Lincoln High School - Lincolnia Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY — continued “FRACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS” By Bill Yunn The math myth of Rich Stascnko. a master mathematician who always had a mind for figures. “WHAT THE H-BOMB MEANS TO ME” By Adam X. Plosion The explosive biography of chemical engineer Don Keichhardt. and his assistant. Miss Jane Smith, who fell in love in a fall-out area. “SEVEN WANDERERS OF THE WORLD” By Nova Skosha The globe-trotting adventures of Christine Higgins. president of the Higgins Travel Bureau, and her six seasick secretaries. “WHY WAS I CORN?” By Sugar Kane The tragic tale of agricultural researcher Bob Bcrnacki. who crossed a head of lettuce with a foot of turnips and came up with an car of corn. “FUELING AROUND” By Phil Ling Station The stirring story of master mechanic Marvin Smith, who repaired everything from dressed-up limousines to stripped-down bicycles. “FANCY MEATING YOU HERE” By “Chicken” Liver The rugged story of Frank Gentile, a busy butcher who found his life was at steak, proving once again there’s a little bit of ham in all of us. “THE BOOB WHO BLEW THE TUBE” By T.V. Repair The tall tale of Bob Lung, video repairman, who found a happy medium between vertical and horizontal and sometimes swam the channels. “I’VE GOT A BRUSH ON YOU” By Art Canvas The colorful classic of artist Harlecn Crist, whose paintings have appeared in museums everywhere. “TOOTH OR CONSEQUENCES” By 1. Drill Peeple A down-in-thc-mouth biography of dentist Michael Sabat. who spent most of his time “filling in.” “ANYONE FOR TENIS?” By A. Friend A revealing report of Rich Antestenis, a cour ageous construction engineer, who erected several of the world's tallest skyscrapers (and also made some buildings). “BIG BAD WULFF ISN’T REALLY!” By Honest Injun The fabulous fable of America’s favorite fashion model. Charlotte Wulff, who modeled all the latest styles at the exclusive J. J. Sheep Shoppe, where she was called. “A Wulff in Sheep’s clothing.” “SEW WHAT?” By Fred Thread The stylish saga of fashion designer Peg Leslie, creator of the long-sleeve swim suit, the ermine beach towel, and the wax paper overcoat. “I WAS A TEENAGE MERMAID” By Dorris Bettis The splashing story of a girl who fell into a pond at the senior class picnic and went on to become the first girl ever to swim the Pacific Ocean backwards. “DID YOUR MUFFLER COME FROM IRELAND?” By Mercedes Bends The intriguing story of sports car enthusiast AI Fcierabcnd. whose custom-made auto, with parts imported from all over the world, rode so fast he often reached his destination before leaving home. “THE GOOD MIRTH” By Ha Ha Chuckles The comic capers of humor writer Larry Kug-gieri, who often said. He who laughs last, laughs last,” and was therefore called a philosopher.