. .XX ARLIE RUTH FLEMING. Where is that Belleville paper? Here's to Marie, a good scholar, good friend and the wonder of the class. She was the only, one of us who was brilliant enough to bgiable to quit work nine days simply to have the mumps. She also takes strongly to the stage, especially in the part of a dear simple minister. . XX, J., ELIZABETH LOUISE KEENE. Nope, too hard for me. Our sweet, mild, brown-eyed cherubi never known to make a noise, who be- lieves in the maxim:- Be seen, but not heard . No, she was not captured in India, she is just from East St. Louis. She is a faithful .worker and believes in asking questionsg for instance, What is the atomic weight of heat? 4 S MARIE WANDA KREBS. I donit near care. A charming brunette whose .powers of fascination are undisputed. Louise's sunny disposition has often come to- the rescue at' the Senior table when-it was impossible to keep up with the quiet conversation. She is always known to laugh at a joke, however dry' it may be. If she has ac- complished nothing else she certainly knows how to pour coffee. 5 ' RHEA MOORE. . Oh, I am so tired. Behold Winnifred! Our mathematics shark who can easily crack the baek bone of any example extant. She has tried her best to organize 'a Senior Basket Ball Team but her eiforts will not pull the Seniors from their books. She may be re- garded as our sleepy member but she is right there on the basket ball field. ix . - i Jrz. ALICE NORA MAY RIPLEY. We'11 have a meeting tonight. Stop! look! This tall member is our stately president. She is the most quiet, unassuming of all '09, regardless of the fact that 'she reigns over all the bril- liant girls at Lindenwood. She plays the works of no composer who has less than twenty-Eve letters in his name. ix X i 9 . , , . xii a WINNIFRED EMARRITTA OLM- STEAD. I just never was so hungry. Behold, she who spends more time and money on her clothes than all the rest of '09, But regardless of all this, her idea of supreme happiness is a bowl of apple butter. Although she hails from Belleville, her habits are unreproachable and we all love her. MARY REDFIELD RICE, B. L. She makes me,tired. Oh, pensive nun, devout and pure, sober, steadfast and demure. She will do anything in the world for you- but talk. However, she can speak up, when accosted by her teacher. She is happy with. all things but the boys and from tl1em she flees. . WINIFRED WARREN. You simply must make me quit eating. . Everybody loves Mary. One of the naturally brilliant, always in good humor and she mere-ly forms a line example of mairlenly dignity that her influences are desirable in. every, neighborhood. With all her accomplishments she is not only companionable but is delightful as a classmate. ' 'L .X i X5 X.. MARGARET SCHILTZ. He came clear to the gate with mef' Gifted with that-social accomplishment- talk. . She can talk you intoibelievingyour head is not your own. She can digest a dictionary with the ease of a goat and she is par excellence in what ever she attempts in school and out. ' CLASS PRQPIHIIECY., A tall shadowy form appeared above what had been the resting place of the ghost of the 1909 class. Itpwon't do, said the ghost looking down at the wide crack in the ground, I couldn't wait for the live years to go by before coming back and seeing what the future had brought forth for all the 1909 girls. As it stood thinking of which way it should go another ghost, tired and sadfaced came up. You'1l give up the. search it said, I have been looking for my girls over a year and am now returning to my grave with part of the task uncompleted. The ghost of 1909 having known the class did not continue the subject but asked anxiously, Have you seen any of the 1909 girls in your journeying ? Yes, was the reply and the ghost listened attentively to the directions given as to where one of the girls had been seen. s The place was soon reached and the ghost was surprised td see a large crowd gathered around the entrance to a public building. The doors were being closed and a man was calling through a megaphone Not even standing room left, lecture will be repeated tonight. The ghost drifted in through the small opening of the door and looking around saw Louise Betts gesticulat- ing widely from the platform of the au- ditorium. Upon going closer the subject of her discourse was found to be, Brav- ery of the Confederate Soldiers and Wrongs done the South. Yes it over- heard in passing two men who were dis- cussing the lecture, The cause for which the money is being used may be a good one, but do you really think that cats need a home founded for them ? The ghost passed out and was going down the street when a woman's voice caused it to stop. The owner of the voice proved to be Ethel Allen who was walking with an obedient looking man. They soon entered a house and the ghost found that Ethel had married soon after her graduation and settled down to a quiet, domestic life. The day being quite warm the ghost rested a while and did not reach another place of interest until about 3:30. It was jefferson City, the home of Mary Clay. The ghost passed through the streets of the capital but saw few people as the heat was so intense. When the Clay home was reached it saw Mary dressed as for a walk and looking pensively at a picture of a young man in a military suit. The ghost suddenly remembered that it was Thursday and murmuring force of habit passed on. On the street corner stood a man read- ing a newspaper. Looking over his shoulder the following notice could be read-Miss Lois Dale has returned from abroad where she has been furthering her study of foreign dances, to fill engage- ments in the East. During six months of every year she in company with Miss Louise Keene who has a millinery estab- lishment on Fifth Ave., New York, go South to their bungalow in the Ozarks where they live a life of seclusion, no men being allowed within the gates. So two more have realized their ambitions thought the ghost, but what is this enormous building? It covered an entire block and the sign Largest Wholesale Grocer House in The Southwest, was painted across the front. It was found that the owner was the husband of Alice Ripley. Alice must be supremely happy having plenty to eati' murmured the ghost remembering Alice's fondness for feasts. But these reflections were brought to a close by the appearance of a young woman carrying a huge bundle of books. The ghost recognized the fast walk but murmured Su'rely this cannot be Mrs. Donnelly still going to school, but still I do remember having heard that she had acquired an infatuation for it and seemed unable to stop. A short distance behind her was Arlie Fleming, her arms loaded with text books and note books on psy- chology and logic. As they walked on the ghost gained from their conversation the following information :-Rhea Moore hav- ing made a success of her music, study- ing in Kansas City and being tired of refusingTHE man decided to make that place her permanent home having a bun- galow next door to a certain other admir- er of K. C. I-Ier old roommate, Margaret Schiltz had entered a convent and was now a nun. Carrie. Collins had become a renowned concert player and was now touring the East. As they were entering the University, groups of students were discussing the new branch of learning- conversationology, which was being plac- ed in all the higher colleges by its founder, Miss W'innifred Warren, the famous NVoman Conversationalist. Loud screams from the atheletic grounds caus- ed the ghost to return to the outside again. There were a number of young ladies dressed in bloomers and short sweaters on the field. They were ap- plauding their coach, 'VVinnifred Olmstead who was advising them as to the best methods to use in winning a game of basket. ball. The ghost hurried on. It was quite dark now and in the large crowd it was easily seen that the most of them were going into a theater. The huge colored board outside satisfied the curiosity of the ghost. Marie Krebs, Impersonator. Another '09 girl leading a public life thought the ghost. The next place was Hot Springs and in passing through the city the ghost was attracted by bright lights and music issuing from a ball room nearby. As the window was reached the music ceased and everyone began fanning and moving toward the punch bowl. The dancers fell back to- ward the walls as the next dance began -a graceful figure floated out to the strains of the waltz, her feet scarcely touching. the floor, so light were her movements. Helen Vaughan Babcock still dancing sighed the ghost. The long distance between I-Iot Springs and Ft. Scott gave the ghost time for reflection in regard to Mary Rice, The college senior of the class, I do hope that she has lived up to my expectations . .The river near,Ft. Scott was crossed and the ghost passed into the city. It did not take long to find Mary, in company with a young man who appeared quite devoted. Married, and after all the hopes I had for her, Its terrible to be so dis- appointed. The ghost then turned toward Colorado thinking of the remaining girl of the class. She will be making somebody happy wherever she is. A scene of confusion. rose before the eyes of the ghost. Solemn- faced men and anxious women were hur- rying from one place to another. There seemed to have been an explosion in one of the mines. Doctors and nurses could be seen relieving the wounded men. Near one cot on which lay a sufferer the ghost noticed Clara Davis in the white uniform, assisting one of the surgeons. Will l1e pull through? she asked the surgeon. Yes, with your help, was the reply. The ghost did not linger but began the long way back to its resting place, satisned with what it had seen on its journey and anxious to meet ghosts of other classes and- tell them of the splendid successes of the girls of 1909. ' 3 , 11,1 ' Q? 1- 5'5? 'sX 'Q Q 5 a ' 1-1 '. ff -qi li ,, Eiflzgifglifgffj .. - , .,Q -,,-f--- yf..f1'1- Zi ' r 7.4 - , 'Qin gif 4 i 5 .rn :1 -gi-I. A af?-x i'il5fl'iZ7 , l '- L-U FND5 505 fe X , Hi FA ,U x'S+?:1TF13f ,- 9 a 'fl TF he - TLZL E 0 'We ......,.....t .i ' ,.fff ' mill? gk , -A - ' ,,.'--73::- v,1l-,f- 1:55 q f..,. 'rr' - 1 1-1.---J ., ,Q - --- TIf- ,.-. 5... -Magi? 1,13 wg ,gh , 5 M ef--,,....., ...... GLHSS PO Tell me not ' EW! in mournful numbers Knowledge that perha L. C. does not educate the m'nd, Just to prove 't ' ' A 1 c 1 , Ill point you To th ' e class of 1909. Life is real! Life is earnest! And a credit is our aim, Must keep at it, must have it, But We never crib to gain. Lives of great men all ' remind us, lVe shou'd 1 never kill our time, But, departing earr ' , y with us, Knowledge blissful and sublim 6. ps a Junior Bending patiently and late Over logic terms and syllogisms, Flatly fails to imitate. Art is long, and time is fleeting, And this year Will soon slip by, ,Have your iill of fun and nonsense, For the end Will bring a sigh. Trust no future h , ow e'er pleasant, Pleasant scenes now U ,reet the eyes, Senior privileges are our pastimes, 'En'o d 3 ye' only by the wise. ' In the world's broad field of battle, When a l' c iploma ends the strife, Just remember that ' as Seniors You enjoyed sweet peace in life. , Let us th en be up and doi i 1 U83 .And greet the world with pleasant looks, For our school days will soon be oier And We'1l hav ' e harder things t f o ace than books. W. M. O., '09, f e ' fo it -Q.: . s- -N 'N--Zi..-Q.. ' , - ,. '-' . -., ..- 1154, , kg - ' lwj yup. 1'- ' ' V ,. 'te -wi - i. 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Irene Amos 7' Ruth Barr H Sadie Bell Ruth Crandall Eva Ditch Eloise Eagletoif' Clive Eagleton Florence Hayes Golda Hewitt Marita Hodgeman . amo amas amat. I 1910 and who'll do it now 1910 and who's ripe for a ight now .I Give a rouse, we'1l have rhat game 5 . .despite all, f - .1 1-9-1-0 W 1. - ,A 1 I CLASSRQLL. 4 'S 7 -:Margaret Hogg ' I N elen Howard ' Florence Keller Eleanore Keller . Grace Miller ' May Parsons Ethel Robinson Helen Richards Clara Schwerdtmann. L f 1 Champion tem ' 115 and basket ball player, Literary editor and Senior hope slayer, W'ho is this bright athletic lass, The President of tl' ' ie Junior class. This is one of the Gi-'tc nice little lady named Sad ie. You know of the sisters named Keller, And when you see one you can tell her, For she's all skin and bone, But the other has grown Till at basket ball none can excel her. : -ef: 4- MFI Our hungry Amos You know is famous, On account of her appetite, , She got the mumps, And was down in the clumps, And certainly was a sigh-t. L . es fair, She and her roommate make quite a pair, She can act like a monkey and make you roar Until your sides split and you fall on the floor, , And then there's that dear little Olive Wlio is healthy, happy and jolly, She gets mad in a minute, 1 But she never stays in it, , That dear little junior called Olive. There was a young lady named Sadie, NVho was really a very fine lady, But when dressed as a boy She gave Clara great joy, This ' ' They say that Every nio For :L robber Under So scare There was a young lady named Sehwert, NVho was sometimes inclined to be pert, She would laugh or she'cl ery, Play tricks on the sly, And was just the least bit of a Flirt. Eva, you know, was once on the stage, And she a rather dark character made, I V But such is life, there is always a shadow, And she indeed made a hue Mulutto. Miss Richards who is very rich, l-las such a t' - ' ' une trying to ketch All the girls -in their room, And with money from home, That she sometimes just al most has its. Golda dear, the dainty lass, We can't ever let you pass, You with your smiles so blithe and gay, You 'are as bright as the ' sun any day. A pessimis Olll' POOI' Sht is ill at her she looks, Eloi ea beds and in nooks- cl is our poor El tie young student N oise SC SC . lfliss Hayes, Renowned for her dignihed ways, Her old chem she hated, Her roomm She's all that I live for S ate she fated- aid Hayes. M ay Parsons ll ext is our slcex l . ly 1cad, And sl1e hates like poison to leave her hed, But when awak ' ' e at last sl1e gets She makes the Jia 1 no buzz, you bet. Mar't ia, you know, is the college beauty, By tl1e basket ball team she does her duty, She has sl1i11y orbs Zllld golden tresses And in her classes makes good guesses. Such a frislcy young lady called Barr, Who can sp y a cadet from afar, will say All the hours of DO tell, sl1e the clay, This curly-haired maiden 11an1ed Barr. And Ethel too, with studies spent, Too bad she is so corpulent, But just tl1e san1e wl1e11 pictures are hung She acts as a ladder and must be brung. Of course you all know Helen Howard, ' She's not a bit of a coward, She o11ce grew so fat That she outgrew her hat VVhen l'lC1' face with the n1u1nps was be- flowered. 1 Now Marg. is the girl for a crush, If she spies you sheill come In a rush, And for live minutes' time Y , 1 . oull feel quite sublime Then- it's over and you're left to rust. , My I7 ff 1' 3, 5 'RFQ'- ii, 'M 1-V-U:3Na '- - - xi, 1 -X. 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CLTXSS POEYVY- As I wandered in a garden, Witl'1 its quaint box-bordered paths, Each posy With a world of cheer, Called back to Inind a special dear. A lionny Sweet vvllllil-Ill first caught my eye, And 'tis of Nydia I thoughtfully sigh. Then in the face of a fragrant Sweet Pea, A picture of Gracia, I seem to See. Yes, by the Gilly Flower, strong and straight, I remember Dorothy and her expected fate. A' Daisy dear, with eyes of brown, Is Martha with her curly crown. A Larkspur there is truly seen, VVhieh makes nie think ot' dainty Jeane. I see our Genevieyels bright smile. In the Colden 'Glow nodding merrily the while. A tall and slender Lily pure, Retlects our Gladys, sweet, deniure. Then Pearl with cheeks of rosy hue. Is pictured by a Hose, all bright with dew. And in the bright blue Cliniatis cheer. I see Clara Cordes and Nina dear. Yes, there is Ethel, pert eozguette, Enibodied in a fragrant Mignonette. See, bending in the wind's Wild Wake. . The tall Golden Rod is Serita Lake. Frances and Clara S. with golden hair. Are seen in the Honey Suekle. sweet and fair. Then Eula and Marguerite with dear. jolly ways, Relient the Morning Clory's lllflgllt, cheery rays. VVell, little Louise, with your gentle repose. Seeins shadowed to me in the dainty Primrose. So, Hazel and llflyrna. with brown hair and eyes. Your pertness and sweetness the Pansy revives. In the lVater Lily lying close to the pond, I could see Edith Smith liugging the water-tanli rounfl 'lfhe jolly, bright Poppy, with face towards the sun, ls the symbol of Clara l'elinski's jolly good fun, And little Katrina, with her eyes ot blue, Resembles the Kaiser Blumen's dainty hue. In the Sweet Allysm growing close to the ground, An iniagefof Albertine is eertainly found. A bunch of Lady 'Presses blown in the air, Are likened to Fay's and Elenore's long liair. . A picture of Nan and Dot. S. in basket ball ,I found in the Sunflower, strong and tallg Bessie, with eyes of deepest blue, ls shown by the Violet steeped in dew. Of two more blue-eyed maidens our roll will tell, And Anna and Bertha recall the Blue Bell. So. last,hu1, not least, dear Onia, loved by the whole lot. Your image is written in Forget-Me-Not. So, thus I mused till twilight fell. But now of memories no more I'll tell. So, friends to whom this book may pass, Remember us all of the Special Class. SPECIAL JOKES. lfVhy is Bessie Carson so anxious for May to come? It will bring the Roses,'. Mrs. Crandall in Rhetoric-Serita! lfVhat iigures of speech are we studying? Serita-Daniel Boone. Nydia thought she could read Shake- speare correctly. Taking the part of Caesar in Julius Caesar she came to the following words: Et tu Brute . She read Eat two Brutie . Martha at the table-lfVell, Bryan has another chance of being elected in four years. Dorothy-Absenhtinindedly-Yes, Harry can vote then. Martha- Oh, dear, l have lost my little heart. Edith- I suppose you can find it over at S. C. M. C. I Edith+ Do you know, we have the funniest colored darky at home. Question. Wfhy did Genevieve laugh? Carrie to Edith- Has .linnnie given you any Foote excercises yet? Eilllll-'lS3.13Wl1lQ' her foot and counting I-2-3-'fl-le had me going like this for half an hour . l-lere's to the light of l-leayen. Heres to the darkness of night I-lere's to the girls who are Specials For they're all right. Nonsense RHYME. 1. One day Sweet Cottonwood of S. C. M. C. school, He took ai. notion' land his hatj to go upon r stroll, Quoth he, 'AI don 't know where I'm bound, but it ClOCS1l7l1 worry ine, For, if I have no end in View I ean't go wrong. you see. 2. INN: must 'now leave the brave soldier, Cheill stay till we get bztekj, And trace the fortunes of one Clare, fthe other name I laelzj, She lived a mile on down the road, the other end of Which, The brave lieutenant. With his sword, had walked without 21 hitch. 3. Pelinslci sweet, the fair one. I just recall lei' nz-inie. Ylfas walking down the avenue Cyou surely know its fennel. VVhen suddenly she look abroad upon this day so bright, . She saw coat of blue 21. IJ Jroaeh which filled her with delivht. 1 e 4. She quickly waved her handkerchief. was answered in a triee, And closer then they each one crept as soft as any mice. But let us tear ourselves away to quite another scene. And seek upon the long white road, a person often seen. ' 5. It is the ltuir Miss Irvin, whose fume is liI10lN'1l,2Lfil,I', Who's been to get her daily. from her box nailed to a bar, At sight of her the soldier flees, Pelinski hurries in, And thus their tete-a-tete is stoppedg it seems a perfect sin. 6. 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Qua1'les,Dean Sarah Nicholas VOICE. Elizabeth Parks Agnes Grav GRADUATES. Caroline Elizal tl C Je 1 ollins, Piano. Rhea Moore, , Elberta Llewellyn Mrs. G. LF. Ayres VIOLIN. Piano. DEPARTMENT OE EXPRESSION -4-+4- ELOCUTION, DRAMATICS, ETC. 'Wfhose end, both then and now, was and is, to hold the 111l1'1'OC up to nature. Instructor. Lmnm I. Hamm. ROLL. f Lenore Antony Albertine Lakeman Sadie Bell Helen Richards Ruth Crandall Myrtle Reece Hula Edwards Ma1'Que1'ite Stran gways Q. Lois Ely Helen Troupe Ruby Ferguson Pearl Hfiese Levenla Horn Golda Hewitt Mary Clay, Gm dnate. Slmlcespeare Scene from The Elopement of Ellen - -Given by the- ' Senior Class, January 29, 1909. A CHARACTERS. ' Richard Ford, a, devoted young husband, Max Ten Eych, a churn of Robert's, ' Mrs. P. F. Donnelly Mary Clay Molly, his wife, Dorothy Marek, engaged to Max, a guest Lois Dale of Mrs. Pord's-Alice N. Ripley Robert Shepard, Molly's brother, June Haverhill, Linclenwood '06, Levenia XV. Horne Helen Vaughan Babcock V john Hume, Rector of St. Agnes, i Marie Krebs SYNOPSIS. Act I. Act HI. Morning room at Mrs. Fords Eight Same corner in the evening of the same A. M. clay. Act H. Corner of Mrs. Fords garden at five A. M. the next day. PLACE. ' Pleasant Hill, a suburb of St. Louis. THE l7tlCtlNlt6lAN QUEEN, DIDO VIRGIL'S ENEID. CAST OF CHARACTERS 1 A The Prologue ............... X ........................... ..... R uth Crandall Allneas, Prince of Troy ..... f ....... , . . . .. .. ...... A ............... .... H elen Richards Achates, Friend of ZEneas.. .............................................. Eva Ditch Trojans: Ilioneus, Irene Amosg Antheus, Edith Srnithg Sergestus, Dorothy Scheuerg Cloanthus, Olive Eagleton. Dido, Queen of Carthage ....... .......... lV lary Rice Anna, Dido's Sister ............. ....... lt Iargaret Hogg Barce, Dido's Nurse ................. . . .Florence W ithington Juno, Protecting Goddess of Carthage.. . ........ Ruth Crandall Venus, Goddess Mother of fEneas. . ........ Ethel Robinson Iopas, Carthaginian Minstrel ........ .... F lorence Withington Bitias, Carthaginian Noble. . . . . .Katharine Abright Iarbas, A Moorish Prince ...... ..... 1 Xdele Crandall Cupid, God of Lover ........... .... D aryl Sinclair Mercury. Messenger of Jupiter. . . - - - Olive Eagletou Page of Carthage .............. .... C iussie Leak Maid Servant. . . . . . . ................ Faye Kurre Man Servant .............. . . ., ............... ............... ' ...... O ina Douglas Soldiers of Carthage ...................... ....... ..... L i icille Richardson Isabel Gibb Chorus: Ethel Alexander. Dorothy Holtcainp, Hazel Kirby, Cracia. Miller, Clara Pelinski, Myrna Stith, Mzn'ga1'et Strangways, Jean Warren, Florence VVithington. ACT I. Scene 1. T116-Tf0jH11S, shipwrecked off the coast of Africa, apply for aid to Dido, who receives thein kindly. Scene 2. Venus plots with Cupid to iniiauie Dido with love for iEneas. Scene 3. Dido makes a feast in honor of ZEneas. - ACT II. Scene 1. Dido, urged on by Anna, decides to cease struggling against her love for IQEIICZIS. Scene 2. Juno asks Venus to allow Dido and 2Eneas to wed. Venus cunningly agrees. Scene 3. Dido and Hineas, leading the hunt are driven to shelter by a storm. ACT III. Scene 1. Iarbas complains to Jupiter that Dido has slighted hini for Aineas. Scene 2. Jupiter sends Mercury to order ZEneas from Africa. Scene 3. Eneas prepares to obey. Dido reproaches him and begs him to remain. ' ACT IV. Scene 1. Dido sends Anna to persuade Eneas to delay a little his departure. Scene 2. Dido feigns resignation and orders preparations 'inade for certain magic rites. Scene 3. After passing through various changes of passion, Dido commits suicide. LINDENWOOD A CENTURY HENCE. AVI Sitting one warm sunshiny afternoon at an open wind-ow, in my cozy little room at Lindenwood, my gaze wandered idly across the broad campus as I watched the girls in their light spring dresses wan- dering aimlessly to and fro under the shade of the lindens. All at once with- out warning, I found myself sailing noise- lessly through the warm air in some strange sort of craft, and before I had re- covered from my astonishment I was gently descending to earth. 'When I slip- ped out on Terra Firma at the end of the avenue, I found myself at- the gates of a new and magnificent Lindenwood. The massive gates of iron were indeed works of art and the low stone wall, which encircled the entire campus was a mass of ivy, while here and there a pink or blue flower could be seen peeping out through the cool green leaves. I felt as though I were going into some en- chanted garden, so beautiful was the entrance. A massive archway, guarded on either side by huge lions, carved from blocks of pure granite. A little farther on, flanking either side, the broad graveled driveway, were two immense statues that gave one the impression that they were extending greetings to any chance visitor. Pausing just a mo- ment I noted the names engraved upon their bases, Col. S. I. Butler and An- drew Carnegieu. - , I hurried on to see the other wonders oft this magical change. My eyes were directed to the site where once had stood the homely old brown cottage, now an imposing structure of granite greeted me, through whose bro-ad open doorway came S ION. delicious and soul-stirring sounds, that told me that this was Lindenwood's fam- ous home of music, the Quarles Con- servatory . I knew intuitively the dream of this great and generous master had at last been realized, when he gave his life's work and his wealth to the building of such a noble edifice. As I progressed in my wanderings, I found the campus a regular garden of Eden, with its many fountains of cool running water, flower beds, cozy little grottos, and here and there gleaming wlzite marble statues given in rememb- rance of some one, whose interest and generosity had helped in Lindenwood's transformation. I wondered as I -walked around the winding graveled paths, why a girl should not want school days to last forever in a place like this Linden- wood. Ianis, Feronia, Caroe, The Owls Nest, and Marquette were now tall wide-- spreading lindens, under whose. shade many girls had spent long blissful, happy hours with their college chums. Sibley Hall I recognized in all its completeness, though it had grown old in comparison with the newer style of architecture, and its walls were now ivy-covered. A little to the right of this building stood a magnificent pile of bricks, and upon drawing nearer I read this inscrip- tion carved in stone, McMillen Hall . Gazing on its vast and ample proportions for the accommodation of the many stud- ents who seemed to dwell here, my heart was filled withthankfulness for the gen- erosity of the donor, who had so bounti- fully remembered Lindenwood in her will, and provided such a beautifully ap- pointed home for the girls who should live there for a time. just opposite this mass was another elegant red brick building, whose broad expanse and peculiar round-shaped roof told at ,once the meaning of the rumbl- ing sounds and loud laughter, that came from within. I knew instantly it was the girls at recreation in their Gym- nasiumu. I had always been interested in this sort of sport, so decided to take a peep within. 1 The girls all seemed so happy here, and why should they not be, with so many beautiful things provided for their enjoy- ment? There were numerous polished bowling alleys, and one could scarcely resist the teinptationfto take a turn and see those smooth round balls glide swift- ly along the polished surface, A broad expanse of smooth floor next greeted my The girls were fairly skimming' over its surface. They seemed to be tloating on fairy wings, as they tlashed by in laughing chattering groups. I could not undersand this weird sport until, drawing nearer, I saw that each girl was provided with a pair of noiseless roller skates, and with such a beauti- ful well-kept Hoor, I knew they enjoyed many hours of dancing here. I had only just begun to investigate all the novelties used in these new athletic sports, when I was attracted by peals of laughter and sounds of splashing water, which seemed to come from a room to my right. I gently pushed open the large double doors, and entering, found myself in a most magnificent natatorium. Here indeed was the merriest sight of all. Large deep pools of clear sparkling water in which the girls in bathing suits were splashing noisily, looked inviting in the spring sunlight. My mind at once turned to pictures I had seen and poems I had read of Grecian maidens in the bath. Reluctantly leaving this building and coming out again in the warm air, I had only to glance to that part of the grounds, where I almost expected to see I-Iandy and Old Dan quietly plowing the grow- ing corn, to see it had all disappeared, and instead of the green shoots and straight rows, there now appeared to my vision a broad clear lake over whose quiet glassy surface skimmed graceful, gayly painted electric boats and yachts, class' colors and pennants streaming in the gentle spring breeze, as they steamed -to and fro, shouting merrily to each other. Rustic benches, boat houses, peculiarly constructed little towers or light houses, and many strange looking devices for swimming and enjoyment on the water, were scattered here and there along the water's edge. A little to the south and west of old Lindenwood Hall, where dur- ing my three happy years here, I had of- ten filched radishes and onions, with now and then a flower from Mrs. Ayres' gar- den, now stood an inviting looking build- ing. Its broad sunny windows, peculiar architecture 'and perfect quietness, at once impressed me as being a house of learn- ing. I was not surprised to see cut deep in the tablets of stone, that formed a part of the broad deep entrance Nichols Library . Of all things near and dear to his heart, I knew dear Dr. Nichols would have loved to bequeath love of knowledge to the girls of Lindenwood, that should come after him. Perfect quiet reigned here and the girls in cap and gown, who were 'descending the broad stone steps, their arms filled with books and papers. seemed to have no time for the lighter oc- cupations of their sister students. Beside the library, and seeming to be almost a sister to, in point of beauty and architecture, though widely different in purpose, stood another building which now attracted me. The 'large double doors were locked and somehow the breezes seemed to whisper to me, only with per- mission may you enter here , but in the same silent way 'in which I had visited other places, I was at last inside. I knew then why I had hesitatedg a large full sized portrait of Mrs. Heron on at niag- nificentieasel was the first thing tovgreet my eyes. XVhen I looked farther and saw the beautiful, and' perfectlyg. equipped stage, the frescoed ceiling, walls lighted with countless twinkling Llights, and the comfortable opera chairs, I knew that here could be found both pleasure and knowledge in the lectures, concerts, and operas, that were the delight of all the girls. I also felt that the wish of our own well loved lady' principal had been fulfilled in this, the I-Ieron Auditorium . A group of cozy home-like looking smaller buildings, Gothic in architecture, and with every open window and flut- tering draperies speaking the comfort and cheerfulness within, told me these were the gifts and work of loyal sorority girls to their beloved' 'Z-Xlma Materu, Sigma Theta, Eta Upsilon Gamma, Eta Beta Phi, and others, whose Greek let- tering I could not comprehend were all represented here. Grouped-together in loving community over in the corner of the old pasture, they seemed a little col-- ony of their own. Q 1 My heart was filled with the thought of how happy one should be tohave the pleasure of pursuing her studies, where so much had been provided ror knowl- edge, cornfort, and pleasure. As I stood gazing 'on all the magic changes I had encountered' in my ramblings, the thought came to me for the first time, W7here is old Lindenwood I-Iall? , but as I looked at the largest group of build- ings of them all, each old familiar brick and window seemed to stand forth from among the rest. I knew then the dear old Hall I loved so well had only lost its identity in the building on and adding 'to of the others to make of the whole. one large and superior hall of learning-the main college building. I could not think of leaving the grounds until I had visited for an instant, the spot most dear to the heart of every girl, whose interest has ever been centered at Lindenwood. As I strolled on through flowering shrubbery and delightful odors of spring blossoms, I scarcely recognized the site of the Old Point . My eyes were almost blinded by the dazzling splendor of the setting sun. flashing on the walls and stained glass windows of marble building, the most noble of them all',, upon whose endearing tablets was carved the name Ayres Memorial Chapel . I could only gaze in awe and reverence, while I thought what a fitting and well deserved monument this house of worship was to the life and work of OLII' dearly beloved president, who had lived, labored, and worked for the best interest of the girls, whose education it had been his pleasure to direct. The wide white marble steps looked as though not made for earthly beings' use, but nevertheless I walked boldly into the vestibule. I caught my breath as I look- ed around nie. Someone was seated at the grand pipe organ, and the choir of fifty voices were practicing for the mor- row's services. I sat there long after the music had ceased and every one had departed. lost in the beauty and simplicity of this most exquisitely appointed chapel. I was still dreaming of that music and almost heav- enly vocies, when I heard Genevieve say- ing, I-Iazel, for mercy sake wake up, the last bell for dinner is bringing . Even as I entered the dining room, I could not shake off the impression that I had in- deed received a, vision of the possibilities of the new Lindenwood, I-Iazle Dell Kirby. MUMPERY. Wlieii Dr. Kirby Hrst pronounced Helen Howards sore throat mumps everyone smiled. Mumps, that baby dis- ease in a young ladies boarding school! But when Fay Curre followed in a few hours people's smiles gave way to laught- er. VVith the help of kind roommates they were removed to the infirmary where everything was made as cosy and home- like as home itself. The invalids were flooded with books, magazines, notes, fruit, etc. In fact life looked so pleasant from without on the stairway that by the fol- lowing day there were six cases and from day to day more added. But if it had looked so comfortable from the stairway it was certainly a case of distance lends enchantment for the novelty soon wore off of being ,ten in those quarters, with your head tied up and no smiles without groans of pain for accompaniment. VVhen the resort was at its fullest sea- son the room was divided into bedroom and dining room. The dining table was a long board across two chairs and here as the patients were able they came, took a mouthful and retired to their beds to go through the painful' process of swal- lowing it. In this way a small table and a few 'spoons served very well. Une day at a meal it was suggested the last one up from the table should be 'com- pelled to wash the dishes! WVhen the crowd again regained consciousness they found themselveS in one swarming mass of cheeky girls. In their scramble they had forgotten the table and dishes and down they came with a terrific crash on the floor under which the healthy stud- ents were encleavoring to have vesper service. At night was the' time ghosts prowled about, rattling the windows and shut-ters and sometimes these ghosts would glide across the moonlight into the diningroom where they would devour all the remains of dinner. Sometimes, too, the visits of these ghosts coincided and several sat around on the Hoor at midnight and slow- ly, very slowly ate the contents of the buffet. These are only a few happenings in the mumpery and it may be added that never in the history of Lindenwood were such times enjoyed in'sueh a place by such Hgirlsf' . -..i1.3.l ODE TO THE PINK SHIRT. Of thee, pink shirt, and of thy long, long tail, I sing of faithfulness of three long years, VVhen after days and nights of wear and soil Thou, freshly laundered, Monday morn appear'st. And of the way they deep pink color glowed Beneath his vest, when he that first year came, l-low it set off his eyes of deep sea blue Those eyes, which even infants know their fame. ' Each fall just slightly faded, back you came, And though your pinkness is less dis- tinct, All your old jauntiness and something more I recognize in your familiar pink. So, of thee clear pink friend, my eyes delight, For three long yearsg but now thou art no more, Of thy now fading dye and ruddy light I sing, with all a poet's fire and soul. I I hear youre gone, but trust that we shall meet, And though yourshape may altered be so much, That you are called a ladies' jumper waist, I know that I shall recognize your face. RHYMES P1-zozvx STUDY HALL, After two hours and a half study hall, the following was what five bad little L. C. lasses had to show for their work. 'TM THE FAIREST OF TEN , THOUSAND. Now it's my time For just a line, I almost got left But mine shall be best. Of the .merry five Ilm most alive, This study-hall life I-Iurts worse than a knife. cHoRUs. Oh, I'm the fairest of ten thousand And the brightest of them all, I've climbed all over the building And never had a fall. But though my feats are numerous, The Bravest of them all, . LINDENWOOD, Lindenwood, fair Lindenwood, Thy ghostly lights I see, They haunt me most terrifically And chase me up a tree, VVhere from this lofty height I see Ten thousand pesky mice, That creep and crawl and even squeal, VVhen the lights are out at night. QI-Ierethe poet's meter changesj But last and not least QNot mentioning feastsj, I'll never forget I was once a thief, Is coming down the fire escape Wfithout a single fall. F. M. H. HONEST LITTLE BED. Honest little bed, I am strong for you, Wfhen I have to leave you I do long for you, Wish they'd please enccurage me to sleep a little more, I do-oo-oo-oo-oo, You needn't think I'm fibbing-for I need the beauty sleep, But if you say you believe it, VVhy, I'll be sure you have A well developed cerebellum. Q I'm strong for youf'j R. SQ B. FAIR LINDEN WOOD. VVe went to the cellar without any leave, And simply walked off with a can of corn. Wfe never let on until the next morn , And then on our faces VVe told the tale Our eyes were all red, our cheeks very pale, And please let me tell you You'd better not try To eat canned corn upon the sly. H AUTOMOBILE RULES. Converted for Night-walking duty teachers. ' RULE 1. . To avoid dire calamities, night walking duty teachers, wandering thru the tap- parentlyj silent and deserted corridors, shall wear a white light in the rear, before turning an abrupt corner the said teacher shall blow three blasts on a horn, to prevent a disasterous collision with any girl who :night be lingering around the lT'Q1l'llC1'. RULE 2. lafhen some inexperienced new girl is 'made nervous by a teacher, she shall indi-- cate the same. and the teacher shall turn her back until such time as the unsop- histicated one may see lit to' signal other- wise. RULE 3. ln running down girls, the duty teach- er shall not remain out of her room later than 3:30 A. M. RULE 4. Each duty teacher must register at the beginning of the year, and pay a fine of S35 for the privileges of the chase . No money is refunded if this teacher is killed off before the end of same year.. RULE ' Duty teachers will be held responsible for all damage done, by coming into unexpected contact with young ladies at unearthly hours, or in such obscure places as wardrobes, closets, under beds, etc, 1 lx .lin XV. KETCHUP AND HAMM. Listen my children and you shall hear The tale of the ketchup that once did smear g The starchy, clean waist and dark brown hair - Eyes, cheeks, nose and glasses 'of a teacher so fair Who presided with dignity, kindness and grace At an L. C. table, where nine girls had a place lt was Saturday evening and the menu contained which all the trouble Baked beans, on was blamed. For all the week long each girl in her dreams Had visions of Saturday, Heinze 'i57 and beans, But scarce were we served and ready to tackle The beans when My! what an uproarous cackle, C Laughter, shrieks, yells arose from that table - The quiet bell rang, still no one was able To stop laughing, for there in undignified grace Sat our teacher with ketchup all over her face. It seems that the stopper was hard to remove And willing her athletic muscle to prove Miss H. seized the bottle, when swish! with a whirl The cork hit the ceiling and each startled girl, ' I Could scarcely believe 'twas ketchup not gore Trickling from Psyche the shirtwaist o'er. I have eaten Chop-suey, Con Carney, and Goulash And that mysterious concoction, our own L. C. Hash But the strangest of dishes from tried eggs to spring lamb That 'ere yet l've niet up with is- Ketchup and Hamm. Hazel Dell Kirby. ' DO LINDENWOOD GIRLS SEW? Do -Lindenwood Girls sew? Wfell, just listen to the following incident andthen answer the question yourself. She was a little girl of fifteen years, and she had not been away from home long before she felt the need of an addi- tion to her wardrobe. As new material would be slow to obtain, she decided to remodel one of her old dresses, and piling all the available ones on the bed, she con- templated the mass long and deliberately. , At last deciding on a light blue ging- ham, she spread it on the floor, picked up the scissors, and 'gazed at it again for several minutes, then began: Tak- ing several books to keep it flattened out in the starched places, and holding her tongue tightly between her teeth, as though this helped concentrate all her grey matter, she cut. Slowly the scissors ate their way round it, and the seamstress soon tri- umphantly held up her result. It was in the shape of a large cross, and smiling gleefully, she now cut a little stove hole in the middle and thrust the garment over her head. Evidently very pleased with her labor she studied herself for some time in the mirror, pinning here and there, to per- fect the fit. Stripping it off rapidly, she began searching intently under the bed, and at last brought to light a large darn- ing needle, which she threaded with coarse black thread. Seating herself with her sewing in her lap she stitched steadily for ten minutes, pricking herself every three stitches. This however did not daunt her. At the end of that time she bit her thread with a savage bite, cut the sack up the middle of the back, and turned in neat hems. Now she paused and rummaged through all her bags and several of her neighbors, and she discovered four but- tons which might have been taken for third cousins on a great stretch of imag- ination. These she sewed quickly in place and cut button holes, but decided to wait and buttonhole these later, when she had more time. ' And now came the most important part of all. She carefully putnherself into this new creation, pinned on a spotless collar, and gay necktie, tucked itin there, pulled it out here, until she was satisfied at the reflection in the glass. Wfith a parting glance at the image, she sailed out of the room, soon to be gathered about by a flock of admiring fashion lov- ers. Do Lindenwood girls sew? R. D. C. 'Io. A RAID ON THE KITCHEN. The night was dark and dreary The halls were very cold, I-Iow they escaped the duty teacher ' Could really not be told. I-Iowe'er they wandered downwards, fT'was twelve o'clock at nightj Though the stairs did lots of squeaking There was no one else in sight. And so, encountering no one, They, reaching the ground Hoor, And wending their ways onwards, Came to the kitchen door. This they opened carefully And now began the raid, With niutiins, cheese and crackers, Filled up each naughty maid. This is one thing at Lindenwood. QIt happened in jubilee Hallj Of which our dear Mrs. I-Ieron VVEIS not aware at all. X. Y. Z. SENIOR FREAKSI-IOW AND VAUDEVILLE, PRESENTED BY MESSIEURS Diss CHAMPS JEAN, APRIL 2, 1909. Continuous performance from 7 :30 until 10 o'eloek. No time or money spared in obtaining the world-famed collection. Fatima, the 1,119 pounds of humanity. Zaretta, the three-legged Woman, each leg guaranteed to Work. E ' W0 with Want? as - M. DES CHAMPS. Clo-C10 and Frou-Fro, the Siamese Twins-marvelous and bewitehing. Snakillio-She eats them alive. A' Museulisa, the iron-jawed maiden, Worth the price of admis- sion alone. Raises 1,000 pound Weight 3 feet from the ground. This Wonderful feat performed Without any effort. Serpentina-The onlymermaid in captivity. The most beau- tiful bit of piseatorial femininity. Skyhiska, the giantess, brought in on a stretcher, by the clock her feetarrived ten minutes after her head. Madame Ezelle presents two physiognomies to the breathless crowd which surges near. Capillariska--The bearded lady from Prussia. Illustrated songs by the peerless trio. Music and dancing artists. Snappy, bright and catchy songs. Popcorn, peanuts, balloons and red lemonade can be obtained at entrance of the main tent. ' W HANDED IN TO THE ANNUAL BOARD. Early in the spring a notice was posted that read as follows :- XAfanted at once, good, spicy stories of college life, no matteiiwhat about. All write at once. Two weeks later the majestic thoughts from the tips of numerous Spencerian pens of the ingenious students appeared. The first was the way an imaginative little Freshman saw the Annual Basket Ball contest. The Battle of the Strong. It was a magnificent day in early April. The golden sun was retiring behind the leafy trees before it burst forth in all its fair radiance. NA7ith the tread of many foot-steps, the Knights of the Order of juniors appeared in the costume of battle, and confronts the Knights of the Order of the Specials. The brave warriors wore looks of pain on their storm beaten countenances. Per- haps they were thinking of their mothers, who might never see them again, or per- haps it was the dreaded enemy. They were not clad in suits of armor as might have been expected, but in gymnasium suits, their colors tied on their arms, by some faithful lady love, gleaming in the golden sunlight. Their Knight General blew the trum- pet, and as the sound of thunder burst near at hand the noble athletes plunged into the Held. Position ! shoutedntheir generals, Fire . Back and forth the can- non balls llew. Struggle after struggle took place, life after life was lost, and their cold bodies were stretched on the bloody bier. All day long -the battle surged, and hour after hour the cries of anguish from the speculators rent the air, and rose into the cloudy sky pregnant with the smell of gun-powder. At last, when the curtain of night came and closed all the terrible scene from before our eyes, the combatants all lay dead, piled in gory heaps on the field, not one left to tell the tale. One youthful student handed. in a poem, which she said a spirit directed her to write one night, when she should have been getting her .next day's Caesar. Poor Caius Julius Caesar Thy life was spent in war, Around the campflres ruddy glow .In many parts of Gaul. The Suebi, Menipee, and Belgae All know thy battle cry, The.legions are world famous Thy battles students know. But in the end, oh Caesar! Thou died as all us rest, y Stabbed to the heart by the knife, Of one who'd been thy friend in life. This came to another little Freshman as she sat looking out the window, and thinking of home so far away. The View 'From Our Windows. As you look out of our window in the early morning, you see the sun peeking through the trees, and giving everything a rosy tint. ' You can see the bluffs of the Missis- sippi as they rise wrapped in gray mistg the corn fields white with snow and the orchards bare and desolate. There are many little farm houses with their barns and little fences, that divide 'them from each other, and in the distance can be seen the large brick building of the Insane Asylum. The merry sleigh bells tingle through the air as the children pass in their sleighs: the horses and Cows huddle to- gether in little heaps to keep warm, and the snow birds sit in the trees and talk together. A FEW CHOICE RECIPES. An April side dish-junior sausage served hot on the basket ball field and composed of Ruth Crandall under Flor- ence Keller. Garnish daintily with oh's and ah's. . Nut '4Sunday -Divide five cent's worth of salted peanuts among chums and eat noisily during quiet hour. A tempting Sunday scramble--Though fresh eggs make a good scramble, they are not ,necessaryg neither is an eggbeat- er. Choose instead a belated student, who While the church bell clings in her ears, hunts madly for veil, gloves, hand- kerchiefs and collection. Spring hash served by any member of the Annual Board-Two chemistry note books, one French phonetics, advertise- ments, puns, short stories and kodaks. Ad liberally, spring gowns, Easter bon- nets, and undarned stockings. Stir to- gether and serve with a soup of study. A suggestion-Pcrhaps Lindenwood girls have eaten too many serials Ccerealsj this winter to compose a short story. WE XVANT 'FO KNOW Marg. will have ai crush in heaven? Lois will ever grow tall? Louise will ever hear :ill that is going on tSc moi l iblelo Miss Irvin will ever fail to get her mail? YVHAF Makes Miss Llewellyn like cabbage Made Helen Vaughan out those lnznigst? Makes Bessie C. like posies? Miould happen if Helen H. didn't get her daily? XVHY Mrs. Heron didn't find out about tluit raid on the kitchen tl Mary R. never sees the point? Twin girls are sisters? CAsk Hazel Kirby.,l Clara D. made such a ine :Tat 'Womanlu I-IONV Smut would ever get along without Rufus? tVicc' Versal Old would you be if you were right fat? Near alive the editors will be when this book is out? IN MEMQRY GF HIM. -+0 Yes, Illl take one,',' the old lady said, after a few minutes deliberation, the smallest one that comes. After her caller had gone she resumed her dusting, but her cloth passed list- lessly over the hair-cloth fiirniture and even over the glass dome which covered the highly prized wax flowers. I-Ier mind was in the past. She was hearing the soft patter of little feet and seeing the flutter of golden curls, as over this very rag-carpet, then much newer and brighter, a sturdy little boy scampered into her arms. Theiroom seemed so dark and dreary now, for even the rays of the summer sun could not brighten it, as once had one little curly head and the light from a pair of dancing eyes. But God had closed those sparkling eyes many years before. And ever since she had been almost bitter and because the ways of children made her think of him. she had never wanted to have them near her. So the neighbors cautioned their children: Now don't go into Magill's yard. She hates children. And now she had promis- ed to take one of the little fresh air children. IfVhat would pa say? For pa was as much haunted by memories as she when children were near. Perhaps,', she thought, when the child is really here he won't care so very much and then if he makes him too nerv- ous he can go down to the corners a good deal. Believe I'll get pa a biled dinner. And she hurried away to carry out her resolve. . o -- Pa was sitting with his feet on the counter at 'fthe Corner's, munching an apple. He was listening to a conversa- tion between the shop-keeper and his cus- tomer. As she turned to go he brought his feet down with a bang and hurried up to her. Say, Mis' Perkins, you are huntin' places for them fresh-air children, aren't you? VVal, recon we can take one. Say, give us a little tod, won't you? Then he went back to his chair and his apple. But his mind was now in the past. How tickled he used to be with the whistles his pa made him and how f'he liked to go for old Dolly-- Wonde,r what n1a'll say! Mebbe I better not tell her yet. Then if the youngster bothers I can keep him out-doors most of the time. :Bout time I was meanderin' homef A few days later the evening train brought the little fresh air children to the village. Pa was at the station to get the child, but thinkin, of ma's probable disgust, he took the little lad over to the Cornerls with him to put off the moment of confession. It was nearly dusk when he reached home and he opened the door, the child clinging to his hand. How like old times, he thought. But there before the open fire sat ma, a fat little arm around her neck, a golden head nestling around the folds of her kerchief. The little eyes had closed to the soft coo- ing of 'fRock-a-bye-baby. But in ma's eyes-oh! the look of a satisfied motheris heart. ETI-IEL ROBINSON. THE LIGHT QUESTION. Y' i. The Man Speaks: J' 'i When I consider how my light is spent I i I i 1' f l Q 9 2 a is In Sibley Hall and Lindcnwood beside, ' ' f . ' Y , g And that big meter bill here at my side up I-- , A- 0. ' ' Grows daily bigger, though my mind were bent ' V I Q To teach each girl Whom parents here have sent, Ll Co To practice true economy and wide, 5 h ' ' Will students never learn that light's denied?H f Q Q 3 H I often ask, but teachers to prevent ' Q That murmur soon reply: You do not need ' - . 0 I L i To Worry any more. Each girl at best Q I 1- 1' -Q Means well. It is the iron hand of fate . That lights should be forgot, that girls should speed D U N G L E S And post from room to hall with hungry zest, A R E ,R E The tardy bell is ringing and they're late.'7 X ' .T Cl U E' STE D ' o l I URN Ol -ru The Girl Speaks: iWhen I consider how my light is spent Ere hall? the term in this big school and Wide, L And that L'chem notebook, which is death to hide, 7 Iiodged with me empty, though my mind most bent To study all my lessons, and present - P A grand report, lest Dad, in Writing, ehide, I Do teachers look for lessons, light denied? I rashly ask: but roommate to prevent That murmur soon replies: 'cYou do not need To study after ten olclock, at least It is not Well to Work so very late, But if you have a book you Want to read, And think you do not need to lie and rest, You can shiver in the hall at any rate. . . .May Parsons. 1 Q At a mass find the results Most popular. . Prettiest. ..... . Most studious. Most dignified. Wfittiest ...... Biggest Flirt. . . jolliest ........ Most original ............ Ruth Crandall. Most popular musician ............ ,. Best dressed .......,...... Alice Ripley. Most Stylish, Best Dancer ......,.... THE VOTING CONTEST. meeting of the school, avoting contest was held and below we . ...... Louise Betts. Best Figure .... ...... R nth Barr. . . . .Marita Hodgman. Most Athletic. . . . . . . . .Ruth Crandall. ....... Mary Rice. Best talker ......... Wfinnifred Wfarren. . . .... Rhea MOOYC. Most fascinating ................... . . .. . .Lois Dale. . ..... . . . . . . . . . . . .Dorthy Holtcampr, . . . .. .. .Ruth Barr, ....Clara Davis. Best hearted. . . Neatest ........ Leonora Mlathews. . . . Frettiest eyes ..... Best all-aroun d girl . . . . . . . . . . , .Helen Vaughan Babcock. ODE TO TI-IE LINDENS. Slimmest ........ , . .Wfinifred W7arren . . . . . .Hazel Kirby Clara Belivnski Florence VXf'ithington . . . . . . .Arlie Fleming ... .. ...Louise Betts Qfnipromptu lines suggested at the fall of an old Linden tree, which gave its life in order to make room for the new building. Mrs. Eugene Ayresj Thou, old tree, hast forged thy last ring, Hast told thy last historic year, Offerings of sad regrets we bring I And lay upon thy sacred bier. For many eons, thou didst stand, Serene, majestic, a very king, Ruling by right divine, a band Of loyal lindens, brave and true, Else prophet-king, thoudidst foresee V This time so rich in classic lore, Cr held in thrall of mystic spell Frobed deep the oracles of yore. Brought down by weight of centuries, Thou dost bequeath thy honored name, And learning's treasured mysteries, To make this a school of hallowed' fame. JESSIE DING, Fooehow, China. p Editors Note. The two compositions below were written by our Chinese girl about a month after her arrival at Lind- enwoodj ' - W7hen eleven of September, I start from Japan. About one week I was between the water and sky on' the ocean. About 'few days, I could not get up and it was very hard to open my eyes. I thought of my parents, brothers, sisters, and all my family that time. How poor. homesick, and seasick came upon me all the time. After that I became better, I always went up on deck to see the ocean. How large a body of water it is. It is just like God's love, measureless, enough for all of us, at any time and any place. It was very beautiful to see the waves jump up over the ship sometimes. I remember one day, I sat on a chair, sud- denly the wave overcame the ship, and my hair and my dress were all wet so that I immediately ran away. Wfe reached I-Ionolulu Island on Mon- day. That night Miss Loomis and many ladies went to church with me, and we went to see some places after church. Next day we got up at three before the sun rose. W'e climbed one mountain, and some lady took my picture on the moun- tain top. Then we rounded the island. Oh, how many kinds of fishes we saw, trees and many other things which we had not seen before. On Monday after- noon, the ship started again so we were on the ocean between the water and the sky again. IWC were about two weeks going from Honolulu to San Francisco. There two weeks on the ship, I had a taught me English every teacher who day. I shall always remember when We Francisco. All the people reached San seemed to be very happy. Some of them cried yery loudly, because for a long time they had not seen the birds anid the mountains. Then everybody was very happy to found their way.. I went too. Jessie Ding. NVIICH I was ten years old, I entered one of the Missionary' Schools, At first only few girls in there, for the parents were very afraid the missionary would take their girls to America, would kill them. So when I decided I would come here, many, many women told my par- ents, Don't let your girl go so far. You know if she is killed by the people that you don't know . Many of the mission- aries went to the family to ask the mother to let her girls come to the school to study. Oh, the mothers very afraidg the girls ran away, but cried very loudly. ' Some of them said: My girls too small, don't know how to study! Please you ask mother. ,Some of them said: Why you want my girls so much? I neverilet her go. I want she stay with me all the time . Afterward they saw so many Chris- tian girls not killed, so let their girls come. Last year we had about eighty girls. Some of them were Christians, some of them were not, therefore many good works for Christians to help. Many girls took off their little shoes when they enter the school. At first they could not walk, but very soon they were better. Many girls can play ball very skillfully, and have ive or seven stones they canvthrow and catch very well. In every morning and night we have prayer meeting just like you are. They study, some of them, just like you do, but never play the piano like you do. There is no piano in my school. Some of them have learned to play the organ a little, but they don't want to learn, for when they go home there is no organ to play, and their parents don't want their girls to learn, for they think if their girls play, they would be Christians. Then school leave to study the Bible. Some of the girls say to the principal: I don't want to study the Bibleg if I study, my parents will scold me. Please let me study 'Confucious Books' which I like . Now all changed, but many still can not understand, so please you re- member my school in your prayers. lfVi1l you? i Jessie Ding. r '-X, Q , 1 .. I -mv U OUP. GR MA AM G COLORS--Green and Gold. Helen Vaughan Babcock... Ruth Sayre Barr .......... Marvel Adeline Cape ...... Frances Margaret Hogg ..... Helen Carleton Howard.. Elizabeth Louise Keene. . . Minnie Ferguson Minor .... Leola Katharyn Mittlebgacli ..... .. Gladys Von Tront Myres. Mary Redfield Rice. . .' .... Ethel Frances Robinson... Florence Ethel Witliington Cl ara Alice Schwerdtmann .... Marita Elizabeth Hodgeman. Mrs. Geo. Frederic Ayres Marie Martin -an u O ZETA CHAPTERQ A FLOWER-Red Carnation CHAPTER ROLL: ' H . ..... ...... ...... . . . . Hot Springs, A Ark A Ark . . .-. .Ca1nden, .. ..... ' Joplin, Mo ,Hannibyal, Mo . ... . ,V.' S,COtj:,l .Kan . . . . .Ft. Scott, Kan . . . . . ...Ne'Qyport, Ark . . . Boonville, ,Mo . . . . . . .Kansas City, Mo .. . .Et. Scott, Kan ClayiCenter, Kan -.. -V.. . . . . . . . . Cherryvale, Kan . .,..St. Lonis, .Mo . . ..St..Lo1iis, Mo In Facultate. ' . Mrs. L. I. Heron, Sponsor AA In Urbe. . 'S A. Irene Udstead ' Florence Q31O6b21L1m Y' ' IBERTA 3525 fb-352.-2' 1 GROUP SIGMA IOTA CHI SIG-MA IOTA Cl-Il. Colors-Purple and Gold. Flower-Violet. THETA CHAPTER. ROLL. ' - Amos, Irene, Missouri. Bell, Sadie, Arkansas. Betts, Louise, Arkansas. Dale, Lois, Arkansas. Holtcamp, Dorothy, Missouri. James, Genevieve, Illinois. Johnson, Martha, Missouri. Krebs, Marie, Illinois! Miller, Grace, Illinois. Mille1f,iGracia, Iowa. p Moore, Rhea, Kansas. Parsons, May, Missouri. Ripley, Alice, Illinois. I Miss Alice Linneman, Sponsor. I CHAPTERS. l Alpha Chapter-St. James 85 St. Xavier, Alexandria, La. ' ' Beta -Chapter-Winchester Academy, Win- Chester, Tenn. Gamma ,Chapter-Ward's Seminary, Nash- ville, Tenn. 7 Delta Chapter-Cincinnati Conservatory ofAMusic,' Cincinnati, Ohio. A Epsilon Chapter-Hannah Moore Acad- emy, Rucherston, Md. Zeta 'Chapter-Belmont College, Nashville, Tenn. Iota Chapter-Virginia College, Roanoke, Virginia. , Theta Chapter-Potter College, Bowling Green, Ky. I , Theta Chapter-Transferred to Linden- Wood College, St. Charles, Mo. I' Kappa Chapter-Campbell Hagerman 'Col- lege, Lexington, Ky. A Lambda Chapter-Gunston Hall, Washing- ton, D. C. I ' 15' A ZH PIT PICT QR PHI DELTA SIGMA. Officers. ' Florence VVithington, President Mary Rice, Vice-President Nell Donnelly, Secretary Louise Betts, Treasurer v ROLL. Mary Rice I Lois Dale ' Louise Betts Dorothy Holtcanip Louise Keene Fay Kurre ' Ruth Crandall Florence Hayes L Florence Vlfithington Ethel Robinson Lucile Richardson Carrie Collins Margaret Schiltz Helen Howard Sadie Bell Clara Schwerdtmann Nell Donnelly It may seem as if we have not accom- plished much in our course of study this year because we have taken up no special authors and have confined ourselves to no definite range of subjects. Our work has been 'entirely devoted to the short story. We have found many advantages in studying that branch of literature which, with leaders like Poe . and Hawthorne, has grown to be so important. It has brought us in contact with such varied conditions of life, such different points of view, so many types of people in as many sections of the world, and beside all this has given us the opportunity to compare different writers in style and literary merit. VVe have shuddered and grown cold at the horrible conceptions of Poe and ad- mired the intensity and grim attractive- ness of his wonderful stories. VVe have entered the far North with jack London in selections from his l'Call of the Wild and learned to wonder at the faithfulness and love of a dog for his master, which he so interestingly portrays. Led by Myra Kelly's sympathetic hand we have laughed and came near tears at the vivid scenes from the school room on the East .Side into the inmost life. of which, she conducted us. In Booth Tarkington's Mrs. 'Proth- eroe We had an interesting and instruc- tive glimpse behind the scenes in -Con- gress. Crutch the Pagef' by George Alfred Townsend showed us life in VVashing- ton at a little different angle but was severely criticised. 'VVe became acquainted with Richard Harding Davis with great enjoyment. His Ole Stractedu gave us an especi- ally pleasant afternoon. Mary Stewart Cuttings ideal home pictures came as a pleasant contrast to the many current stories of domestic life. One story that seemed to us especially strong was Margaret Del-and's Many VVaters , showing as it does, the implicit trust and unflinching faithful- ness of a strong little woman. George Parsons Lathrop's In Each vOther's Shoes was not an especial favorite. Bayard Tayloris l'VVho Was She aroused quite an argument and while there was much harsh criticism it found many loyal defenders. The Old Partisan by Octave Thanet, the only story read from that author was judged a poor sample of her work. Viewing the year's work we look back to many well spent afternoons when we have been led out of ourselves and our school world into the lives and interests of others and have made the acquaint- ance of authors ,and characters which have inspired us. -F , U U D V i S W, U U IC AL E at - Q a GLEE CLUB. A Music hath charms to soathe the savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. Hazle Dell Kirby, President. Gracia Miller, Secretary, First Sopranos: Dorothy E. Holtcamp Gracia Miller Frances Pril Myrna Stith Jean VVarren First Altos: Hazle Dell Kirby Leonora Mattew-s -CONGREVE. Miss T. Jnlette NVilson, Director. Dorothy Holtcamp, Vice-President Mary A. Clay, Treasurer. Second Sopranos: Ethel Alexander Nyda Cecanko Mary A. Clay Lois Dale Marvel Cape Second Altos: Margarite Strangways Clara Pelinske Treasurer 4' RVN h , new ,rl l lfslfgw ,eff -, - .M , 'X f fl' lf, - NK-, J' QQ ' I 'KL ,, xi f . , fa , 1' iii! -., ll 1' HT ' Q A- - :zu I - 'P Mira , ' H lr , JW 1 I I 5e,g9.l::. k . ,Q-fwrf-. -- 'xfffln .K X l ,X V -:lv 4, - mf 1, wr. L' f jr ' , rfsfff- 4 Gif , , If-1.73 g , 224 f C lr 1 LL' Z Qgjga. .r 1' J fq Rl' Q : f 'F 'ffl' ': : ,4 lml-fall 4 V, , - ly 4 P . ye. av! 'f f' -,T 'A X ., f HRX MISSOURI CLUB, Manta Hodgman, President Ethel Allen, Secretary and Clara Sclrwercltrnann Fay Curre Katharine Stupp Bessie Carson Clara Pelinslci Johanna Stupp Gladys McDonald Martha johnson Ruth Crandall Adele Crandall Anna Mell Dorothy Holtcamp Leonora Matthews Leola Mittlebach Hattie Caldwell Alluertine Lalceman Mary Clay May Parsons Margaret Hogg Kathrine Abright Annette Davis Edith Smith Eleanor Nllenlicr Marvel Cape Maud Harpe Mildred Mayheld QIII-I! I I ,',. II II, 1ff,,?jII, I . . , . 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Of ' . if ' ' Af 1 iff Hi' 'Z1:..4 ':- I A 'J 117 --emi? 1 X lf, '21, ,K Ai 1.1, f. A ,fff hgf ,if 2, . 'lv'--'Z f A -f . . f U ,ig A Vx , ff f f. 0 ARKANSAS CLUB. COLORS-White and Red. FLOWER-Apple Blossom. ' B ll Secretary Louise Betts, P Lois Dale resident Sadie e ,i Minnie Minor, Treasurer Minnie Betts Ruby Ferguson Ruth Barr Willie Ferguson ffhan Babcock Helen Vauc Lavinia Horne Gracie Miller Lucille Richardson Marguerite Stimigways 1-:klffixij Q X' I!! Q, '!pf'Mf'W lf lf W ff!! +1 ff, li X' lxlk-ki i' lxl fri, ll ll x l A X N 4 'V'. ' , viz!! V ' z ' ' ffl 4 f ff' It-A tl! .I4A I A l A' . l, 'N 1, fx up ., xt, V.. I 'F D Vx A X 'Q ls lg Vf xx , ? X . l x-x x lv. 4 s I, if A 6,, X12 ln -: Nt 'l ' WX N ! 91 l ffl I I I 'V I I q., Els u- X ' ' .Z M 1. XX., AX e Z ' Af' UNITED STATES CLUB. Oklahoma-Eloise Eagleton, Olive Eagle- ton, Nicla Ceeauko. Iowa-Eva, Ditch, Winnifrecl Olmstead, Graeeia Miller. Nebraska-Carrie Collins, Ethel Alex- under. Te-nnessee4Bessie Carson. Texas-Louise Culbertson, Jean Warren, Wirlifred Warren. Montana-Alta Albright. New York-Dorothy Seheuer. Colorado-Clara Davis. New Mexico-Mary Schroeder. ! ,ff 1 1 I I f 1, I A' W' is f f ffsffig f V 4 ' X Y J IIN x xeyj 1. fr , -f i ,Mg -Q f V' Q- fig Z! ' , X I V: - fYxJi7- illnfgwxrgfji ' ..! - l F - , - jf if'.,4.2f 1 -wa X xi' I' '47 .. Qf n, fg i 1 7 ' -Sql it c- t il-:a1 HI7!'5l'! - DE IMSNI ASiK'5Di1-lE,Hoo-Raj! Hao-agp! r-3 h c T Y DIXIE CLUB. Louise Betts, President. I Helen Vaughan Babcock, Vice-President 1 Ruby Ferguson, T1'G2lSUT'CI'. Vlfillie Ferguson. Lois Dale. Minnie Betts. Sadie Bell. Lavinia Horne. Lucille Richardson Daryl Sinclair, Bessie Carson. Olive Eagleton. Eloise Eagleton. Minnie Minor. L THE WILD Fiowras. F i ' 1 I c r - at 1 D1 ' 'A ' I , 5: ' ',L y A 'fp A 4 i ROLL. L Y President. Y PfGSiClG11t. : ' - ' . -P N' . Lois Dale 4 Vice Piesident. Louise Keene X168 lres1dent I Secretary. n.-GC1'Ctd1y. L Treasurer. Treasurer. 5 , 1 PIN- Cabbage Leaf. PLEDGE PIN-Dandelion. CALL-I-Ionk! Honlz! RULES AND REG ULATIONS. All applicants must have a crush approved by Charter members. Must answer all calls. Must attend all meetings. Regular meetings held at four o'cloelc at the ringing of the blue bell. D Meetings may be called by any member at midnight, however, a feast is always expected. PLEDGES: Mary Rice W'innie lVarren Alice Ripley Marie Krebs Helen V. Babcock Clara Davis YOUNG WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION. Motto- Not by1'Iligi'1t,1101' by power, but by My Spirit saith the Lord of Hostsi' Zach. 4 :6- President, Mary R. Rice Vive-President, Rhea Moore Chm. Chm Chm Chm Chm . Officers. Secretary, Louise Betts Treasurer, Florence W'ithington of Membership Committee, . ....................... Louise Keene of Missionary Committee... .... Eloise Eagleton of Prayer Meeting Committee. . . ..... Rhea Moore of Social Committee ........ of Intercollegiate Committee.. . . . .Levenia Horne . . . . . . . . .Louise Betts Advisory Member... .............. .. .Mrs L. Heron, In the year 1900 a few earnest Chris- tian girls organized the Young VVomen's Christian Association in Lindenwood Col- lege. Such was the beginning of the Association whose purpose is to help and strengthen the girls both spiritually and socially. 'W'eekly meetings are -held in the Asso- ciation rooms which are a new acquisi- tion this year and which we expect to be given much needed improvements by each succeeding association. A recep- tion was given to the whole school early in the year and later another social func- tion when everyone was invited to his own birthday party and,from which financially, we realized about fifty-five dollars. ' . if In October 'o8 we sent two delegates to the State Conference at Springfield, Mo., and they brought back much valu- able information to the Association. Last june we failed to send a delegate to the Summer Conference at Cascade, Colorado, but this year we will begrepre- sented and expect 'to gain much help next fall from our delegate's report. 'We have had the pleasure. of hearing a num- ber of splendid missionary talks this year, alsoseveral offthe Y. W. workers from-the city, among them Miss Hess and Miss Dabb our State Secretary, whose visits are always a source of help and inspiration. J' flir- irskr Q rl r , g ifdfi Y it W V w ill 1...- rf'g .aag xa-rg 4- an I, , ' ','+.? i swf 'fj- n 1 -ffl ' ft ' i ein, 1 ff ., LL. HA JEE JUBII ' 1 I .11 Q 111 fzft f'Q::g:PgieE9 11' K ,.--,-- 4 1 1 1,1 s'GS5SslQ?Q3W?1'! S H 1 . 5 1 1 1 . 1 ,1 - Sffwsm-ff f i1 3 . 1' . .' 1R X2 e 3'ffp11 1' 4- f 1 1: , 1 ' f 1 . . 7 I ' 1, 1 :I 1,111 ' X 1 J 1 if 3 ' ! 1 11! f 1 211 1 1 1 . 'f 1. -. 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A ,Y 15- ,yw N' X -- 45.-Zi, 1-:S-'10-'1'1' 1' ' 1 Wifi 'f -3, f' - . 4, 11- Q, ' '-51,1 4 f f f ' X .W .- Q54 .26 X 1 .5aE:'f2g4Bgf 1, , - X- X .. A. , . . I f X W!! 1 I' ' '1 155111111 ' ' 131191 1 'N X 1 ' 1 X A 7 1 y, X1 -. 1 1 1 7 ff 1 'fgiiiiyff f ef f aj? , V ATHLETIC ASSQCIATIGN. .l6.l. OFFICERS. Ruth Dulty Crandall, President. Louise Keene, Vice-President. GAMES. Tennis. In the October Doubles-Seniors vs. Juniors. Juniors winners. Juniors vs. Specials. Juniors winners. Spring Doubles-Seniors vs. Juniors. Seniors vs. Specials. Juniors vs. Specials. Basket Ball. Q Juniors vs. Specials. Juniors winners. The Athletic Association, which was not reorganized through the winter of 1907-08, was again taken up early in September, 1908. The inelnbership consisted of all those in any way interested in athletics, which was nearly sixty. As the different teams both in basket ball and tennis would be under the inan- ageinent of their separate classes. the As- Louise Betts, Secretary. Dorothy Holtcamp, Treasurer. soeiation did not attempt to organize any such, but with the dues tried to help the facilities for athletics in the school. In order to have indoor basket ball they had all the windows wire-screened, the bowl- ing alley taken out and new baskets put up in the gymnasium, so that the teams did not have to rely on good weather for practice. The Association also bought a beautiful new basket ball before the an- nual garne. A p The athletic spirit ran much higher among the girls this year than ever before and all the contests were hard fights, tak- ing labor and skill on the part of the con- testants. It is sincerely hoped that this spirit for wholesome outdoor exercise will continue and that next year, even more than this, all will take an interest in athletics and the betterment of the apparatus. f f SPECIAL BASKET BALL TEAM. JUNIOR BASKET BALL TEAM SENIOR TENNIS' CLUB. Nell Quinlan Donnelly, President. Viijginia Louise Betts, Vice-President. Ethel Maurine Allen. Helen Vaughn Babcock Carrie E. Collins. Alice N. Ripley. A Marie Krebs. AT THE FALL TENNIS DOUBLES illinbenwoob 'ielxgmn JBQ HDPE. TLOIUBZ G. CY21I1D8U. School oi our Motherspin days of yore, Goal of their fond ambitions long Within the portals of thy door, Ideals formed and wills made strong. Thy honored rule was ever good, Old Lindenwood, Old Lindenwood. Far called, old teachers pass away, But new ones rise to take their place 5 And all the pomp of yesterday Goes on with but a change of nfaceg Few hearts but throb with kindly good, Toward Lindenwood, Old Lindenwood. The tumult and the shouting dies, V The Seniors year by year depart, Still stands thy ancient edifice, A stately and a noble pile, With arching limbs of sacred wood, Round Lindenwood, Old Lindenwood. On girls that come and girls that go, On all that walk beneath their shade A heaven sent gift will thou bestowg A graceful and a gracious maid With brain for power and heart for good Old Lindenwood, Dear Lindenwood. Arnen. flgaraphrase of Kipling's Recessionalj A MQNOLGGUE. Oh, dear! This car is so crowded, I don 't believe there 's a vacant seat. VVhy, yes, here 's one that I can have all to my- self. Letls see, isnlt this the 24th of March? I'Iow time does fly? It must be about time for Betty's spring vacation. I think it is a shame that old bear of an uncle of hers will persist in sending her off to boarding school. She seems tovenjoy it, though. . WVhy, hello, Betty! I was just thinking about you. Where on ea.rth did you come from? How well you are looking. When did you come back? Do sit down and tell me all about yourself. What do you in- tend to do during your vacation? Remem- ber, I want to see just lots of you. What 's that! You have loads of shopping to do? Spring clothes, of course. Do tell me what kind of a hat you are going to get. The hats are perfect dears this spring, don't you think so? You don 't know? NVhy, of course, how could you. Well! they've greatly diminished in size, that's one thing. You ought to hear Bob rave over them. I-Ie used to kick about Mabel 's big hats all the time, and almost hated to take her out, but the other night he came home just praising the new kind of spring styles. I believe I'll take Mabel out every night, he said. Bob's so foolish, but then the hats are lots smaller. Of course, there are some dreadfully large ones, those for dress occasions are mon- strous. The turbans are a little larger than they were, but are awfully smart and con- venient. The street hats are of moderate size. By the way, I saw the dearest hat for you at the Grand Leader. Fine straw with flower-like -rosettes of old rose silk almost covering it and set off in the cutest way with sprays of leaves and little Bowers. Au-'fully stylish and so reasonable. I just love Grand Leader hats. They have such a variety. Do you know a great many of the hats have fruits on them-all kinds- apples, plums and grapes, instead of flow- ers. The favorite colors are green, grey, blue, and old rose. Am going to get my hat tomorrow. Yes, I always go to the Grand Leader. It seems that you can get just anything you want there. Their French gown department is wonderful. I never imagined there could be so many beautiful creations in one season as they have in that department. Mother says she is sure that she saves 10 per cent on everything she buys at the Grand Leader. What did you say? Oh! I'd love to go and help you to select yours. Tomorrow? All right. I'll meet you in the waiting room at the Grand Leader at eleven. There's my corner! I'll have to leave you. Remember me to everybody and don't forget tomorrow! Good-bye. ALUMNI NOTES. Lillian Urlufm-Tzikiiig Li kinf.le1'ga1'te11 course, 3S67iCleVelanCl, St. Louis. A Ethel Spencer---Teaching school, Chickagslizi, Okla. Pansy Bailey-Teacliiiig music, Hannibal, Mo. Hazel Crrzilinin-Tezicliiiig clomezstic science, E1 Paso, Texas. Eclqm. IIIl.111'l21-TCHClllllg' music, Clay Center, Kas. Nell Green-Teeicliing school, Jefferson City, Mo. L Janie Fontc-Chicago, Ill. Iszihel Ely-lvzisliingizon University, St. Louis. Leon XVQ1l1lCI'lI+NOl'1l1il.l College, St. Louis. NOFIHIIBvl1C5li1ll-BI'-'Ol,ilC0 work, St. Loifis. .Pziuline Sulleits-'feucliiiig vocal, Yllentwortli College, Lex- ington, Mo. Jessie Hnnon-Principzil of High School, Flora, lll. Louise Ferguson-Attending Nornnil School, Olilalioinzl. Joe NicksdAt home, Ft. Vlortli, Tex. Marguerite Linville-Studying art, Edina, Mo. Guilcla Bringhurst-At home, St. Louis, Mo. Arnie Becker--At llfonic, St, Charles, Mo. May Dunn-Studying music, Senior year. Elizabeth Riclizwds-At hoine in St. Charles, doing special work :it Linilcnwood. Mary BZl1'lSO11--BOZI1'Lll1lg at SC2li1'1'llZlZ Training School and slziulying music. Romziync lVl1itncy-At hoinc, El cloraclo, Ill. Mary Vance-At homo, Pierce City, Mo. Wk Z LOCALS. English- History Teacher: Ruth, did Queen Anne have any children T2 I Ruth Cf: No, but sho had Hts. H Edith S.: Say the colored darkey was driving a hearse With a dead corpse in it. I . ' Louise to Clarazl When Ruth turns up her nose she looks just like William-iiiy cat. V Clara S.: Well, if I were to marry and my husband were to say '.Why don't you make bread like my mother used to make? I'd say, 'W'hy don 't you make dough likefather used to maker' Olive Cvery earnestlyj : Well, my father can t make bread, but he can fr f efws and bacon. bl: Nell Donnelly Cwhcn the milk gave outj : The first thing I intend to do when I graduate is to donate six cows to Linden- Wood, with the understanding that they Shall be kept for the girls to drink. Louise B. Cspeaking of cows, JBOOD: HVVell, father is very fond of cows, and we never have less than six, but We have them milked just one at a time. Clara Pelinski was heard to say at the tennis tournament: VVho says you can play tennis and never raise a racket? T Q 1 f ' z , Q , AS' , f J 76 AE' Y 5 vi Fwy Q4 5 ffqh , f ,Q1.ivf,ll BL ,, Q 1: 1 - :'2 , gli gj b ky, P , , . ,k v .,,..,., uw., yu J I , , , A Q A 1 fpef , fu, 5331446 0 ,, 1 A dx A I f I Q . 51. 55 ,' i -A E, 5 '--.:x..4L-'Lila-Q-L-A-'if' -l ' Electric Ironing Such a Pleasure. g I-XSK US--ig St. Charles Electric Light ik Power G0 SEE THEM AT OUR MAIN STREET OFFIGE. Mrs. S.: Was it Fay Curre who was singing alto in the inuinp ery Tl Marie K.: No, I think she sings Vocal. Mrs. H. Cwriting an excuse for Hazel KJ : What reason can you give for this excuse? Hazel: XVhy, Mrs, Heron, I was sound asleep with the tooth- ache. A number of L. C. girls Were taking a cross-country Walk. They paused before entering a pasture. Ruth C.: We can 't go in there because there 's a sign Keep Out. , Eloise E.: Oh, that doesn't mean us 5 that 's for cows. Dr. Horn Cin Ethicsj g Miss Bell, how long can a man control- his property? ' I Sadie: Well, I do-on't think he 'can after he dies. Jennie Russell, who for several days had appeared in a bright pink dress, caine down one morning in a blue one. Mrs. Crandall Csinilingj : Jennie had her pink dress washed and it turned blue.' ' '4Reallyi2 asked Rhea, in dead earnest. There was a very young Major na1ned'Walter NVho over at the 'Military College did saunter. He sauntered around until the English accent he found, And this seemed to please Herbert Walter. U Miss Porterfleld Coverhearing the girls speak of Ethel Barry- morej :. Oh! is that one of the old girls? W, ,- ----nw.. -X .,,,,.,...... Cioming Linelenwoocl Girls. The best is what the Lindenwood girls deserve, and that7s Why they form the habit early 'in life of patronizing Q h 'PHE GQFXNQ When they want the best camel FQUIT5. L. GLIATTA, PROP. q EXCHANGE. A stiteh in time saves embarrassing exposures. Fine feathers make fine feather-beds. People who live in glass houses should dress in the dark. Man proposes, then Woman imposes. Beggars should never be choosers, though the beggar often chews what he begs. K Laugh in your sleeve. CIt's the direct route to the funny bone.D ' ' Home is Where the mortgage is. It's never too late to spend. Out of the frying pan into the face-m.other's doughnuts. ' A Frenchman was riding on a street car in New York. After many delays, the car stopped altogether. The Frenchman called the conductor to him. You Ameri- cans brag of your fast street cars. Why are we so slow? Because, replied the conductor, 'ithe ear in front is be- hind. Z BLZUE LABEL BAKERY CB., L HEADQUARTERS may BREAD, CAKES and BASTRY S E We 31150 carry ammwlmeof CANBIES and ERZULTS . GIVE US A CALL 923 Nwrziihz Secwmd Stzfcecei, Sm QHARLES, fwisswuzfw. Lucille Richardson: 'CDO you know Why Miss I:l'annn never rings the bell at the table in the evening? - Eva Ditch: 'Why, no: why? Lucille: Because she does not approve of being the star in the evening services. Miss lQ'. Cin psychologyl :C Wlro Wrote Gulliver's Travels? Carrie Collins: Washir1gton Irving. Mary Schroeder: Doctor, I've got a pain covering a spot just about as large as a halt dollar., I should say, right under my left shoulder blade. - Doctor: Hun1ph! If the pain area is no larger than that. it isn't Worth bothering about. Wlait till it gets about the size of a two-dollar bill, then call round and see nie. . Grace Miller to Marita, when she saw a bit of paper with Ruth and Marita entvvined on it: My goodness! I do be- lieve you two are crushes, crushes, amen. ' Ch, no, answered Marita. 'WVe're crushes, crushes until a nian. Teacher Cin literaturel: Wl'lCl'l our author speaks of Our Lady, whom does it refer to? W Bright Pupil: The Queen. PROSPECTIVE PENNANT PURCILXSERS. , First Girl : I think pennants are awfully expensive and espe- cially the Greek lettered ones. Second Girl: But don't you think Cld English are just as pretty? I think Lindenwood would be prettier in Old English than in Greek. ' Complexion, as deined in a foolish dictionary: Color of face. From Eng. Complex-difficult, and shun-to avoid, To avoid dif- ficulty buy it of a druggist, V 'IEE PEAEIEELCY With a Reputation gained by many years of close application to business, backed by Steel: Quality Service q LARGEST 9 q HIGHESTJ q BESTJ Respectfully, CHARLES E- MEYER 39:43.11 Drug store nn un-in-nam LHIBSE R E 5 Firsf SPRING DRESS GOODS E National SUMMER GOODS z COLORED HOSIERY Bank SHOES of R g St. Charles, 41112-11. wliinnnun xi sous Mimi mfinulille un., sr. CHARLES, mo. 5 QWQQWWQ ESTABLISHED I 863 . EDW. GUT, President CARL DAUDT, Vice-Pres. HENRY ANGERT Cashier J. A. SCHREIBER, Asst. Cashier Capilal, fl 00, 000. 00 Surplus, 573, 000. 00 An American was braggiiig in England about how much taster American trains were than English. After they had taken him on the fastest the country afforded, they got special permis- sion to outdo all records. The train got to going faster and faster, and at last the American held tightly to his seat. L Then the Englishman said: Well, how does this suit you? Pretty scared, ar-en't you? The American: No, incleedg Fm just seared we'll run off your insignificant little island. 'I,in weak from toil. but strong in appetite, said it Linden- Wood Sliakcspeznfe student, after at ton minutes' struggle with ai L. C. beefstealc. T Carrie C.: Suv the ras meter in niv rooin is broken- tell 17 u 7 Mrs. Kirby. - Lucille: Whv Carrie have 'ou a meteor ri ht in vour vl 7 gi .J room? V Louise B. Centering a room Qiiid Slitlllllllllg' the door on her own skirtj : Oh, excuse meg :lid I pinch you in the door? Dr. Horn: Tell ine the writers of the Queen Anne period. Florence VV. Cutter nearly all had been nainedj : Fielding, QQ COLLEGE HEADQUARTERS as ea G CD CDL F CD Z 2 UD UD r-P SD D CL QYCE IQ 6919 69 K9 G9 69 69 S9 QC65X9K8 E91EE97E59ElQKQl I IE! ! ! FIRST IN EVERYTHING. if Agent for A. G. Spalding 8: Bros. Sporting gg Goods. A Complete Line of Stationery gi always on hand. Special Prices made to YQ EE Classes on Pennants, Wall Pieces and Pil- Ei? Q3 lows. Also, the Largest Line of Portieres Q9 Q in the City on hand at all times. Q 69 69 BELL 79 KTNLOCH 58 Q QQQQQ3E95G9X1Q 96Q6QQ, EXQXG5X !Q 69 639 655129 For Seasonable Flowers call on L We Want to find out If EDWIN DENKER Steluhrluker Furnlmre C0 212 South Fourth St ST CHARLES MO i . -X -v BOTH PHONES. s - .N 4 V , . A' 1, 1, ll I, 1, ll I, I, I ll 1, Lf, I, ll .J , n F' I i L' :H Q r N.. Cut this advertisement out and NT 1 bring it to us and we will allow ,L ' Q C I I ' i I O f you 106 for it, to apply on any T i le amount you purchase from us. A 'E Ti I, I 0 'P . , . ' f 'L Only good on cash sales n 1909 E . NOT' DESIGNED FOR LOVERS. Carr: I am sure Cupid had nothing to do with the alphabetf' N. Blount: VVhat gives you that impression? Carr: 4'If he had been doing it, he would have placed Naud I much nearer together. . Dr. Horn Cin English IIistoryD : Frances, who Cromwell? Frances Prill: It is a city, is11't it?'i' ' Nydia Cacanko: 'Wlfhat do you think is the best fruit of courtship ? Q Turner: The date. Schwerdt: Say, lXIarita, does old rose color come from old, faded roses? , . - Teaelier Qin English literaturel : 'fNN7ho have we now buried in XVGS't2H1l11SIGl' Abbey ? ' ' i Lucille: Sir Thomas A. Scott. fIIGEll'fl in chemistry class, during a discussion of carbon dioxide as used to charge soda wuter.D Golda Hewitt: 'fllliss Irvin, is that what they use when they want to spike driuks?'l . Now Dick and Barney have it bad, Itls worse and Worse than ever, One day he called to see her folks, To ask for Dick forever. A -..il- Katherine A. Creadiug iu rhetoricjz A High School came up to the lady and said: t'Ca11,t I help you carry your bundles? Mary Rice Ctrauslating in Ovidj : Ad patrias sua fert ves- tigia, vultus coustitque proculn-He carried his feet to his father and left his face standing afar off. Florence W.: The wearied men stretched their bodies out in all directions over thc ground. fTl'H11SI?ltlO11 in Virgilj J' 1. iliarles avbz-gs yytznfc 0 0 i 0 0 O 0 Q 0 0 0 Capital - - - - - 5 700,000 : Surplus and 'lfndivided jarofits, 725,000 O 3 l O 2 S SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES FOR RENT. 2 h . O 2 Always ready to meet the needs of its customers. Would like to hearpfrcm 0 . . . . . . : individuals, merchants and manufacturers who are desirous of establishing per O O I manent relations with at bank of ample resources and offering efficient service and . courteous treatment. O O EIOOOOOIOOOOOIOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000OOOIOOOOOOOOOICOOO Q 0 , , y p lsbment 3 z bere is no Jlccom I' EST. Giants Simi Liuinii Of I : I in your home. E 122 N014511 Main St- E Attractive wall paper often I ' ' d h h ii t if - E When in need of fine laundry work, E SITCITG S hw eieqtde nes ur : do not forget that the work we do on 2 ms lugs ave al e ' v 2 shirt waists shows the hand work of. E We have the 19-test Styles In E an artist, and developes a smile on the : Wall Paper' : face of the wearer, for fine laundry 2 U gl work is at positive joy. E Q O 0 . 0 ' ' ., ' ' wall Paper 5 PRUNGUB 54 JAGUBS, Prnpt. and pa,,,,,,,g . O Z BELL 328 KINLOGH 283 E St' mo' , 0 THE TALE OF TI-IE RAT. Sa.die had a little 'crat, She Wore it in her hair, It made her pompadour so large The boys all stopped to stare. One day down on the practice field, Wll61'G she was playing ball, She jumped around so lively Her hair began to fall, Hair pins, side combs, and rat, NVere laid upon the ground, Bob, the dog, came trotting by, And soon the treasures found. I-Ie stopped and stared with mild amaze, At this strange, black, Wooly rat, Then pounced upon and shook it, As though it were a cat. Sadie played on merrily, Her thoughts on basket ball, Bob was having heaps 0' fun Making the rat look small. At last, when Sadie spied him She shrieked and fainted away, The girls all started after Bob, H e thought they had come for play Then across the campus they tore, Scattering Wire and hair, Girls wildly chasing after, Shrieks of laughter filled the air, Art last, when Bob was run to earth, There was a mighty wail, There Wasn't a hair of that rat left, Not enough to tell the Htale, From that day forth, Miss Sadie Bell Has es- cheWedl' rats and puffs as Well 'Hllhe simple for mine, says she, t'No rats of wire or wool for me. H. D. KIRBY 7 OQ000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI O O O O O O I O O O O O O O C U O O O I Q O O O O C O O O I O O O 0 C O D O O O C O I' OI.00000000.000COOOQOC0.0lCOCOIC.ICICIOOOOOOIOOIIOOIIOIOIIOCII: GEO- HAUENSTEIN - ADOLFH LANGSTADT E s -is s .-1 -' -' ' Wh! -- ' g, HAUENSTEIN Sc LAN GSTADT 3 E Z DEALERS IN 3 FRESH AND SALTED MEATS, 5 ': 4 M N A GAME, ETC. O O I D -- 0 Bell Telephone 197 ' E Kinloch 196 The Only Modern Equipped Shop in the City. 2 OOOOCClllllllICOllIOOOCOIOOC00200000000COCOOOCOICOIIOOOOOOOOIIE . ' 3 an THE HABIT WEST END 5 2 E , O OfGo1ngto : E the Coming E ' : f 2 E 912 Jefferson Street, 5 DRUG STUHE UF ST. GHAHLES 5 g 4 O 2 ST. CHARLES, MO. E --.-.. I 0 2 : 0 o KINLOCH 362 : Ring me up, I have both Phones. : BELL 480 2 C I appreciate even a small favor. 2 E E i 5 0 0 I : No order too small for our careful attention. 0 The Gibson Drug Si re No order too large for our capacity. O 000000'OOO000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI ' Lois Dale: Dr. I-Iorn, what zuiiinal does that thick black leath- er come from?7' 1 . Dr. Horn: Wl1y, what leather do you me2Ln'? Dale: I mean that thick lefither that they nialke the heels . ot s oes out of. h Q Dr. Horn Cin sistrononiy telling of Jupiter's seven moonsj: Louise B.: Oh, I Wouldnlt like to live on Jupiter EL bit. One moon is plenty bright enough for nie. Why did the class lziugli 'Zi Miss Ricketts Cin G-erinain 2D : Clara, irsmlien Sie einen Satze mit cWGl1D., b Ol:1.1':i,: Das Kind ist gut Weun os Soliluftf' A The girls at the table tzilking of farms. . ' Golda. II.: Oh, I was born on 21. farm when I was little. Myrna. Cto Mother K. at dinnerj: Mother, what is Dr. I-Iorn's maiden name ?l' Dr. Horn in Ethics class Creadingj: We are clearly con- scious of merit and demerit and the- Cla.ra'S. Cinturrupting vigorouslyi : We certainly are. 1 O ' - THE H. B. DENKER GRO. CO. Gnocmmms, CHINA 0, AMIGLASSWSABH if Artistic Brie-a-Brac, Fancy Pottery, Jardinieres, Carlsbad, Austrian and American Beauty Dinner Sets, Bisque Statues, Vases, Lamps, Etc. PHONES! Kinloch 200-Bell 152 ST. CCI-IHRLES. MISSOURI. OUVENIR SPOONS M J of LINDENWOOD COLLEGE and other St. CONFEGTIONER Charles Views. . 33 N. MAIN snr. SAINT CHARLE S Send for Our IRETAIL DEALER IN JEWELRY CATALOGUE ICE CREAM AND Mail Orders Solicited 'CRUSHED FRUITS Ice Cream Soda a Specialty. Plows and W.. Lowney's Candies. Picnic Parties and Families Supplied at ST. CHARLES, MO. SPC0if11RHfeS- Oififi DREAMS THAT D0 NOT COME TRUE. Ruth Crandall. not siniling and being sweet to Louise Betts. Miss Porterfield not Watching and Walking the halls when she is on duty. I Louise Culbertson getting a squelching. Lucille Richardson not talking. Mrs. Heron not clapping her hands when a noise is heard. Dr. Horn not shrugging his shoulders. Mr. Quarles not coniing down late to lunch with staring eyes. g Miss Hainni not being graceful in '4Gy1n. . Clara Pelinski not laughing out loud. I Florence Keller not having something to eat. Miss Albright not coming around to the practice room. Martha Johnson and Marvel Cape not in study hall. Margaret Schiltz talking. Mary Clay knowing her psychology CSenior dreainj. Ethel Allen skipping a practice period. A girl at Lindenwood playing better rag time music than Leonora Matthews. - ' Eva Ditch not doing a favor for some one. S. C. M. C. boys not at thc Point and end of Avenue. Girls not talking to said boys. es GOGOQOOOIOIOOO 'OCOOOOICOOOOOIOOOIOOOOOO I O E Central Bank SiXji1GiA,'g ' : ONE DOLLAR E St. Upward ac- A . cepted. Ingerest o 0 ' E II7 S. Main Street. fliigfireznarfi . ment is o en R 6 : St. charles, m0, every Mongay ' .I : until 6130 P. M. ' 0 Main and Monroe Streets, gg sr. CHARLES, Mo. , . X o fs 1? - .n ' ERNST ROBYN, President. I 00000000000090000OOC000OC0lCl:O00OlOOCOOOCOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO H. R. Buning Dry Hoods Company. fIWe stand behind everything we sell, and fully appreciate the fact that the best is always the cheapest in the end. fISo1e agents for Queen Quality Beaquarters for Shoes' Tf it Comes from Desirable Goods B uning 's you at Right Prices. L know it's rigbt. ooocooooaooooooooooooeo oooooeooooooooooooooooooo . . : JULIUS C. WILLBRAND, Cashier. CAESAR CLASS CREED. All those died who wrote it, All those died who spoke it, All those die who learn it, . Blessed grave, they surely earn it. I At Miss Ricketts' table: What is a bigot? M. Hogg: Ch, I know, it's a man with two wives. Ruth: Oh, I have to read the CPathtinder,' one of the Leath- er Stocking Series. Margaret I-I.: Do you? I read one last year, 'Twice Told Tales' V Marguerite S. and Isabel G. on their way to St. Louis. Mar- guerite inquiring what some small green vines were. Isabel: VVhy, 'that's a vineyard, I know, 'cause I live in a wine-raising country. . DIED, March 3rd, 1909-Tom, the L. C. cat, noted for his beautiful eontralto voice. Dr, Horn Cin English I-Iistoryl 1 What is IIIOIIELSEICISIHQH M. S.: A belief in one wife. O. E.: Oh, no, it is chewing your food well. This bed is surely a tight wad. IWhy? Because it won't give a bit. GO TO...-. Sunnruufnrs llnureurlnunr, ' FOR 'THE Best Ice Cream Soda, the nicest Sun- daes, the freshest and best Fruits, Nuts, Candies, etc. S Orders taken for plain and fancy Ice Creams, Ices and Sherbets. Fancy Brick Creams- a Specialty. UNION SAVINGS BANK ESTABLISHED 1870. Capital and Surplus Sl45,000 Resources - - 725,000 We pay 3 per' cent. on Time Deposits. Checks Cashecl on any Bank. J. F. HAUGH, Cashier. H. F. PIEPEH, Pres. GUS H. WILKE, ASS'llIaSh. H. H. STEEIJ, V-P. Portraits, Groupes and Views of all Kinds . G. REDDEN, Photographer ---NWZWV, Cor. Second and Clay Streets. Developing and Printing for Amateur Trade Refined Styles in Eadies' Ox: ford Cies, Pumps and Slippers Rochester-Newport makes in all College Shapes and the leading styles. 'c?' ,-'49-0 -3 Q9 ' 2 ' --' fliiilil . ' : X Q , eh: yy H fs' --f? S3 'r- wr g r-i. ?3G,xir K I Call and be Htted right at the Palace Sboe Store. LINDENWOOD H0lVIE TALK. It was a lovely night in October, and school Was in full sway, We had had lots of home-talks, and expected more before May, The faculty are always excused and don 't have to sit and listen, But they just ought to stay some night, Cthey don't know what they ,re 1nissin'j 3 Mrs. Heron coines Walking down the aisle, with spoon and fork and papers, ' The girls settle right down in their seats, and refrain frointall their capers, A First she reads her deinerit list, and all ears are strained to hear, Then she 'reads the little D0n'ts,' we have heard for many a year. She insists on the girls being PROMPT at the bells and ready in everything, And then she says to be still in the halls, and notito holler and sing, Next comes the questions of neatness, and be sure to read your card, Don't borrow things from the other girls, and throw bean cans in the yard. By this time we're getting restless and anxious for our mail, Then when she reads out all the nanles, down to the ':Gy1n we'll sail, We breathe freely for about a week to think the ordeal is over, We feel just about as free as little calves in elover. I But just let us get reckless, and throw tin-cans in the yard. Then We get another home talk, and we get it good and hard. I-IAZLE DELL KIRBY. KLI E'S 509 Washington Avenue, ST. 1 ' . The Season's Newest Effects at Extremely Low Prices For You in Almost Endless Assortment. -Lf..-N.,S.. ' Tailored Cloth Suits, Two and Three-Piece Royal Suits, LOUIS. Are Ready Silk, Cloth and Lingerie Dresses, Linen Suits and Dresses, Wraps, Street and Party Dre sses, etc. Express Charges Prepaid on all Purchases Outside of St. Louis. VVANTED--Someone to chaperone Miss P. downtown-the cadets are going also. Has anyone seen Bessthie Carsthun? Mrs. C. Cin Shakespcarejz '4Miss Amos, will you be the Earl? Miss Amos Qreadingl : Yes, my Lord. In Botany- Teacher: In what respect is a cat and cockle lfiur relatedll' Bright girl: They both scratch. Miss P.: In what voice is that verb in ?,' Miss S.: Bass voicef, Pil flocking at a picture in the libraryl: HThat girl was killed during the Civil NVar. ' Eleanor K.: Did you go to Lindenwood when she did? . Sing, I Gave Her Kisses One, to Miss Irvin and seciwhat happens! , I - - i Till f our colored cook : Is Mrs. Ileron goino' to the 'laug- 5 .. to .. eration il Mrs. K.: UNO, I think not. Tilly: 'WVell,, I wish I had known that before and I would have gone. You know we can 't both be away at once. Louise K. Cproclainiingl : How I would love to hire a horse and go horse-back riding. CTliii1kingj But I suppose I would have to take a chaperone-IVell, I guess I will ask Miss Porter- field. Marita I-I. Chorriliedl : 'lOh, no, no! Miss Porterheld docS11't believe in 'poniesf U THE WOR.LD'S GREATEST JEWELRY ESTABLISHMENT. 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'Gt J' gs! 4-Li v, , . . in , yv , 7311 gf.r f'g.'g.+. at f ff af f J N 6 x V X gf xx K, ,A a M311 ' we - Ladies' Solid Gold Watches, 518.50 to 5600. line Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry, Silverwares, Cut Glass, ArtWares, Clocks, Leather Goods, Opera Glasses, Umbrellas, Sta- tionery, etc. Write for it to-day, we mail it free. MERM00, JAGIIAHB 80 Etlilli, 610 X ew gpsi may NG G4 if-T11 0' ,G BROADWAY, Con. LOCUST ST LOUIS- Wo make more lll10 Glass Pills and llcllals tllllll any other ll0liSll in lllllE1'lDll. eddefsf-ti, Qf- f -9 . -:, N Nd. 'H' M0 009 asf E:,5p5Jf. .Q Q. V aflfit H if QM 0... I Qfws Q lg , , F 04 Adele O. Cat dinner tablej: Maud, why arcn't you eating your dinner? Maud: I have a crush. May P. to Hazel: 4'Say, you reineinher the Grand Opera Lo- hengrin last year' '- Dorothy Cchiining inj : I saw a Grand Opera this Week. It was gSchool' Days.' 7' Sis in Senior Play practice: It is eonfoundedly good to be hard. May: NVhat arc you readin g, Mother Kirby? Oh, physics pneumonia. CA new term for psychic plicnoinenacj Lost! A sack of onions. Inliabilaiits of No. 50 inucll worried. Did Mary O. receive a package at noon? Oh, nog it was just a tablet from S. C. M. O. After t'Election Day, why was Mary OJ so down-hearted? VVhy, she was elected. Miss L. Ctalking in the offieej : 'ilVell. I always did think I was kind of a splinterf, Mr. Q.: L'Yes, I always noticed you were very 'pointcdf If you happen to see one of Miss Nicholas' pupils with a long face you can look further and see an interval chord book. ' NVhat is that noise? Oh! only Mr. Q. singing HPOIII, Pom, Tee- on to one of his pupils. i iiiwiiiis Siiriiii Ennis Ei , 809 LUIINSN NNNHNN, Si. LUiiiS, NIU. CARRY A COMPLETE LINE OF TENNIS, BASKET BALL ANU GYNINASIUNI GUUNS ALSO CULLEGE PENNANTS. 1 -1Q--f4cu--- Siiiiiai iiiiiiiiiuii Giiiii in iiuiieles. Bunny Dale Ceating chicken which had been prepared long since D : H0117 l'll die if this kills me to-night. A . Mrs. K. Cat the table wanting to know if there were any va- cant placesb : Sadie, please look around and see if you can see anyone who is absent. Dorothy: I Wonder who I can get for a tutor, in Algebra? Margaret H.: 4:-Wlly' do:1't you get Dr. H., hc's a 'tooterf' Louise, have you a ruler in your room? Louise: I should say not, there are enough rulers in this school without having one in your roo1n.', Does Miss Porterfield like the opposite sex? V Oli, ycsg why, the other day she HC01'11C1'CClH a cadet. I I O 9 0 0 0 O Successors io ESTABLISHED J. I-IA. CRANE 1855 3 . 212 43: FURNITURE or ALL KINDS IIIKQS I For the Dining Room, Bed Room, WN Library and Parlor. ' ALL AT POPULAR PRICES. L I I E THIS IIOCKER As Illustratedj Q,-5.1 A Best Genuine ea Our FOR S25.50. I PRUFROCK-LITTON, Fourth and SI. charm sig ST. LOUIS, IvIo. Artists' Materials VVhite China for Deeeratirlg Colors, Brushes 4 Tube Paints Canvas, Etc. LALQE' L 513 Clive Street., AN L. C. SERENADE. One beautiful night in December, the snow fell thick and fast, The maids of L. C. were all sleeping and the lights were out to the last. I Inside all was dead silence the tea.cher made her last round, Yes, as silent a.nd wierd and ghostlike. as the white snow on the ground. ' IVe, my roommate and I, were discussing the general things of the day, VVhat a bad lesson we had had and how long it woul d be till next day. Wife discussed such matters of interest for about an hour or more, When all of a sudden I heard a noise-my roomie had decided to snore. ' I lay dozing a while, and then all was blank to me, I think I must have gone to sleep, as my roomie snored merrily. I jumped with a start and strained my ears, what was this I could hear? - llflusicl Ah, lonely music, how beautiful and how clear. Vifhat were these tragic sounds that held me in such ri spell. I yelled to my roomie to awake. and she jumped to the tloor pell mell. She ran to the Window and raised it, then thrust her head away out, V And then such a laugh I never heard, and I swear 'twas fairly at shout. I shook and pounded and punched her,-the music was out of my mind, And then to surprise she said I was certainly deaf and blind, Because the beautiful music that had enchanted me so that night. Was the nightly serenade of the L. C. cats, and she said it ivas truly a fright. I Now, I am not so enchanted when that same music I hear, Although it is just as loud and, indeed, it is just as clear. But now, when I am dozing. and the serenaders make ready to sing, I help my roomie throw shoes, books, pictures, and. in fact. just any old thing. IIAZEL DELL KIRBY. 3 0 N - fag, 4- 1 ' E5 f S Qlfw n. 'f f:x 4' 'MTA'-' X TO TI-IE LADIES: . You all admire handsome footwear. We want an opportunity of showing you the Very newest -1909 creations. Suades, Satins, Cravenettes, and Kid. Pink, Blue, Lavender, Gray, Tan, Cham- pagne and Black, - ' Ankle Strap Pumps, One and Two-I-Iole Theo's. Fancy Colored Hosiery to match. BRAND T'S N ew Shoe Store 616 and 618 VVashjngton Avenue. NOT BEST BECAUSE LARGEST, BUT LARGEST BECAUSE BEST. Sept Sept Sept Sept Sept Sept Sept Sept. Sept. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. 4-Dr. Ayres reads Jessicfs letter to the LINDENWOOD CALENDAR. 16-Opening of school. 19-Old girls come late, as usual. 21-Convocation service. 22-New girls talk of Cadets. 211-Clara. Spiller cries. 25-Old girls entertain new girls in a. dance. 27-Homesick Sunday. 29-Home letters--everybody happy. 30-Clara still crying. 24-Fainous' Crawley Players. 3-Football game. girls. 5-Blue Monday. 6-Contiscation of chafing dish burners. ' 7?-Miss Porterfield teaches Bible. 10-The girls go to the village to shop. 11-Every one asleep in church. I 4 13-Jessie arrives. 14--Great time about the '4Acaden'1s. 17-Girls go to St. Louis to see the sights. 18-Rain. Have church in chapel. 19-Miss Porterlielcl on duty.-Oh, my!!! 21-Two girls get squelchecl in the eflice. 22-Big clay. Taft in town. Girls visit court house '23-Skidoo's Birthday. 24-Fudge! 26-Something wrong! Dr. Horn 's Bible class recites. 28--Home talk. 29-Faculty Recital. sn 4QS'WOQQIW9WQQS'lCfSQfWOiQQQ4WOQfQSQQfl1QfO5QQ9WSQvQ3 ...1.THE .ti - Sold SMITH BARNES PIANO Mojjghly Our recommendation of the Smith dz Barnes Piano P is based on our intimate knowledge of the methods ayments' of its construction, and years of experience and gg trial have demonstrated its worth as THE IDEAL HOME PIANO New The only complete stock of sheet music and music PIHIIOS books in the city. Schirmer, Wood and Littolff For editions. 3 ' VAL Rus PIANO coMPANY, S 522.1 ' E. J. PIPER,-General Manager. Per IOO5 Olive Street, 2 ST. LOUIS, MO. Month. CfQSiQQUSrWlvSQv!QQ4irWSQQiQQ'SQ'S5Q5QfQQQ'SQ 'Q4S llrrlfrflzfl OI . Irfglirllllllffl:-Wi Anything in Photography. College Photos and Fads. Svrhming Svtuhiu, E15 N. flaglnr, IIPEII' Bnlnmr, 591. Ennis, ililln. Prices Reasonable. Enlarging and Finishing. GENUINE LOMBARD Sailor Blouses SERGE, FIJXNNEL mm cuolee Wash Fabrics College Girls. APPROVED AND WORN BY LINDENWOOD -STUDENTS. . For Illustrated Booklet, Address HENRY S. LOMBARD, 22-26 Merchants Row, BOSTON, MASS. ' ' ElIlj74j,71, 1,--1, 1, 1, if-fr, A' 1, fl, if ,gill Oct. Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov. Nov Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. Dec. 30-Gamma Dance. 1-Howard swallows a fly. 2-,Big Junior campaign. 3 L-Presidential election. 4-Everybody happy-but Lucille. 6 -Marshmallow roast, Everyone, even Merry Wid- ows, wears gym suits. 7-Mother Kirby fusses about clean spreads. 8-Missionary talks in Y. M. C. A. 9-Helen Vaughn cuts bangs. 10-Dr. Ayres makes announcement about economy in 11 electric lights. ' .-Boiler bursts.-Half holiclay. 13-Friday, thirteenth. 15-Ice cream and chicken, as usual. 17 19 21 23 25 30 -Tennis tournament.-Juniors winners. -Students' recital. -Every one talks of Turkey days. -Packing. -All off for Tlianksgiving. -All away. 1-Girls arrive after vacation. 3-Girls still strolling in. 4-Last bones of Thanksgiving boxes picked. 5 -Mrs. Ayres and llazle buy Mrs. Hcron's birthday present. 6-Indigestion-excuses from church. 7---Six girls cut bangs. Elks Memorial in the afternoon. Ell:1lll 1Ilmllmlln alla ull: ella ulimilmlll alla :IB The largest exclusive Wo: men's and Children's out: fitting store in the West. Suits, Costumes, D r e s s e s , Tzu' Coats, Skirts, Waists, Mil: linery, Undermuslins, Cor: i ' . sets and Dress Accessories. Special attention is directed to our showing oi Lingerie Dresses and two and three: piece Linen Suits. 5 87.98, 31000, Sl4.75, 525.00 and up to 595.00. Thomas W. Earlnad, BHUAIJWAY, NEAR LOCUST. if fi -A , . , f Q P 1 F A 0. X. .. ' Q' ' 1 5 'f fb ff 0 iw . t 1,0 ' f f J , NZ M N . Q , ' . ll 1-. '27 ,JW Z! I f 0 f m X N l x d ' f t i 1 El X I 1 1 51 lo c QQ' I ' :E H 0 1 I 0 ' . Qi e . A Vi' 3 O L 1 E ' I J L E 0 I' Ox V 15 5 E S7 ' v 5' S 9 1 61 E j I .AIR 0 N w W X ' fl I W ,-ir.,-. F' 0 Ta if f K J I 9 . gl f , X ,Egg . U. 5 gf! -' QQ' l 5 , 4 : 0 M Q 'I , Q r gf. , ., 'fuk ' V A- o if Embroidered Line n Gown with Coat to Match, 53950. tln all Colors and Whitej Qltzilpiizillnllmlp 'ui Ill' Ill' 'IIUIlUllI 'IlC21 F r X , Qc 3 X H-4 -. XX ' ' . a' T- 5 5 - 1-217, 1 as c W E S 1 47, WI., 1 his Oo if ill ' lf' K 9 Dec Dec. Dec. Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Jan Jan Jan J an Jan Jan Jan J an Jan J an Jan Jan J an 9--Sonlething unusual. Dr. Ayres announces about lights. ll-Faculty and Students' Reception. 12-Everyone claims a Cadet. 13--Church in chapel. Faculty has twenty cents col- lection. 14-Faculty meeting. Everybody good. 15-Mrs. Heron 's birthday. 16-Faculty linger in Dining Room. 17-Hair Washing. l e 19?Girls visit Xmas Bazaar. 20-Everyone talks of Christmas presents. 23--Home for Christmas. 6-Back to school. 6-Everyone homesick. 8-Sis Horne arrives with a solitaire. 9-Everyone cleans room.-Sighs! A 11-Sis talks of nothing but Wzi.rren and the Wedding. 13--Nothing doing. 15-Callers. 17--Miss Llewellyn has company. 19-Forest Park girls arrive. 21-Everyone holds breath for fear of a students' rc- cital. 23--And the next day it rained. 211-Sunday. Blizzard, 26-Mary Schroeder ill. EI' III' 'IIUII' 'll' 'll' 1 U El LINDENWCDOD CCDLLEGE . Foe women The School that has Given Character to the Education of Vlloinen in the Middle West. The book which Carries this advertisement illustrates the life and environment of the sehoolg it gives a pictorial representation of the beautiful groundsg the coinmodious buildingsg the ample teaching forceg the representative class of young wonien, who are here receiving their preparation for their life work. The degree conferred by Lindenwood is the equal in extent and thoroughness of the degrees offered by any of the representa- tive woinenis schools of the Middle West. Unusual facilities are here offered for special Work in music, art and expression. For a booklet more fully describing the courses of study NVrite to, DR. GEORGE FREDERIC AYERS,X St. Charles, Missouri. ' 'll' 'IIUII' 'll' 'll' 'IW Jan Jen Jun Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb. Feb Feb. 27-Girls ask for callers. Mrs.. Heron says, Come back laterfl . 29-No callers. Everyone mad. ' 30-- W'ho has the mop?'f I-Senior Play, The Elopement of Ellenf' 5---Halzle and McQueen meet. 6-Girls get H comps. 'i S--4'O11e of the Eight, by S. C. M. C. 9-i'VVasii't it fine? 11+Mother Kirby plays detective and discovers Mary in Davis' closet. 12-Lincoln's birthday. Petition for half holiday, Nixy holiday. Tilly indignant. ' 13-Valentine box. Lots of comics. 15-Bob sled ride. Jessie delighted. 17-Miss H-ainm has fun with the 'tcatchup bottle. 20-An old girl comes back to the old building. 22-Theta. Dance. How it rained!!! V 23--Juniors make a noise,-thatls all. 24-Seniors make donations of lemons to the Juniors. 25-Helen, Margaret, Faye condemned to the niumpery. 26-Seniors wear pig tail locks. 27-More mumps ! ! ! l Il Qxiery-Wliere did we get them? 28-Fried oysters! RS-K YOUR GROCER -F-'OR Just Right and Q-uimo BRANDS OF GROGERIES THEY WIDD PLIEHSE YOU . V DISTRIBUTED BY KFOGQZFHHUIOS-JSUIGS Grfo. Go. O ST. uouls, :nog E. T. J ETT Xl Perfecf:Fitting Eyezlilasses B o oks ell e rs U and Stationers Koms AND SUPPLIES O BIBLES, FOUNTAIN PENS, BLANK BOOKS. A Full Line of Text d Reference Books and School Supp . Catalogues ' ' Erker Bros. 0pt1cal Co 912 UHVB SWBBI - - SI. LllUiS, MU. 604 ana 3564 0live street. M arch March M arch M arch March March M ar cl?-A March March March March March March March March March March M arch M arch M arch 1-A bunch in Study hall.-A fevv tears. 2--Physiognomist searches for intellectual bumps. 4-Voting contest for Annual in chapel. 5-Bob dines on Sadie Bellis rat.'7 Also S. C. M. C. reception. 6-S. C. M. G. belt buckles in evidence. ' 7-Indian Evangelist. Stampede to Southern Presby- terian Church. 9-Indian Wriglit visits L. C. at chapel. 10-Logan converted. 12-Mad rush for callers. Two left out. 14-Eight L. C. girls join church. , 15-More mumps-Lucille searches in vain for lunips. 16-VVanted-A private mail carrier for the niumpcry. 17-Miss Porterield. corners a Cadet. 18-Quarantine signs in evidence. Old Glory , Waves serenely. A . 20--All make a raid on vinegar bottle. 21,-Mary has Ptomainc. Swell affair. 23-Helen and Col. Smith take a walk., 2-1-Basket ball game called off. 25-Oh, JOY! Spring vacation. 30-School again, ready for study. GD CED 57 VARIFPIES I-I E I VARIETIES PURE FCDCDD PRGDUCTS SOUP Hill!! , - PICKLES . 1 India Relish Soups, etc. 1 - Sweet Pickles Olives, , f 3 O11ve O11 fgj s Baked Beans P Vinegars M - Catsups Preserves .1 1 , -- f ,- Q L4 7 Q '- B 2- . L 4113 THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST V Apple Butter Nz LM l IF YOU WANT THE BEST, GRDER 57 VARIETIES H E I Z VARIEFIES QD QD April 1-All Jlfoolls day, everybody foolish. April 2-Senior Circus. Big time. . ' April 3-First base ball game. ':Tqo cold for the L. C. girls April -1-Spring flower pots blossom. April 5-Echo from Edwards ville-'WVho are the Browns? April 6-Basket ball contest. Juniors Win 11 to 4. April 7--Annual goes to the press. Rejoieing by the board April li?-Arbor Day. Celebrations. May 21-Senior Recital. May 27-4Fielcl Day. May 28-Students' Recital. May 29-Art Reception. May 30-Baechalaureate Sunda,y.' May 31-Class Day. June Tl-Commencement. II1 L-Bmmx ci gn . 1...-I s iIQAafX8SS. 'K li J. EDWARD ROSCI-I, SAINT LOUIS PHOTOGRAPHIC ART SHOP, 1000 NORTH GRAND AVENUE. 2 SUNDAY ' S Q OFFICE HOURS: 5 S 10 A. M. 'TO3P. M. ' Il K X YYBX4 lI '5K .... .ei . -i fs JZ' V' EV. E. CARRERAS, Printer and Binder, St. Louis, Mo. V .-, .H , Nl, v -, 24,1 .,.. V v I .l .V EXTRAORDINARY ANN UNCEMENT THE H. A. PI-IIPPS-PIANO OO. 4300 Olive street, ST. LoUis, Mo. WIAVING affected arraugments whereby they become General Distributers for the famous Paul G. 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