Lincoln High School - Lincolnia Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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Class Prophecy “SUTURE SELF” By Frank N. Stein The surgical saga of doctor Rich Cousino, who always managed to get to the heart of a problem. “BAKING A CHANCE ON LOVE” By Doe Nutts A heartwarming tale of housewife Barbara Smith, who was called. The Flour of Lincoln.” and spent many happy hours as she stewed prunes, baked beans, and boiled potatoes in her home on the range. “ARE YOU FOR REEL?” By Talent Scout An exciting novel about glamorous Hollywood discovery Marietta Pugliese, the new star who recently received an Academy Award for her performance in ‘‘The Marietta Pugliese Story.” “I MIGHT AS WELL BE FRANK” B. F. Armaro This blazing portrayal tells of a fearless fireman. Frank Armaro, who often climbed the ladder of success. “GOING DOWN IN HISTORY” By O. Shucks The educational story of social studies teacher Kevaly B07.es. whose classroom was in the basement. “ON WITH THE WIND” By Sunny N. Warmer The tornadic talc of TV weather girl Marlene Stanko. who breezed through her daily forecasts and took the country by storm. “MY FARE LADY” By C.T.S. The amusing anthology of bus driver Kathy Kelly, who found the traffic in rush hour, ‘‘the route of all evil.” “HOW ABOUT HUE?” By Red E. Namcl A glowing account of Wally Mills, a prosperous painter, who was always “brushing up” on something or another. “YOU’RE DRIVING ME, CRAZY” By I.M. Wealthy The moving tale of world-famous millionaire A1 Gajowski, and his chauffeur. Crazy Williams. “BUSINESS IS BUTTER THAN EVER” By Lotta Cash The merry memoirs of margarine millionairess Marge Mehringer, who made much money manufacturing “Marge Mehringer's Marvelous Margarine.” “HAVING A BALL” By Ping W. Pong An exciting sports story of Frank Trzebuckow-ski. football coach of the Tanganyika Screwballs. who batted their catchers’ mitts into the basket every time, thus winning the world scries. “A ROLLING TRUCK GATHERS NO MOSS” By Socrates P. Aristotle The amazing travelogue of Tom Urban, president of Tom’s Traveling Trailer Trucks, Inc., who learned what it means to be a big wheel. “TAKE ME TO YOUR WEEDER” By Flora Landscape The down-to-earth story of expert landscape designer Andrew Persanyi, whose motto was. “The grass is always greener where it’s growing.” “SEPARATE FABLES” By Booke Worm The literary legend of writer Barbara Corrado. the noted author of such delightful ditties as “I’ll Cry Today” and “I Wanted to Live!” “SWEEPING THE COUNTRY” By Carol Bauer The best-selling novel of Bauer’s Beautiful Brooms Company, which produced two streamlined models, one for housewives, and one for witches (with twin headlights). “DOWN TO BRASS TAX” By U.O. Revenue The exciting escapades of an energetic tax collector (Elias Haddad) who soon proved to everyone that “money isn’t everything.” “SOUTH OF THE BOARDER” By Room Board The spacious satire of Rita Martins, who owned a chain of hotels throughout the country, such as the Hotel Rita, the Hotel Motel, and the Statler on Avon.

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 ftuatatoMM CLASS PROPHECY — continued ‘TOP THAT!” By I. Dare Yue The towering tale of mountain climber Paul Deamon, first man to ascend Mount Everest on a pogo-stick. “WARD AND PEACE” By Dr. Kildare This story is just what the doctor ordered, the noted novel of nurse Natasha Schilko, who cured many an ill Bill with a Til pill. “JUST MY TYPE” By Mr. Boss The poetry almanac about Nancy Du Pay. who inspired this poem: “I work in shipping. You work in clerical; If you would type for me I’d be hysterical.” “IT NEVER ENTERED MY MINE” By Mennie Riches The critical chronicle of lucky Lena Mueller, who discovered gold in her backyard on Scranton Road and had all of Scranton rantin’! “TANKS FOR THE MEMORY” By Uncle Sam The all-time classic of serviceman A1 Reust, whose brilliant stage debut as a high school principal in “Our Miss Brooks” soon led to a long run as an enlisted man in “The Armed Forces.” “HOW GREEN WAS MY SALLY?” By Mrs. Johnson The antiseptic story of a nice nurse, Barbara Holtib, whose devotion and service saved Sally Johnson in a case of indigestion. “JUST CALL ME ZERO” By Phrozen Phoner The tear-jerking tale of a friendly telephone operator (Kathy Thompson) struggling to make connections in a Yukon wilderness. “WEINER DOGS AND ANIMAL QUACKERS” By Yummy Petts An amusing animal story of versatile veterinarian Rita Kimsey, who cared for pets of all kinds (without any horsing around). “YOU BOWL ME OVER” Bv Tenn Pinz The smashing story of bowling champion Irene Herman, who always stuck to the straight and narrow.” “DROP IN AND SEE ME SUM TIME” By E. Quation The startling story of mathematics genius Bill Reimer, who surprised the world with the Rei-merian Theorum: Three heads are better than none!” “101 THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR FACE” By May Kupp Beauty expert Cynthia Rokakis gives glamour tips in this new' book, with illustrations of The Gaunt Look, The “I Love Meatballs” Look, and The Don’t Look” Look. “HAIR ANI) THERE” By Dan Druph Your hair will stand on end when you read this spine-tingling suspense story of a singing barber (Ken Guinta) whose crew-cut customers preferred long-haired music. “THE HIGH AND THE FLIGHTY” By Stu Urdis The lofty legend of airline pilot Wayne Crash” Kendall, who always had his head in a cloud. “THE CAKE ALSO RISES” By Dunk N. Hines A biography of the belle of the bakery. Lois Licbcrt. who had a secret recipe for utterly delicious cookies and soon made a lot of dough. “MY EXPERIENCES WITH TAB, ROCK’ AND ELVIS By Marlene Durda The true-to-life, dowm-lo-earth. up-to-date epic of secretary Marlene Durda. recalling her adventures with a broken Tab key on her typewriter at her job in Little Rock with the Elvis Jones Manufacturing Company. “KNIFE, SPOON AND YORK” By Silva Ware The sterling story of Linda York, renowned celebrity and hostess at the world’s most fabulous party, w'hich included eight million guests and took place in New York, Paris, and London simultaneously.