Lincoln High School - Lincolnia Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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THE EAVESDROPPER Page 3 money, und escape dish-washing. Private counseling given to plans for coming-out parties. See AUDREY MORROW, at 7734 in the Heartache Building. Will laugh at anything said by corny comedians at parties. Contact VERNA OEHLSTROM, CAROL RICHARDSON, and AUDREY OS-KAY. The trio says, “Ha-ha, tee-hec, cackle-cackle, yuk-yuk, chuckle-chuckle.” The Sports Scene important whether you win or lose, it's how you played the game.” • Ohio's new bowling champion is TED WRUBLESKI, a 300 man. Ted won this title after competing with 9 other contestants. Ted won using his “fire ball.” NICK HABIAN'S JEWELRY STEVE SAVRON, Lincoln's great star of yesteryear, has just signed his 7th contract for the Cleveland Browns. This year's salary will be the same as lie has received for the past 6 years: 40,000 pounds of donuts and all the coffee needed to make the donuts soggy. Steve commented, “Umm Boy, Good!” Basketball star, WILLIAM BOWSER, and Baseball star, ERNEST STEFANICK, are returning to Lincoln to coach in their respective sports. Bill and Ernie feel that, “It isyy’t too To Look Chic Buy From Nick” Nick outshines all other jewelers. Special Rates on Class Rings Bought By Lincoln Students ENTERTAINMENT PETER ALESANDKATOS had the honor of directing the Park Avenue Symphony on Saturday night. First and second violinists RONALD LOTZ and PATRICIA PETERS, respectively, played a duet. “Mozart’s Symphony in the Sixth.” The audience consisted of 150 debutantes. ABRAHAM'S School of Charm MADAMOISELLE VENICE Will Teach Girls To Walk, Crawl, Or Stand On Their Heads GRACEFULLY Call CHerryl-812 PLATFORM The Eavesdropper strives to promote good clean fights between the editor and the public. The Eavesdropper puts special emphasis on intriguing gossip. Main Office—Hank’s Back Room. If you have any suggestions as to how the Eavesdropper can be improved, keep them to yourself. Pase 32

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P- ge 2 THE EAVESDROPPER Public Square for three months while WILLIAM CATAXESE held out a bushel basket to catch the coins people threw . . . MARLENE IUJRK-HARDT and MARIAN WISH sold miniature batons for outrageous prices to people who didn't know what they were. • o GARY Hl’SPASKA has just opened his 53rd store in the United States. He spec.alizes in Stout Men’s Suits. A middle that’s fat, Or a large back. Come into our store, And pick it off the rack. • • EDWARD I’ESTOVIC has just been chosen head of the Lexington Race Track because of his keen interest in racing. Ed encourages all fans to attend races. « • o PATRICIA S O C H A. EUNICE STEENSTRA, and ELOISE PETRO hate recently opened their new Hake Shop. Their specialty is their own prize-winning recipe, a rhubarb-ban-ana-chocolatc-cream-pie. THIS IS A PRIZE WINNER??? « « • FLASH: Miami Beach —JOAN IWAN, former Lincoln graduate, has been crowned Florida’s orange Queen of 1967. As her award, Joan received a complete 52 piece wardrobe and a bushel of oranges every month for the next year. • • • DOROTHY SLEZAK and LAV-ERNE TOTH, former shorthand students of Lincoln High School, represented Ohio in the annual U.S.S.S.T. E.S.A. (United States Statistical Stenographers Test on Efficiency, Speed, and Accuracy.) The girls trained for 365 days before the test. They commented: “We knew we would win.” GAYLE VIC I AS has been voted “Miss America” for 1967. Forty-eight girls competed for this honor. They were judged on beauty, brains and talent. Gayle won by unanimous decision. a « ft President of the adult Council on World Affairs, RONALD BUGALA. has a great many important topics to discuss with the members at the meetings. At the next meeting CARL MA-KAREK will lead a discussion on “The Price of Rice in China.” At the following meeting BETTY MAYFIELD will speak on “The Political Situation in the Far East.” Secretary of the council. JOANN FLOWERS has been busy sending absence slips to members who fail to attend meetings. ft a ft Personal Notices On and after this day of January 25, 1966, TERF.SA PSIIYSHCHANIT-SA will be known as Theresa Smith. • • « On and after this day of January 25, 1966, I will not be responsible for any mink coats purchased by anyone but myself, as I am a habitual mink addict. MARGARET HARRINGTON. Everybody Mambo! at Dana Dunn-Richard Rizzo Mambo Dance Studio After Only 65 Lessons from DUNN cN RIZZO, You’ll Wiggle and Shake Like the Professionals Band needed to accompany saxa-phoner. Call ALEX “Hot Lips” DEM-KO WICZ. Consult classified phone book for number of Bob’s (ROBERT RUP-RECHT) musical library. Ask for JoJo (JOHN KOSTANTARAS) and he will transfer the message to WILLIAM KRONEN. Willy, in turn will give the message to JOYCE “Blondie” Mc-PEEK, and she will contact Alex. Alex - likes to be incognito. 9 Expert back-seat driving lessons for all nervous wrecks. Must have Inindle of nerves to qualify. Apply to FREI) MICHAEL. Hit and Run Driving School. 1234 Dragstrip Junction. 9 ♦ Morning Wake-Up Service: We yak till you quack back. Call GEORGE GOLEMATIS, GEtup 2-0102 POSITION WANTED Secretary: Experienced in telling employer how to run his business. Contact ELEANOR BRUNO. 1701 Shorthand. Drive. Call TYpewriter 2-1110. Will babysit, with small children, goldfish, kangaroos, elephants, mad dogs, and chimpanzees. Rcfrigator must be .iam-packed with goodies, television necessary in every room, and large basement with buffet for smorgasbord, able to accommodate 50 J guests. For appointment call GAIL SCHLIENGER. Message will be related to EDDIE SCHENK. Call CHild-bealer 1-234—5? ATTENTION! All Shaggy Haired Living Things Drop Its BILL ESKER'S RESTAURANT 1634 Eagle Avenue Music, Dancing, Ftxxl Van For All AHI.UVFOOD Is the Password So Cover Charge Special Courses for Graduates Companions wanted to share expenses for trip to Arabian Desert. Came’s nit It cushioned humps will be provided. An Arab will guide the tourists to soda fountains when their throats become ixirched and dry. Call the U-Dcdder-Go Travel Agency. Ask for tl E L E S GLASHA V C K AS, M A R Y A .V V FORliRIZZIO, or ! LCD MY LA XARIZXY. The Marvin Mariani Barber Shop To Trim Your Wig or Taper Your Dog's Tail Will assist in solving personal problems in spare time. Hours: 9 A.M. to 9 P.M. Special rates for graduates. Will teach young girls to cook, spend

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