Lincoln High School - Lincolnia Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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THE DRO PPER LINCOLN, OHIO JANUARY 25, 1966 VOL. 1, No. 1 AMH AWAY WF Also moonbound is DONNA VARGO, new position as head page at the vvk WW cosmetologist. She will aid the moon- Cleveland Public Library, Main | women who just can't do a thing with Branch. The 1 o n g-a w a i t e d, much talked eir hair.” about journey to the moon is but a few hours away. THOMAS M A L-COLM, famed moonerologist, leaves today at two ticks after twelve, in the nationally known rocket, MAYBEL-1 LINE, built by the NORMAN GU-TAUOKAS Construction Company. njfr., rvha.lf, SS OCHALL, Vs'running for mayon Mike NEWS HERE AND THERE Former Lincoln Student, MICHAEL price. ) PATRICIA SIIIJTTY, MARY ANN SMERK, and LENI BOEPPLE, registered nurses, will go along for the ride. Also needed on the famed expedition will be ANDREW BANIK, who will attempt to prove his profound theory, “How to grow apples equipped with worms.” Because of her lack of shorthand, LOIS COOK will take notes in longhand. The news coverage will be taken care of by FRED (SCOOP) LOMBARDO, editor of the Joker’s Tribune. Says Fred, “I just want the facts. GEORGE HARTW1G will use his photographic skill by getting pictures of the moon inhabitants. Weatherman LARRY ALTENBURG is going also. Larry would like to leave the earth because the weather does not agree with him. Stowed away are THER- The Society for Gay Gravediggers trill hold its tenth annual meeting this coming Friday the 13th. at midnight, at the Eerie Inn. The public trill be admitted to the meeting upon presenting a lucky rabbit's foot at the door. President DOXALD Bl'RKE, will speak on “The importance of dead bodies to the growth of cemeteries.'' promises citizens a new race track if he is elected . . . ROBERT GILBERT, Mike’s publicity agent, is placing personally-made signs at various spots in the city to introduce Mike to the public . . . GENE ZEIGER, pilot, will opened the Howdy Dowdy Hat Store, drop 5,000 pamphlets from his heli- specializing in children’s novelty hats. JANICE SCHULTZ has recently copter tomorrow. FLASH: Africa—Denist, PETER PUGLIESE, has finally extracted n tooth from Frieda, the elephant, after tugging for two days. Pete commented: “It was a long, hard pull. This mammoth tooth is the largest of its PAUL kind. It was hauled away in a two-ton truck driven by TED SIDLOSKI, an expert driver. © © © CAROLE HUGO is head designer ar.d thus far has 152 samples made to choose from. ERIKA GLATZ, bookkeeper, is keeping the books in order for Janice. Cue Stick BAYER'S POOLROOM GARY BENNETT former Lincoln ESA DEM 10, VALENTINA LISA- graduate, after 10 years of hard struggle, has been promoted to his CHENKO, and HELEN KUSMICKI because no trip is complete without, stowaways. The Five Flat Tops, ROBERT PILCK, PAUL ROHDE, ARTHUR LOYD, DONATO NARDIJCCI, and RONALD PAWL will accompany the other adventurers to croon to the moon goons, singing, “I’d Love to Get You on a Slow Boat to China. Modern, New, Three-Legged Tables Rhinestone-Studded Cue Sticks To boost the morale of the moon-seekers, will Ik? GARY GKEGOREK Zone Dawson's Garage At the recent Shoemaker’s Convention, JOANNA PORELI.I and AN-TOIXETTE SPAGAXLO modeled new five-inch heels for “Shorties” who want to get up in the world. REPAIRS MADE ON Hot Rods, Shot Rods, Souped Up Baby Buggies ToBERT GALLA, Spt ializ in Transmission Repairs BOR H d ovas from the January 66 graduating e Learned Through Personal held a circus to raise funds for their class of Lincoln. They will also woo Experience own hospital'and nursing school . . . the eligible, young moon beams.---------------------—------- OSCAR HI I E played his guitar on BARBARA BENESH and BETTY Page 30

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BOYS PERSONALITY LIST GIRLS ATHLETE JoAnn Flowers ARTIST Carole Hugo MANNERS CHARM Venice Abraham CHEERFULNESS Marian Wish CITIZENSHIP COMPLEXION Patricia Socha CONSERVATIONALIST Mary Ann Forbrizzio COOPERATION DANCER EFFICIENT Erika Glatz ENTHUSIASM Lois Cook EYES Dana Dunn HAIR Antoinette Spaganlo INITIATIVE Eleanor Bruno LEADERSHIP MUSICIAN (Inst.) Patricia Peters MUSICIAN (Vocal) Gayle Vician PERSONALITY Venice Abraham PHYSIQUE FIGURE Barbara Benesh POISE Joyce McPeek SENSE OF HUMOR Carol Richardson SERVICE Betty Borosh SHEIK SHEBA Gayle Vician SMILE Dana Dunn STUDENT Marlene Burkhardt VERSATILITY JoAnn Flowers TEETH VOCABULARY GROOMING Joanna Porelli Lois Cook Peter Pugliese MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Marlene Burkhardt Pa«c 29

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P- ge 2 THE EAVESDROPPER Public Square for three months while WILLIAM CATAXESE held out a bushel basket to catch the coins people threw . . . MARLENE IUJRK-HARDT and MARIAN WISH sold miniature batons for outrageous prices to people who didn't know what they were. • o GARY Hl’SPASKA has just opened his 53rd store in the United States. He spec.alizes in Stout Men’s Suits. A middle that’s fat, Or a large back. Come into our store, And pick it off the rack. • • EDWARD I’ESTOVIC has just been chosen head of the Lexington Race Track because of his keen interest in racing. Ed encourages all fans to attend races. « • o PATRICIA S O C H A. EUNICE STEENSTRA, and ELOISE PETRO hate recently opened their new Hake Shop. Their specialty is their own prize-winning recipe, a rhubarb-ban-ana-chocolatc-cream-pie. THIS IS A PRIZE WINNER??? « « • FLASH: Miami Beach —JOAN IWAN, former Lincoln graduate, has been crowned Florida’s orange Queen of 1967. As her award, Joan received a complete 52 piece wardrobe and a bushel of oranges every month for the next year. • • • DOROTHY SLEZAK and LAV-ERNE TOTH, former shorthand students of Lincoln High School, represented Ohio in the annual U.S.S.S.T. E.S.A. (United States Statistical Stenographers Test on Efficiency, Speed, and Accuracy.) The girls trained for 365 days before the test. They commented: “We knew we would win.” GAYLE VIC I AS has been voted “Miss America” for 1967. Forty-eight girls competed for this honor. They were judged on beauty, brains and talent. Gayle won by unanimous decision. a « ft President of the adult Council on World Affairs, RONALD BUGALA. has a great many important topics to discuss with the members at the meetings. At the next meeting CARL MA-KAREK will lead a discussion on “The Price of Rice in China.” At the following meeting BETTY MAYFIELD will speak on “The Political Situation in the Far East.” Secretary of the council. JOANN FLOWERS has been busy sending absence slips to members who fail to attend meetings. ft a ft Personal Notices On and after this day of January 25, 1966, TERF.SA PSIIYSHCHANIT-SA will be known as Theresa Smith. • • « On and after this day of January 25, 1966, I will not be responsible for any mink coats purchased by anyone but myself, as I am a habitual mink addict. MARGARET HARRINGTON. Everybody Mambo! at Dana Dunn-Richard Rizzo Mambo Dance Studio After Only 65 Lessons from DUNN cN RIZZO, You’ll Wiggle and Shake Like the Professionals Band needed to accompany saxa-phoner. Call ALEX “Hot Lips” DEM-KO WICZ. Consult classified phone book for number of Bob’s (ROBERT RUP-RECHT) musical library. Ask for JoJo (JOHN KOSTANTARAS) and he will transfer the message to WILLIAM KRONEN. Willy, in turn will give the message to JOYCE “Blondie” Mc-PEEK, and she will contact Alex. Alex - likes to be incognito. 9 Expert back-seat driving lessons for all nervous wrecks. Must have Inindle of nerves to qualify. Apply to FREI) MICHAEL. Hit and Run Driving School. 1234 Dragstrip Junction. 9 ♦ Morning Wake-Up Service: We yak till you quack back. Call GEORGE GOLEMATIS, GEtup 2-0102 POSITION WANTED Secretary: Experienced in telling employer how to run his business. Contact ELEANOR BRUNO. 1701 Shorthand. Drive. Call TYpewriter 2-1110. Will babysit, with small children, goldfish, kangaroos, elephants, mad dogs, and chimpanzees. Rcfrigator must be .iam-packed with goodies, television necessary in every room, and large basement with buffet for smorgasbord, able to accommodate 50 J guests. For appointment call GAIL SCHLIENGER. Message will be related to EDDIE SCHENK. Call CHild-bealer 1-234—5? ATTENTION! All Shaggy Haired Living Things Drop Its BILL ESKER'S RESTAURANT 1634 Eagle Avenue Music, Dancing, Ftxxl Van For All AHI.UVFOOD Is the Password So Cover Charge Special Courses for Graduates Companions wanted to share expenses for trip to Arabian Desert. Came’s nit It cushioned humps will be provided. An Arab will guide the tourists to soda fountains when their throats become ixirched and dry. Call the U-Dcdder-Go Travel Agency. Ask for tl E L E S GLASHA V C K AS, M A R Y A .V V FORliRIZZIO, or ! LCD MY LA XARIZXY. The Marvin Mariani Barber Shop To Trim Your Wig or Taper Your Dog's Tail Will assist in solving personal problems in spare time. Hours: 9 A.M. to 9 P.M. Special rates for graduates. Will teach young girls to cook, spend