Lincoln High School - Lincolnia Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 92 of the 1956 volume:

ALMA MATER Alma Mater, Alma Mater We re in love with you. There's no other school like you. You're the fairest, you're the squarest, school in all the world. You inspire me through and through. Alma Mater, Alma Mater, We'll remember you. We'll remember our friends ever true. Here's to teachers, here's to students. Here's to everyone, Lincoln High School, here's to you. The mecsure of your real character is what you would do if you knew you would never be found out, whether your contemplated act is bad or good. Therefore, true heppiness and pecce of mind, the attributes of high character, are attained by never doing wrong even if it would go undetected and by steadfastly doing good even if it would go unnoticed. I wish all of you the fullest possible measure of such heppiness and peace of mind. E. J. Bryan Page 2 V1MCIT ©wi VS ieBT CLASS OFFICERS PETER PUGLIESE, President DONALD BURKE, Treasurer VENICE ABRAHAM, Vice-President LOIS COOK, Secretary CARL MAKAREK, Assistant Treasurer CLASS ADVISER E. D. Collings CLASS SPONSORS Grace Kitzerow Cyril Zupan CLASS MOTTO We will be known to the world by our deeds. CLASS COLORS Red and White CLASS FLOWER Red Carnation Pa e -1 CLASS COMMITTEES PUBLICITY COMMITTEE Betty Borosh, Co-Chairman Leni Boepple Dorothy Slezak, Co-Chairman Zane Dawson Barbara Benesh Mary Ann Forbrizzio George Golematis SOCIAL COMMITTEE Marlene Burkhardt,Co-ChairmanJohn Kcstanfaras Ronald Bugala, Co-Chairman Ed Pestovic Peter Alesandratos Bill Catanese Bob Gilbert Steve Savron Eddie Schenk Mary Ann Smerk NOMINATING COMMITTEE Venice Abraham John Kcstantaras Peter Alesandratos Michael Ochall Lois Cook FLOWER COMMITTEE Norman Gutauckas, Helen Glashauckas Co-Chairman Tom Malcolm Michael Ochall, Co-Chairman Betty Mayfield COLOR COMMITTEE Richard Rizzo, Co-Chairman Bob Galla Gayle Vician, Co-Chairman Joan Iwan Joonne Flowers Gary Gregorek Fred Lombardo Patricia Shutty Pat Socha Antoinette Spaganlo Donna Vargo Marian Wish Eugene Zeiger Peter Pugliese Gail Schlienger Marian Wish Fred Michael Audrey Morrow Ernie Stefanick Carol Richardson Ted Sidloski Ted Wrubleski MOTTO COMMITTEE Gary Huspaska, Chairman Eleanor Bruno Gary Bennett William Kronen Ronald Lotz Pasc 5 VENICE ABRAHAM Venny Class Vice-President Nominating Committee Safety Council Lincolncttes F. T. A. Tips for Toon Club PETER M. AIESANDRATOS Grook Social Committee Nominating Committee Movie Operators, President Tollontes F. T. A. A Coppella Choir, Student Director Small Ensemble (Voc.) LARRY AITENBURG laurio T-Square Club Attendance Award—4 ANDREW JOHN BANIK Andy” Math Club PAUL B. BAYER ' Toddy Bear” T-Square Club Attendance Award—4 BARBARA ANN BENESH Borb Publicity Committee Junior Horor Society Lincolncttei Future Nurses Club A Coppella Choir Attendance Award—9 GARY I. BENNETT Motto Committee Upper Third Scholarship Student Council Safety Council Athletic Club T-Square Club Attendance Aword—1C LENI BOEPPLE Publicity Committee Teen-Age Problems Cub Page 6 BETTY JANE BOROSH Publicity Committee, Co-Choir man Notional Honor Society Lircolncttos F. T. A. future Nurses Club School Service Award Attendance Award—3 WILLIAM BOWSER Bill' Varsity Baseball Team Varsity Basketball Team Vorsity Football Teom ELEANOR BRUNO 'El Mctto Committee line dinettes Attendance Award—7 School Service Award RONALD J. BUGAIA Bug Sotiel Committee, Co-Choir man Vanity Football Team J- v- baseball Teom, C Coptoin Student Council, President Safety Council Toll«nt s Attendance Award—11 h-T. A. DONALD RICHARD BURKE Don Closs Treosurer Varsity Baseball Team Varsity Football Toom A Coppello Choir Small Ensemblo (Vocal) MARLENE BURKHARDT Mar Social Committee, Co-Chairman National Honor Society lincolnettes F. T. A. Hood Majorottc A Cappella Choir Attendance Award—8 Scholarship Award—8 WILLIAM CATANESE Bill Social Committee Upper Third Scholarship Gold Key—Ceramics First Place—Midwestern Ceramic Show LOIS COOK Cookie Class Secretary Nominating Committee F. T. A. Pa e7 ZANE W. DAWSON Spark Publicity Committco Tips for Toons Club THERESA DE MIO Terry Teen Age Problems Club ALEX N. DEMKOWICZ Demko Movie Operator Band Orchestra Small Ensemble (Inst.) DANA ANN DUNN Dao Career Foods Club JOANN FLOWERS Pot Color Committee Student Council lincolnettes Gym Leaders Club Band A Cappella Choir Small Ensemble (Inst.) MARY ANN FORBRIZZIO Forbreet Publicity Committee lincolnettes Tips for Toons Club ROBERT E. GALLA Julie Color Commit’eo Safety Council Tips for Toons Club WILLIAM ESKER Bill Pa e S ROBERT GILBERT Gil Sociol Committee HELEN GLASHAUCKAS flower Committee S'udent Council Tipi for Teem Club ERIKA GLATZ Junior Honor Society Nctionol Honor Society lincolnettei Atlendonce A word—6 Scfolorihip Aword—9 GEORGE GOLEMATIS Publicity Committee Council on World Affair Pnotogrcphy Club GARY M. GREGOREK Gork Publicity Committee J. V. Football Team, Captain lob Oabbors Club NORMAN CHARLES GUTAUCKAS Gut Flower Committee, Co-Chairman National Honor Society Tollentes F. T. A. Attendance Award—6 Scholarship Award—8 Subject Superiority Award: Social Studies—4 NICK HABIAN Decathlon Team Attendance Award—7 School Service Award MARGARET HARRINGTON Peggy log Circulation (H. R. 114) Page 9 GEORGE HERBERT HARJWIG Notional Honor Society log Photographer Attendance Award—5 CAROLE HUGO A Cappclla Choir GARY HUSPASKA Hu� Motto Committee, Chairman J. V. Football Team Student Council F. T. A. A Cappella Choir Small Ensemble (Vocal) Latin Club Attondanco Award—10 JOAN IWAN Joni Color Committco JOHN KOSTANTARAS Johnny Social Committee Nominating Committee Vcrsity Batketboil Teom J. V. Basketball Toom J. V. Football Teom Tollontes A Cappclla Choir Small Ensomb'o (Vocali BILL KRONEN Bubbles Motto Committee F. T. A. A Cappella Choir Small Ensemble (Vccol) Attendance Aword—3 HELEN KUSMICKI Iona VALENTINA LISACHENKO Valia Upper Third Scholarship Commercial Club Attendcncc Aword—6 Scholarship Award—3 FRED FIORELLO LOMBARDO Scoop Publicity Committee National Honor Society log Editor Spanish Certificate Attendance Award—5 Scholarship Award—5 Subject Superiority Award: EngEsh—3, Social Studies—3 RONALD LOTZ Ron Motto Committee Upper Third Scholarship Orchestra, Student Director Small Ensemble (Inst.) Subject Superiority Award: Music—4 ARTHUR LOYD Tollcntes Sixteen Mills Club T-Square Club Attendance Award—5 Citizenship Award—3 CARL MAKAREK Moe Joss Ass't Treasurer At onal Honor Society, President iar,i Y o boll Team Wy Football Team 7,7 6o‘ketba:i Team Afbletic Club '•Square Club Attendance Award—9 HHI TOM MALCOLM Flowor Committee Band, Prosidont Orchestra Small Ensemble (Inst.) Attendance Award—5 Music Awards: Solo Contest Medals—3 Ensemble Contest Medals - 8, All City Band MARVIN MARIANI Attendance Award—3 BETTY JO MAYFIELD Flower Committee Upper Third Scholarship log Circulation (H. R. 114) F. T. A. Tips for Teens Club Scholarship Award 6 JOYCE LOUISE McPEEK Page 11 FRED MICHAEL Flower Committee Varsity Football Team J. V. Football Team Attendance Award—4 AUDREY MORROW Aud Flower Committee Career Foods Club DONATO NARDUCCI Attendance Award—10 School Service Award LUDMYLA NARIZNY Lucy Small Ensemble (Vocal) Art Club Attendance Award—3 MICHAEL EUGENE OCHAU Och Flower Committee, Co-Chairman Nominating Committee Movie Operator Tollcntes F. T. A. Attendance Award—6 VERNA OEHLSTROM Blondie Tips for Teens Club AUDREY OSKAY Auge Tips for Teens Club EDWARD J. PESTOVIC Pesty Social Committee J. V. Football Teom Student Council Attendance Aword—3 PATRICIA ANNE PETERS Pot Orchcstro Commercial Club Attendonce Award—3 ELOISC A. PETRO Ef Tipi for Teem Club ROBERT PUCK Tipi for Toons Club JOANNA POREILI Jo TERESA PSHYSHCHANITSA Tasia Log Typist Small Ensemble (Vocal) Fronch Club PETER PUGLIESE Class Prosidont Nominating Commitfoe F.T.A., President Attendance Award—5 CAROL ANN RICHARDSON Giggles Color Commilteu Student Council Tips for Toons Club Attendance Award—4 School Press Spelling Champion RICHARD RIZZO Dick Color Committee, Co-Chairman Varsity Football Team J. V. Football Team Student Council Tollentes A Coppolla Choir Small Ensomblc (Vocal) All City Choir Page 13 PAUL ROHDE Attendance Award 3 Engineering Club ROBERT RUPRECHT STEPHEN SAVRON Stove Social Committeo Varsity Basketball Team Varsity Football Team Varsity Baseball Team J. V. Baseball Team J. V. Football Team Tollentes Attendance Award—4 EDDIE JOHN SCHENK Ed Social Committee Varsity Football Team, Co-Captain Safety Council Tollontot A Cappella Choir Small Ensemble (Vocal) Attendance Award—4 GAIL SCHLIENGER Nominating Committee Upper Third Scholcrship log Circulation (H. R. 114) lincolnettes F. T. A. Attendance Aword—4 JANICE M SCHULTZ Schultiie F. T. A PATRICIA ANN SHUTTY Pat Publicity Committee Lincolnettes Future Nurses Club Attendance Aword—10 TED SIDIOSKI Color Committee J. V. BosVcfbcll Team Student Council Safety Council Attendance Award— DOROTHY MARIE SLEZAK Dorth Publicity Committee, Co-Chairmen Notional Honor Society Log Staff Lincoln ttc� Commercial Club Attendance Award—8 Scholorthip Award—4 MARY ANN SMERK Bootsy Social Committee future Nurses Club PATRICIA JEAN SOCHA Pot Social Committee leg Typist Tips for Teens Club Attendance Award—8 ANTOINETTE SPAGANIO ‘Toni Sociol Committee log Typist ’ ps for Teens Club EUNICE STEENSTRA Eunnic Future Nurses Club School Service Award ERNIE STEFANICK Flower Committee Varsity Baseball Team Varsity Basketball Team J. V. Basketball Team Safety Council A Cappclla Choir Attendance Award—9 LAVERNE TOTH Shorty Tips for Teens Club DONNA VARGO Don Social Committee Modern Dance Citation Attendance Award—5 Page IS GAYLE VICIAN Color Committee, Co-Chairman Modern Dance Citation Football Queen lincolnettes Attendance Award—5 OSCAR EARL WHITE Ozxie Junior Honor Society F. T. A. Orchestra Small Ensemble (Inst.) Attendance Award—8 MARIAN WISH Withy Socicl Committee Nominating Committee Log Typist Student Council Majorettes Club TED WRUBLESKI Rube Color Committee Log Circulation (H. R. 114) Varsity Basketball Team Varsity Bowling Team Student Council Tollentos Bowling Club GENE ZEIGER Zeke Social Committee Varsity Footboll Team J. V. Football Teem Dccothlon Team Tollcntcs A Cappella Choir NIGHT SCHOOL RONALD PAWL Student Council HOMEROOM 307 HOMEROOM 2 1 4 Page 17 LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT No score and eighteen weeks ago Lincoln High School brought forth a new senior dess bound by the ambition of graduating. We, the seniors of the JANUARY CLASS, of 1956, of Lincoln High School, City of Cleveland, County of Cuyahoga, State of Ohio, Nation of U.S.A., Continent of North America, of the Western Hemisphere, the Planet Earth in the Solar System of the galaxy of the universe, hereby declare this last will and testament. Being of high-fidelity, sound mind (everything is hi-fi these days), and healthy body, we hereby bequeath the following: To the 1 2 B's, we leave 85 empty seats which will be very difficult to fill. We also leave the 12B's the Psychological Test, every one of the 150 questions. To Mr. Byran, we leave our gratitude for his guidance and understanding which has inspired us greatly. We will to our sponsors, E. D. Collings, C. E. Zupan, and G. I. Kitzerow our utmost respect for being able to endure us these past eighteen weeks. To the school in general, we bequeath all the worn books with all the doodles executed by the unprincipled artists. Also to the school, we leave the memory of being the first senior class to graduate from the new auditorium. Pete Pugliese leaves all of his campaign promises for next year's class president to fulfill. Lois Cook wills her notebook of the minutes that were never taken at our senior class meetings. Ronny Lotz, concert master, leaves a worn-out violin siring to his successor. Offering their giggles to some Sad Sack, arc Carol Richardson and Audrey Oskay. Bill Bowser is leaving his flashy drapes and shirts to next semester's Cat. Paul Bayer wills a much appreciated stool at Art's to anyone strong enough to defend it. Leni Boepplc leaves her cheerfulness to some Moppy Moe or Sad Suzy. Ernie Stefanick leaves his sharpshooting eye in basketball to next year's dribbler. Mary Ann Forbrizzio and Carole Hugo leave a few strands of their blond hair to those who prefer that color. Gary Gregorek just leaves, much ?o the relief of his teachers. Marlene Burkhardt leaves her position as head majorette to anyone capable of filling it. (Nice going. Mar.) George Golcmatis wills his unused razor blades to the next bearded scul. Teresa Pshyshchanitsa bequeaths the key to pronouncing her name to anyone who can find it. Norman Gutauckas leaves his baggy pockets to anyone else who doesn't know what to do with his hands. Joan Iwon bequeaths all her used straws to a fellow milk sipper. John Kostantaras leaves a vacant spot in the choir to someone with as deep o voice as his. Valentina Lisachenko wills her bookkeeping ability to anyone who needs it. Paul Rohde, Theresa DeMio, and Helen Glashauckas leave their talkative manner to some meek souls. Marge Harrington leaves her shyness to any loudmouth under-classman. Bob Gilbert and Ed Pestovic leave the paint brushes they forgot to dip in turpentine to anybody who wants to clean them. Dorothy Slezak leaves her art of just missing telephone poles. She also leaves Mr. Rutledge a few gray hairs. Fred Michael and Rich Rizzo leave to the 1956 football team all the good luck they didn't have. (And that's plenty!) To all the ailing patients in the dispensary, Betty Borosh wills a bottle of aspirin and instructions on how to take them. Larry Altenburg and Andy Banik leave something that Lincoln can use more of, their empty locker. Barbara Benesh isn't going to leave anything. She's taking her appetite with her. Pete Alesandratos leaves a record behind as the only boy who can raise a fullgrown goatee overnight. To someone less fortunate, Venice Abraham bequeaths her charm and poise. Eddie Schenk leaves his job os line captain of the football team to next year's lucky player. Eleanor Bruno leaves the memory of her shorthand pins as an inspiration to all of Miss Kochmit's future classes. Donato Narducci leaves a title behind for being the shortest boy' in the senior class. Joanna Porelli and Donna Vargo leave their nice personalities and warm smiles to all of the needy lower classmen. Bill Esker bequeaths, to Mr. Rolland, his psychology book, with no page left unturned. Although he didn't read the whole book, at least the pictures were interesting. Joyce McPeek leaves her secret of that sylph-like figure to some overweight undergraduate to learn. Ronald Pawl leaves the memory of his leather carving and also the memory of the prize he won in the Ford Contest. Audrey Morrow leaves her gossip to any uninformed Lincolnites. Eugene Zeiger wills his pearly teeth to anyone who needs them. Ludmyla Narizny leaves her seat in the A Cappella choir to anyone with as good a soprano voice as hers. Mike Ochall leaves his job as movie operator to any mechanically-minded individual. Janice Schultz wills her job as attendance checker in Mr. Kane's modern history class to anybody who would like to spend the first few minutes of the period looking at a bunch of smiling faces. Anyone want a trigonometry book? Nick Habian gladly bequeaths his to any student who is interested in taking the course next semester. (We know you hate to part with it, Nick.) Marian Wish bequeaths her baton because it's too beat up to take with her. (Just kidding, Marian.) Ted Sidlcski leaves his quick sense of humor to any deadpan. Dona Dunn and Laverne Toth leave the memory of their big, brown eyes to anyone who might be envious. Tom Malcolm leaves the memory of all of his hard-won medals to some striving musician. Mary Ann Smerk leaves her place in the dispensary to anyone who wants to put her time to good use. Bill Kronen wills his worn-out, tattered desk in homeroom 214 to anyone of lighter weight. That desk won't fake another 200 pounder. (Don't throw that desk at us Bill. We're only kidding.) Eloise Petro, Pat Socha, Antoinette Spaganlo, Helen Kusmicki, and Eunice Steenstra will all their unwashed pots and pans, that they never got around to cleaning, to more tidy girls in Miss Anderson's cooking class. (Put away the guns, girls.) Bob Pilck and Bob Ruprecht leave all their uneaten sandwiches to next year's third period psychology class. Gayle Vician wills her crown as football queen to someone with enough ambition to earn it. Steve Savron leaves all the headaches of selling graduation cards to next semester's financial genius. Do ycu want to tecch? Well, Gail Schlien-ger leeves a vacant piece in the F.T.A. to anyone interested. Ted Wrubleski wills his 180 bowling average to anyone who would like to improve his game. For lessons inquire at 1939 Aiken Avenue. Special winter rates. There will be a vacant spot in 108. Betty Mayfield wills it to any person who enjoys silence. To the June class of 1956, Don Burke wills his job as dues collector to anyone capable of extracting money. Pat Peters leaves her violin, slightly worn and a little out of tune, to some worthy musician. Gary Huspaska leaves a well-worn path between 214 and 108 to the next ambitious job hunter. JoAnn Flowers leaves her excuses for not being at the Student Council meetings to next year's representative. Alex Demkowicz wills the reed from the saxophone he played in Music Please, to a musician with a reedless horn. Verna Oehlstrom leaves her studies very gladly, but she leaves her teachers and fellow students with regret. Ronny Bugala leaves his worn-out gavel to the next victim of the Student Council. Pat Shutty donates her worn-out typewriter used by the publicity committee. She also leaves a few worn-out fingers and quite a lot of broken pencil points. Bob Galla leaves his witty remarks to the comedian of the next senior class. Marvin Mariani and Gary Bennett bequeath the locks of their red hair for souvenir hunters. Zone Dawson leaves four stripped-out transmissions from his 47 Mercury to anyone who wishes to rebuild them. Erika Glatz leaves her A report cards to the next class genius. Big Art Loyd leaves a pair of elevator-shoes to anybody who wishes to get up in this world. To the plump students of Lincoln, George (Snake Hips) Hartwig leaves a book on How to Stay Slim. To Mr. Hunsicker's fourth and fifth period art classes. Bill Catanese leaves a cleaning bill for a pair of trousers which got full of clay in a little mishap when he was an innocent bystander. Carl Makarek leaves his skill for collecting class dues to next semester's assistant treasurer. We, the Senior Class of January, 1956, henceforth declare this last will and testament legal until the year, 2156, because by that time nobody will be able to understand it. (This is to prove that we have quite a bit of foresight.) Witnessed by; V. R. Through V. R. Glad R. V. Sure May B. Not This document was drawn up in the presence of a reputable, upstanding, and respectable lawyer. Signed, I. M. A. Shyster Attorney at Law NOMINATING COMMITTEE Pa£c 20 COLOR COMMITTEE FLOWER COMM ITTEE Page 22 ORCHESTRA A CAPPELLA CHOIR BOYS PERSONALITY LIST GIRLS ATHLETE JoAnn Flowers ARTIST Carole Hugo MANNERS CHARM Venice Abraham CHEERFULNESS Marian Wish CITIZENSHIP COMPLEXION Patricia Socha CONSERVATIONALIST Mary Ann Forbrizzio COOPERATION DANCER EFFICIENT Erika Glatz ENTHUSIASM Lois Cook EYES Dana Dunn HAIR Antoinette Spaganlo INITIATIVE Eleanor Bruno LEADERSHIP MUSICIAN (Inst.) Patricia Peters MUSICIAN (Vocal) Gayle Vician PERSONALITY Venice Abraham PHYSIQUE FIGURE Barbara Benesh POISE Joyce McPeek SENSE OF HUMOR Carol Richardson SERVICE Betty Borosh SHEIK SHEBA Gayle Vician SMILE Dana Dunn STUDENT Marlene Burkhardt VERSATILITY JoAnn Flowers TEETH VOCABULARY GROOMING Joanna Porelli Lois Cook Peter Pugliese MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Marlene Burkhardt Pa«c 29 THE DRO PPER LINCOLN, OHIO JANUARY 25, 1966 VOL. 1, No. 1 AMH AWAY WF Also moonbound is DONNA VARGO, new position as head page at the vvk WW cosmetologist. She will aid the moon- Cleveland Public Library, Main | women who just can't do a thing with Branch. The 1 o n g-a w a i t e d, much talked eir hair.” about journey to the moon is but a few hours away. THOMAS M A L-COLM, famed moonerologist, leaves today at two ticks after twelve, in the nationally known rocket, MAYBEL-1 LINE, built by the NORMAN GU-TAUOKAS Construction Company. njfr., rvha.lf, SS OCHALL, Vs'running for mayon Mike NEWS HERE AND THERE Former Lincoln Student, MICHAEL price. ) PATRICIA SIIIJTTY, MARY ANN SMERK, and LENI BOEPPLE, registered nurses, will go along for the ride. Also needed on the famed expedition will be ANDREW BANIK, who will attempt to prove his profound theory, “How to grow apples equipped with worms.” Because of her lack of shorthand, LOIS COOK will take notes in longhand. The news coverage will be taken care of by FRED (SCOOP) LOMBARDO, editor of the Joker’s Tribune. Says Fred, “I just want the facts. GEORGE HARTW1G will use his photographic skill by getting pictures of the moon inhabitants. Weatherman LARRY ALTENBURG is going also. Larry would like to leave the earth because the weather does not agree with him. Stowed away are THER- The Society for Gay Gravediggers trill hold its tenth annual meeting this coming Friday the 13th. at midnight, at the Eerie Inn. The public trill be admitted to the meeting upon presenting a lucky rabbit's foot at the door. President DOXALD Bl'RKE, will speak on “The importance of dead bodies to the growth of cemeteries.'' promises citizens a new race track if he is elected . . . ROBERT GILBERT, Mike’s publicity agent, is placing personally-made signs at various spots in the city to introduce Mike to the public . . . GENE ZEIGER, pilot, will opened the Howdy Dowdy Hat Store, drop 5,000 pamphlets from his heli- specializing in children’s novelty hats. JANICE SCHULTZ has recently copter tomorrow. FLASH: Africa—Denist, PETER PUGLIESE, has finally extracted n tooth from Frieda, the elephant, after ___ tugging for two days. Pete commented: “It was a long, hard pull. This mammoth tooth is the largest of its PAUL kind. It was hauled away in a two-ton truck driven by TED SIDLOSKI, an expert driver. © © © CAROLE HUGO is head designer ar.d thus far has 152 samples made to choose from. ERIKA GLATZ, bookkeeper, is keeping the books in order for Janice. Cue Stick BAYER'S POOLROOM GARY BENNETT former Lincoln ESA DEM 10, VALENTINA LISA- graduate, after 10 years of hard struggle, has been promoted to his CHENKO, and HELEN KUSMICKI because no trip is complete without, stowaways. The Five Flat Tops, ROBERT PILCK, PAUL ROHDE, ARTHUR LOYD, DONATO NARDIJCCI, and RONALD PAWL will accompany the other adventurers to croon to the moon goons, singing, “I’d Love to Get You on a Slow Boat to China. Modern, New, Three-Legged Tables Rhinestone-Studded Cue Sticks To boost the morale of the moon-seekers, will Ik? GARY GKEGOREK Zone Dawson's Garage At the recent Shoemaker’s Convention, JOANNA PORELI.I and AN-TOIXETTE SPAGAXLO modeled new five-inch heels for “Shorties” who want to get up in the world. REPAIRS MADE ON Hot Rods, Shot Rods, Souped Up Baby Buggies ToBERT GALLA, Spt ializ in Transmission Repairs BOR H d ovas from the January 66 graduating e Learned Through Personal held a circus to raise funds for their class of Lincoln. They will also woo Experience own hospital'and nursing school . . . the eligible, young moon beams.---------------------—------- OSCAR HI I E played his guitar on BARBARA BENESH and BETTY Page 30 P- ge 2 THE EAVESDROPPER Public Square for three months while WILLIAM CATAXESE held out a bushel basket to catch the coins people threw . . . MARLENE IUJRK-HARDT and MARIAN WISH sold miniature batons for outrageous prices to people who didn't know what they were. • o GARY Hl’SPASKA has just opened his 53rd store in the United States. He spec.alizes in Stout Men’s Suits. A middle that’s fat, Or a large back. Come into our store, And pick it off the rack. • • EDWARD I’ESTOVIC has just been chosen head of the Lexington Race Track because of his keen interest in racing. Ed encourages all fans to attend races. « • o PATRICIA S O C H A. EUNICE STEENSTRA, and ELOISE PETRO hate recently opened their new Hake Shop. Their specialty is their own prize-winning recipe, a rhubarb-ban-ana-chocolatc-cream-pie. THIS IS A PRIZE WINNER??? « « • FLASH: Miami Beach —JOAN IWAN, former Lincoln graduate, has been crowned Florida’s orange Queen of 1967. As her award, Joan received a complete 52 piece wardrobe and a bushel of oranges every month for the next year. • • • DOROTHY SLEZAK and LAV-ERNE TOTH, former shorthand students of Lincoln High School, represented Ohio in the annual U.S.S.S.T. E.S.A. (United States Statistical Stenographers Test on Efficiency, Speed, and Accuracy.) The girls trained for 365 days before the test. They commented: “We knew we would win.” GAYLE VIC I AS has been voted “Miss America” for 1967. Forty-eight girls competed for this honor. They were judged on beauty, brains and talent. Gayle won by unanimous decision. a « ft President of the adult Council on World Affairs, RONALD BUGALA. has a great many important topics to discuss with the members at the meetings. At the next meeting CARL MA-KAREK will lead a discussion on “The Price of Rice in China.” At the following meeting BETTY MAYFIELD will speak on “The Political Situation in the Far East.” Secretary of the council. JOANN FLOWERS has been busy sending absence slips to members who fail to attend meetings. ft a ft Personal Notices On and after this day of January 25, 1966, TERF.SA PSIIYSHCHANIT-SA will be known as Theresa Smith. • • « On and after this day of January 25, 1966, I will not be responsible for any mink coats purchased by anyone but myself, as I am a habitual mink addict. MARGARET HARRINGTON. Everybody Mambo! at Dana Dunn-Richard Rizzo Mambo Dance Studio After Only 65 Lessons from DUNN cN RIZZO, You’ll Wiggle and Shake Like the Professionals Band needed to accompany saxa-phoner. Call ALEX “Hot Lips” DEM-KO WICZ. Consult classified phone book for number of Bob’s (ROBERT RUP-RECHT) musical library. Ask for JoJo (JOHN KOSTANTARAS) and he will transfer the message to WILLIAM KRONEN. Willy, in turn will give the message to JOYCE “Blondie” Mc-PEEK, and she will contact Alex. Alex - likes to be incognito. 9 Expert back-seat driving lessons for all nervous wrecks. Must have Inindle of nerves to qualify. Apply to FREI) MICHAEL. Hit and Run Driving School. 1234 Dragstrip Junction. 9 ♦ Morning Wake-Up Service: We yak till you quack back. Call GEORGE GOLEMATIS, GEtup 2-0102 POSITION WANTED Secretary: Experienced in telling employer how to run his business. Contact ELEANOR BRUNO. 1701 Shorthand. Drive. Call TYpewriter 2-1110. Will babysit, with small children, goldfish, kangaroos, elephants, mad dogs, and chimpanzees. Rcfrigator must be .iam-packed with goodies, television necessary in every room, and large basement with buffet for smorgasbord, able to accommodate 50 J guests. For appointment call GAIL SCHLIENGER. Message will be related to EDDIE SCHENK. Call CHild-bealer 1-234—5? ATTENTION! All Shaggy Haired Living Things Drop Its BILL ESKER'S RESTAURANT 1634 Eagle Avenue Music, Dancing, Ftxxl Van For All AHI.UVFOOD Is the Password So Cover Charge Special Courses for Graduates Companions wanted to share expenses for trip to Arabian Desert. Came’s nit It cushioned humps will be provided. An Arab will guide the tourists to soda fountains when their throats become ixirched and dry. Call the U-Dcdder-Go Travel Agency. Ask for tl E L E S GLASHA V C K AS, M A R Y A .V V FORliRIZZIO, or ! LCD MY LA XARIZXY. The Marvin Mariani Barber Shop To Trim Your Wig or Taper Your Dog's Tail Will assist in solving personal problems in spare time. Hours: 9 A.M. to 9 P.M. Special rates for graduates. Will teach young girls to cook, spend THE EAVESDROPPER Page 3 money, und escape dish-washing. Private counseling given to plans for coming-out parties. See AUDREY MORROW, at 7734 in the Heartache Building. Will laugh at anything said by corny comedians at parties. Contact VERNA OEHLSTROM, CAROL RICHARDSON, and AUDREY OS-KAY. The trio says, “Ha-ha, tee-hec, cackle-cackle, yuk-yuk, chuckle-chuckle.” The Sports Scene important whether you win or lose, it's how you played the game.” • Ohio's new bowling champion is TED WRUBLESKI, a 300 man. Ted won this title after competing with 9 other contestants. Ted won using his “fire ball.” NICK HABIAN'S JEWELRY STEVE SAVRON, Lincoln's great star of yesteryear, has just signed his 7th contract for the Cleveland Browns. This year's salary will be the same as lie has received for the past 6 years: 40,000 pounds of donuts and all the coffee needed to make the donuts soggy. Steve commented, “Umm Boy, Good!” Basketball star, WILLIAM BOWSER, and Baseball star, ERNEST STEFANICK, are returning to Lincoln to coach in their respective sports. Bill and Ernie feel that, “It isyy’t too To Look Chic Buy From Nick” Nick outshines all other jewelers. Special Rates on Class Rings Bought By Lincoln Students ENTERTAINMENT PETER ALESANDKATOS had the honor of directing the Park Avenue Symphony on Saturday night. First and second violinists RONALD LOTZ and PATRICIA PETERS, respectively, played a duet. “Mozart’s Symphony in the Sixth.” The audience consisted of 150 debutantes. ABRAHAM'S School of Charm MADAMOISELLE VENICE Will Teach Girls To Walk, Crawl, Or Stand On Their Heads GRACEFULLY Call CHerryl-812 PLATFORM The Eavesdropper strives to promote good clean fights between the editor and the public. The Eavesdropper puts special emphasis on intriguing gossip. Main Office—Hank’s Back Room. If you have any suggestions as to how the Eavesdropper can be improved, keep them to yourself. Pase 32 Wo ■■ 1. Zone Dawson— How about a smoke? 2. Marian Wish— Oh no!!! 3. Lois Cook— Those women drivers! 4. Dorothy Slezak— Don't fence me in! 5. Joan Iwan— Are you serious? 6. Fred Michael— Benched! 7. Pat Peters— One more step and I make it! 8. Ernie Stefanick— Mem, I'm getting sunburned! 9. Donna Vargo— Love me, love my dog. 10. Pat Shutty— All that for me? 11. Marlene Burkhardt— Hello there! 12. Gayle Vician— You don't soy? 13. Mike Ochall— Look into my eyes! 14. Helen Glcshauckcs— Pretty pose. 15. Pete Alesandratos— Do I hear music? 16. Msry Ann Forbrizzic— Which is which? 17. Leni Bcepple— Pigtail angel. 18. Bill Kronen— Me and my shadow. 19. Ted Sidlcski— Don't leave me, Ma! 20. Richard Rizzo— Is my face red!! 21. Joyce McPcek — Is my smile big enough? 22. Pete Pugliese — I wasn't doing anything! 23. Antoinette Spagan'c— OUCH!! 24. Cark Makcrek — Just one mere ride. Mom! 25. Elcise Petrc— I get shoes! 26. Carole Huge— Oh, you're making me blush! 27. Gail Schlienger— Who, me? 28. Gary Huspaska — What's for supper. Mom? 29. George Hartwlg— Going my way? 30. Oscar Whits— Howdy, pardner!! 31. Ed Schenk— I'm gonna hide this from Mem! 32. Audrey Oskay— Wanna lift? 33. Janice Schultz— You can't kid me! 34. Carol Richardson— Get the joke? 35. Bill Catanese — Which one has the Toni? 36. Norman Gutauckas — Just try it, buddy!! 37. Ed Pestovic— Bring on the hair tonic! 38. Steve Savron— Who's fat? 39. Valentina Lisachenko— Hurry! Let's get going! 40. Verna Oehlstrom— You can have what's left! 41. Bill Esker— Hello! Long time no see! 42. Pat Socha— Ain't I sweet? 43. Barbara Benesh— Give me my dolly!! 44. John Kostantaras— I'm sorry! 45. Ronald Lotz— Aw, c'mon nowl 46. Alex Demkowicz — Altogether now — Boom! Boom! 47. Joanne Flowers— What're you talking about? 48. Gary Bennett— C'mon, let's go! 49. Fred Lombardo— Get 'em up, Scout!! 50. Dana Dunn— Stars in my eyes! 51. Joanna Porelli— Hi yo Silver! 52. Mery Ann Smerk— I won't do it again! 53. Bob Gilbert— I want my paint brush!! 54. Teresa Pshyshchanitsc— I'm for real!! 55. Betty Mayfield— I can wait! 56. George Go!ematis— What are you staring at? 57. Ron Bugala— I don't see no birdie! 53. Betty Borosh— Chubby little rascal, ain't I? 59. Robert Pilck— I'm just a woman killer! 60. Laverne Toth— Help Mom!—I need some help! 61. Marge Harrington— Who turned out the lights? 62. Eunice Steenstra— This is fun! 63. Audrey Morrow— Did you hear ....? 64. Bill Bowser— Hurry up and take the picture! 65. Gary Gregorek— Aw, isn't he cute! Page 40 CLASS COMMITTEES SOCIAL COMMITTEE Norma Dolan, Co-Chairman Nicholas Markus, Co-Chairman William Jubak Natalie Kachich Vincent La Manna Anthony LoSchiavo PUBLICITY COMMITTEE Margaret Fadel, Chairman Nadia Beryk Helena Gorelikowa Judith Hallam William Hotz Paul Klemme Richard Mehnert Maureen Meyer Jean Peters Marianne Saleker Susan Schubert Emil Shantery Carolyn Kruck Jeannette Meszar Glenda Morris Lysbeth Patterson Clifford Reimer Patricia Sargent COLOR COMMITTEE David Gaydos, Co-Chairman Lillie Shakour, Co-Chairman Mary Louise Gliva Walter Klcpak Jack Malaga Josephine Wroblewski FLOWER COMMITTEE Peggy Holt, Chairman Richard Bellisario Janice Heller MOTTO COMMITTEE Richard Boesger, Co-Chairman John Steffas, Co-Chairman James Foote NOMINATING COMMITTEE William Hotz, Chairman Richard Boesger Margaret Fadel .lames Foote David Gaydos Peggy Holt William Jubak Walter Maximuk James Roskoph Beverly Seikel Eftehia Koconis Gloria La Barre Irene Meirans Richard Karafa Lysbeth Patterson James Rimedio Susan Schubert Lillie Shakour Helen Solarz John Steffas Paze RICHARD DAVID BELLISARIO Rich Flower Committee Varsity Baseball Team Varsity Football Team Tollentes ANGELA BECKA Ange CAROL ELAINE ABRAHAM Midge National Honor Society F. T. A. A Cappclla Choir Teen-Age Problem Club Teen-Age Problems Club Tips for Teens Club Attendance Aword 3 ROSE ALABISE Teen-Age Problems Club ANITA BAIONI Tee Teen-Age Problems Club KENNETH BASNETT Ken Attendance Award 4 Page 6 PATRICIA ANN BENCS Trish Studont Council Tips for Teens Club NADIA BERYK Nadja Publicity Committee Notional Honor Society lincolncttes F. T. A. A Coppella Choir Attendance Award—7 School Service Award—9 RICHARD HAYES BOESGER Dick Motto Committee—Co-Choirman Nominoiing Committee Vanity Football Team Student Court Student Council Safety Council—President Band School Servico Award—6 MARGARET BOESKEN JUDITH MAY BRUMIEY Judy Band Orchestra Small Ensemble (Inst.) MARY CALIAS Marika Commercial Club Pace 7 ELEANOR CIACCHI El Safety Council A Cappello Choir Teen-Age Problems Club SOPHIE CISLAK Suds Uppor Third Scholarship Student Council Lincolnelles F. T. A. Commercial Club Attendance Award—9 Citizenship Award—3 School Service Award— 8EVERIY MARIE CONLAN Bov Teen-Age Problems Club JAMES COUREY Blackie Varsity Baseball Team Tips for Teens Club AGNES DAVIS Aggie JACK EAST Honest Teen-Age Problem! Club JULIE CAROL DcPIERO Clot! Vice-President Nationol Honor Society Log Editor lincolnettes F. T. A. NORMA JEAN DOLAN Joonnie Social Committee—Co-Chairmon Student Council lincolnettes F. T. A. Commercial Club CAROL MARIE DRAP Boot! Lincolnettes F. T. A. Teen-Age Problems Club Citizonship Award—3 Varsity Baseball Teen J. V. Footboll Team Fishing Club Attendance Award—4 ELIZABETH EASTERLY Liz F. T. A. Photography Club Teon-Age Problems Club MARGARET FADEl Marge Publicity Committee—Choirrrcn Nominating Committee Notional Honor Society Log Staff Lincolnettes—President F. T. A. A Cappella Choir Scholarship Award—6 WILMA J. FAIRBANKS Judy Lincolnettes F. T. A. Commercial Club Page 8 OOIORES FESKANICH CLARA GASPARRO Dee Future Nurses Club Rand Orchestra Attendance Award—5 ADDELINE LEE FIXLER JAMES FOOTE Feet Motto Committee Nominating Committee Lab Dabbers Club DIANA MARIE GABA Notional Honor Society Log Staff Log Circulation Bowling Team Tips for Teens Club Attendance Award—8 Clor Sofcty Council Teen-Age Problems Club Attendance Award—4 DAVID C. GAYDOS Dave Color Committee—Co-Chairman Nominating Committoo Log Circulation MARY LOUISE GLIVA Mania Color Committee Upper Third Scholarship L03 Staff Log Typist Safety Council Lincolnetfes F. T. A. Tips for Teens Club DIANA ELIZABETH GONZALES Di Log Staff F. T. A. Cheer Leaders Attendance Award—4 Page 9 r HELENA GORELIKOWA Honeybug Publicity Committee French Club Attendance Award—6 HELEN I. GUZIK lincolnettes Tipi for Toen Club Attendance Award- 4 SANDRA HELEN HADDAD Sandy Log Staff lincolnettes P. T. A. Commercial Club ADRIAN HAIAREWICZ Safety Council ■■ JUDITH LEE HAIUm Judy Publicity Committ Nofionol Honor Sodtty Log Staff Latin M dol Lincolnettei A Cappela Choir Scholarship Aword-4 Subject Superiority—frrrdh.; JOSEPH JAMES HANNA Joe Travel Club LEON HARBAt lion MARGARET HARCHUCK little Morge' Junior Honor Society National Honor Society Bowling Teom Sofety Council lincolnettes F. T. A. Commercial Club Attendance Aword-5 p« � 10 WILLIAM H. HOTZ JANICE MAE HELLER Jon Flower Committee Notional Honor Society Student Council lincolnettej F. T. A. Attendance Award—9 Citizenship Award—4 Scholarship Award—7 DOROTHY ANN HERCIK Dotty' Log Typist lincolnettes F. T. A. Commercial Club Tips for Teens Club Attendance Award—7 PEGGY A. HOLT Peg Flower Committee—Chairman Nominating Committee Horvard-Yole Basketball Team Student Council Lincolnettes F. T. A. Gym Lecders Club A Cappella Choir JACQUELINE M. HORVATH Jackie Junior Honor Society National Honor Socioty lincolnottos F. T. A. A Cappella Choir Scholarship Award—6 School Service Award—7 mmm Bill Publicity Committee Nominating Committee—Chairman National Honor Society Log Circulation Student Council F. T. A.—President Scholarship Aword—8 CAROL JEAN HOUP Teen-Age Problems JOANNE I. HRYCENKO Jonie Upper Third Scholarship Lincolnettes F. T. A. A Cappella Choir Smoll Enscmblo (Voc.) Attendance Aword—5 Scholarship Award—5 MIKE JARACHOVIC Page 11 FRANK A. JENKINS Fishing Club Attendance Award—9 JOY JESSE Toon-Age Problem Club WILLIAM WALTER JUBAK Bill Social Committee Nominating Comimttee Varsity Bascboll Team Varsity Baskotboll Team Varsity Football Team J. V. Football Team Tollentes Athletic Club NATALIE C. KACHICH Not Social Com mitt oo Junior Honor Society lincolnottos F. T. A. A Cappella Choir Small Ensemble (Vocal) Scholarship Award—5 RICHARD HARRY KARAfX Dick Class Assistant Treasurer Nominating Commit- Student Courci! Safety Council Tollentes F. T. A. A Cappella Choi Judge of Student Coui BARBARA ANN KEARSEY Commercial Club DEAN KEITH Weasel Radio Operotcrs dub MICHAEL KERESZTESY Mike Notional Honor Soe «ty French Club Moth Club Attendance Award-8 Page 12 PATRICIA KLEBOWSKI RICHARD KNAPPER Potty Lincolnettes F. T. A. A Coppello Choir Small Ensemble (Vocal) Tip for Teens Club Attendance Award—4 ROGER E. KIEFMAN Rog Band Latin Club PAUL KLEMME Publicity Committee Junior Honor Society Nationol Honor Socioty—President log Circulation F. T. A. A Coppella Choir Scholarship Award—5 Subject Superiority Award— Science—3, Math—3 WAITER G. KLEPAK Wally Color Committee Fishing Club Travel Club Attendance Award—10 Knapper J. V. Football Team A Cappolla Choir Small Ensemble (Vocal) Movie Operator Attendance Award—11 FREIDA KNAUER Dee Future Nurses Club Dispensary Aide EFTEHIA KOCONIS Efte Motto Committee Junior Honor Society Nationol Honor Society log Editor Log Circulation Lincolnettes F. T. A. Latin Club—President NANCY ANN KOPTIS Nan Junior Honor Society National Honor Society Log Associate Editor Lincolnettes F. T. A. A Coppello Choir Attendance Award—10 Scholarship Award—11 Pige 13 MARY ANN KOST Guppy log Typist Student Council V ALTER KRENZ Student Council Sofety Council Math Club Attendance Award—9 MARY FRANCES KRUCIN Manya log Staff log Typist Studont Council lincolnnttes F. T. A. Art Club Attendance Award—3 Scholarship Award—3 CAROLYN KRUCK Peanuts Publicity Comittee log Staff log Typist CAROL ANN KRUPINSXI Connie Attendance Award—4 CONSTANCE I. KUBIT Connie Tips for Teens Club LOUISE KUCIA Koofch CHARMAINE KURCH Charlie leprechaun Club Page Id. v; v GLORIA E. LaBARRE Lori Motto Committee National Honor Society Log Stoff Student Court lineolncttes F. T. A. Gym Leader Club A Cappella Choir VINCENT LaMANNA Oago Social Committee FLOYD F. LAMATRICE ANTHONY M. LoSCHIAVO Tony Social Committee A Coppclla Choir Safety Council Tollentes Page 15 WILSON LOYD Weasel Photography Club Travel Club VALERIE ANN MAKULA Irish Future Nurse Club JACK MALAGA Color Committee Tollentes Lab Dabbers Club Attendance Award—3 MARIA MALETZ Chick French Club JOHN MANGAN Teen-Age Problems Club NICHOLAS C. MARKUS Stubs Social Comittee—Co-Chairman Varsity Football Team Student Council Tollentcs A Coppclla Choir Small Ensemble (Vocal) WALTER MAXIMUK Max Flower Committee Sand A Cappella Choir Attendance Award—8 RAYMOND MdNTYRE Ray Safety Council Tollcntes RICHARD WILLIAM MEHNEtf Dutch Social Committee Varsity Footbcll Teom Tollentes F. T. A. A Coppella Choir Small Ensemble '.Vocal) Attendance Award—7 IRENE MEIRANS Motto Comittee National Honor Society Log Staff FRANK MESERINI Frankie Teen-Age Problems Club JEANNETTE MESZAR Toots Publicity Committee Bow.ing Team Harvard-Yale Basketball Tcot Gym Leaders Club A Cappella Choir Attendance Award—' Page 16 MAUREEN MEYER GLENDA MORRIS Red Social Committee Lincolnottcs F. T. A. Attendance Award—3 Scholarship Award—3 ALEX MICHALCZYK Blackey DOROTHY JANE MOKRIS Dottio Student Council lincolnettes A Cappella Choir Small Ensemble (Vocal) Attendance Award—8 EMANUEL G. MOLAKAKIS Bond Orchestra Movie Operator Attendance Award—4 School Service Award—3 Glen Publicity Committee National Honor Society Student Council Sofety Council lincolnettes F. T. A. A Cappella Choir Attendance Award—7 OLAF MULLER MICHAEL J. MYERS Mike J. V. Football Team Decathlon Team Student Council Tollcntes BORIS NARIZNY Attendance Award—5 Pi BP 17 LUCILLE PATTERSON JULIE NICHOLAS Log Typist Commercial Club ANTHONY J. NOVAK Tony Tollentos Bond Bowling Club HELEN LOUISE OBUCH K Junior Honor Society National Honor Society Log Typist Lincolncttcs F. T. A. Scholarship Award—7 Subject Superiority— Social Studies—6 NIKOLAI PARFEJEWIEC Lw Class Secretary Junior Honor Society National Honor Society Horvord-Yole Bosketbo I Teen lincolnettes Gym Leaders Club Band Attendance Award—7 LYSBETH PATTERSON iy� Publicity Committee Nominating Committee Junior Honor Society National Honor Society Harvord-Yale Basketball Teen Lincolnettes Gym Leaders Club Band DORIS J. PATTON Dot Page 18 Nick RAY PENNER Bowling Club EUNICE JO PERKINS JOHN POIASKO Notional Honor Society Orchestra Scholarship Award—£ JEAN PETERS Jeannie Sociol Committee Nominating Committee Upper Third Scholarship F. T. A. A Cappetla Choir Attendance Award—4 lincolnettes JANICE PETERSON Jan Commercial Club OKSANA PLUJKO National Honor Society Lincolnottos French Club French Medal Attendance Award—8 Scholarship Award—4 Subject Superiority Award— English—4 Poop A Cappolla Choir Athletic Club BEATRICE POU Beep Student Council Teen-Ago Problems Club Tips for Teens Club Attendance Award—5 School Service Award—3 MICHAEL PONOMARENKO Mike Teen Age Problems Club CONCETTA A. PORCELLO Connie Lincolnettes F. T. A. Future Nurses Club—President School Service Award—3 Page 19 CELIA RAVANEllI Dolly Majorettes Club A Cappello Choir BORIS RAKOWSKY Scholarship Award—3 CLIFFORD A. REIMER Spike Publicity Committee Tollervfes Bond Radio Operators Club Student Court Judge School Service Award—7 JAMES R. RIMEDIO Jimmy Class President Nominating Committee Student Council JIM ROSKOPH Rock Flower Committee J. V. Football Team F. T. A. JOHN ROSS Johnny Student Council Band Orchestra Student Court Attendance Award—7 MARGARET ROZSA National Honor Society log Typist lincolnettes Attendance Award—5 Scholarship Award—7 Subject Superiority Aword— Home Economics—4 MARIANNA RUSSYN Nana Lincolnettes F. T. A. A Cappello Choir Music Appreciation Club Scholarship Aword—4 Page 20 VIRGINIA SCHOEN MARIANNE SALEKER Mar« Social Committee Lincolnettes A Cappclla Choir Attendance Award—5 PATRICIA SARGENT Pol Publicity Committee Dispensary Aide Future Nurse Club SALLY ANN SAVKA Sol National Honor Society log Circulation Lincolnettes Gym leaders Club A Cappolla Choir Attendance Award—9 Scholarship Award—8 JOHANN M. SCHERMA Jo Butch Lincolnettes Teen-Age Problems Club Tips for Teens Club Scholarship Award—3 SUSAN H. SCHUBERT Suxi Social Committee Nominating Committee Lincolnettes F. T. A. BEVERLY SEIKEL Bev Flower Committee A Cappello Choir Small Ensemble (Vocal) School Service Awcrd—7 HOWARD SEIPEL Howie Varsity Baseball Team J. V. Basketball Team Fishing Club P� R€ 21 SWITLANA SEREDA ROBERT W. SINKO Seta Lincolnettes A Coppclla Choir French Club LILLIE MAE SHAKOUR ur Color Committee Co-Chairman Nominating Committee Junior Honor Society Log Grculation Nafionol Scholastic Letter Writing Contest—Honorable Mention lincolnettes F. T. A. A Coppclla Choir EMIL SHANTERY Moe Social Committee J. V. Basketball Team A Coppclla Choir MARY ANN SHEILA Peanuts F. T. A. Tips for Teens Club Sink Safety Council FRANK RAYMOND SLEZAK BuM Varsity Football Team Student Council Safety Council leprechaun Club HELEN MARIE SOIARZ Choch Nominating Committee Lincolnettes F. T. A. Gym Leaders Club A Cappella Choir Small Ensemble (Vocal) JOHN STEFFAS Sleepy Nominating Committee Moffo Committee, Co-Choirmor Varsity Baseball Team Varsity Basketball Team Student Council F. T. A. Athletic Club Page 22 JANE E. STOESSNER JEAN SHIRLEY TESSER Totty Student Council Safety Council Lincolnettes Gym Leaden Club JUNE STRUHAR Commercial Club ROBERTA V . SUPECK Bertio Student Council Safety Council EUGENE A. SUTTON Boo Class Treasurer Varsity Baseball Team Varsity Football Team—Co-Capt. Student Council President Tollcntes President F. T. A. A Coppclla Choir Attendance Award—3 Tossio Log Circulation Lincolnettes leprechaun Club ANN I. TOROK Anni® F. T. A. CHRISULA TRPODIS Chrit Commercial Club ROSE VALVASORI Ro Commercial Club Page 23 ROSALIA WACHS DANIEL A. WILLIS Danny Boy Attendance Award—3 lia SHIRLEY WAITES Shirl Latin Club RICHARD WELLMAN Dick ELAINE MARLENE WICKS Blondie Leprechaun Club THEODORE WILSON Ted MARY ANN WITCZAK F. T. A. Tipi for Teem Club Attendance Award—3 STANLEY C. WOJCIK Chuck J. V. Bcsketboll Team Tollentei Band Pafie 24 GEORGE YATSKEVYCH ALICE YAHNERT Georgi' Future Nurses Club JOSEPHINE WROBLEWSKI Jo Color Committee Student Council Safety Council A Cappolla Choir School Service Award—3 Page 25 SUMMER SCHOOL GRADUATES ROGER ARMAN Sam JACK G. BIBLE ANDREAS BINDER, JR. Andy Band Bowling Club Attendance Award—6 SHIRLEY DUNCAN Kitten Teen-Age Problems Club DONNA MAE E. DIRISEK Teen-Age Problems Club LYDIA FEDI Lida Tips for Teens Club JOHANNA I. FORBRIZZIO Jo Orchestra Art Club All-City Orchestra Attendance Award—5 ROSELEE GASPARRO Babe Teen-Age Problems Club � r Page 26 JANET RAE KADERBEK Joney National Honor Society Log Staff Lincolnottos F. T. A. Commercial Club Attendance Award—3 Scholarship Award—3 Subject Superiority Award-Commerciol—3 MARGARET KURPIK Marge LUCILLE M. LICURSI Lu Leprechaun Club Attendance Award—7 VOIO ANDREW NIX, JR. Nix Student Council F. T. A. Pace 27 RICHARD HEIN Horry Sofety Council A Coppella Choir Small Ensemble (Vocal) BOB HOPKINS Hoppy Varsity Football Team J. V. Football Team Bond Orchestra Small Ensemble (Inst.) KAY JUDY Commercial Club LYDIA GOLIK Lida French Club ANNA PETRAKIS KATHERINE SOLOWEY Tips for Toon Club Travel Club Attendance Award—3 DOLORES MARIE PUS Do-Do” Varsity Bowling Team City Trophy for bowling Safety Council Career Foods Club Tips for Teens Club Attendance Award—3 DADA T. RUDENSKA Daria Orchestra Spanish Club PETER PAUL SARTSCHEV Pete Kitty Tips for Teens Club Attendance Award—8 BERNICE MAE SOVICH Bern!© Teen-Age Problems Club Tips for Teens Club EVELYN SUZICH Teen-Age Problems Club I t « Page 28 Safety Council A Coppclla Choir KATHERINE UMADIKOW Travel Club HOMEROOM 204 HOMEROOM 206 HOMEROOM 20 P SUMMER SCHOOL GRADUATES CLASS OFFICERS Page 31 PERSONALITY LIST GIRLS BOYS Gene Sutton ATHLETE .. Peterson Twins Frank Slezak ARTIST .....................Mary Francis Krucin JahnSteffas MANNERS Julie DsPiero JimRoskoph CHARM Virginia Schoen JimCourey CHEERFULNESS -...........-.... Julie DePiero Mike Myers CITIZENSHIP COMPLEXION Nancy Kcptis Jim Rimedio Jock East COOPERATION Margaret Fcdsl Jim Rimedio DANCER Bill Hotz EFFICIENT Carol Krupinski Jim Rimedio ENTHUSIASM Mike Myers EYES Julie DePiero Jim Rimedio HAIR Paul Klemme... INITIATIVE Gene Sutton LEADERSHIP Julie DePiero John Ross... MUSCIAN (Inst.) MUSICIAN (Vocal) Margaret Fadel Gene Sutton Nadia Beryk Gene Sutton PERSONALITY Mike Ponomarenko PHYSIQUE-FIGURE Richard Karafa Emil Shantery Norma Dolan Marianne Saleker Bill Hotz Jim LaManna Margaret Fadel Emil Shantery SMILE Olaf Muller STUDENT Susan Schubert Gene Sutton — Judy Hallam Emil Shantery Paul Klemme — Natalie Kachich Nick Markus Margaret Fadel Tony LoSchiavo uKUUM:NS WIT Paul Klemme MUST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Page 32 SOCIAL COMMITTEE FLOWER COMMITTEE Page 33 PUBLICITY COMMITTEE MOTTO COMMITTEE Page 34 CLASS WILL We, the June Class of 1956, being of weak body and unsound mind, do here- by bequeath, relinquish, leave, vacate To Mr. Bryan, who has put up with a lot of business (pleasant or otherwise), we leave. To Mr. Codings, our sponsor, we bequeath the pins from the Psychological Test and our worn-out fingers. (We really had fun in our Senior year.) To our home room teachers, Mrs. Mickey, Mr. Persky, Mr. Zupan, and Mr. Toneff, we leave all cutslips, forged excuses, past-due library notices, etc., to be done with as seen fit. To the faculty of Lincoln High School, both old and new, we thank you for your help and cooperation in making our Senior Year as much fun as it has been. (We really appreciated it.) To the next senior class, we leave the privilege of graduating after us. Jim Rimedio bequeaths his pipe to a future president to call the class to order in case the gavel gets lost. Julie DePiero relinquishes the seat in Home room 204 which she never occupied, to another busy person. (Just kidding, Julie.) Stan Wojcik leaves the chair in the main hall nicely warmed for all succeeding Tol-lentes. The honor of belonging to the All-City Choir is left to another worthy vocalist by Pat Klebowski. All safety rules are left by Richard Boesger to future Safety Council members. June Struhar leaves her law book to any pupil who thinks he might be able to win an argument with Miss Dorsey. An alarm clock set for 7:30 a.m. is left by Natalie Kachich to some student who fortunately lives next door to the school. Emanuel Molakakis leaves his used reeds to the rest of the saxophone section in the band. Two vacant seats in the Soprano section of the A Cappella choir are left by Dorothy Mokris and Angela Becka to future vocalists. Diana Gaba bequeaths her stack of used mystery stories to some lonesome soul who likes nightmares. Richard Bellisario and Nick Markus leave their places in the football lineup to the freshmen boys. (Nice work.) For a girl in need of a couple of dimples, Susie Schubert wills hers. Concetto Porcello, a girl of few words, leaves her pleasant smile to another friendly person. and will the following: Two used accordions are willed by Wally Maximuk and John Polasko to future bands of Lincoln. Dolores Feskanich relinquishes her two left feet to a future Marching Band member who would like to keep Mr. Rice tearing out his hair. Unusual news of Lincoln that could be put in the Notes and Anecdotes column is willed by Irene Meirans to the next Log reporter. Ray Penner leaves a bowling ball to any beginning bowler. The secretary books of the Lincolnettes and National Honor Society are relinquished by Glenda Morris to any future secretaries who try to fill her shoes. Wilma Fairbanks leaves her flaming red hair to anyone who wants it. (She doesn't.) Paul Klemme wills his ability to stump the faculty with his involved questions to an un-inquisitive soul. All embarrassing situations are left by Connie Kubit to all blushing underclassmen. The 88 keys on the piano in Room 310 are left by Nadia Beryk, who had a hard time learning to play, And the Glory of the Lord, to the next choir accompanist. Bill Loyd bequeaths his plans for an eight-foot doorway to all other giants. Attention all teachers: As of June 13, 1956, you will have one less problem: that of telling the Patterson twins apart. They are leaving. Jean Peters leaves her movie-star name to all envious 7B's. Richard Karafa has been gracious enough to leave the receipt book to the money-minded fiend who is to become the next Class Assistant Treasurer. The fun of working in the library and delivery and delivering magazines to the teachers is left, with regret, by Maureen Meyer. Johann Scherma and Roberta Supeck donate their close friendship to two future 12A's. From this day forward, Mike Ponomarenko, Nick Parfejewiec and Alex Michalczyk will be know respectively as Mike Smith, Nick Brown and Alex Jones. Elizabeth Easterly bequeaths her charming personality and accent to another Southern belle. Bill Jubak leaves his ambition to become a baseball player to a future idol of baseball. Hope to see you in the Major Leagues someday, Bill. Page 36 CLASS WILL (Continued) The shrill of the whistle is left by Solly Savka and Jane Stoessner to other impatient Senior Gym Leaders. Margaret Rosza leaves her used patterns, bent pins and scraps of material to the future sewing classes. Gene Sutton gives up his No. 17 to anyone who can do the job as well as he did. Places in the trumpet section in the band are left unwillingly by Judy Brumley and Dean Keith to the next musicians. Little Julie Nickolas leaves her small height to all those tall people who envy her petite-ness. Helen Gorelikowa leaves her duty of tasting solutions in chemistry to all those who want to live dangerously. Olaf Muller bequeaths his intellectual ability to the next Little Professor. A great deal of determination is left by Marianna Russyn to another person who never gives up. Sandra Haddad wills her ability to take shorthand at a fast rate and to transcribe it with 99 44 100% accuracy to a girl who is having shorthand nightmares. The determination of getting at least a nickel from everyone in Homeroom 210 is left by Emil Shanfery to future penny collectors. Norma Dolan leaves her study hall worries to the next patient person who takes her place. The very difficult task of being secretary of the Girls' Bowling Club is passed on by Janice Heller to the next girl willing to undertake a big job. John Steffas passes on his three-year career in basketball to some deserving boy. To anyone stuck on a French question, le Mademoiselle de Francois, Oksana Plujko, leaves her ability to give you an involved answer. Gloria LaBarre and Beverly Seikel bequeath their choir robes to future Lincoln Angels. Ever-ready Margaret Harchuck leaves all her left-over band-aids, aspirins, pins, and all other articles needed in case of emergencies to the next Johnny on the Spot. A quiet disposition is left by Ted Wilson to a future noisy underclassman. A path around the Halls of Lincoln is left to the next three musketeers by Chrisula Trpodis, Rose Valvasori, and Rose Wachs. Jeannette Meszar leaves here desire to get near 300 someday to the next hopeful bowler. The back seat in every room that George Yatskevich has occupied in his Lincoln Days is gladly vacated to some future 12A who will have the same problem of always being the last one in each class. The adhesive tape, pieces of gauze, and thermometers are left by Frieda Knauer and Shirley Waites to all future dispensary workers. Doris Patton, Homeroom 208, wills a seat in Homeroom 206 to anyone who cannot stay in her own homeroom. To a future strong and windy person, Tony Novak leaves his big shiny tuba. Marianna Witczak and Switlana Sereda leave a year's supply of Palmolive to anyone wanting a school-girl complexion. To Mr. Rutledge, Mary Louise Gliva and Pat Bencs will the steering wheel of the car in one piece. (They hope) Richard Mehnert vacates his parking space for the next lucky owner of a Thunderbird. A bass fiddle is left by Eunice Perkins to anyone who likes to stand while playing an instrument. Nancy Koptis relinquishes her title as Homemaker of Lincoln to the next little woman. Attention all boys: The space in front of the mirror in the boys' washroom is now vacated by Frank Jenkins and Roger Klcfman. Eftehia Koconis bequeaths her ability to give speeches without notes to a speechless student. Helen Obuch leaves an empty place in the National Honor Society to the next worthy student. Richard Knapper leaves the movie projector in the Auditorium to any boy who has enough nerve to turn it off at the most exciting moment. Quiet manners (wc think) are left by Barbara Kearsey, Alice Yahnert, and Valeric Makula to three 7B girls. Jim Roskoph bequeaths his can of shoe polish to all other well-dressed cats. To the future president of the Commercial Club, Sophie Cislak bequeaths her ability to plan parties. Carol Drop gratefully leaves her used attendance sheet of Homeroom 204 to someone who would like the job of looking all over Homeroom 206 for her homeroom classmates. Joe Hanna leaves his good-morning smile to a morning grouch. The office of president of the Future Nurses Club is entrusted to any worthy girl by Pat Sargent. Joy Jesse leaves us her name. Or is it Jesse Joy? Bill Hotz leaves his Student-Teacher Day worries to the next F. T. A. President. Order forms for name cards are gratefully willed by Clara Gasparro to a card collector. Page 57 CLASS WILL (Continued) Peggy Holt bequeaths her long hair to any girl with enough patience to take care of it. Attention all craftsmen: Walter Klepak leaves his left-overs from all unfinished leather projects to some upcoming craftsman. Janice Peterson bequeaths her ability to laugh lest at a joke to anyone who laughs first. To anyone who has a great sense of rhythm, John Ross wills his banged-up drum set. Carol Krupinski leoves her unique hair-do to anyone who can duplicate it. Boris Narizny and Boris Rakowsky give up their good-natured dispositions to any youths who are hard to get along with. Carolyn Kruck leaves her job as secretary to Mr. Persky to a future 1 2A girl worthy of this position. Cliff Reimer leaves his many years of service given to Junior Achievement to someone who would like to outdo his record. Virginia Schoen and Marianna Saleker bequeath their lavish wardrobes to all envious onlookers. Diana Gonzales wills her used advertisements from the Lincoln Log to a person on the Log Staff. All ingredients used in explosives arc left by Jack Malaga and Jim Foote to anyone who would like to get a bang out of living. Howard Seipel wills his soiled baseball cap to another Lincoln All-Star. Louise Kucia and Charmaine Kurch leave their unusual sense of humor to anyone that needs cheering up. An old beat-up baton is bequeathed by Celia Ravenelli, who did a good job as a majorette, to the next strutter. Floyd Lamatrice donates a bottle of Vitalis, for your hair, to another lad with the same prcblem. Carol Abraham and Beatrice Poli leave their friendliness to all grouches. To the next tax stamp collector in Homeroom 204, Jack East donates his well-used, wcrn-cut, and empty envelope. Mery Callas leaves Mrs. Horne with a bottle of aspirins so that she may keep her head. The rexagraph machine in the Office Production room is left to the next lucky operator by Jean Tesser and Beverly Conlan. Jim LaManna and Tony LoSchiavo donate cases of empty pop bottles, left from the senior activities, to the next two thirsty people. To all discouraged 7B's, Dick Wellman and Daniel Willis leave their friendliness. Rose Alabise, Anita Baioni, and Agnes Davis leave Mrs. Mickey's room with a wastebasket full of refuse from their daily snacks. Judy Hallam bequeaths her language medals to the next student interested in languages. The ability to play several kinds of sports with matches is left by Robert Sinko and Frank Slezak to entertainment-seekers. Mary Ann Sheila and Josephine Wroblewski leave their (slim, trim) figures to all future 1 2A's in need. The natural love of animals is left to any 7B by Carol Houp. Mike Myers and Jim Courey bequeath their many unpaid installments on their cars to anybody who wishes to be in debt. To all members of the Art Department, Helen Solarz leaves her ability to read the future in the many teapots that she has made. Adrian Halarewicz and Mike Jarachovic leave their vacant seats in the cafeteria to anyone lucky enough to find their seats. Joanne Hrycenko, Lillie Shakour, and Maria Maletz gladly donate their 140 rate shorthand notes to the next shorthand IV class. To the next cats of the future senior classes, Frank Meserini and John Mangan leave their drapes and shirts. Helen Guzik and Eleanor Ciacchi leave their soiled cprons and dirty pots and pans to the next efficient homemakers. Walter Krenz leaves his many eraser crumbs from typing to all scrubbies. Two vacant seats are left in Homeroom 204 by Marge Boeskcn and Addeline Fixler to the next two 1 2A giggling girls. Dorothy Hcrcik leaves all the plastic that she accidently (?) melted to Mr. Fox. The quietness of Ken Basnett and Leon Harber are left to future 12A's who like to be seen and not heard. Margaret Fadel hands over the gavel to the next hard-working president of the Lin-colnettes. Mary Ann Kost isn't leaving anything; she's taking them with her. To the next lab-dabbers, Mike Keresztesy and Ray McIntyre leave the chemistry lab. Mary Francis Krucin wills her cld paints, half-done sketches, and brushes to the art department and Mr. Eterovich. Dave Gaydos bequeaths the dead white rats to Mr. Rolland after his nutrition experiment. The name Jacqueline is left to anyone who wants it by Jackie Horvath. Ann Torok and Elaine Wicks leave their cookie crumbs to all the future hungry hounds. We do solemnly declare that this foregoing Last Will and Testament has been unduly signed and declared null and void. Notary Public: R. T. Fishal Witnesses: Y. U. Giggle I. M. Laughing Page 38 NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY INDUCTION CHOIR J Page 40 — BAND ORCHESTRA PROPHECY (Continued) Dear Friends and Fellow Moon-Shiners, Excuse the fluid spilled on this letter. We are operating a factory for the manufacture of Moon-Beam Cleaning Fluid, in Siberia. If all goes well, we'll be there, all aglow. Yours truly, Dave Gaydos, Walter Klepak Dear Classmates, We will be happy to join the expedition. At present we have been training elephants to wash the windshields of atomic-powered flying saucers. The reunion will be a welcomed change of atmosphere. Sincerely yours, Rich Bellisario and Mike Myers Dear Committee, Sorry, but I can't be with you on the thirteenth. My associate, Joanne Hrycenko, is working on a new invention, corn plasters for robots; and I must help her test them. Regretfully, Lillie Shakour Dear Friends, We will be unable to attend the reunion. We have been asked to put on a fashion show at the home of the famous socialite, Marianne Saleker, and its preparation will take up most of our time. Yours truly, Virginia Schoen, Celia Ravanelli Dear Committee, We will be delighted to attend the reunion. We've been painting white-walled tires on super-sonic motorcycles at Dean Keith's garage and we're going around in circles. Yours sincerely, Janice Heller, Dorothy Hercik Dear Friends, At present we have been engaged in the manufacture of hair tonic for bald space-men. If our experiments are successful, we will be able to attend the reunion. Respectfully yours, Emanuel Molakakis, Jim Foote Dear Fellow Countrymen, Due to circumstances beyond my control, I will not be able to join you in June. I have been writing letters of encouragment to the poor members of the French Foreign Legion who are stationed in Madagascar. Replies should be coming in around the thirteenth. Regretfully, Judy Brumley Dear Committee, You can count on us. Lately we've been selling pastry to raise money for the new airstrip on Agnes Court. If you need any doughnuts. Let us know. Sincerely yours. Clara Gasparro, Eleanor Ciacchi, and Liz Easterly Dear Friends, We've been counting the pennies in the penny collection at Lincoln High School. If all books are balanced by the thirteenth, we'll be with you. , Hopefully, Norma Dolan, Carol Drap Page 51 PROPHECY (Continued) To Whom It May Concern, We have just returned from a tour of Great Britain where we were guests of the queen. As soon as we are settled we will make plans to join you on the expedition. Yours truly, Wilma Fairbanks, Jean Peters, and Lysbeth Patterson Dear Committee, Sorry I can't join you for the reunion. My team is scheduled to play the basketball champs of Pluto, on Arf Arf, on the thirteenth. Wish I could make it. John Steffas Dear Classmates, You may expect us on the thirteenth. We've been removing nuts froa their shells at the Dolores Feskanich Peanut Haven. We're a little lo� on funds so we'll have to come over on one of our jet propelled, atomic powered nut shells. Prepare for a crash landing. Yours truly, Joy Jesse, Helen Guzik, Anita Baioni, and Rose Alabise Dear Committee Members, We will be glad to attend the class reunion. We've just finished writing our latest novel on the lives of Lincoln High School teachers, and we need a rest. Sincerely, Angela Becka, Diana Gaba Dear Friends, Sorry we won’t be able to join our old classmates. We have just opened a Pizza House on the Pennsylvania Turnpike and business is booming. Yours truly, Nancy Koptis, Glenda Morris Dear Classmates, I regret that I will not be able to attend the reunion. My employer, the Chief of the Belgian Congo, is planning a tea party and I must be there to taste the tea before anyone drinks it. Sincerely, Natalie Kachich Dear Friends, We regret that we cannot make the reunion. We are celebrating the grand opening of our newest dance studio on Gibraltar. Regretfully, Diana Gonzales, Carol Krupinski Dear Committee, I will be delighted to attend our class reunion. As manager of the Paul Klemme Used Space-Ship Lots my duties are demanding, but I think my assistant. Jack East, will be able to handle things in my absence. See you soon, Frank Slezak Dear Committee, We have opened a small doughnut shop. We punch holes in them ourselves, a very strenuous job. Count on us. Rose Valvasori, Chrisula Trpodis, Rose Wachs, Oksana Plujko Page 52 PROPHECY (Continued) Friends, I shall gladly attend the reunion. I've been designing and making booties for baby robots. Business has been very good. Margaret Rozsa Dear Committee, Would love to come. I've been touring Anarctica with my troup. I need the change of climate ; my piano keys have frozen. Beverly Seikel Carnegie Hall Dear Friends, As you know, I am a private nurse. At the present time, I'm caring for an elderly gentlemen who is dying. If things speed up a little. I'll join the party. Connie Porcello, R.N. Dear Committee Members, I'll be glad to attend the reunion. I am working the day shift and attending night school. As yet I haven't found anything to do with my mornings. Sincerely, Bill Lloyd Committee, I have mastered all types of sign language and will be glad to act as interpreter when we reach our destination, the moon. Professor Nana Russyn Dear Committee, Our furloughs and the time of the reunion correspond. Will join you in full attire. Sincerely yours, Lt. Shirley Waites Sgt. Suzie Schubert Dear Committee, Sorry I cannot be with you on the thirteenth. I have made arrangements to swim the St. Lawrence Seaway on that day. If I'm back before your return. I'll have the beach prepared for your landing, then we can all go over to Sandra Haddad's for a fish-fry. Yours, Connie Kubit Dear Friends, We regret that we will not be able to attend the O.S.F.S.E. We have been assigned to take pictures of a swimming exhibition on the St. Lawrence Seaway. Sorry, Ken Basnett, Jim Courey, and Joe Hanna Fellow Outer-Space Lovers, Joyfully we are looking forward to the reunion. We have just returned from an exploration of the African Desert and we can't wait to get the sand out of our shoes. Anticipatingly yours, Sophie Cislak, Mary Lou Gliva Marge Harchuk, and Jane Stoessner Along with the letters, telegrams from all over the universe are pouring in. Pase 53 PROPHECY (Continued) Reunion Committee: EASTERN UNION Caravan to bring treasure in soon Will leave as soon as we unload camels. Alumni: Sahara Treasure-Hunters, Inc. Jim LaMana, Nick Markus, Jim Roskoph WESTERN UNION Plan to be there Bccn in heavy training with All-Stars Looking forward to seeing you. All-American, Richard M.ehnert Committee: SOUTHERN UNION Can't make it Must search Miami Beach for lost mirror and comb Need them for my Beauty Salon. Dear Moon-shiners: Frank Jenkins NORTHERN UNION Just cracked world record for tobogganing in Alaska Coming in on my prize-winning sled. Rusty Blades. Former Classmates: Ray McIntyre MEDITERRANEAN UNION Expect me at reunion Coming in from University of Lower Slobovia Been teaching foreign languages to Slobovian Parakeets. Judy Hallam Alumni : Sorry Can't make lectual spacemen. INTER-PLANETARY UNION it Planning Jam Session on Jupiter for intel-John Ross and Walter Maximuk Committee: SWISS UNION Can't come. Must stay and watch mice drill holes in cheese Sorry. Bertie Supeck and Johann Schema Friends: CHOP SUEY UNION Glad to be there Been manufacturing chopsticks in China, Very successful Will bring plenty rice. Frieda Knauer and Charmaine Kurch Alumni : ALL-OVER UNION Have Lux Will travel. Mary Ann Witczak Page 14 PROPHECY (Continued) The great day is here. Guests are arriving here in Washington from all over, by air, land and sea. Famous models, Josephine Wroblewski and Agnes Davis are the first to arrive. They arc the authors of the best seller, GENTLEMEN PREFER GIRLS WITH LONG HAIR. Arriving from New York is the fabulous interior decorator, Mary Frances Krucin. She has just completed her plans for the new social room at our old Alma Mater. Coming down the gangplank behind her are the panelists on the GET ACQUAINTED WITH OUTER SPACE TV program, Ted Wilson, Ann Torok, John Polasko and Maureen Meyer. Senator Rich Boesger of Ohio, who hos been furthering his campaign for the presidency by kissing babies on Euclid Avenue is the last to leave the plane. Oh look! Beverly Conlan and Beatrice Poli, secretaries to Stanley Wojcik, President of the Last National Bank, are coming in on a Brinks truck. Our long distance operators, Elaine Wicks and June Struhar are taking care of the phone calls. Las Vegas colling the White House, hold the line please. Roger Klefman has cleaned up the house at the Golden Nugget Casino. He'll be here as soon as he buys some gas for his El Dorado. More phone calls from all over. Corol Abraham and Pat Bencs are postponing their vacation to be with us. Helen Obuch won't be able to make it. She'll be busy sharpening pencils for Boris Narizny, President of the Inter-Planetary Peace Organization. Addeline Fixler and Alice Yahnert, managers of Richard Knapper's Dy Dee Wash, won't be able to attend. Business is going strong. Pot Klebowski is cancelling her engagement with the Metropolitan Opera to be with us. Eftehia Koconis and Louise Kucia will come in direct from their interview with the famous mathematician. Dr. Olaf Muller, and his associates Drs. Irene Meirans and Michael Kerestztesy, discoverers of the fifth dimension. Everyone is here now. The crowd is boarding the space-ship, the L.H.S. President. Some of the guests are assembling on the third deck. Barbara Kcarscy and Carol Houp, have challenged Walter Krenz and Leon Harbor to a game of shufFleboard. Getting into the swim of things, high divers Jean Tesser and Janice Peterson are going to attempt a triple summersault into a barrel. Well, get set for the takeoff ...5-4-3-2-1 0 - BOOM!!!! Wait! cries out stewardesses Dorothy Mokris and Doris Patton, fasten your safety belts! While we ore relaxing, head chefs Marge Boesken and Helena Gorelikowa are preparing our outer space meals. Naturally the food is in the form of pills. My goodness! Adrian Halarewicz is organizing the moonshining expedition already. Michael Jarachovic, Floyd Lamatrice, and John Mangan have offered to do the preliminary cleaning. Before they start. Jack Malaga and Frank Meserini insist on checking the weather conditions on the moon. They find it to be sunny with showers and a still wind coming from the Northsoutheastwest. Mary Callas suggests having a roll call before we start moonshining. Valerie Makula, Mary Ann Sheila, and Jeannette Meszar are missing. They are found floating around the Milky Way looking for the Big Dipper. Ray Penner and Bob Sinko have gone out to get them. As evening descends and dinner is over, Tony Novak and Eunice Perkins offer to entertain us with some music. Later on Julie Nicholas, Switlana Sereda, and Maria Malotz pop corn over the electronic fireplace. Before they have time to serve it, it is devoured by Daniel Willis and George Yatskevich. Howard Seipel and Rich Wellman are caught dozing in their jet-propelled rocking chairs. The sandman is near, so slumber is next on the agenda. Boris Rakowsky and Mike Ponomarenko are amazed at the atomically controlled feather beds. Nick Parfejewiec and Alex Michalczyk ore the last to retire because they forgot their overnight bags and are forced to sleep in their cashmere space-suits. This may prove to be a fashion first in sleeping apparel. One week later finds the group gayly returning from their journey. The past seven days have been full of cheerful reminiscing. Soon the ship will come in for a landing and we will once more leave each other to go on our separate ways. Never before in history, has there been a reunion such as this. Page 55