Lincoln High School - Lincolnia Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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..... ...... ................... ▼ F-U-T-U-R-A-M-A Y Lincoln Monday January, 1988 THE FORWARD LOOK We are entering into another year of space travel. We have finally reached the Moon and Mars. We will now make great strides to reach our many other neighboring planets. Here are some of the happenings already achieved in our conquest of space. SPACE NEWS MOON PLANTS BROUGHT BACK TO EARTH Cleveland, Jan. 21—Two famous scientists, Dr. I Ians Rennu and his noted associate, Dr. Vito Resse, returned to earth this morning at 0:200 with a plant which they call the “Xympliatandrowz.” It resembles a clover with about six leaves on it, and it is white. Dr. Rennu said that it grows by air. He said that in about three light years from now, you will be able to hear that old refrain, “I’m Looking Over a Six Leaf Clover.” TWO FAMOUS SCIENTISTS BACK FROM MOON Cleveland, Jan. 21—Dr. Joseph, Bachna and his assistant, Dr. Gerald Galaszewski, have just returned to Earth from a successful trip to the Moon. The rocket ship they made travels at a speed of 99.999 miles an hour. They will make a return trip next month. Eat Sugar-Coated Start off your day with the new tasty sugar-coated cereal that really puts zip into you! ITS NEW! IT’S GOOD! IT’S REVOLUTIONARY! TRY! TRY! Your Sugar-Coated Crist Crispics Product of the HARLAN CRIST CRISPIES CO. BACK FROM SPACE Cleveland, Jan. 21—Back from space are the scientists, Charles Si-doti and Frank Scnich. They have been the first men to land on Mars, or they thought they were, but when they landed they were very surprised to see that Jack Scharf and Donald Stanislav were already there operating a hot dog stand and souvenir shop. When asked why they were there, they both replied, “We have come here to collect old guided missiles sent here from Earth, so that we can sell them to Ken Zielinski’s “Build-it-yourself Daoe Banana Boat Corporation” and make some money. have been able to build this empire of charm schools if it had not been for my associate. Kenneth Tucker, who let me use his automobile repair shop for my first School of Charm in January of 1964.” Hilltop Hill, Jan. 21—The noted Ronald McCaslins are having a Halloween Ball at their Hilltop Mansion on Hilltop Hill. Magician Merl Mecklenberg and his assistant, Carol Lis, will be on hand with some tricks. Dan Mocny and has quartet will supply the music. Refreshments will be served on the terrace overhanging Bottomless Cliff. FIRST WOMAN TO MAKE A TRIP TO MARS Cleveland, Jan. 21—Space traveler, Anita Il’Giovine, will be the first woman to go to Mars. She recently returned from the Moon. Scientists say that she is very brave and courageous to make these trips to unknown places. SOCIETY SECRETS Rocky River, Jan. 21—William Dow, wealthy architect, will hold a gala dance in his Forest View Mansion in honor of his latest development—a building a mile tall and made entirely of glass. The entertainment at this occasion will be supplied by the Terrance Kelk Band featuring their outstanding members—Ray Davison on the clarinet and Nick Kantartzis on the saxophone. Also on hand for the vocals will be the “favorite of all favorites the PIANIST FAVORITO Sisters. Christine and MAKES WORLD TOUR Rosalie. They will sing their favor- Cleveland, Jan. 21—Ruth Park, ite song, “Favorites.” famous pianist, will make a tour of ---- the world. Among the places of her New York. Jan. 21—Off the Pan tour will be the Russian Symphony American Liner comes Florence Hall. One of the numbers she will Bevolacqua, fashion model. She was play will be Bach’s Mongolian Sym-touring South America modeling phony in B Minor. Her next stop the latest in furs and winter clothes, will be in Outer Mongolia, where ---- she will play the Russian Symphony Cleveland, Jan. 21—Don Sommer, in D Minor. She then will travel to well-known multi-millionaire, is now various parts of the world display-beginning to build his 36th School ing her magnificent talent. She will of Charm. He says, “I would never end her tour in July.

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Lincoln F-U-T-U-R-A-M-A January, 1988 NEW STAR BORN Cleveland, Jan. 21 — Richard Cool ’em Takach has sold his ten billion record hit, “Dadeo Don’t Dribble on Dcm Doggone Dice” which has only been on sale for two weeks. Richard’s personal friend and musical adviser, Fred “The Catt” Schmidt, says, “Cool ’em Takach’s success is based on the fact that he can yodel while drinking lemonade.” Olga Michalczyk’s SPORTS SIIOPPE 82 Tennis Court We Specialize in Used Tennis Rackets Golf Balls Sport Outfits LINCOLN GRADS OF 1958 HOLD REUNION Cleveland. Jan. 21—The “Whippoorwill Warblers” will entertain the Lincoln Grads of the January Class of 1958 at Hotel Hurricane. The ensemble is made of members who have graduated from Lincoln. Kenneth Roby is the director of the group. Both Diana Tesser and Jayne Trepal sing soprano, and Carol Var-wig sings bass. The group will sing a lot of those old favorites of the 50’s, such as Teddy Bear” and “Bermuda Shorts. Mary Kusmicki’s Bar-B-Que 827 Appetizer Road Our Specialty Is Southern Fried Chicken and Corn Fritters ALL-GIRL CHOIR AND ORCHESTRA COME TO CLEVELAND Cleveland, Jan. 21—Carol Kopack and her Music Makers of Melody Mood will make several appearances in Cleveland. One of her visits will be to Lincoln High—her alma mater. One of the members of her orchestra, Alla Rasanow, graduated from Lincoln also. Alla plays harp. She studied at the Howard Hollow Harp School. NEWS FROM HERE AND THERE Plans are being made by two engineers, Steve Bugay and Charles Fischer, to span a bridge from New York to England. This will be a great convenience for travelers to go to and from Europe by car. The bridge will be completed in 2000. Mary Ann Bartczak has just been elected “Miss Universe of 1989.” Thirty-six girls competed for this honor. They were judged on their personality, beauty, and talent. Mary Ann won by unanimous decision. “Etiquette In a Rocket Ship” is a smash-selling book written by the well-known authority on etiquette, Audrey Fazah. If you are planning a trip to outer space, please get your copy today! Movie stars, Joann Veseleski. Sylvia Schwartz, and Beverly Wellman begin their new picture today, “The Triple Ticket to the Taj Mahal.” The picture is being directed by Marcia Vana and Donald Va-senko, who both say the picture will be a smash hit, because of the great stars in it, and because the movie is made in Super-Sonic-Saturated-Sound and is shown on the Wide-Wrap-Around Screen. Rachel McNeilly has been appointed the new director of the All-City Choir in Cleveland. During her years at Lincoln, Rachel was a member of the famed choir. After excelling in shorthand and becoming the World’s Champion Shorthand Writer, Mary Knapp will take a course to learn how to write longhand again. Elsie Glaesel, well-known florist, has opened her 15th floral shop. She is also one of the members in charge of designing floats for the Rose Bowl Parade. Appointed by the government, Helen Jedlinski will be an interpreter at the United Nations Assem bly. She can speak fluently many languages and excels in Spanish, which she learned at Lincoln High. A contract with the Metropolitan Opera was made by Shirley Brown, well-known soprano. Her climb to fame started with the Lincoln High Choir. The Betty Crocker Baking Contest of 1988 was recently won by LaVerne Blazey. Her product was a right-side-down cake. The grand prize was an all-expense paid trip to the South Pole. Marilyn Lewis’ Hat Shoppe 19 Pompom Blvd. If Our Hats Don’t Fit Your Head, We’ll Fit Your Head To Fit Our Hats.” VOTED ‘SECRETARY OF THE YEAR” IN CONTEST Cleveland, Jan. 21—Jacquelyn Ramsey was voted “Secretary of the Year. She has displayed her outstanding talent as secretary to the President of the Sunshine Biscuit Co. Two years ago she was Secretary to the Vice-President of the Shinola Toothpaste Co. Congratulations to you, Jacquelyn! LeeGrand’s Fashion Shoppe Mmc. Geraldine LeeGrand Leading Designer of “Out-Of-This-World Fashions We sell elegant space travel outfits for women. Prices State AT $200. COME IN AND VISIT!!! SPORT SPOTLIGHT Wasyl “The Wasp” Suprunenko challenges the World’s Overweight Champion, “One Punch” John Shkil, who has held that title for 25 consecutive years. “One Punch” Shkil says, “I have been victorious all these years because my manager, John Skoropys. has taught me to drink at least three glasses of milk a day.” After 16 long years at Jane Hawkins College, George Sadcy. “The Bull”, as he was called in those heroic football days, says, “Even though I have retired as coach, I plan to take active part in that new fascinating sport of ’Push The Pin in The Pink Panther.'” m —