Lincoln High School - Lincolnia Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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..... ...... ................... ▼ F-U-T-U-R-A-M-A Y Lincoln Monday January, 1988 THE FORWARD LOOK We are entering into another year of space travel. We have finally reached the Moon and Mars. We will now make great strides to reach our many other neighboring planets. Here are some of the happenings already achieved in our conquest of space. SPACE NEWS MOON PLANTS BROUGHT BACK TO EARTH Cleveland, Jan. 21—Two famous scientists, Dr. I Ians Rennu and his noted associate, Dr. Vito Resse, returned to earth this morning at 0:200 with a plant which they call the “Xympliatandrowz.” It resembles a clover with about six leaves on it, and it is white. Dr. Rennu said that it grows by air. He said that in about three light years from now, you will be able to hear that old refrain, “I’m Looking Over a Six Leaf Clover.” TWO FAMOUS SCIENTISTS BACK FROM MOON Cleveland, Jan. 21—Dr. Joseph, Bachna and his assistant, Dr. Gerald Galaszewski, have just returned to Earth from a successful trip to the Moon. The rocket ship they made travels at a speed of 99.999 miles an hour. They will make a return trip next month. Eat Sugar-Coated Start off your day with the new tasty sugar-coated cereal that really puts zip into you! ITS NEW! IT’S GOOD! IT’S REVOLUTIONARY! TRY! TRY! Your Sugar-Coated Crist Crispics Product of the HARLAN CRIST CRISPIES CO. BACK FROM SPACE Cleveland, Jan. 21—Back from space are the scientists, Charles Si-doti and Frank Scnich. They have been the first men to land on Mars, or they thought they were, but when they landed they were very surprised to see that Jack Scharf and Donald Stanislav were already there operating a hot dog stand and souvenir shop. When asked why they were there, they both replied, “We have come here to collect old guided missiles sent here from Earth, so that we can sell them to Ken Zielinski’s “Build-it-yourself Daoe Banana Boat Corporation” and make some money. have been able to build this empire of charm schools if it had not been for my associate. Kenneth Tucker, who let me use his automobile repair shop for my first School of Charm in January of 1964.” Hilltop Hill, Jan. 21—The noted Ronald McCaslins are having a Halloween Ball at their Hilltop Mansion on Hilltop Hill. Magician Merl Mecklenberg and his assistant, Carol Lis, will be on hand with some tricks. Dan Mocny and has quartet will supply the music. Refreshments will be served on the terrace overhanging Bottomless Cliff. FIRST WOMAN TO MAKE A TRIP TO MARS Cleveland, Jan. 21—Space traveler, Anita Il’Giovine, will be the first woman to go to Mars. She recently returned from the Moon. Scientists say that she is very brave and courageous to make these trips to unknown places. SOCIETY SECRETS Rocky River, Jan. 21—William Dow, wealthy architect, will hold a gala dance in his Forest View Mansion in honor of his latest development—a building a mile tall and made entirely of glass. The entertainment at this occasion will be supplied by the Terrance Kelk Band featuring their outstanding members—Ray Davison on the clarinet and Nick Kantartzis on the saxophone. Also on hand for the vocals will be the “favorite of all favorites the PIANIST FAVORITO Sisters. Christine and MAKES WORLD TOUR Rosalie. They will sing their favor- Cleveland, Jan. 21—Ruth Park, ite song, “Favorites.” famous pianist, will make a tour of ---- the world. Among the places of her New York. Jan. 21—Off the Pan tour will be the Russian Symphony American Liner comes Florence Hall. One of the numbers she will Bevolacqua, fashion model. She was play will be Bach’s Mongolian Sym-touring South America modeling phony in B Minor. Her next stop the latest in furs and winter clothes, will be in Outer Mongolia, where ---- she will play the Russian Symphony Cleveland, Jan. 21—Don Sommer, in D Minor. She then will travel to well-known multi-millionaire, is now various parts of the world display-beginning to build his 36th School ing her magnificent talent. She will of Charm. He says, “I would never end her tour in July.