Lincoln Junior High School - Lincoln Life Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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OUR JANITORIAL FORCE The above picture shows our janitorial force standing in front of the boilers Which keep us warm Reading fiom left to right they are, Messrs. Her- man Johnson, Janitor Engineer in charge; John Hirshman, Fireman; Joe Sunders Janitor; H G Harrison, Fireman; Edward Weeds, Janitor; Armour Groves, Janitor. By These Words Ye Shall Know Them Mr. Lewis: Go outside, boys, and fight it out. Miss Schonebaum: Be on your guard. Mr. Lama: So much for that. Mr. Alger: Be logical. Miss Irving: Someone's lips. Miss Feely: Ears up. Miss Tice: Versteben? Miss Neill: M. Y. O. B Mrs. Jones: Leave the room in perfect order. Miss Berg: We'll scrub today. IvIr. Nichols: Twenty- two laps Miss Finn: You are the future citizens senators and presidents IVIiss Brown: Report at 3 :30 to 224 Miss McNamara: By the Way, class. Mrs. Morrison: Write that five hundred times. Mr.'Schlotfe1t: Snap out of it. Miss Kirtland: Use strategy Miss Daniels: Don t sit like bumps on logs Miss Culver: Sing, don' t yell Mrs. Wedell: Now look here. Miss Kimball: Isn't that hue! Miss C. Barron: Where's my key? Miss Northey: Turn away from your machines. Mr. Koehler: You,re the doctor. Miss Hoy: Party at 3 :30 but nothing to eat. 1713.

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Dear Maria: I hav herd thet Gofer Prary hasn t any Junior Hi Skools we hav, and Ill tell u about it It 1s a skool for 9th graders, but we let the 7th and 8th graders in becuz we think thet sum day they mite becum 9th graders, but per- sonelly I think thet there is little hope fer sum of ,em. Our halls are brite and cheerful so if u don't know yer lessuns, the teechers let u go out there. 'We hav two luvly gims The girls use thers as a sort of dressin rum to put ther klose 1n wen they go down to the pool to kleen up The boys use thers to run laps in wen there naughty We hav many klubs The pupils who do not belong to these spend most of ther leesure time studying If u want to git thin I suggest the kafeteria. Just git in line, the others will do the rest. Wen I first went ther I thot of Floyd Collins who had a live tun pressure on him. We hav a good many janitors. Ther cheef dooty is to chase us out at noon so we will take our ten deep breaths of fresh air. I hav now told u the princaple parts of a Junior Hi Skool. All except the teechers. I am sory I cannot tell u why we hav them becuz I do not know. Your chum, Pauline Reubens. TO A LATIN TEACHER Givit tuum gudon plente Socet tuum gudon stronge Never letum be absente Gopher evre verb ats wronge; Always teachum conjugations, Seldom saither doin wel . Makum wish they hadnit cum heer, Makum wish theyid ring the bell. -ADAPTF.D. 70

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