Lincoln Junior High School - Lincoln Life Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

Text from Pages 1 - 88 of the 1925 volume:

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K7 4aa 11 I fix , f a f ,. x v I I I ' ' n , . I 1 t ' a . a i, I . ,Jr' ' , v '1 Q FRED D. LEXVIS QI.A x .6, 2 a 4' 1 K ,1. Cir f , JQWM-ac M c WM -. - , . ' . ' MX z! u 5:7... 395 K I a l m . ; :7 s j 1 VX jK 57w 14 J44 3W ' f FOREWORD WE BELIEVE THAT EVERY HUMAN BEING HAS SOME POWER WITHIN HIM WHICH IS NEEDED BY THE WORLD. WE BELIEVE THAT THE CHIEF DUTY OF THE SCHOOL IS TO HELP EACH PUPIL DISCOVER HIS OWN PECULIAR TALENT. WE BE- LIEVE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL HAS AN vfJNRIVALED OPPORTUNITY TO ASSIST BOYS AND 'GIRLS TO FIND IN WHAT DIRECTION THEIR ABILITIES LIE. THAT WE MIGHT ESTABLISH IN PERMANENT FORM A RECORD OF THE BEST WE HAVE ACCOMPLISHED IN EVERY PHASE OF OUR VARIED SCHOOL LIFE, WE ARE PUBLISHING THE FIRST LINCOLN LIFE ANNUAL. 0 er, ' ' o w e ' THE BLACK AND GOLD 1', . ,1 , . I All bail to thee, fair banner, e - . i . With pride we thee behold, ' M I E .. . . With joy thy sons and daughters 1 . I .5? Acclaim the Black and Gold. ' ' f : Throughout our lives, dear Lincoln ' Thy standards weell uphold . 3 ' ' - The spirit of The Commoner . , , ' Shall rule the Black and Gold. e i . All honor to thee, Lincoln, ' And when we leave thy fold, ' e ' Weell neeer forget our love and prz'dee- , . - . In Lincolnes Black and Gold. ye OLIU: Q V LIIZAmH M. DxNIELs JULIA E M1c111:LSF.N,C AROIINI: M. Nl-ZILL, NORA M. DXRRON, C IXROLI INE Ix. BARPON, r N COOK, :LHCF M. IRVlNi., 1LORENUCKIMIXLL, ELLA M. KOEFOD, ELANCJ H. 0,13 RIFIS' g. . t J c: y b I ,2 KW ENGLISH - 3? 5 S, t ., e .3 .K a r T fig We are the English teachers, x Q IX ,1 '3 e Wetve an ear for shghted Gs, . : x1 at 4 Q, We've an e e for missmc commas, i K r w J Y D L. , V, x And a taste thatts hard to please. N V . f e :13. xj S V h Vse We seek to have our classes t A ,2 ,1 c . H t , u 7 n ' t w v3 Day, It s I , artd not It s me, x- C; Q .j 3 x: And forever we re 1n51st1ng A . x -.4 ; . Verbs W1th subjects must agree. - t We read myriads of papers From September clear through May, ,. 2. And our fa1thful penc1ls mark them t e t; Y, or lACYN 0r tlB,, Or IAANt? In the realm of song and story ,. Dally, weekly, without rest Stlll we strlve to teach our puplls T0 apprec1ate the best. x. a a .9 We seek out h1dden talent, . - . :3 And W1th JOY we hung to llght '1. . Future poets, wrlters, actors, 5 t : Edltors W1th pens of mlght. 3 f 'V'. Oh, We're glad we're Enghsh teachers 4 q Splte of themes and grammar too, ' . - For we know the thrill of iinding J . ; Beauty, art, and gemus true. 1+ ' Q h! 8 t x3. ' .J- , X m W .. . KR; q jhlv; f e K X It V 57 QR Jxx; V $ 1i. i HELENE E. COWLING, MARGARET E. BOLINCRR, SUSAN S. ECKSTRAND, KATHERINE M. MORRISON In B. YIKE, ALICE S. KIRTIAND, MARTHA BRETT MORAN SOCIAL SCIENCE TEACHERS CREED We believe in boys and girls, the men and women of a great tomorrow, that whatsoever a boy soweth, the man shall reap. We believe in the curse of ignorance, Win the efficacy of schools, in the dignity of teaching, and in the joy of serving others. We believe in wisdom, as revealed in human lives, as well as in pages of a printed book, in-lessons taught, not so much by precept, as by example, in ability to work with the hands, as well as to think with the head, in everything that makes life large and lovely. We believe in beauty in the school room, in the home, in daily life, and in out-ofedoors. We believe in laughter, in love, in faith in all ideals and distant hopes that lure us on We believe that every hour of every day we receive a just reward for all we are and all we do. We believe 1n the present and its opportunities in the future and its promises, and 1n the divine joy of living. aADAPTED FROM UTHE SCHOOL JOURNAL.' IM stir! ': NWNN w Ne e W e xx X; x X N XK x e w exsh X R Wx xx QR Wm eh MARIE A. SCHONEHAL'M, GRACE D. BROWN, LAURA M. BARRETT, SIGRID 1i. CARLSON, DELIA A. FINN. MATHEMATICS uThe beautiful has its place in mathematics as elsewhere. The prose of ordinary intercourse and of business correspondence might be . held to be the most practical use to Which language is put, but we should be poor indeed Without the literature of imagination. Mathematics, too, has its triumphs of the creative imagination, its beautiful theorems. its proofs and processes Whose perfection of form has made them classic. --JAMES F. WHITE, PH. D. Front RoweGRACE V. HOY, ALMA B. BERG, HENRY E. SCIILOTFELDT, ESTHER M. GUNDERSON, RUTH C. JONES. Back RoweC. F. AMA, ETHEI. A. TICE, C. XV. ALGI-tu, STANLEY L. Koauuek. INDUSTRIAL DEPARTMENT Five shops are available for the boys; namely, woodworking twhich also includes wood-turninga, electricity, sheet-metal, printing and mechanical draw- ing. Every boy spends ten weeks in each shop. He then repeats three of the shopsespending ten more weeks in each of the three shops. In the third year or ninth grade, he may drop industrial work, or choose any shop; he must do satisfactory work in that shop for one semester, to receive one credit. An in- dustrial record card is kept for each boy, from the day he enters the school. The information on this card helps the boys in choosing their shop, especially in the ninth grade, also in selecting a trade. Girls are welcome in any shop. A num- ber of girls are enrolled in the print shop. he Home Economic Department is available for the girls, aiming to give them a sound theory as to the meaning of home, its management, business prob lems, personal and household finance. There are two divisions of the depart- ment. Domestic Art offers the seventh and eighth grade girls the essentials of sewing, care and repair of the clothing, and the choice of dress. In the ninth grade, a study of textiles and color harmony is emphasized. The Domestic Science Department includes the essentials of simple cookery and food princi- ples, menu planning and meal serving. Home management in the eighth grade is a practical application of both departments, resulting in a girI scientiflcally efficient in her home and in her community. In the ninth grade, the scientific side of cookery predominates; including Bacteriology and Physiology, and its relation to health. Back RoweGERTRUDE D. FOLEY, HELEN M. DEFORE, JAMES R NICHOLS, GEORGIA V FE EELY, GEORGIA YORK. Front RazveKATuERINE G. NICNAMARA, ELEANOR R XVEDDEL, BEATRICE J NORTHEM FLoRENCE G HARPFR USPECIALSR Still sits the school house by the road, Upon its steps you see T he teachers called the Specials Of the Lincoln faculty. Just Why they're called the iiSpecials You easily can guess, Their specialtyis contributing To Lincolnis happiness. Now reading here from left to right tSo says the rotogravurey Youill find a group that has no par In Wisdom or behavior. Miss McNamara and DeFore The world will sometime know, When from our Lincoln walls depart A Bonheur or Angelo. Mrs. Foley teaches Latin She uest cara thich means deary And if you know your lesson Youill have nothing then to fear. Miss Northeyis classes type so fast All other schools theyire leading, But thereis some scandaD Iive been told Sometimes they've been caught speeding. Have you heard our Lincoln orchestra? Well, Sousa fades beside Our leader, Mrs. Harper, And the Girls' band is our pride. About the spirogyra. Phtosynthesis, and such. Symbiosis, and mitosis, E. Wedell can tell you much. Mr. Nichols and Miss Feely Try to make us strong and sound On posture they are awful cranks; Donft slump while they,re around. Miss York teaches Commercial. But sheis versatile, and so Right now sheis writing plays and things Which hidden talents show. Now if thereis ever anything This special group can do, Just go to them and ask them- Theyill be 'Specialily nice to you. 12 FRED D. LEWIS, ALICE E. COLLINS, ELEANOR V. BENAREK, MARIE MCDONALD, MABEL NESS, Loms GARFIELD THE OFFICE The office force holds a very important place in the life of Lincoln Junior High School. The office is a pleasant place to enter, not only because it is bright and attractive in itself, but because of the friendly spirit that permeates it. Miss Collins, the nurse, keeps careful watch over the pupilsl health. Miss McDonald, llhome teacher, is here to help pupils With their diffi- culties, either at home or at school. Miss Benarek, Miss Ness, and Miss Garfield, the clerks, all have a very real and helpful interest in the school activities. 13 mwaeado 4 MZHZ 14 mm4db Mp HZVZ NW mud4do 4 HECHM 16 mwquo m HEUHM 17 wmzwdc d. ZMNVMV. 18 19 k XV SEVEN B CLASS MECHANICAL DRAXVING SHEET METAL 20 QN ELECTRI CITY wmmwum; 21 :x R$xx H, W x NW $iv - $w$ . M m xxxxxx$ w PRINTING TYPEWRI'HNG 22 1 SEXYIBH COOKING 23 v$ VF W Mk W N $ Ks an vmwm. HOME MANAGEMENT 3333 XX N 33 3V x33 33. 3: 33 3 X $3$ 33 3333333 $ . xv I x X WRXSV 3 3 3 x3 3.3 3 3 g 3 33333 LIBRARY 25 K V v xxxxxxx: om x xv- x XV X Q g 4? x $ XXxxva QR . Wxx A m$$ Lunchroom 7177b 26 ORGANIZATIONS 27 QZxam .QOHO 28 THE GIRLS BAND The Lincoln Junior High School Girls' Band was organized in March. 1924. So far as we know this is the only Girls' band in a Junior High School in the United States. The band is directed by Mr. Allen Abbott and Mrs. Florence Harper. They played last June at Lake Harriet Pavilion before an audience of ten thousand people. They have been invited to play again at Lake Harriet at the opening of the pavilion in June. They Will also play at Minne- haha Park. We are very proud of the progress they have made. The following is a list of members: Comets: ' Mellophones: Mary Berman Doris Millman Ione Rabinowitz Minnie Swatez Dorothy Armagost Sadie Antonoff Mercedes Plumleigh Charlotte Klugman Tyyne Laulainen Geraldine Strong Trombones: Eleanor Couture Clzggiitjltxalbu Pauline Leiderman Lillian Gittelson Ruth Nelson Edith Strauss ' e Ethel Johnson B33233: Cordon Angeline Nelson Lillian Smitn Alberta Tuenge Ruth Zouber Tubas: Piccolo: V Ione Larson Anna Rubinsky Sarah Schanficld Drums: Gwendoivn Ott Eleanor Rosen Cymbals: Ethel Ridker Z9 429w: IUKC m: ,r 30 THE ORCHESTRA One of Lincoln's most important organizations is the orchestra. Its mem- bers are a faithful and hard working group and deserve much credit for the work they have done. They play very 040:1 to: auditorium periods and on many other special occasions. Their two principal performances during the yearrare the Christmas and May Festival programs. For the May Festival this year they are working hard on several light over- tures, which will be given in a very creditable manner judging from the spirit and enthusiasm they are showing at the present time. The instrumentation is as follows: VIOLINS Sherman, Harry Silverman, Beverly Greenberg, Sidney Rosenberg, Pauline Brickman, Helen Falk, Sidney Yelen, Harry Siems, Gordon i Raich, Aby Taylor. Walter Hockman, Harry Zieve, Rose Stendahl, Reynold Cohen, Julius Will, Ernest Lebedoff, Cyril Kroman. William Kaplan, Isadore Chodos, Sam Kates. Abraham Gandel, Isadore , Wimperis. Harold Benson, Martha Licht, Hersh Reinke, Howard Sirott, Norman Benon. Robert - Levy, Mortimer VIOLA Marcus, Ruth Weinstein, Emanuel Seiger, Lloyd CELLO Aalbu, Harriet Hanson, Donald Pravitz, Allen DOUBLE BASS Brislawsky, Abe CLARINETS Smith, Lillian Zouber, Ruth Nelson, Angeline Aalbu, Fern Gittelson, Lillian Johnson, Ethel Cohen, Sadie Altagen, Joe Jensen. Russell Oberstone, ,Marvin M ANDOLIN Mersky, Beatrice PICCOLO Rubinsky, Anna CORNETS Herskowitz, Oscar Plumleigh, Mercedes Laulainen, Tytyne Armagost, Dorothy Rabinowitz, Ions Berman. Mary Strong, Geraldine SAXOPHONE Martin, Llewellyn Mandel, Gerald TROMBONE Nelson. Ruth Couture, Eleanor Leiderman, Pauline MELLOPHONES IVlillman, Doris Swatez, Minnie Antonoff, Sadie Klugman. Charlotte BARITONE Gordon, Mollie Tuengc, Alberta TUBA Larson, lone Schanfield, Sarah DRUMS AND CYMBALS Dockman, Zola Rosen, Sam 31 :DAU 5de 9.?0m TQEE BOYS' GLEE CLUB This has been a division of the Music Department since the school began, as it is in nearly every school in the city. The enrollment in the Lincoln Junior Glee Club is usually about seventy, with a balance of parts as follows: ten second bass, twenty-four tenors, eighteen second tenors, and from twelve to iifteen first bass. The boys meet for practice three times a week, an allowance of time much greater than in most other schools Public appearances are regarded as an opportunity not to be neglected a pleasure, a matter of loyalty and school spirit Enjoyment 13 especially keen when the club is asked to appear with other Glee Clubs of the city and with Mr. Giddings as director. Music fitted for the voices of boys of this age is not plentiful, but is rapidly increasing. A new book is now nearly ready for publication. This dearth of material is due largely to the fact that until some six or seven years ago, no one dreamed that boys of this age could produce beautiful music. The boys them- selves are eager for new materialenothing is too difficult for them to attempt, and the results are highly surprising and satisfactory. The schools of Minneapolis would be quite lost without the Boys' Glee Clubs. 80 hereis to the Lincoln Junior Boys' Glee Club and all others. May they ever, as now, be one of the leading features of the Public School of today and the future! MEMBERS Carl Lunack Charles Epstein George Pretilanen Juneas Sorenson Clarence Gebert Arde Laulainen Harold Lindahl Bernard Kerr Theodore Berg Louis Stolz Victor Bartny Frank Rivera David Eolkin Sol Rotman Elmer Swanson Albert Elstad Paul Chapman Max Cubetsky Actor Oglansky Berkley Ertl Sidney Felman Morris Liss Louis Zlotnick Abraham Renx Charles Grossman Kermit Edelston Bernard Belzer Theodore Klein Harold Longley Leroy Helsdon Morton Cohen Donald Fisher Bennie Trach Gerald Gorel Sam Goldfus Roger Bennett John Borecki Elmer Swanson Albert Elstad Louis Ostrin Edward Gross Robert Brademan Bernard Lenske Robert Wolfgang 33 Jerome Chapman Donald Reiman Arthur Mumm Stanley Saven Isadore Kaplan Isadore Marcus Roland Fischer David Bolnick Herbert Koslow Irving Dachis Victor Johnson Irwin Dahl Herbert Johnson Leonard Laulainin Hymie Brenner Abe Kapelovitz Sidney London Benjamin Avin Herbert Mandel Chester Planto Sidney Gillman 34 DRAMATIC CLUB THE DRAMATIC CLUB When the Dramatic Club was organized, about one month after the new Lincoln Junior High School was opened, nearly three hundred people presented themselves to lltry out. It took a committee of teachers four afternoons to hear all the applicants. They selected ninety-seven persons, whom they considered good material for a Dramatic Club. Two sections of the Club were formed, known as lers. Cowlingls Sec- tion, and HMrs. Bolinger's Section. Work on plays began immediately. Mrs. Bolinger, assisted by Miss Feeley, produced llThe Enchanted Garden. Mrs. Cowlingls section gave llThe Peak Sisters, and llNeighborsX' the wella known play, by Zona Gale. At this time there was no period devoted to school activities. It was neces- sary, therefore, to do all the work on plays after school hours. As these strenu- ous days went by, about thirty members discovered that belonging to the Dra- matic Club meant real, hard work, as well as the fun they had expected, so they resigned from the Club. The number was now reduced to about sixty-iive earnest, loyal members. The sections were united, and Mrs. Cowling assumed the responsibility for the whole Club. At the beginning of the next year, Mr. Lewis announced the joyful news that he had established a homeroom period. This was a great boon to the Club, which was in sore need of more time in which to study and rehearse plays. Since then, we have worked cheerfully, not only during homeroom period, but frequently after school, and at times as late as six o'clock. finding our reward in the work we have accomplished. Last year we gave three productions: llGlory of the Morning, a play of French and Indian days, l'The Minstrel Show, by the boys of the Club, as- sisted by the Glee Club, and uAbbu San of Old Japan, a Japanese play, by the girls of the Club, who made such a success that they were asked to repeat the performance. The plays produced inthe nrst semester of this year were, llThe Bishop of Borneo, a Broadway farce, and llWhich Miss Gildersleever which was writ ten, produced, costumed, managed and coached entirely by the pupils, super- vised by Mrs. Cowling. Only those of us that belong to the Dramatic Club, realize the love and labor which went into that play. At the time of the writing of this article the club is engaged in work upon two plays: Come Out of the Kitchen? the well-known comedy, and one of the Dramatic Club,s masterpieces. HThe Knave of Hearts, produced as a beneiit for the J ohn Hay School, under the direction of a student coach. Those who have been privileged to be members of our Club, feel that we have received innumerable benents, and that we owe a debt of gratitude to our Principal, Mr. Lewis, for unfailing support, and wise counsel, and to our de- yoted and beloved coach, Mrs. Cowling, for the happiest hours we have spent 1n Lincoln Junior High School. 35 mDAU UZHHIEMQ QZ4 UZHMawmmm demhbm wmxwwxxwm. x xx XX 36 THE PUBLIC SPEAKING AND DEBATING CLUB The Public Speaking and Debating Club, under the supervision of Miss Caroline Barron, was started during the month of September. 1924, for the benelit of pupils who wished to learn how to debate and speak in public. The club meets every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, during the home- room period. , We have a fixed program for these days. On Mondays and Wednesdays we have exercises and talks, and on Fridays we have our debates. During the short time we have been organized we have had public debates on the following questions: That Lincoln pupils have homework; That school education should be made compulsory for all children up to the age of eighteen; That Lincoln'should continue to publish an honor roll; and That Junior High Schools should have inter-school athletics. We have also furnished speakers for several occasions including Fire Prevention Week. Armistice Day, Washington and Lincoln programs, Thrift Campaign, and the Father and Son banquet. The club now has about thirty-hve pupils and we feel that during the short time we have been organized, we have progressed in a very satisfactory manner. THE LINCOLN BOYST CHARACTER CLUB The L. B. C. C. one of the newest clubs in the school, was organized February 19, 1925. There are thirty-six members, three representatives from each ninth grade room. This club is an entirely new creationethere is no other club like it in Minneapolis. Our purpose is to aid each member in the four-fold development of his j character mentally, physically, socially, and morally, to strengthen the stand- ards of Lincoln Junior High School, to promote good fellowship among all Lin- coln boys, and to render all possible service to others. Our aims are to have high personal ideals of conduct, to train our minds to be alert, to accomplish what we undertake, to practice self control, to be reverent to God, and to do our best always. Our slogan is HBE A TOP NOTCHER. With Mr. Angel for our leader, and Paul Haight, William Mersky, Ken- neth Lundberg, Chester Plante, and Charles Grossman for our officers, we intend to accomplish a good deal towards making everyone in Lincoln 3 'lTOP NOTCHER. 3 7 $ $ mW 38 xxxxw $ Axx W $ x m w $ s M x wmxwwwxwmmwxwxvxx$wwxxxxxxxxxmxmxxxmxxxmxxxmxxxxw ANNUAL STAFF BUSINESS MANAGERS 39 GIRL SCOUTS TROOP NUMBER FOUR x The Girl Scouts of Troop Number Four under Captain Mrs. Bret Moran, history teacher, was the lirst to invade the new Lincoln Junior High School. The Scouts, eleven in number, came with their principal, Mr. Lewis, from the old Harrison School. Today the troop numbers fifty-six wide-awake healthy Scouts: Tenderfoot and Second Class. This is the largest troop in the city. The troop holds its meetings every Tuesday afternoon after school in the Girls Gymnasium, where Scout activities are taught and carried on. XVeather permitting, long hikes are taken and nature studied. Annually, the Scouts attend the lectures on ornithology and botany at the State University, given by Dr. Roberts. Once a year the Scouts entertain their Parents and Teachers at a HGet-to- gether-meeting furnishing the program and refreshments with the assistance of their Captain. Field Day in May, they always enter the Contests and carry off some of the Honors. In the summer they take turns in attending, for one week, the Camp of the Scouts, where real outdoor life activities are carried on. Many Scouts are always preparing themselves for some of the proiiciency badges. They are always loyal to their school, and boost for all activities of the school in a real Scout manner. Troop 4 is now getting up a play, llTwo Ghosts in White to be given in the near future, the proceeds to go toward our uSchool Picture Fund. If all boys and girls were Scouts, school teaching would be easy. 40 TROOP NUMBER SIX Lincoln Junior High Girl Scout Troop Number Six of the Girl Scouts of America was organized late in the Fall of 1924, under the leadership of Mrs. Foley, Latin Instructor, Who had taken a course in Scout Leadership at the University of Minnesota during the summer. The troop numbers fourteen, of Whom three were transferred from a for- mer troop at Willard School. The majority have passed the Tenderfoot Test, and are now working on the Second Class Test. The meetings are held every Wednesday afternoon and are devoted to Girl Scout activities of varying nature. Hikes are taken when the weather per- mits, giving the girls an opportunity to study nature under supervision. The girls are very interested in the girl scout program, and are working hard to earn proflciency badges in various lines. Several hope to earn Interpre- terTs Badges before June. Since the troop is new, it has not taken part in city activities, but the girls are very anxious to show their interest and to gain their share of the honors. They hope to participate in the Field Day Exercises in May, and are all plane ning and hoping to go to camp in the summer. 41 GIRLS RESERVES The purpose of the Girl Reserve Club of Lincoln Junior High School is to make better girl citizens for the home, the school, the community, and the country. ' The organization is under the leadership of Mrs. Koefod and Miss Allway of the Y. W. C. A. Through a four-fold program of health, knowledge, service, and spirit the girls aim to make themselves physically fit, mentally alert, socially active, and spiritually clean and pure. Toby Kaplan, Who has been the president this year, is now a Third Reserve having won her first, second, and third chevrons at the Chevron Day Awarding Ceremony held last May. All Girl Reserves pledge themselves to the slogan, purpose, and code which are: Slogan-To Face Life Squarely. PurposeeTo Find and Give the Best. Code-To be G racious in manner I mpartial in judgment R eady for service L oyal to friends. 42 0U CAN'T PART Y THEM! M HAVE .YOV SEEN MY ?SEW IHOME? 5N0 BUSINESS Fle,TOO, I ma ALF. MY SUCiLES: T0 va THRIFT! THMrt IWLL snow YW . WERE To PyT THAT om: AND MANY UKE THAT, 3 0 YOU uw HAVE w' PLEASURES .N LATER MFE, 3mm f Boon MW THRIFT CLUB There was a bad fellow named Waste, Who threw away coins with great haste; But Thrift came along, Showed Waste he was wronge Now the Spendthrift has right-about faced. The Lincoln Thrift Club under the supervision of Miss Kimball was organized in February, 1925, for the, purpose of encouraging Lincoln pupils to form habits of thrift. Each class sends 3 Thrift Captain to represent them at the Wednesday Club Meetings. .The officers are: Sylvia Weinberg, President. Lyndon Benson, Secretary. , Tobia Goldstein, 9th Grade Vice-President. Jake Kaplan, 8th Grade Vice-President. Leonard Levy, 7th Grade ViceePresident. The Thrift Club offers for sale the new Thrift Speedster, guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction. Its best features are: 1 he motor, iiEarning, which can make seventy miles an hour on the road to Success. 2. The oil-cup, uPlanning, which makes traveling smoother. S 3. The steeringewheel, uManaging, which insures a straight course to uccess. i 4. The four-wheel brakes, TiSaving, which prevent skidding down Spendy Hill. uThrift is earning, planning, managing, and saving. . T . D. MACGREGOR. 43 ewe w Mex Y -Minncap'olis Journal Photo. thLARENCEhh The January, h25, class play, UClarence, was given, January 21. It was coached by Miss Caroline Barron. Played With naturalness and ease, the pro- duction was an unqualified success, and one Which Will be hard to excel. Reuben Frank and Ruth Shier, in the roles of uBobbie and hCora, were the stars of the performance. The cast was as follows: Clarence ................................. VDaniel Bliss Violet Pinney WVW-rHeIen Toivonen Cora Wheeler ...................................................... rmRuth Shier Mr. Wheeler ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Russell Erickson Mrs. Wheeler , ,,,,,,,,,, Mildred Leviton Bobbie Wheeler ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,..,,-Reuben Frank Dinwiddie ......................................................... John Doran Hubert Stem ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, Marshall Wahl Della eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Annie Lazar Mrs. Martyn ,,,,,,,,,,,, , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,Annette Friedlander 44 X R X X kaxxs$$ kx xxx Q$$x $va$ MNWSR k L $ xx 5 $ x? $XW $$$ ww 9 y km Kw LITERACTURE THE WAY TO HAPPINESS The gentle swaying of the branches, the low musical rustle of the wind among the leaves enticed me. Who could resist them? Not I, so I strolled onward toward the elms that beckoned. As I entered the grove, a sense of peace and quiet came over me. I sat down and leaned back against the trunk of a tree. Be- fore me was a small pond glimmering in the sunlight. A bird, brightly colored, flew into the branches above, then broke into a song rivaling his plumage in beauty. The music gently lulled me. The bird stopped his song and flew away. I was alone. A mist gathered over the lake and then from this hazy world appeared a tiny fairy, with large gauzy wings. In her right hand she carried a wand which glistened as the sunbeams played upon it and hid among the folds of her flowing gown. She waved her tiny wand, and a picture beautiful and impreSsive became visible. A small Village lay hidden in a large forest, which stretched away like an endless sea on all sides. In the midst of the village a group of merry children played. I gazed until the scene faded from view. Then another picture arose from the mist. This was a scene from a far off land. In the foreground was a miniature hut, a field, and a peasant tilling it. In front of the but three small children played. This in turn faded away and then I found myself in a tropic country. I stood on the shore of the lake on which many boats glided. As I stood watching this scene, I caught the strains of a song, low, a bit weird and'uncanny but soothing. These people, too, were happy. This scene vanished as had the others, and nothing remained but the fairy who then spoke. lIThe people whom you have seen are happy. Why? It is because they do, day by day, what is expected of them and without complaint. If you would know happiness, follow their example. She stood there for a few moments while I pondered over her words. Then she, too, vanished. I arose already happier for having resolved to do as the fairy had bidden me. -GORDON MIELER, 9A-3. 46 THE BELLS tApologies to Poey Hear the awful tardy bells Tragic bells! Of what anguish and despair their turbulency tells! In the silence of the halls! Hear their taunting, maddening calls! Too much horrified to speak, To your room you quickly sneak Like a thief! In the clamorous appealing to the mercy of the HProf. In the mad expostulations with the deaf and stony Prof. Breathing quicker, quicker, quicker, Then behind you hear a snicker, Itis a girl, you,d like to lick ier, But you dasnlt take your .eyes from off the floor. Oh, the bells, bells, bells! What a tale their tenor tells Of despair! How they magnetize your hair, So it sticks up in the air; How they pull at all your nerves Till you walk in dizzy curves; How your anger swells, swells, swells, At those bells bells, bells At the wrangling and the jangling of the bells Hear the glorious luncheon bells! Joyous bells! What happy thoughts they bring to us--and smells In the sadness of our plight How they ring out their delight! How at last they end our light! And we yell, V Itis the bell! Oh! The auditorium bells! Charming bells! How their soothing music swells! How they ring, ring, ring! As we sing, sing, sing! How sweetly on our ears Dismissing all our fears Of well earned Flsl 'Then again the welcome bells! Lovely bells! What joyous news their clanging tells, How happiness Within us wells How we march triumphant out How we run and leap and shout! To the swinging and the ringing of the bells. JOHN BLISS 9B 1. 47 THE PASSING OF DAY Fleecy clouds in the sky appeared, Pervading her azure blue; While the sun was sinking westward In a bank of orange hue. Get the purple hills she sank, Fairyelike glided away, Leaving beauty glorifying The closing of the day. Thenthe sky grew darker, And twinkling stars so bright, Sparkled from the heavens afar Heralding the night. Soon the dear mother of all, The placid moon arose, And smiled upon a sleeping world Resting in dreamless repose. Guarding her brood with watchful eye, She sails among them here and there; Sending silver rays upon e A peaceful shadowed earth so fair RUTH LENSKE, 9B- 1. HOPE Did you ever stop to reason When the day seemed dull and blue, That away in some far corner Therels some happiness for you? No matter where you ve trod the ground No matter where the path has wound, You ll always fmd a bit of love to help you on your way. Did you ever think a moment When youlve buried every hope, That if everyone did likewiseh Just to worry and to mope, The world would never learn. or know, Our minds would never grasp and grow; For all must hope and look ahead for happy times to come. REBECCA BACAL, 913-2. 48 A RAINDROP FANTASY The rising sun sent a beautiful glow to the mountains. The clouds, clad in their most ex- quisite gowns of rainbow hues, bustled about their queen eagerly in effort to please her slightw est whim. The birds caroled their sweetest melodies in anticipation of the new day. One tiny pink cloud hid behind the rest shyly as she followed the golden chariot across the azure heavens. This was her lirst day in the new worfd. The clouds bade a good-morning to tall pines that stood like sentinels guarding their treasure, a tiny lake of sapphire that dimpled and sparkled as it reflected the sky in its shining crest. Here the little cloud learned her first lese son of duty for although she would have liked to admire her reflection in Natureis mirror, her ruler bade her attend the coronation of the mountains. She found that joy could be cou- pled with duty, for as she crowned the white brow of the stern mountain, she felt that she enhanced the beauty of a splendid picture. The little cloud soon tired of this happy but calm existence and began to wish for some excitement. Soon she felt her old friend, the wind, sailing by. So donning her soft gown of pussywillow gray, she skimmed rapidly through the sky, the wind of course making pursuit. They scurried over hills and dales. striking terror into the hearts of the boldest. The trees bowed as they rushed by, and the lakes trembled at their approach. The race was an unequal one, the wind being by far the swifter. Upon catching her he commenced the punish- ment. With one whiff she was changed into raindrops. Down, down, down to the earth she fell. Presently she found herself in a little brook that clattered noisily over the stones that lay in its path. What a pleasant life the new one was! The water-drops swirled between tall cliffs that looked down unyield- ingly at the marauders that sought to shake their foundations. The drops watered the fertile farming lands and gossiped with the iiowers that grew on the banks. At night they mirrored the stars mockingly until the wind lulled them to sleep. The brook was gradually widening into a river. One day they entered the ocean. How busy it seemed to the little drops! Myriads of their cousins were there each intent on his own task. Now they played hide-and- seek with the gulls, now they splashed against the sides of mighty ships where they listened to the stories of strange lands that they were told, they too, some day might see. Then one day the sun sent a ray with the message that our little drop was needed. Up, up she climbed the golden ladder to begin her life anew. -SOPHIE RAEN, 9B- 1. 49 REMINISCENCES OF A TRAVELER After the World War, my moth- er and I left Russia to join my father in America. Arriving at. Bucharest, Roumania, in the sum- mer of 1920, we took out a pass- port to make further travel through various countries possible. This document had to be signed by the American Consul at Bucharest be- fore we could proceed with our journey. At the end of two months we got our vise and set out for Vienna, Austria, which was to be our next stop. On arriving at Vienna, I could not stop wondering at the cityls beauty. Its broad streets lined with trees; its artistic palaces carved with marvelous statues; its wonderful monuments and flashing fountains, made it almost impossible to believe that all that beauty was the result of manls work. I was unwilling to leave this gay city, but heeding my mothers warning that she would leave me' I decided that- my departure was a necessity In a day we crossed the Austrian boundary line into Europe 5 playground, Switzerland, the land where nature and its beauty triumphantly reigns There is no description that I could make of beautiful Switzerland. Its mountains and valleys, its majestic peaks make a scene of surpassing beauty which nature and nature only, can produce. We had left behind one paradise to arrive in another. Here was Paris, a city renowned all over the Earth for its beauty. Per- haps it is the Frenchman s skill in art or his love of beauty, that gives him the honor of possessing the most beautiful city in the world. With its wide boule- . vards, gorgeous palaces, and wonderful places of attraction, such as the Arc de Triumphe, Champs Elysses, and the Eiffel Tower, it well deserves its title. After two weeks of visiting in Paris we left for Havre, the cityls seaport, to begin our voyage across the Atlantic. The voyage on sea was a very pleasant one. I took great pleasure, sitting on deck in looking out at the vast stretches of water and sky. The first two days the sea was very calm, but when the third arrived, it became stormy with giant waves replacing the smooth surface of the preceding days. At the close of the seventh day after we had left the shores of France, we perceived the Statue of Liberty, and a few hours later the steamer was warped into its dock in New York harbor. As soon as we landed at New York, there were many wonders that attracted my attention of which I had never dreamed-askyscrapers sixty stories high, elevated trains, subways, and underground stores. Although these were not as beautiful as the wonders of Paris and Vienna, they were attractive just the same. They displayed a city where everything invites to action; a city that is the seat of commerce, and the gateway to an empire. These Vivid memories of my trip to America I shall never forget. IRVING DACHIS, 9B. 50 SONG OF THE 7A BOYS If you can keep your head When all about youe Are watching you and wond'ring What you'll do; If you can do your work and keep it up to grade, And not become conceited at the showing you have made; If you can bear the hardships of being Without girls And still be kind and thoughtful When you meet a head of curls; If you can rule yourself When girls are not around And not forget your manners in rooms Where they abound: If you can play and not make play your aim; If you can do good work and yet not be too tame: If you can meet With llFaill, but work on like a man And not become discouraged and think you ought to ulam ; If you can treat a substitute politely all the day Nor think your teachefs absence is a chance to talk and play; If you can do all this and meet your tasks With joy, Welll proudly call you one of us-ea first-class 7A boy. WHAT LINCOLN JUNIOR HIGH MEANS TO ME Lincoln Junior High, I salute you. You are and always will be the help- mate to the goal of all my dreams. Now in my youth you are a kind and gentle guide, but yet a stern one that shows me the path of knowledge. With the learning of arithmetic, English, and history, you teach me to become not a hin- drance but of use to the world. With your physical culture training, you are enabling me to become a healthier and happier citizen. With the contacts I have and the friendships I form here, you pave the way for me to appreciate the love of my fellow-beings. You are teaching me loyalty to my country and my flag. As the years go by and I am no longer a student, I shall remember you With kindly thoughts, dear old Lincoln Junior High. You will ever be a pleasant and grateful memory. ' BERNICE DEMEULES, 8B-1. THE REASON Young Jimmy Jones came straggling home, From a hard, hard day at school, He did not tease the Tommy cat, Nor in fact break any rule. He hungered not for apple pie, And spoke in long, long groans, It seemed too clear that Jimmy dear, Had lowered the title Jones: His mother cried, uYoung James B. Jones, Why are you full of gloom? He answered. Hlt was me that threw That spitball lcross the roomf' MARIAN CHANDLER, 9B. 51 SWEET J OSEPHINE The children were filing out of class While cleaning in the hall so Wide, As through the halls a boy did pass, The janitor a small cat spied A boy Who bore lmid shouts and jeers Beside an open locker doore A cat upon which fell his tears- Didlst ever hear the like before? Sweet Josephine! Poor Josephine! The cat was small, and so was he The janitor grabbed it by the neck The boy was just a 7B. And threw it out the door, by heck! What was the cause that made them jeer? The small boy clutched it with a cry Listen-my friends and you shall hear And said, Shels mine-aIll tell you Why lBout Josephine! My Josephine! You see I found her starved and scared, I searched my pockets, and I shared With her, the lunch I bought that day, And in my locker stored her away. Dear Josephinel SIDNEY VARSHOFSKY, ROLAND FISCHER. IF I WERE A QUEEN If I were a Queen of a foreign land, Ild eat of candy, cherry pie, I'd wear a gorgeous golden crown. Ice cream, and chocolate cake, Then sit upon a mighty throne, And a small page I'd have nearby, And wear a royal silken gown. To get my stomach ache. With flowers, I'd deck my shining hair, But as you see, Ilm just a girl With sweet perfume Id 611 the air. With not so much as one small curl t Diamonds I'd wear upon my hands, Illl have to read, and spell, and sew And round my neck, would hang pearl And do as others do, you know. strands FLORENCE SCARBOROUGH, 7A-2. SPRING The earth has thrown 0E her mantle of snow, And the Robin struts proudly around, to show His bright red breast and soft brown wings. While his mate sits at home on her eggs, he sings. The buds on the apple trees are sprouting, And that spring is here, the crocus is shouting. The fox peeps out of his lair to see The world as joyous as can be. And the shaggy brown Bruin now long and lean, Looks out from his cave on the wondrous scene. The lively brook runs gaily along, And as it babbles it murmurs a song. - The happy bluebird sings gaily for all to hear The happy tidings that Spring is here. CELIA GRELLER, 8A2. 52 ,Ij gll ATHLETICS 53 BOYS' GYMNASIUM 54 BASKETBALL Basketball is one of the major sports at Lincoln. Starting on Novem- ber 12, two games were played each night until March 15. During this time two schedules were run off, one finishing before promotion and the other started immediately afterward. In order to give the smaller boys equal opportunity with the larger boys. they were divided into classes: Class NA those five feet and over in height: Class CB, those under five feet. The 9A-5 team won the championship of Class CA by defeating 9A-3 in the iinal game. 8BA2 won the Class i'B championship when it defeated 7A-2. Letters were awarded to those who played at least a total of four quar- ters. Those winning letters in their respective classes were: iiAii Class CB Class Reuben Frank Lowell Kaplan Bennie Ostrin Robert Weiss Misha Kahn t Norman Zeesman Peter Cohen Zolle Stoller Clarence Polisky Ben Kelley Max Chapman Alex Rosenberg Morris Lazares After this schedule two all star teams were chosen. The following were the teams: iiAiiClass CB Class Reuben Frank s W ,,;,..R F ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Lowell Kaplan David Lifson rrrrrrrrrrr , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, L. F ., , Jerome Chapman Louis Karroll WWWM, -C W, Reuben Gershonovitz Albert Poltinsky MR G - Robert Vy'eiss Moey Alpert L G ................................... Benny Brooks When the new term started, there was an elimination tournament started. As usual there were two classes, UK and CB. In this tournament the 9A-6 team defeated the 9Be4 for the CA class honors and the 9BA1 defeated the 9A-2 for the CB class championship. Those who won letters in this tourna- ment were: NA CLASS HBii CLASS Kenneth Horn Leo Goldberg Virgil Brown Earle Scott Louis Markowitz Sam Reingvartz Abe Goldman Harold Goldman Albert Carlson Harry Guttman Toiva J amback During the basketball season there were sixty-one teams which played a total of seventy-two games, therefore, ample opportunity was given every boy to part1c1pate in this sport. Ul Ul s h W NW a xxx x xymxxg XX Cw o W X xxh n :X RN - $ $ v a V xxxt x X vx Qw . x a XX e h X T N R T x. Q WINNERS OF INTERCLASS BASKET BALL AND VOLLEY BALL TOURNAMENTS Back Row, L. to R: L. LEE, C. PIERSON, L. SHUS'IER, H. LURIE, M. SHIFF Middle Row: M. CHAPMAN, R. STOLLER, C. POLISKY, B. OSTRIN, M, REICIIERT, R. FRANK, P. COHEN. Bottom Row: N. ZEEMAN, B. KELLY, A. ROSENBERG, Z. STOLLER, M. OBERSTONE, L. KAPLAN, R. VVEISS. LINCOLNlS BASKETBALL TEAM Although there is no inter-scholastic competition between the junior high schools of the city, Lincoln had an all star basketball team Which com- peted With various schools and clubs. For over a period of two years Lincolnls team went undefeated until they met their Waterloo in Bryant Junior High. The result of this game was un- decided until the last minute of play and then only a margin of one point separated the teams, enough to Win the game. The following are the scores of some of the games: Lincoln ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 9 North Second, 8 Lincoln s 15 Alumni ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 12 Lincoln ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 18 Edison High ,,,,,,,,,, 19 Lincoln 6 Bryant 7 Lincoln also defeated the Super A. C., the Tigers A. C, and Sumner School, as well as others. Reuben Frank was captain of the team last year. The following were members of the team: Albert Poltinsky, David Lifson, Reuben Frank, Moey Alpert, and Louis Karrol. ' '56 VOLLEY BALL Having no facilities for the usual fall sports, we began to search for something to occupy our time during the fall months. We finally decided that Volley Ball would meet our needs, so a very interesting tournament was con- ducted. Thirty-two teams, divided into two sections, competedin an elimina- tion series for the school title. The 9A-4 and the 8B-5 won the section titles. and the final game was won by the 9A-4 team for the school championship. Volley Ball letters were won by David Lifson, Louis Schuster, Lyman Lee. Clarence Pierson, Benny Brochin, Martin Shilf, and Jack Yale. GOLF AND TENNIS Golf and tennis tournaments, newly added to the list of Lincoln's major sports, Will become annual events. Many boys who cannot swim will lind a new diversion in golf or tennis. In other Minneapolis schools these sports hold an important position, and we hope they will hold a like one in Lincoln. To enter these tournaments one pays an entrance fee of live cents. This is done to keep down the number of entrants and to serve as a forfeit if one does not keep his engagement with his opponent. As these are new sports in Lincoln, let us give them a good start. SWIMMING The letter awarded for feats in swimming proved to be one of the most difficult awards to win. Out of seventyeflve boys who entered the swimming contest only seventeen won the coveted emblem, the letter uL for Lincoln with a lish imposed upon it. The seventy-flve boys in the illish club meet twice each week and practice the various events and after several weeks' practice, the tests were taken. Here are the events that but seventeen of the seventyaflve completed: Swim one-half mile, swim sixty feet under water, swim sixty feet and tow another person, swim twenty yards With hands tied, twenty yards with feet tied, back stroke one-fourth mile, trudgeon stroke one-fourth mile, demonstrate resuscita- tion, perform ten different dives. In addition to the contest for rewarded swimmers, a class for beginners was conducted. The slogan of the boys was uEvery Boy in Lincoln a Swim- mer by Summer. The boys did not respond as readily as was expected but every one who completed the course of live lessons was able to swim the length of the pool. Fiftyanine lessons were given to twenty-two boys. The boys who won letters were: Martin Saliterman Albert Carlson Clarence Polisky Toiva Jamback Uno Seklund Sam Piller Maurice Reichert Arthur Bush Nathaniel Patton Ervin Anderson Frederick Lumbar Sam Brodsky Clifford Burke Alex Yeslowitz Edward Willis Ernest Hershoff Hymen Reichert 57 1925-1865 ATHLETIC GIRL AND OLD-FASHIONED GIRL In 1865, which was-oh, years and years ago In dear Abe LincolnIs time, The girls did not play catch and throw They did embroidery, wore lace mitts. And hoop 'skirts-learned to cook, And from underneath poke bonnets Demurely they would look. At battledore and shuttlecock Sometimes they tried to play But they coulant get so very far With hoop skirts in their way. Oh, little girl how I would like To reach across the space And bring you to our Lincoln gym. Then gone with frills and lace, A middy blouse and bloomers and tennis shoes I know Would most become your slender grace. Then on frolics we should go. I know youid rather take one dive Into our Lincoln pool Then sit and tat that dainty lace And hold a reticule. A ride upon a tandem Of course was rather quaint But come with me and take a hike And you,ll make no complaint. Lincoln days were wonderful When you were yet alive, But 1cgan'StI compare with Lincoln days 92 Of 58 G. A. A. OFFICERS AND HOME ROOM REPRESENTATIVES-l925 PresidentaTobia Goldstein Vice PresaBetty Parker SecretaryeRuth Marcus TreasurereElsie Berman THE G. A. A. How we have grown since those first pioneer days, when as a rather shaky little craft, our organization was first launched upon unknown waters! Under the level-headed guidance of Muriel Brickner as president, Angela Fisher. her assistant, Elvera Swanson, treasurer, and Annette Friedlander for secre- tary, we sailed successfully through all storms. The voyage was continued under Elizabeth Myntinnen, Ruth Scarborough, Alta Walovitch, and Ruth Marcus. Our membership grew rapidly. Every activity was entered with a zest that did credit to the spirit of Lincoln girls, and linally in 1925, under the present administration, composed of Toby Goldstein, Betty Parker, Ruth Marcus, and Elsie Berman, strong leaders all of them, our dreams are almost fullilled. We like to think that the G. A. A. means more than merely the Girls' Athletic Association. To us those three letters mean liGood All Around! Our organization is built on a foundation of true ideals, a high standard of scholar- ship, loyalty to each other and to our schoolethat spirit of fellowship that reaches out and holds us so closely in its embrace, making us wish to help one another in all things. Separated from these other qualities, the G..A. A. could not stand, and we will fight to maintain them. When we leave Lincoln, We will take the spirit of our organization with us. We will go forth UGood All Around girls from the G. A. A. which has proven itself a sea worthy vessel, and like Tennyson's young mariner ready to Hfollow the Gleam Wthh to us means a noble and worthy purpose in life until at last we reach The Harbor Of Achievement. 9A girls receive Emblems for points won in Athletics. . Girls to receive Emblems for 1924 were Elizabeth Myntmnen, Elvera SWanson, Ethel Hilary, Bernice Shallet, Alice Perantie. Adelme Nelson, and Ruth Hein. 59 GIRLS, GYMNASIUM VOLLEY BALLeWith the opening of the school year came the usual excitement over volley ball. Practicing began immediately, and at last an elimination schedule was arranged, and the battles began. The championship for Section One was won by 7B3, with 7A4 playing in the semi- finals Second honors were stolen from 8A2 by 9B6 and the final battle between 9B6 and 7B3 ended in a Victory for the 9B6 under the leadership of Toby Goldstein. The picture which they won is to be hung in the front hall and dedicated to the 9B's of 1924 of Miss Francis McNeilAs room. DANCINGeThis year such a decided interest was manifested in dancing that it was decided to give two mornings a week to this activity with one morning set aside for a special group. A program was given at Christmas time, and another for John Hay and Willard and certain dances will be pre- sented at the May Festival. Many girls have won points. BASEBALLeOf the many sports at Lincoln, baseball has become one of the most popular, having the largest enrollment of any sport. The tourna- ment of 1924 and the silver cup were won by the 8B2 s of Miss Shonebaum 8 room under Helen Porter as captain FIELD HOCKEYeHockey is a new sport which has just been added to our program. It promises to become one of our most popular activities for next fall. This year we had to be content with Tenth and Russell for a field, but are now looking forward to the iield just opposite the school for next year. In spite of our handicaps, many exciting battles were fought, numbers of girls entered, and even the boys gazed wistfully on and asked if they might have a stick. The G. A. A. purchased equipment for two teams so we are all ready for next year. 60 ; I e X I w' ,o 9: W' e l w - I .t' A IL r $t3lwl'l .U'a r0 i t' gt, Good I gvuknlrvn, 1 gy BETTY J ANElS REFORM I knew a girl named Betty Jane Who always had an ache or pain. She never wore a happy look And never cared to read a book. Now I shall tell the cause of this, You cannot such a story miss. 'Twas all because she didn't care About her posture anywhere. She didnt like to exercise, Ilm sure she wasnlt very wise, In Gym she stood against the wall. And watched the others play baseball. Her teachers watched her day by day, This little girl who was not gay. Her lessons she would never know, Her brain worked very, very slow. Till bye and bye a posture class VJas formed to aid the little lass, And many girls the same as Jane Who out of life could nothing gain. She learned to sw1m and how to float Because the rules she e,er would note, She dearly loved the swimming pool- The nicest place in all the school. Her marks arose from llFll to UK She daily grew in every way. A different child she seemed to be So full of happiness and glee. About a month had swiftly passed And Jane was getting well at last: Was straight and trim and tall Since school had opened in the fall. REBECCA BACAL, 9B2. 61 400m UZZAEH5m MEE 62 $ FEATURES O TEACHER! MY TEACHER! tApologies to Whitmanl 0 Teacher! my Teacher! my lesson is not done, My brain is near a total wreck, the comp I sought not won. The time is near, the fail I hear, the kids are all a snicker, I wish the teacherld call on me lTwould be over all the quicker; But 0 Brain! Brain! Brain! Amid big drops of tears. As on the page the flunk is placed, I hear my class-tmatesl jeers. O Simp! poor Chump! rise up and hear the bell; Rise up-for you the loud huzzarfor you the joyous yell. For your comp, your senseless comp, was so awful it was good; The teacher thinks on the funny page You could place it if you would Cheer up, old bean, youlre not so bad That flunk was a dream, old brain, But donlt forget you have a rep For humor to maintain. ALDEN ANDERSON, 9B-2. ' POPULAR SONGS AT LINCOLN Mighty Lak a Rose .................................................................. ,Madery Mattson A New Kind of a Man ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Elmer Lindfors Dreamer of Dreams ........ , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Harold Cragg Easy Going Man ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, .Henry Carlisle GOtta Get a Girl ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ervin Anderson Hard Hearted Hannah ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Madelyn Friel 1t Couldnlt Be Me ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sam Levit Looking Out the Window ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Heimie Katz Too Tired ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Bud Louer Never Again ,A ,,.,Waldemore Heinonen and Emil Sandell When Irish Eyes Are Smilingnwh , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sts Barrett 1Hen Thousand Years from Now. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 7 ,,,,,,,,,, Victor Leader Sunshine of Your Smile ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Maxine Lindahl Smilinl Thru ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,Allan Bank 63 . Q. s s s ssh x a REMOVING BAD MANNERS LINCOLNlS COURTESY ADDRESS Three score and ten days ago the Lincoln Life Staff brought forth upon this school a new idea-conceived in politeness and dedicated to the proposition that all pupils should be courteous. Now we have engaged in this Essay Con- test testing whether room 223 or any room so organized and so instructed can learn and respect the rules of this contest. It is altogether litting and proper that we should do this to prove our loyalty to Lincoln Junior High. But in a larger sense this cannot decide, this cannot prove that we are always courteous. The bright 9Ays who struggled over this contest have brought us nearer the goal of courtesy than we could have reached without their aid and inspiration. The future pupils will little note nor long remember what we write here, but they can never forget what was established for Lincoln Junior High School. It is for us, the present pupils, to be here dedicated to continuing the good example set by those 9Als that from these honored grad- uates we take increased devotion for that cause to which they gave their last full hours of devotion, that we here highly resolve that these 9Als shall not have toiled in vainethat this school, under Mr. Lewis, shall have a new birth of courtesye-and that these rules by the Lincoln StallC shall not cease to be practiced by this school. -8A-2. RECIPE FOR FAILING Take twospounds of llblufls and mix thoroughly with a cup of 'lguesses. To this add a quart of I forgots and a few llnights out. Stir carefully and leave mixture with the teacher. Best results are obtained by serving hot at the end of the term. t eTOIVO JAMBACK, 9A-6. 04 ITiLL GETCHA Boys and girls ladies and gents, I m talking today on just common sense I m going to give you jist loads of advice, And if you don t heed me then you 11 pay the price. Now, When ya pass the candy store, iN ya jist can't turn away, Way deep down inside of ya A voice begins ta say, Awful stern ani grouchy, Ya jist cin heart it shout, uThe Toothaches gonna getcha if ya donit watch outf iN When you,re in the study hall, With lessons by the score, Donit waste a single minute, Or youill regret it evermore. ,Cause When that voice starts out again, Contemptibly it does shout. The yellow Slipill getcha if ya dont watch out? iN When youire in the lunch room, iN ya donit know What to buy, Ya donit want nothini nourishin, Jist puddini, cake in pie, An, jist as ya get ready To buy some temptin' sauce, That mean old voice starts out again, Oh! so stern and cross! Mournfully it scolds ya, in ya jist cin hear it shout. H111 health is gonna getcha if ya donit watch out! ,N When ya come to school bank day, Ani donit deposit a cent, But would ruther see ytr money, Being wastefully spent, Yi change y'r mind quite readily, When in the still of night, The voice begins repeating Its words so stale and trite, Scornfully it mocks ya, an' Wrathfully does shout, uThe Poor-House soonill getcha if ya don't watch out! So then you save yir money, Ani y,r happier in the end, ,Cause the voice thatis called yir conscience, Has proved a faithful friend, Yai didnit get theztoothache. Nor did ya fail in health, 65 Ya didnlt land in the pooryhouse, ,Cause youlve accumulated wealth. And as if to prove its prophecy, When you've grown old and gray Anl are happy beyond measure, You'll hear the same voice say, With laughter and With happiness, Some day youlll hear it shout, llYa see youlre well and happy, Cause ya did watch out! EVA HINITZ. 25. AN ATTACK ON THE CURRICULUM. Lady Speller called Dr. Science to come and save Dame Grammar, who had collapsed on account of a direct object heart attack. uLady, itls not serious now, but itlll soon develop into a nominative case, Which is very much more serious than the accusativeft the doctor warned. Dame Grammar was stowed away in bed although she indirectly objected. uShe has two square hours to live in yet, calculated Sir Math, and that gives her X hours to die in, making her total life to be 2 hours+x+her previous lifefl Here the frivolous Miss Mikels interrupted With, llO. Henry, come and fmish this story! aLOUIs OSTRIN, 9B. C. L. P. teacher: HWhat is the Hague tribunal? . Max: llThe Hague tribunal ar- C. L. P. teacher: HDonlt say The Hague tribunal aref Max; use is. Max: uThe Hague tribunal isbitrates national disagreements. Boy: HGive me some clothes line. Storekeeper: HHow long do you want t it? Boy: ULong enough to reach from the cellar Window to the clothes line post. Gen. Science teacher: llWho can tell me how long a person can live Without brains. Fresh Pupil: uLet some one remember this question When you die. Height of Ambition Lazy Mike: uI have a new position with the railway company. Weary Rhodes: uWhat is it? Lazy Mike: llYou know the fellow that goes alongside the train, and taps the axles to see if everythingls all right? Well, I help him listen. Customer: uHave you any dog meat? Butcher: ,uI have no dog meat, but I have some meat for a dog. Earle 8., looking at signboard: Look. they spelled to gether apart. Heard in a Library lesson. Miss Crosby: HIf you were a grocer. how would you arrange your canned goods? Pupil: HAlphabetically. Ruth Z. in history. 66 THE HOMER-ad 0 Homer, dear Homer, from Hades return And take back the Iliad poor 9A,s must learn. Sure, you, when you wrote, of our brains, did not think. And now, from your poem, they,ve gone on the blink. Full hard have we pondered long hours each day O,er heroes engaging in furious fray. The godalike Hector you tell us was great tThough Nurmi ne,er equalled that herds gaitly. The fate of lost Iluim of course we should weep, But so hard you have worked us were missing our sleep. And Why, 0 dear Homer, on us should you bring A worse fate by far than your Greek Muse did sing? The Apple of Gold, for which goddesses fought On suffering Freshmen great trouble hath brought: We read that great Priam mourned brave Hector once, But we mourn him often, though dumb as a dunce. We think that your heroes and you are the bunk To leave us a poem in which we must flunk; 0 Homer, blind Homer, how great were our joya Had you with your heroes but perished at Troy! Room 225. VICTORY I was glancing der the paper, When attracted was my eye, To a dangIrous looking umonster, That encouraged me to try. I went to get my weapons, Keen to scribble out the foe, ' Though the first word was a hard one,- Soon I dealt a fatal blow. The second word was easy And being coaxed I tried, But when they came up teasy, I could have quit and cried. My foe at last I finished And placed on him a muzzle, Now the monster that I conquered Was a dang,rous Cross VJord Puzzle. aCARL SUDMEIR, 913-2. 6 7 wiiFE t2? ?M. MY . o .Su-wOlv $.11 $513. a 4.9: J i orHc E. 4 :9 AM. 4M I tfx 6r; few 1;; TE; HaulNENi-S ' 1 Z . '30ch . ,, wnu: a FEMxER Naao: Efrain? THEY LAMNED iTwas an afternoon in early March, When down the street there came Lincoln boys so brave and bold A-going to the Game. They thought of naught but basket ball As to the game they went; They knew not what awaited them Succeeding this event. A happy afternoon had flown, But When the fun was past Lincoln boys went home in fear, Remorseful and aghast. They realized-that they had erred And they must meet their fate: To say that they were sorry, then Was surely quite too late. At last the fateful hour arrived And they were told to comee With books and pencils in their hands ' tWithout their chewing gumy Unto the mourners' bench, when school Was over for the day. For three whole weeks they must report And miss their joyful play. And When their sentence has been served Tm sure they'll neier forget The day they went to see the game, And with misfortune met. -R. B.. 9B-2. 68 HORIZONTAL Head of the school Preposition Sports Editor of HLincoln Life InicknameI Upon Used in golf Southern Rock Island Iabbx-J Small insect Exclamation of contempt Father A night bird To let up Preposition To feast Frozen water BoyIs name Mixed breed of dog Sale Affirmative Publishing Iaber PrinterIs measure Confusion Faculty member at head of IILincoln Life Spanish coin English commander in XVorld W'ar Male sheep Do Ipast tenseI President of B. A. A. Olicknamd Over IpoeticI Head of Public Speaking Club Our most patriotic teacher Possessive pronoun Stinging insect North Dakota University Iabbrj .69 IFE I 25 B Earle Scott y 95' VERTICAL Civics teacher To notch or bind Conjunction That is Gymnasium teacher Manual Training teacher An article Rock Island Railway Iaber To loiter Nothing Mechanical Drawing teacher Cooking teacher Teacher of a foreign subject Cubic Iaber East End Iaber An unexploded shell An article Native land ILatinI Civics teacher BoyIs name Thus Upon Male persons Sewing teacher Note given to creditor Cartoonist's given name GirlIs name BoyIs name Southern state Me Is Ipast tenseI XVhat shellac is made of Iaber Dear Maria: I hav herd thet Gofer Prary hasn t any Junior Hi Skools we hav, and Ill tell u about it It 1s a skool for 9th graders, but we let the 7th and 8th graders in becuz we think thet sum day they mite becum 9th graders, but per- sonelly I think thet there is little hope fer sum of ,em. Our halls are brite and cheerful so if u don't know yer lessuns, the teechers let u go out there. 'We hav two luvly gims The girls use thers as a sort of dressin rum to put ther klose 1n wen they go down to the pool to kleen up The boys use thers to run laps in wen there naughty We hav many klubs The pupils who do not belong to these spend most of ther leesure time studying If u want to git thin I suggest the kafeteria. Just git in line, the others will do the rest. Wen I first went ther I thot of Floyd Collins who had a live tun pressure on him. We hav a good many janitors. Ther cheef dooty is to chase us out at noon so we will take our ten deep breaths of fresh air. I hav now told u the princaple parts of a Junior Hi Skool. All except the teechers. I am sory I cannot tell u why we hav them becuz I do not know. Your chum, Pauline Reubens. TO A LATIN TEACHER Givit tuum gudon plente Socet tuum gudon stronge Never letum be absente Gopher evre verb ats wronge; Always teachum conjugations, Seldom saither doin wel . Makum wish they hadnit cum heer, Makum wish theyid ring the bell. -ADAPTF.D. 70 OUR JANITORIAL FORCE The above picture shows our janitorial force standing in front of the boilers Which keep us warm Reading fiom left to right they are, Messrs. Her- man Johnson, Janitor Engineer in charge; John Hirshman, Fireman; Joe Sunders Janitor; H G Harrison, Fireman; Edward Weeds, Janitor; Armour Groves, Janitor. By These Words Ye Shall Know Them Mr. Lewis: Go outside, boys, and fight it out. Miss Schonebaum: Be on your guard. Mr. Lama: So much for that. Mr. Alger: Be logical. Miss Irving: Someone's lips. Miss Feely: Ears up. Miss Tice: Versteben? Miss Neill: M. Y. O. B Mrs. Jones: Leave the room in perfect order. Miss Berg: We'll scrub today. IvIr. Nichols: Twenty- two laps Miss Finn: You are the future citizens senators and presidents IVIiss Brown: Report at 3 :30 to 224 Miss McNamara: By the Way, class. Mrs. Morrison: Write that five hundred times. Mr.'Schlotfe1t: Snap out of it. Miss Kirtland: Use strategy Miss Daniels: Don t sit like bumps on logs Miss Culver: Sing, don' t yell Mrs. Wedell: Now look here. Miss Kimball: Isn't that hue! Miss C. Barron: Where's my key? Miss Northey: Turn away from your machines. Mr. Koehler: You,re the doctor. Miss Hoy: Party at 3 :30 but nothing to eat. 1713. Have Your Eyes Examined C. C. TANKEL CO. OP TOM E TRI 8 TS AN D OP TI C I ANS 410 Nicollet Ave. FUR REPAIRING At a Reasonable Price 523 BOSTON BLOCK I I. M. RIBNICK, Mgr. Telephone Geneva 1089 A REAL hPINCH-HITTER A savings account will pinch- hit for you and buy almost anything you wanteif youtll just keep it growing. Have you started yours? NORTHWESTERN NATIONAL BANK THE NEWTON CONFECTIONERY Cor. 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