Lincoln High School - Lincolnia Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY It is January 1, 1980, and there are rumors going around Washington, D. C., that the class of January 1955 was the best class ever to graduate from Lincoln High School. As we look into the office of the F.B.I., we see Robert R. Hochevar busily at work. We have heard the government security agency is planning to investigate the entire class. Let's look into the office where secretary JoAnn Kovalcik is at work. The F.B.I. has succeeded in forming a committee which will investigate the class. The committee members are: Jonathan Hauserman—Head checker of the C.T.S. Company. Louis Josie—President of the Crazy Wheel Motorcycle Company. Ray Thomas—Multimillionaire, and owner of the Sticky Plastic Company. Eugene Wowk—Head designer of the Snazzy Clothing Company. Now that the committee has been chosen, reports pour in from all over the United States. NORTH POLE UNION BOSS: WILLIM KOPTIS HEAD OF LARGE T.V. CON-CERN BIG FREEZE REPAIR SHOP CHECKS OUT O. K. WHEEL UNION COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN: MIKE KANE IS THE OWNER OF A SNAKE SKIN JAGUAR MINK LINED. To Who It May Concern: Doctor Christ Koconis is now practicing in Lower Africa. He is trying to make pygmies tall. Hope he makes it. Dear Sir: Richard Mallchok owns and runs the Cold Storage Funeral Parlor. Service while you wait. COMMITTEE REPORT Dan Rocha and Danny Magnani, head coaches of Lincoln football team, have coached their team on to victory in the Stadium at the foot of Castle Hill. Dave Renftle, who has invented and perfected hydramatic crutches, is now doing o booming business. Nina Jurcenko is now giving a piano recital at Carnegie Hall. Ronald Jaeckel was recently made president of the Wagner Awning Company. Alma Mauro, top notch hair stylist, is making millions on her new creation, the Ubangi Boy hair cut. The rival teams of those outstanding women athletes, Beverly Houston and Margaret Sackinger will meet in the Arena to decide the tiddly winks championship. Natalie Herasymow renowned woman swimmer, is now attempting to swim the English Channel on her back. A live Oscar has just been given to Janet Koblek's cootie form for outstanding breeding. You Buy It—I'll Sell It Furniture Store is owned by former football star, Carl Zietlow. Page 2 6

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PERSONALITY LIST BOYS GIRLS DANIEL J ROCHA LORETTA CLIFT LOUIS T. JOSIE DONNA PRIHODA NORMAN CUSHLER ALMA MAURO DAVID EGGERT PAT CREGG ROBERT HOCHEVAR MARY ANN DZIUBAKOWSKI CHRIST KOCONIS JANET KOBLEK RAY THOMAS DORIS VETROVSKY RICHARD MALLCHOK MARY ANN DZIUBAKOWSKI ROBERT HALLORAN JOANN KOVALCIK WALTER SODINI DONNA PRIHODA EUGENE GALASZEWSKI Efficient JOAN WENCIL FRANK MESZAR LORETTA CLIFT NORMAN CUSHLER DORIS VETROVSKY DANIEL MAGNANI Hair BEVERLY HOUSTON RICHARD MALLCHOK Initiative JOAN WENCIL MIKE KANE Leadership - ... JANET KOBLEK RONALD BUDNEY NINA JURCENKO CARL ZIETLOW NANCY CONIGLIO ROBERT HOCHEVAR Personality NANCY CONIGLIO DANIEL ROCHA Physique Figure PAT CREGG NORMAN CUSHLER Poise JOAN HANSINGER RAY ACETO Sense of Humor. JEAN YOUNGMANN WILLIAM KOPTIS Service JOAN WENCIL DAVID EGGERT Sheik Sheba PAT CREGG LAWRENCE GAMBINO Smile ROSE SHULEVA CHRIST KOCONIS Student JANET KOBLEK RICHARD MALLCHOK Versatility JANET KOBLEK EUGENE WOWK Teeth BEVERLY HOUSTON CHRIST KOCONIS Vocabulary JANET KOBLEK DAVID RENFTLE Grooming ROSE SHULEVA RAY ACETO Wit JEAN YOUNGMANN MIKE KANE -...... Most Likely To Succeed JANET KOBLEK Page 25

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1 ■ ■ ■ ■■■ ■ ■ ■■ ■■■■ ■■ » 11 ■ ■ .. ... HARVARD-YALE TEAM Top Row, Left to Right: Carol Schweitzer, Loretta Clift, Sue Roberts, Lysbeth Patterson, MaryLou Hercik, Carol Laux, Dorothy Winovick, and Mary Ann Dziubakowski. Second row: Janet Mes-zcr, Carol Paliga, Evelyn Screptock, Peggy Holt, Lucille Patterson, Geraldine Gill, and Janet Shaffer. Yale Captain Margaret Sackinger Harvard Captain Janet Koblek Pajre 31