Lincoln High School - Lincolnia Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 56 of the 1959 volume:

ALMA MATER Alma Mater, Alma Mater, We're in love with you. There’s no other school like you. You’re the fairest, You’re the squarest school in all the world. You inspire me through and through. Alma Mater, Alma Mater, We’ll remember you, We’ll remember our friends ever true. Here’s to teachers, here’s to students, Here’s to everyone, Lincoln High School here’s to you. I I t i E. Dell Collings TO THE CLASS OF JUNE. 1959: Leaving the halls and classrooms of Lincoln High School with you this June is your genial and understanding class adviser, Mr. E. D. Collings. He is retiring after forty-one years of devoted service to the teaching profession. For the past nine years, Mr. Collings has counselled the senior classes of Lincoln High School. His friendliness, his humor, his loyalty, his cooperation, his patience, his wisdom in conference, his consideration for others, and his high standards of personal and professional ethics have really made him the “Mr. Lincoln” of our beloved school. May you, like him, combine character, scholarship, devotion to duty, and enthusiasm for work in a life of service and find true happiness in helping others. Guy F. Varner Principal Miss Agnes Lee A quiet understanding, a cheerful disposition, a sense of humor, loyalty, and efficiency are but a few of the many fine characteristics of Miss Agnes Lee, to whom the June Class of 1959 is pleased and proud to dedicate this yearbook. CLASS ADVISER Mr. E. D. Collings CLASS SPONSORS Miss Cecil Haskins Mrs. Grace Mickey Mr. Robert Knieriem Mr. Louis J. Persky Mr. Cyril Zupan CLASS MOTTO With malice toward none; with charity for all. CLASS COLORS Red and White CLASS FLOWER American Beauty Rose Siwb'r, E. MELACHRINOUDIS 'NtiA't , LARRY LPhma Ant Tr 4uj , I KOMARJAN5KI Vkm Pfixbnt SANDY BERRY CLASS COMMITTEES Stan Chmura Sandy Churko Shirley Gouker Jim Graziolli Russ Locdc BOARD OF ELECTIONS Pat McIntyre Liz Pasek Jeff Schultz Barbara Stanowick Lenny Taress SOCIAL COMMITTEE Bruce Sommerfeld, Co-Chairman Phyllis Zillo, Co-Chairman Pat Adams Chuck Cape Ruth Eizenbergs Jeff Elias Jim Etheridge Bill Fedik Jini Jackson Sandy Mucklo Carol Nakoneczny Bonnie Ontko Roy Pierce Lucille Schroeder Sandy Ward Pat White Bob Haley MOTTO COMMITTEE Ted Rusnak, Chairman Vic Bentkowski Rich Bowen Doris Glogowski Jerry Maciag Gail Portolos FLOWER COMMITTE Carol Beran, Chairman Barbara Rackoski Mike Karabinos Jerry Probala COLOR COMMITTEE Ron Young, Chairman Chuck Sockol Bobbie Ackerman Dorothy Solyom Ruthann Felon Nick Suprunenko YEARBOOK COMMITTEE Joyce Kasel, Chairman Maria Fur Sondra Gavlik Charlotte Gcssner Jim Gocek Nancy Kolesar Bob Kozora Judy Lewis Pat Lewis Jo Ann Markiewicz Joyce Lee Martuch Estelle Mavrakis Linda Mills Joanne Rowe Carolyn Teague Audrey Vondrasek Yearbook Committee Motto Committee Color Committee I ■ I— Class of June, 1959 ROItKRT.A ACliKKM X “Bobbie” Color Committee Lineolnettes St iiih-ni Council t'ltizonship Award Attendance Award—C 1‘ATItK‘IA DIANNK 1 AMS •‘rat” Cppcr Third Scholarship Lineolnettes F.T.A. Cheer Leaders iym I ‘jiders Club A Cappelhi Choir Scholarship Award—5 Senior Play PATRICIA ADAMS “Pill” Social Committee SOMA APOSTOI.OPOl LOS F.T.A. IIKI.KN It. ItKItAX Attendaiieo Award—6 Senior Play MAItIK IJKMv “Hilda” VIC IIKXTKOWSKI “Varsity Vie Motto Committee J.V. Football Team Student Council Tolleutes CAROL XX ItKKAN Flower CoinniiMi’i . Chairman National Honor Society Lineolnettes F. T. A. a Cappelln Choir Subject Superiority Award in Social Studies—3 Attendance Award—4 Scholarship Award—5 WALTKK S. ItKRDVSZ “ Rourli” Varsity Baseball Team Varsity Foot hall Team, Captain -T. v. Rnskotball Team •I. V. Football Team Student Council Tolleutes SANDRA ItKRRV Sandy” Clans Vice-President Junior Honor Society National Honor Society l.ojc Kdltor Student Council Lineolnettes I ’. T. A. Scholarship Award IHWBa MARGARET IIOIU I.A “Marne KK'II Alt l BOWKS •‘Rich” Motto Committee Yn rally Baseball Team Varsity liaskclball Team .1, V. Baseball Team .1. V. Basketball 'Foam A Cappelln Choir Sixteen Mills Operators ItKI.KN ItKKWKIt l-Ot ISK It HO K Kit I.KONA IttltSEY Dimples” GKOKGK F. BITI.KK ■ 11A Itl.KS CAFJE Social Committee All-City Choir F. T. A. A Cappelln Choir Small Ensemble ivoe.) Junior Achievement: Winner State Talent Contest Attendance Award—8 •I A MBS CARROLL “Jim” Student Council A Cap|iella Choir KICIIAIID CARTER Upper Third scholarship A Cappella Choir , (foiiin ii on World Affair WtTIICR CKK ’CA “Caesar” .IO KI’ll IN i; ('ll KKMSKY “Jo” STANLEY ('ll M V It Sonny” Varsity Kasketball Team Attendance Award—4 STKYK CHRIST ••Touch” S.WDK CIII KKO Sandy” Hoard of Elections Junior Honor Society I«op Staff LincolncttCS V T. A. Citizenship Award—5 I.ICI A COKKKA KK KAICn C KAWI-'OKI) Noon Movie Opera :ors .lOSEI’ll CCGIM •Won Varsity Foot ball Team Decathlon Team Student Connell Tollentes A Cappella Choir ALICE I1AIILKK ISA KIC RA ClK.SI,IIv Si inli-nt Council Attendance Award 3 CIIARI,KS IKUSA Cl..h” KITII KI KNIIURGS Social Committee National Honor Society Llncolnettes V. T. A. A Cappclln Choir Council on World Affairs Attendance Award—5 Scholarship Award—5 JOFFRK KI.IAS •Moff’ Social Committee Hcciithloii Team Tollcntcs K. T. A. A Cappclla Choir Small Ensemble (voc.) Citizenship Award .1A 'I KS KAK KTIIK RIDGE .II in” Hoard of Elections Social Committee Student Council I'KTKIt FA K K AS National Honor Society Varsity Daxehall Team Decathlon Team Suh.icct Superiority Award in History—2 Attendance Award 3 W11,1.1AM FED I It “Bill Social Committee l‘OK Circulation H.It. Student Council A Cappclla Choir 114 KFTIIANN 1KI.0N Color Committee I'pper Third Scholarship Log Circulation H.R. lit I.lnrolucttes F. T. A. Future Nurses Club A Cappclla Choir Attendance Award—€ JOSEPH FKREXCZ “ Ference” Varsity Football Train .1. V. Football Team Tollentes Attendance Award—6 .lOSKl’II .1. 1KAN7.AK Joe” Varsity Baseball Team, Manager Varsity Bowling Team , KV FRICK I i..nnl Honor Socirtf idem Con noil. I resident ml oluti: ff r l (i.VBOK Ft'LOP Gabe” National Honor 8oek r-President . jjt Log Circulation Scholarship Award- • i MARIA KIK Year Book Committee Upper Third Scholarship Lineuliieltes Future Nurses Club WILLIAM II. GAIN KB ••Willie” Varsity Baseball Team Varsity Basketball Team. Co-Captain .1 V. Basketball Team J. V. Football Team L. WAYNE GALA Safety Council Tollcntes MARIO T. GALLO •Mar Decathlon Team Tollcntes 'll ixcnship Award Attendance Award—5 SO Nil HA GAY LI Iv Soil Yearbook Commit tee National Honor Society student Council Line.duettos y. t. a. Allen.lance Award • Scholarship Award I A NX g a wit i low Annie” Subject Superiority Award in Social Studies—2 A11ei!dance Awnrd—4 CHARLOTTE GESSNKK ••Cliarcle” Yearbook Committee National Honor Society Lo;: Staff Lineolnottes F. T. A. Gym Leaders Club Subject Superiority Award in Biology 2 Scholarship Award 4 ETHEL (ilAVKDOXI .Speaker: Voice of America Broadcast CA HOLY NX .1. GILMORE ( urol” Student Council Council on World Affairs unior Achievement Betty Crocker “Homemaker of Tomorrow imhcis GLOGOWSKI “Glo Motto Coininittee Orchestra Small Ensemble (lust.) ipmiiomr' vc unarm r SIIIKI.I.V ANN (iOl'KKU “Shirr Hoard of Flections l.inc-olnC’ttes Gym Leaders Club, I'resident Hand Orchestra .lunlor Achievement AUendanee Award—10 •IAMBS GOCBK ioeek Yearbook i 'oilllllil lee Student. Connell Tollentes •JAM 10S V. • KA .IOI.I,t ir:iz Hoard of Flections Varsity Baseball Team Varsity Football Team •I. V. Football Team WILLIAM MS “B1U” 'hiss President National Honor Society Varsity Basketball Team Student Connell Tollentes F. T. A., President Suhjeet Superiority Award in Printing ” ANCKLINK M. IIALK “Angle” Student Connell School Service Award KOBERT HAI.KV “Bob” Social Committee Varsity Football Team J. V. Football Team MAKGAKRT ROSK IIAYBIKX “Marne” l.o” Circulation (H.H. HU I.lneolnettes A Capped:! Choir DONA 1.1) K. IIOUOUS ••Don” .1. V. Football Team Tollentes :or ;b H. HKAllKt rsity Baseball Team chestra „ tizenshlp A warn -tendance Award-o C AROLYN HI ‘F •Moan” Attendance Award • KOItKKT IIYIHKE “Bob Varsity Football Team J.V. Basketball T«an .1.v. Football Team Tollentes Attendance Award—4 lltANK I I.KV Farmer” Var itv Football Team J.Y. basketball Team J.V. Football Team Tollentes JAMES JACKSON Jimmy .1.” Social f’ommlttee Sittileiil Connell Tollenlvs K.T.A. Baud Orchestra WTIIONV W. JOY Tony” KENNETH IIOl til.AS .JUDY “Ken” I'o athlon Ten in Student Foil noil Attendance Award—I JOHN •It'll ASZ Tollentes KOST KALNYCKY A; tendanee A wn rd—fl JOYCE MAKIl.YN KASHI, Kusel Yearbook Commit (in , t'halnnan National Honor Society l.incolnettes F. T. A. Cheer leaders A Cappclln Choir Subject Superiority Award In Knglisb 2 Attendance Award—8 'I It'll A Ml. JOHN KA It AIM NOS “Miiicoo ■•lower Committee Varsity Football Team J. V. Basketball Team •l. V. Football Team Deeatblon Team F. T. A. Subject Superiority Award in I ‘hysicnl Btlucation—4 Attendance Award 8 IIKI.HN K. KKKNAN Baud Orchestra . .11 ANITA KKLI.KV “Kelly Hit lid Senior Play EDA INK JOYCE KEN DA 1.1. “I.anle” Student Council Safety Council ALICE KING “Al” Si lull-lit Connell I.lneolncttcs Future Nurses Club Attendnnec Award—1 DO HOT II V ANN K 11 1 “Dottlo’ Safety Couneil I.lneolncttcs K. T. A. Hand Orelieslra ItKTTY ANN KMfillT NANCY KOLESAR “Kol” Yearbook Committee I.os Staff I.os Typist T.lncolnottcs r T. A. Cheer Leaders KiOK KOMARJANSKI Class Asst. Treasurer .tumor Honor Society National Honor Society Varsity Haskethflll Team •L V. Haskethall Team PATRICIA A. KOPMSKK ••Rosie’ DONALD KIRKWOOD “Don” Tollentes it Dim ••Juily kosiokkk t KOSTKIjN I K JOANNK KITCHHAVY riciM.ir ••Wilber” L. Tollcntcs ItOISKIlT .1. KOZOR.V •Itob-KKI.OK” Yearbook 'oimnittoo l.otr Staff Tollrnto K. T. A. ltadin i� iterators. President Subject Superiority Award in Printing—2 Noon Movie Operator Attendance Award- 4 TONI KRITIN ‘‘Racrlrink” JOHN K KICK Miif Dumb ' Varsity Baseball Tram .1. V. Baseball Tram It V Kit V ItA KHIOKR KriigM” I.liirnlnettc l T. A. Oliver Lenders A ' 'npprlln Choir Citizenship Award Attendance Award I Senior Plays LAWRKNCK I.KIIMAN “tarry” Class Treasurer Log Staff Kami Orchestra OI.K1I W. I.KSII NIOWSKY orrhestm .H I� V TaKWIS “.Mouse” Yearbook Committee Log Staff Varsity ltowlins Team l.i lieolliet tes I-'. T. A. Oym Leaders Club V Cappella Choir Attciulanee Award I i I'ATKK'IA A. LBWI8 “I'nt” YcnrlxHik Committee National llimnr Society IJncoIncites I ’. T. A. A Cappolln Choir Attendance Award 7 IIAKVKY .1. I.IS .loo l{ Mil, 1.1ST I. Kl sshl.l. K. I.OKIIK Kuw llonril f KU'i'tions Varsity llasehnil Ti'inii Varsity Kooihiiii Team •I. V Itasehnll Team •I. V. Knot hall Ton in Tollcnlos A Cnppolln Choir CA Kill, MW I.OVII Future Nurses Club •Innlor K«-il Cross School Service Award JKItltY MAC I AO Motto Committee Varsity Itnschnll Team Varsity Casket hall Team Varsity Foot hall Team Safety Connell Toiletries MAKY II. MAKIT. A ••Kcir I.lneolnctteg F. T. A. A Cappolln Choir School Service Award Citizenship Award Attendance Award -3 KDNA.MAH MANX .IOANN MAItKIFAVICZ “Jo” Ycnrhook Committee National Honor SocietJ l.lncolnettes K T Subject Superiority Award i Knjcliah i Scholarship Award • All-Otv Choir ir) McCalls Teens Fashion l.(’l) YI(i MARTHOI. Varsity Football Team .1. V. Football l,flni ItAKIIAKA A. MARTOWICZ “Bttfc” Safety Council cheer Leaders School Service Award Senior Play JOYCE LEE MAKTUCH ••Marty” Yearbook Committee National ....... Society 1.02 Typist Varsity Howling Team Lincolncttcs F. T. A. A Cappella Choir Attendance Award—5 PATRICIA ANN MclNTYKK ••Pat” Hoard of Elections Student Connell Safety oundl Junior Ke l Cwrr EMILY .MKI.ACll RINOl'DIS Km” 'lass Secretary Student Connell A Cappella Choir EMIL HAKTYMAK Amo Decathlon Team Tollcntes ESTELLE MA KAKIS •Stell Yearbook Committee National Honor Society l.i iicoliiettes I' T. A. Future Nurses Club Cym leaders Club A Cappella Choir Scholarship Award—3 WILLIAM T. MAZANKK “Bill ANDY .� . MIIIAS Attendance Award—4 STEVEN S. Ml KOI.AY Steve” Student Council Safety Council JEAN MILLER ••Jeanne” Safety Council School Service Award Senior Play «0|V« mu LKNA MILLS “I.llldU” Yearbook Committee Student Council F. T. A. Senior I'lny dawn r. MOCK JKRKY I . MORGAN Attendance Award -8 I. K KI.LKN MORRIS Llneolnettes A Canpella Chair School Service Award Attendance Award CAROL NAKONKCZNY “Knock Knock” Social ......idee Lo;r Staff student Council LillColtlcttCS Citizenship Award—d Attendance Award 7 Scholarship Award—5 MARILYN JOAN NKI.SON K. T. A. School Service Award Attendance Award 10 ZKXOVIA MMYI.OAY'VCZ Zeni” t'pper Third Scholarship Lim-olncttes F. T. A. Future Nurses Club A Cappella Choir School Service Award I Itizonshlp Award Hit IIAKO J. NYOAIO “I’reaeher” Safety ' � iincil. President Hook Room Assistant SANIUtA MCCKI.O “Sandy” Social Committee Cpper Third Scholaridiip F. T. A. Subject Superiority Award in rtmdncKg education At tendance Award :{ Scholarship Award- MARTA 1RKXK OLIXKKVAtH Lineolnettes K. T. A. Future Nurses (lui Coil noil on World Afi 'rs Latin Modal I l ISON NIK OXTKO Social (Committee U )i Staff Llncolnettes. President F. T. A. Cheerleaders School Service Award A K i ll I K I’AKTII “Art I’piier Third Scholarship National Honor Society Varsity Football Team .1. V. Football Team Student Council F. T. A. Subject Superiority Award in History—2 KMZAKKTH T. I’ASKK lb Hoard of Elections National Honor Society Student Council F. T. A. liiiH-olncttcs Hand Orchestra Small Ensemble (inst.) MKI.VIN I’Kl’KRA Klmo” A Cappclla Choir KOV l'IKKCE “Winuy Social Committee Student Council J'afely Council Tollcntes Junior Achievement FAT K l( IA ANN I'll.HIIIS Fat” Student Connell Safety Council Mneolncttcs FK.VNt KS I). FI.KVKI.K II ••Fran” I’ppcr Third Scholarship rdncoliict tes JOANNE FOKCKLLO •Mo Citizenship Award Attendance Award 1 (•A 11. Ft I KTOI.OS Motto Committee I-OR Typist l.incolnettes F. T. A. School Service Award Junior Achievement Science Workshop Senior Play •lEKO.MIv FKOUALA Flower Committee Sixteen Mills Oiieratora IIAKIIAKA ANN KACKOSKI ••llnrl Flower Committee National Honor Society i . School Servin' Award Attendance Award 11 Scholarship Award- •• MtKKT RAM IKF A “«ir Varsity Itnseball Team J. V. Foot bull Team IH ANK MM IIAKI. KKVII.OCK “Rev” Student Council KI TH KI.I.KN ItOUV “Ruthle” Student Council Li wo] net tea F. T. A. Future Nurses Club Scholarship Award—3 JOAN N K ROWE Jo” Yearbook Committee Log Staff Varsity Howling Team Safer ' 'onncil. President Llneolnettea Cym Leaders Club, President A Cnppclln Choir TKI KCSNAK Motto Committee, Chairman .Inuior Honor Society, President Student Council F. T. A. Hand orchestra Council mi World Affairs, President Attendance Award—3 IIKI.KN SAMIJ LKNKO KKKTIIA MAE St AI.F KINSKI.I. R. KOI.I.AN I) Student Council Safety Council Junior Aehtevcinciu JOAN SCH KOKDBB .loni” I.KII.M-: senKOKDKR “liBfl Social Committee I'pper Tliiril Scholarship V. T. A. A cap pella Choir Sum 11 Knaomblo (voc.) School Service Award Aitcndiinco Award—8 Scholarship Award—3 l ATKICIA SOIUBKKT Fat School Service Award Junior Achievement JKI'FKKV STKI’II AX 8CIIC1.TZ ‘‘Scliult .le” Hoard oi Elections Decathlon Team Student Council Tnllentes A Cnppella Choir School Service Award t tl.TKK MinVAXDT “Walt Tollcntes SIIAKON ANN SHANNON “Shaj .It'1.1A ANN SKWAKA •Mo Jo” Safety Connell I Jncolnettes ;kok .k si.IMa '•Camel Jockey” Varsity Bowline Team .1. V. Football Team :• mil-lit Coimi'il Tnllenios School Service Award NICHOLAS SI.VWCZI K “Nick” A Cappella Choir Junior Achievement ( li t Itl.KS SOCKOI, •‘Stinky-Color Committee i’pper Third Scholar. liip Student Connell Tollentes BOKOTHY SOI.VOM Dec” ' 'olor Coniinlttec F. 'I'. A. Citizenship Award Senior l’lay It 1C I CK SOMMKHIKI.il Lucky Lip Social C..... Co-Chairman l«m: Staff Varsity Baseball 'loam Varsity llaskctball Team Varsity Football Team Tolleutcs F. T. A.. President Atti-mlaiice Award— 1 Kl.l KKI STAMKS HI” National Honor Society Log Staff Student Connell F. T. A. A Cappclla Cliolr Senior Plays WAYNK STANKO Junior Honor Society National Honor Society Student Council A Cappella Choir Subject Superiority Awards In: Math—4; Social Studies—4: Science fl Attendance Award—9 Scholarship—9 Spanish Cert If Ira to It Kit |{A STANOWICK Hoard of Flections Varsity Rowling Team School Service Award Attendance Award—3 1.1 H STKFIAK Lu I.incolncttcs F. T. A. Future Nurses Club School Service Award Attendance Award—8 Scholarship Award—{ ItlTA ST FIX ‘‘Kcci Safety Council BA KIIA It A STKNAI) Bobbl Varsity Rowling Team Uncolncttes NICK StPKUNENKO Color Committee Junior Honor Society Tolleutcs F T. A. Council on World Affairs School Service Award Attendance Award -1U Scholarship Award—3 OLKA SWITKNKO Uncolncttes Future Nurses Club I.KONA It I TAKES ■•Lefty Hoard of Flections Safely Council Tolleutcs k CAROLYN M K TKAdI K ••Sue Yearbook Committee Howling Team Student Council Lineolnettes V. T. A. (Syni leaders Club Junior Achievement Attendance Award G AY 11.1.1 AM TO 1,(11 Kit Tollentes ■SALVADOR Ki.AKTK DONNA I.YNNK I KDM'II Irhoch” !vm Leaden) Club Attendance Award 3 IDA VARGAS Attendance Award—5 DONALD .1. YARGO ••Duck” .1. A'. Football Team .1 KAN VAKSIIALL Varsity Howling Team Senior Plays VIOI.A VASYI.lt NAITK ••VI Lineolnettes V. T. A. IA.A1KS YOI.OMIKX “Sear” Decathlon Team Safely Council A Cappella Choir AI DICKY A. VONDKASKK “And Yearbook Committee Log Typist National Honor Society Lineolnettes r. t. a. Cheer leaders Oreliealra At tendance Award—G . KOHKKT WAI.KKK tipper Third Scholarship Scholarship Award -3 8VI.VIA WALTON Subject Superiority Award in Social StudIw- -3 Attendance Award 7 SASIIH.V VAICI “Sandy” Social Committee Llncolnettes Upper Third Scholarship F. T. A. (liccr Lenders Gym Leaders dill Attendance Award I Scholarship Award 3 I. AKKV H’KAVKK J. V. Football Team Attendance Award —5 JOAN WKLI.M AN “Jo” LlncolnettOB I’ATKII IA ANN WIIITK “Fat” Social Committee Varsity Bowling Team Lincolnettes o reheat ra Small Knsemhle (Inst.) F. T. A. Instrumental Solo Contest Kiisciuhle Contest HATH KK1NK WIIITKCAK “Kay Safety Council Lincolnettes Gym Leaders Club Student Council Senior Plays HKTTV LOl WITCZAK Varsity Bowling Team School Service Award Attendance Award 7 BILL WOODSIIIB “Woody Attendance Award .1 uiil« r Achievement JOK WOTOWIEC .liiuior Honor Society National Honor Society Student Connell. Ircsldc.it Attendance Award—I Scholarship Award i Latin Certificate MV KOLA VASHNYK “V� h” Tollentes Attendance Award—4 Senior Plays KONA 1.1) YOUNG •■Kon Color Committee, Chairman National Honor Society Iak Staff Student Council Tollentes F. T. A. Attendance Award—5 Senior Plays JOHN .AI.KNSKI .1. v. Foot hull Team Tollen tea Attendance Award—4 LeltOY F. CAltTRR School Service Award OAI.K K. COCII RAN I'cathlon Team Hand Attendance Award—1) I.A KKY WAY V K ZKICI.KK Decathlon Team •lOSKPIJ .IKJIAK Joe” I'll Yl.I.IS 7.11.1.0 ••Phil” Social Committee. Co-Chairman National Honor Society Uiieolncttcs I- T. A. Gym I.emlers Clnh A Cappcllu Choir Siihjed Superiority Award In KiikIIsIi—2 Scholarship Award- 7 Sl.UMKR SCHOOL MONA HADDAD Subject Superiority Award In Math- 2 French Medal JOANN LaKAKKKAKK .Id nil,i.iam ;i:kst ■•iiiir IIKI.TON .1. liKAVKS ••imm Decathlon Team Tollontes K1.1AN. N. IIADDAI) Attendance Award 1 Sll I KLEV J. I'KN DAD KAPII A Cappolla Choir KKIIAKD I, A TO.SKY “.Mouse Varsity Baseball Team Varsity Football Team .1. v. Basketball Team .1. V. Football 'IV;un Student. Council .IOSK.ni Let'O.MTK “Joe” Itt'KTOX PACK Attendance Award 3 NKillT SCIIOOI. FKKD Tl ( HOLSKI •'Crow” .1. V. Football Team Tollentca KKANK VANKSKV Nut Pictured: tiKORtiK KAKKK slK(.KIKI) KOIIDK ItOKKKT Sl.ON K’K nil.MAM ST. Blit” CI.AIIt iMV li'MitLu, LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We. the June Class of 1959, City of Cleveland, State of Ohio, Nation U.S.A., Continent of North America. Planet Earth, Solar System, of the Universe, do hereby, being of mind and body, declare this last will and testament for the faculty and student body to do with as they see fit. To Mr. Varner, our beloved principal, we leave a hope that his guidance will remain with us so wc may develop into fine citizens. To Miss Lee we leave all our headaches, heartaches and—wc hope—fond memories. To our homeroom teachers Miss Haskins, Mr. Knicriem, Mrs. Mickey. Mr. Persky, and Mr. Zupan we give the pleasure of our leaving. Tat Little” Adams. Joyce Energetic” Kasel, Barbara Smiley” Kruger. Bonnie Stringbean Ontko, and Sandy Midget” Ward leave their bruises and sprained ankles to any future enthusiastic cheerleaders. Minor explosions and burned fingers are willed by Helen Brewer, Anna Gawrilow. Jerry Frobala. Sal Ugarte, and Marilyn Nelson. At least they didn’t use all the burn ointment did they, Carol Beran and Fat Lewis? Roberta Ackerman bequeaths her rib-tickling giggle to any jolly underclassman wanting to start a commotion in a quiet class. Nancy Kolesar wills her many gymnastic trophies to any able athletic girl. Vic Bentkowski, Joe Cugini, Huthann Felon. Sondra Gavlik. and Estelle Mavrakis leave their ability to get along with others. Complexions of peaches and cream are left by Leona Bubsey, Liz Pasek, Josephine Lanzctta. Rita Stein, and Ida Vargas. (Too bad they don't have skin.) Never-tiring rock ’n’ rollers Lucy Schroeder. Barbara Martowicz, Chuck Sockol. and John Zalenski will their agility in dancing. Larry Lehman and Jeff Schultz bequeath their positions as class clowns” to anyone wanting to make others split their sides in hilarity. Dorothy Solyom. My kola Yashnyk, Elf red Staines, and Linda Mills leave the ten tons of used grease paint for the next senior play. Hysterical antics in 103 (along with hard work and long hours) is willed by Ix g Staff members Sandy Churko. Charlotte Gessner. Judy Lewis, and Carol Nakoneczny. The envied title of “Table Hopping Romeo” is left by Bruce Sonimerfeld. Right girls? Bill Gus bequeaths his first place scoring position in the West Senate to anyone who is lucky enough to be so skilled in basketball. The student director of the choir position is left by Jeff Elias along with the loudest voice in the bass section. Jim Graziolli leaves his famous saying Do what?” Naturally curly hair is bequeathed by Marge Ilayburn to the unfortunates who struggle with nightly pin-ups. Conversationalists Phyllis Zillo and Jean Miller will their talkativeness to anyone who would like to talk for five minutes without breathing. Mary Ellen Morris. Helen Beban, Josephine Chernisky, Pat Adams, and Mary Makula will their composed quietness to anyone who can develop such a fine quality. Unbelievable efficiency is left by Joanne Markiewicz. (Don’t let it go to your head.) Wayne Stanko bequeaths his “grey matter” to any student with a western head. (Wide open spaces.) To all chess fans, Feter Farkas leaves the chess board on which he has had many victories. Any pale faces in the house? If so, move in closer, because Bill Fedik donates his dimples to brighten any face. Ruth Eizenbergs wills her poise and charm to some needy lower classmen. Joanne Rowe, Ruth Roby, and Fat White will their nice personalities and warm smiles to those less fortunate. Wayne Gala leaves a book entitled “Stay Slim , written by Ken Judy, published by Roy Pierce, and burned by Ludwig Marthol before he found he could play football on Lincoln's team. (Please, fellows, don’t throw the book at us!) Angeline Hale wills the job of checking attendance in homeroom 206 to the first track star that comes along. Also, Doris Glogowski anti Alice King leave their job of counting tax stamps to someone who can count.” To the next Tollente on the 2nd floor, 2nd period, Bill Tolchcr leaves his warm scat. The ability to lead the Student Council through many worthwhile activities is forwarded to the next president by Gary Frick. Gabor (Hairy Lip) Fulop witholds the money he saved on razor blades while cultivating his mustache. IIow are ya fixed for blades? Bob Kozora leaves a vacancy in the radio room to the next licensed ham. Watch out for that static in the attic. George Hrabec, Host Kalnycky, and Nick Suprunenko, leave college algebra book numbers 116, 706. and 112, to the next three victims who sign up with Mr. Mancini. Also. Gail Por-tolos, the smartest girl in the class, leaves her book, number 111. How did it feel to be the only girl in the class, Gail? Maria Fur and Zenovia Nimylowycz will not leave their close friendship to anyone else but each other. Mario Gallo and Gil Ramirez will their jet black hair to all “white worriers.” Joe Franzak leaves one vacancy on the bowling team to Lincoln’s next tenpinner. Steve Christ, Phil Kostelnik, Bill Mazanek, Russel Rolland. and Lenny Taress leave frozen tennis shoes and a touch of pneumonia they received while playing football, to anyone in Mr. Honn’s gym class interested enough in football to extend the football season into winter. Bob Haley, Andy Mihas, Steve Mikolay. and Jerry Morgan leave something Lincoln con use more of—empty lockers. Chuck Cape bequeaths his flashy vests to all his fans who think their “duds are dull. Frank llcy wills his snappy red hair to any wishful member of the green race. (The 7B’s.) Art Paeth leaves the word “tube” which he used when purchasing a bottle of “sugar water.” (Chemistry slang for straw and pop.) James Voloshen and Larry Weaver “weave the title of graduate” to the 12B's. Helen Keenan leaves a method of improving her vocabulary to anyone who owns a dictionary. Elaine Kendall leaves her good grooming to some Miss sadly lacking it. Pat Kopnlske, Joan Schroeder, Viola Vasy-liunaite, and Sylvia Walton leave their lockers because they can’t take them. Lots of good luck is left to Lincoln’s next basketball team by Rich Bowen, Stan Chmura, Bill Gainer, Igor Komarjanski. and Jerry Maeiag. Tx ts of luck to you fellows, for a job well done. Don Kirkwood and Jim Etheridge gladly offer their parking spaces to a couple of drivers (?) who are fortunate enough to drive to school. Anthony Joy and Harvey Lis will never have to worry about having their last names spelled incorrectly. Isn’t that correct, Jyo and Lsi? Don Hodous, Boh Walker, and Joe Ziemak will the art of listening to the very few who can’t stop talking. Ron Young wills his position as 3rd period library slip collector to the next eligible F.T.A. member. Kettle drummer,” Ted Rusnak. leaves his position in the orchestra to someone who liked to pound on pots and pans in his childhood days. Congratulations. Ted, for a kettle (wc mean drum) well pounded. CharLes Dousa, Karl Listl. Nick Slywczuk. and Don Vargo. relinquish the pleasure of— leaving. George Butler. George Sliman. and Bill Wood-side bequeath their blessing on all those who can’t leave Lincoln. Russ Loede, John Juhasz. and Mike Karabinos leave part of their Lincoln spirit with us. The other part they take with them. Larry Zeigler wills a seat in the last row of each classroom to students whose last names begin with the letter Z. Joe Ferencz and Olch Leshniowsky will the lun they had in Mr. Brooks’ physics class to all students who think science classes arc square. Jim Carroll wills his sense of humor to some sour faced underclassman. Beautiful hair is left by Barbara Cieslik. Joyce Martuch. Emily Melachrinoudis. Ethel Giavedoni. and Frances Plevelich. Richard Nyomo. Mel Pcpcra, and Duane Revilock bequeath their charming shyness. Attention-catching voices are willed by Pat McIntyre and Kathy Whitecar. Studious students Sandy Mucklo. Marie Bene, and Sonia Apostolopoulos bequeath their ability to forfeit other pleasures in order to complete all homework on time. Congratulations to Richard Crawford. He’s the only boy to join this group. Lovely eyes are willed by Joanne Kutchravy, Toni Krucin. Audrey Vondrasck. and Barbara Stanowick. A ready sense of humor is left behind by Betty Wltczar, Joan Wellman, and Juanita Kelley. Dorothy Kipp bequeaths her prize-winning doll collection to any patient underclassman. Shirley Gouker and Barbara Strnad leave their places on the champion bowling team. Good sports” is the title left by Donna l)n-bach. Carolyn Teague, Julia Skwara. and Carolyn Huff. Carolyn Gilmore leaves her medal to any other “Homemaker of Tomorrow.” Mr. Hunsicktr, sorry, but you’ll have to find someone else to help with the displays; Arthur Cerney and Walter Schwandt are graduating with us. Carrot-topped Jean Varshall wills her freckles to anyone with such light skin. Judy Kosiorek. Carol Loyd, and Sharon Shannon bequeath their needleworking fingers along with their pretty projects. A friendly manner is left behind by Joanne Proccllo, Marge Bobula, Louise Broker. Alicia Correa, and Alice Dahlke. Edna Mac Mann, Martha Olinkevych, and Helen Samijlenko will the knowledge of more than one language to those less fortunate students who speak only one. Luha Steciak and Olga Switenko leave their position in the dispensary to any future nurses who want to put their time to good use. Rich Carter and Joe Wotowiec will their good study habits to all eligible college students. Jim Jackson and Emil Martyniak leave two badly needed seats in Mr. Ruscitti’s modern history class to anyone wishing to stady about South America. Boh Ilyduke gladly wills the job of record tender in Mr. Persky’s English class to those interested in studying Macbeth. Barbara Rackoski leaves her bangs to any undergraduate. Dawn Mock leaves her youth—she’s the youngest member of the senior class! Zoom! There goes Betty Knight, Pat Schubert, and Pat Pilichis who leave their go (?) power. Bertha Scalf leaves her “just after the bell” arrival to her classes. Walter Berdysz leaves his perfect timing of always being absent on test day. Broken pencils and racked brains (or something like that) are left by Sandi Berry and Jim Gocek—wc wrote it! We, the Senior Class of June, 1959, henceforth declare this Last Will and Testament legal until the year 3.UUU because by then no one will be able to understand it. Witnessed by: I. M. Good U. R. Bad V. R. Through R. V. Glad This document was drawn up in the presence of two noted judges. Signed: Arthur Starzout 1. M. A. Shyster Homeroom 206 Homeroom 115 Homeroom 307 Summer School The Lincoln Offspring Lincoln High School Cleveland 13, Ohio June 12. 1984 25 Year Reunion Marked by Importance IWBM Lands on Moon — Completes Tests Cape Canaveral—June 11—(LP) Today here at Canaveral, the Christ and Chmura Rocket Association completed their Inter-World Balistics Missle. In a successful test the rocket with its two passengers, Carol-ynn Gilmore and Louise Broker, rose past the earth’s atmosphere and completed a landing on the moon. This was the first in a series of hopefully successful flights for the association. Univac Now Thinks After Delicate Operation Madrid, Spain—.June 11—(LP) The famed Univac electronic machine now can think for itself, thanks to Gabor Fulop who yesterday installed a brain into the electronic “Univac.” Gabor, famed brain surgeon, had as his assistants, Doctor Donald Hodous and doctor’s assistant. Patricia Pilichis, who commented on the expert way that Dr. Fulop performed the operation. Printers Caught Forging Bills Cleveland—June 11— Caught yesterday in the act of printing play electric bills to send to their enemies were Bob Hydukc and Vic Bentkovvski. The two were apprehended greenhanded, (from the ink), by special investigator, Bill Maza-nck, in the basement of Bob Hyduke’s home. Bob teaches printing at a well-known school. Kruck Caught Confiscating Cookies Cleveland June 11 Today in the kitchen of his home, Mr. John Kruck was caught by chief inspector, Jeff Schultz, confiscating cookies from the family cookie jar. John was punished by being sent to bed without having any cookies for seven weeks; this really hurt John, deep. (In his stomach.) Cattle Queen Dorothy Kipp Houston, Texas—June 11—(LP) Latest arrival to the “Lone Star State” was Cattle Queen Dorothy Kipp. The crowds that were at the station to greet her were enormous in size. Some of the spectators that were there, such as Colonel William Fedik of the Siberian Army and Corporal John Juhasz of the Hungarian Army, stated that it was one of the most fabulous sights of the world to see Miss Kipp set foot on her 700 thousand acre ranch. On this ranch. Dorothy has 17.682 head of cattle and 3001 horses which she prides as the best stock in the “Lone Star State.” Cavemen False, Cleveland—June 11— Our scientists. Joanne Rowe and Audrey Vondrasek, have proven, after much study and deliberation, that their assumption was true about the wheel. The girls have been studying this matter since .Tune, 1959, and now twenty-five years later, they revealed to Professor Andrew IVlihas of the Institute of Ancient Study in Cleveland, Washington—June 11—(LP) The Gary Frick design approved by Senate! The new “six” sided Pentagon, which will be erected in the future by the Wayne Slanko Construction Company, was designed by Gary Frick. This design was approved today by the Senate board. The first visitors to the new Pentagon were Senator Bruce Sommcrfcld. of Gala, Wisconsin. Escourting Bruce were his secretary, Carolynn Teague, and body guards, James Carroll and Gilbert Ramirez, who are employed by the W. Schwandt Body Guard Agency. The Senator and the other members of the Senate, Governor Steve Mikolay of Morris, Wyoming, and Justice John Zalenski of the famous Cicslik County, discussed the issue of the selling of the charming Kenneth Judy Guitars. This motion on the prohibition of the selling was carried. The selling was stopped immediately. Wells Vargo Makes Debut Tonight at 9:30 on Channel 67, daring Russel Loede makes his first appearence on the Wells Vargo Show as star performer. Scientists Prove that the wheel was not invented by the caveman. Professor Mihas marveled at their statement at first until the girls showed evidence of their assumption. They produced a wheel from a late model Ford convertable. The wheel was quite old and later the scientists revealed to the press and the public that the wheel — continued on p. 6 — Page 2 The Lincoln Offspring June 12, 1984 Anyone For Good Old Fashion Gravy Recipes??? Well, here in this column. Joanne Kutchravy relinquishes her cherished recipe from her ancestor. J. Wellman. Follow these simple directions: Ingredients: 1 Can Opener; 1 Can Of Gravy Mix; 1 Pan; 1 Spoon; 1 Taster; 1 Serving Dish. Open can with can opener, take off lid and throw away. Place contents of can in pan, heat and stir gravy mix with spoon, taste with taster, and serve in the serving dish. If you have any questions, please DONT write Miss Var-shall of the Foods Department of this paper, because she won’t know. Orchids Capture First New York—June II— Miller’s Orchids won first prize at the National Orchid Growers Association of America Convention held here this week. Miss Jean Miller won the National Regional Title of the “Best grower of White Orchids.” At the time of the judging. Miss Miller was wearing this startling white orchid on a black sweater. It was chosen as the winner. THE LINCOLN OFFSPRING Edited in June, 1959 Circulation of 186 This is the first and last edition Editor-in-chief Robert J. Kozora Managing Editor Joann Markiewicz Page Editor Estelle Mavrakis Wire Service (LP) Lincoln Press DUANE HITS STATES Cleveland—June 11— Hitting the states for return engagements was the recording star Duane Revilock. He has just returned from Europe where he spent four months with his manager, Bill Tolcher, after giving 100 live, in-person performances there. Duane was greeted with the news that his recording of “Hang Me Quick” has just sold 75 million copies. Larry Lehman of the Lehman Recording Company, stated that this was the biggest hit he had since the Charleston. Duane Revilock will receive a solid uranium record from the well known Alicia Correa on the Patsy Lewis show next month. Chess Title Captured New York—June 11— “Checkmate, your move,” and all of the usual sayings were shouted by the “Quads,” Phil Kostelnik, Harvey Lis, Ludwig Mart hoi, and Oleh Leshniwsky, as they captured the world’s chess tourney here in New York yesterday. The boys started playing in homeroom 320 at Lincoln High School in 1959. Congratulations men!!!! Oh! This Busy World “Busy hands arc happy hands, and happy hands are busy hands”, is the motto of Barbara Martowicz as she scrubs the Terminal Tower with a toothbrush. She has now reached the first floor. Good Luck Barbara. WEAVERS WOVEN WHOLESALE WAREHOUSE “We work on all types of Woven Wool” 111111 Woolen Drive Phone Itchy 5-0005 Ladies, would you like to know the new trend in fashions? Good—so would we! In our annual fashions how, Jo Lanzet-ta will model the new fashion, the saucer look from outer space; Bobbie Aekerman will model the chandelier style from way up high; Marge Hay burn will model the rocket that shoots to the moon style. Miss Joyce “Lee” Marluch will cover the fashion show with a blanket story. Assisting to see that it’s completely covered will be Leona Bubsey. NOW SHOWING At Farkas Town Hall THE RETURN OF IGOR Starring: Ron Young Barbara Stanowick and the new German Sensation Fraulinc Ruth Eisenbergs Directed by Igor Komarjanski ♦Also PROBALA GOES TO THE BIG CITY Starring: George Hrabec Carolyn Huff as “Huffy” CHILDREN UNDER 65 ADMITTED FREE Mock Invasion Cape Canaveral—June 11—(LP) According to Dawn Mock, we have just had a mock invasion from outer space at Cape Canaveral. “Dawn has just been fired from the staff for this fine bit of false information.” The Editor Latin Comes Back From Europe Cleveland—June 11— The famous redheaded Latin teacher, Mary Makula, has just returned from a tour of Europe. She is resuming her teaching at Lincoln. June 12, 1984 The Lincoln Offspring Page 3 Blobetrotters Acquire Two New Greats By Sports Writer I. M. Great New York—June 11 — (LP) Our sports writer has just sent in an exclusive. “Today, in New York, the manager of the Blobetrotters has signed up two great basketball stars. They are Bill Gus and Bill Gainer, who started their training on Lincoln floors about 27 or 28 years ago.” The two Bills will be bouncing the ball for the Trotters for quite some time, it was estimated by a spectator. The boys looked in top form as they went out on the floor and they really put on a fine performance. Youth Found In Florida Miami, Florida—June 11—(LP) Donald R. Kirkwood has been in direct correspondence with that lovely state of Florida in the past. Don has discovered the famed Fountain of Youth. Since then, he has decreased in age and is still being studied by psychiatrists. Joseph Ziemak and Larry Ziegler, who cannot believe this fantastic story of Don’s, even though he is now estimated to be three years in age at the present. Hula-Hoops Spin Cleveland—June 11— Miss Shirley Gouker has returned from her round-the-world hula-hoop contest to teach the girls of Lincoln High School a less strenuous technique of hula-hooping. Chisles Are Coming Cleveland—June 11— The famed Power’s Models, Miss Dorothy Solyom and Miss Emily Melachrinoudis, will model the chisled look for the Vargas Women Sculptors of America Association next month. Spacemen Now Safe Columbus, Ohio—June 11— The nurses that are going to join the new staff of the Keenan Hospital to instruct life saving for those reckless outer space rocket drivers are: Bonnie Ont-ko, Ruth Roby, Sylvia Walton, Sandra Mucklo, and Nancy Ko-lesar. Good luck with those tourniquets, girls!!! Wrestler Wins World Crown Madison Round Garden— June 11—(LP) Here today in a terrific bout, the great Emil Martyniak captured the world’s wrestling crown. Emil was down and pinned once for the count of three, hut he then overthrew his opponent and won the match. WAC Wins Medals Pentagon, Wash.—June 11 (LP) Latest to become an official member of the United Sta.tes Army Wac Personnal is Miss Julia Skwara. She joined the Wacs twenty-five years ago and since then has gained medals for duty above and beyond the call of duty. She was unusually brave at the front line during the Maciag Uprising in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1964. We wish Julia the best of luck in her probable everlasting career. MOTHER NELSON’S BABY POWDER Marilyn Nelson, Proprietor JOF’S BAKERY “Makers of that famous Syrian Bread with the Dutch Touch.” Joffre Elias, Pro-nictor 1483 Pizza Street. Phone Hungry 6-4738 DEAR JOfi Dear Joni: I have a problem. I would like to know whether it is proper to wear combat boots to a dance? Signed, Nick Slywczuk Dear Slywczuk: If you want to know whether it is proper etiquette to wear combat boots to a dance, that all depends on the date that you have for that evening. Joni Duo Clicks With Browns Cleveland—June 11-Browns are hopeful of a season’s championship with their newly acquired greats, Joe Cu-gini and Walter Berdisr, who signed contracts yesterday while trying out for the team. The two boys were viewed and approved by the trainer of the team, and not more than ten minutes later in the shower with water proof ink they signed a waterproof, waterclad, ironbound contract for twenty years. The boys, who played terrific seasons for the Presidents at Lincoln in 1958-59, were estimated to be with the Browns for the fully contracted time. PEPERA PEPPER FACTORY “We make the best dill pickles 6821 Sour Street Picadilli 4-4242 FRIENDS—Do You Have: Personality at parties? Ability to work? Sense to work? Energy to do things? Kindness towards friends0 IF SO WHY DON’T YOU TAKE Pasek Tranquilizers 1010 Yawn Street Call Sleepy 1-1111 LI STL THE LEPIDOPTERIST “We study the Butterflies in your stomach” 32130 Upside Down Lane Call Buggy 1-8888 Page 4 The Lincoln Offspring June 12, 1984 SMASH ON BROADWAY New York—June 11— Acclaimed today here in New York, was Miss Linda Mills, who stole the show with her tremendous impersonations of the later year stars, such as Cantor, Jol-son, and the like. Bringing back the show was the fabulous Boh Haley and his comets who sang “Down By The Lincoln High Well.” Liked well by the audience composed of Miss Alice King of the King Publishing Company, Miss Bar-boro Kruger of the Kruger Smile School, Miss Sandra Chur-ko of the Churko Library for Fine Singers, and Mr. E. Staines, Dean of the Cleveland College of Metropolitan Opera. Giving a star performance were the Marquettes, composed of: Doris Glogowski, Lucille Agency Booms New Brunswick, Canada— June 11—(LP) Yesterday according to reporter Russel Holland, The Samiljenko Insurance Company has sold over a million dollars of insurance in one day. This feat is credited to its four versatile agents: Frank Iley, Richard Crawford. Anthony Joy, and Judith Kosiorek, who sold these policies to four individual people. The purchasers of these policies were: Sonia Apostolopoulos, who bought a policy insuring her life in the U.S.: Helen Behan, who purchased a policy covering her new expensive Maxwell convertible; Carol Beran, who signed a five hundred thousand dollar policy insuring her personality; and finally after long deliberation. Edna Mac Mann, who safeguarded her musical talents. We wish the best of luck to this newly formed company. Schrueder, and Sandra Ward, as they did a number of songs that the trio themselves composed. Stealing the show away from the people who brought it back was the band consisting of James Jackson, on Bass Sax; Ted Rusnak, on Drums; James Voloshen, on his magic accor-dian; and directing the group and turning the pages was Mr. Charles Cape. The performers all left by train for Ugarte Central Station in Steciak, Luba, on the continent of Strnad to do a dozen in person appearances for the restless natives there. The group will be greeted there by the Butler Catering Service, who will take care of their meals while they are there. Martians Marching Song Switzerland—June 11—(LP) The Switenko and Wotowiec Science Corporation have invented the Kasel Rocket, which vill reach Mars within the next. :wo months. Keeping constant contact with the rocket is Miss Carol Nako-neezny. Of late, she has reported that the Martians are forming a band and writing the “Martians’ Marching Song” to greet the rocket when it lands. Garlic Gum Takes Over Hollywood—June 11—(LP) The Vasyliunaite and Nimy-lowycz Broadcasting Company has just signed a one day contract for a fresh air camp show. Their sponsor, the Garlic Gum Factory of America, was happy to have some fresh air in their camp. Zoo Gets New Staff Cleveland—June 11— New Manager, Attendants, and Feeders. Yes. the zoo animals got their first look at their new attendants, as the attendants filed past the cages for final inpection by the animals. Approved finally were Betty Witczak for the new manager. Chuck Dousa for assistant manager. Then, chosen by the lions, for the new feeder was the big Joseph Ferencz. Appointed to the important position in the Dispensary was Dr. R. Felon and her assistant, Son-dra Gavlik. FLASH The No Belly Prize was won by three famous Americans: Miss Patricia D. Adams acclaimed success through her sensational Nursery Ward Book entitled, “The Tales of Inter Spanctum.” Gail Portolos won her fame by inventing a new pain relieving drug called “Plevelich.” Judy Lewis has been awarded this prize through her effortless success in selling water in Raindrop County. $75,000 Won on Woodside Wonders Hollywood—June 11—(LP) Today, the famed actress Charlotte Gessner walked away from the stage of Woodside Wonders Radio Program 75,000 dollars richer. Runners up were loe Franzak and Alice Dahlke who won 10,000 dollars apiece. The question posed to Charlotte was, “How many pennies form one dollar?” Iler answer, 99, came the closest. June 12, 1984 The Lincoln Offspring Page 5 NEW GAS WILL SURPASS East Ohio—June 11— New Bill Printed For Government Cleveland—June 11— Hotel Stands High On Mall Cleveland—June 11— Famous Scientist Host Kal-nycky discovered a new Gawri-low Clas while driving on Route 8. He then dialed 999 and told Inspector Loyd of Scotland Yard that the gas would surpass the old McIntyre gas by about .06%. Professor Joan Schroeder of the Rackorki Institute of Technology stated that the new gas will be of unbelievable advantage to the owners of the latest 1984 cars. Wines Form a New Soda Vino, Ohio—June 11— Mario Gallo of the Gallo Wine Company and Jerry Morgan of the Morgan David Wine Company merged today to form the newly named the Olinkevych Soda. It’s predicted to be a smash on the grape industry. Shannon Saved Cleveland—.Tune 11— Today in a daring rescue from a most horrible creature, Patrolman Yashnyk of the Slobovian Police Department overthrew the creature from the Bobula Blue Lagoon, to save a ravishing young mistress. After several hours of terrifying battle with the creature, the unarmed patrolman conquered the monstrous thing with an arm lock on one of its several arms. The creature gave up and Yashnyk carried out The first new “seventeen” dollar bill was printed last night in the Whitecar Government Print Shop. The bill was the first of its denomination and style. The printer of the first copy and the one responsible for the designing of the bill was Mr. N. Suprunen-ko of the Urbach Printing Association. The seventeen-dollar bill will go into circulat ion on the second Tuesday or next week. Mr. Suprunenko commented that he was very proud to be the first and only person to print this new item for the Government. Lost Duo Found Wet Raindrop County- June 11—(LP) Found a little wet from being lost in the middle of Pierce’s Puddle last night were Miss Maria Fur and Miss Marie Bene. Inspector James Gocek of the Zillo Detective Agency found the two fair misses lost and a bit wet behind the ears, along about four o’clock, his usual time for taking his daily swim in the puddle. Both girls were delivered safely to their homes, unharmed, aside from a slight ease of pneumonia. New Mr. Magoo Opening of the new hotel on the Mall took place here in Cleveland today, as the Nyorao Hotel was opened an the Middle Mall. The hotel was designed and erected by Cerncy and Taress Designers Builders. Incorporated. The new hotel stands proudly next to the well noted Hilton Hotel, which was erected on the Lower Mall in 1959. 25 years ago. BREWER MANUFACTURING COMPANY Manufacturer of the Famous Hale Coffee 66397 Stay Awake Avenue Call Wake Up 4-6785 ETHERIDGE ETHER COMPANY “We put you to sleep when others can’t” 123 Fall Asleep Blvd. Call Slumber 1-4725 KNIGHT CANDY COMPANY “Open All Day Chief testers are: “Apple Adams — “Caramel Carter—“Cherry — Chernisky Manager is Betty Ann Knight SHUBERT ICE CREAM WITH BERRY TOPPING Manufactures are Pat Shubcrt and Sandra Berry. Miss Shannon unharmed from the Lagoon. GRAZZIOLLI AND GIAVEDONI ITALIAN HOUSE “We are the best Greek cookers in the country” 194673 Raveolli Avenue Call YumYum 7-7483 New York—June 11— Yes, there is a new character i who is replacing the famous Mr. Magoo, who was outstanding in the year of 1958-1959 in the Lincoln High School noon movies as the favorite cartoon. Now a post graduate of Lincoln. Mike Karabinos, replaces with his own live performances the famed Mr. Magoo as was drawn by Jim Bd.cus. LEAVE NOW FOR A SCENIC CRUISE OF THE SUN-SPLASHED. MOON-DRENCHED. MYSTERY-WASHED SOUTH SEAS ON THE PORCELLO YACHT “The Pitter Patter of Little Footsteps Thundering through the House” The Walker Shoe Company Robert Walker, Manager Page 6 The Lincoln Offspring June 12, 1984 Stock Rises Bowen Boasts Cleveland—June 11— Holding the majority of the stock in the Scalf Scafolding Company is Mr. Richard Bowen, eccentric million-dollar stock holder. The Scalf stock has risen 9,000 points since yesterday. Mr. Bowen later commented at an interview that he was not sorry that he had backed the company from the beginning of their production. 175th Discovered Cleveland—June 11— Arthur Paeth, famous chemist has discovered the 175th eleme-ment which he named “WHITE” after the 175th person listed on the graduation Class of June, 1959, Patricia White. STEIN’S STAIN REMOVER COMPANY “When we remove stains they slay removed until they return.” Call Mahogany 2-0001 SOCKOL SUSPENDER FACTORY “We’re the Last Ones to Let You Down.” Charles Sockol, Manager KELLEY, KENDALL. KOPNISKE LAW YERS, INCORPORATED Call Law Suite 4-12.15 COME IN and enjoy relaxation at the Tonia . Krucin Old Age Home 73 Year Old Blvd. Phone Ancient 9-9999 — continued from p. 1 — was not actually invented by the caveman but by the re- markable George Slim an. George, who looks not a day over 18, has been really carrying his age in a remarkable way. This white space is left for the next group of seniors who think that writing the Prophecy and filling the pages is easy. Lincolnettes T ollentes Student Council Future Teachers Honor Society m Band Orchestra A Cappella Choir Girls Bowling c SENIOR PLAY Autographs