Lincoln High School - Lincolnia Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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Class Prophecy By NATTALIE LAKOS and JOHN LECKWATCH Ah, the wonders of Science! Maybe we could get hold of one of those rocket ships and perhaps zoom our way into the future, soy, about the year 1978 and see what our class is doing. Hop in and we'll get started. This rocket certainly travels fast because here we are hovering over the modernized city of Cleveland. I guess we have Mayor Eugene Zadar to thank for the city's improvements. How attractive the streamlined structures appear! Leroy Toth was the architect for many of the modern buildings you see. Focusing our rodar binoculars on the remodeled Court House we can see Judge Phyllis Eggert trying to decide whether the defendant is guilty of trespassing. Oh, those Commercial Law days! Hovering in a corner and talking about the good old days at Lincoln are Mary Anne Kusnerik and Marion Bohovesky, the court stenographers. They take their dictation on supersonic stenotype machines these days. Let's move along now. What a striking lot of posters are seen announcing the Roller Derby coming to Joe Peters' Arena! Guess it's because of the feature star Speed Demon Ker (JoAnn to us). Do you hear that funny sound? It's the motor of our rocket. I guess the trip into the future was a little too much for it. Well, here's hoping we make a smooth landing at that Sunoco Station. Oh! I beg your pardon. With a closer look we can see that it is a Sucharyk (Frank) Station. Let's have Ron Wozniak, the rocket mechanic, take a look at it. While the rocket's being fixed, we can take a stroll down Euclid Avenue. It certainly looks different. There goes one of those jet propelled automobiles that made millions for Roland Walters and Edmund Sobolewski. Just look at the way Pat Mayer drives it. She was voted one of the ten best dressed women on planet Earth recently. Passing Arthur Murray's Dance Studio we hear music and a voice saying one, two, three, kick. Investigating we find Chuck Scott, dance instructor. Those three women coming toward us look familiar. Why, they're Mary Grossenbaugh, Marian Krause, and Susan Smyrak. They're on their way to meet their successful businessmen husbands for lunch. Girls, why not try the latest hair style? It won't take long if you stop at the Atomic Beauty Salon, right here on Euclid. Arlene Smith and Anna Mae Sasala are the owners. Just moke your appointment with their receptionist, Ruth Allen. As we walk along on Euclid we see other classmates. There's Ted Kaznoch, who has just won the title of World's Fastest Typist. Another classmate, Robert Strcdtbeck, is the owner of the most modern bowling alleys in the state of Ohio. Any of you fellows craving a little exercise? Then why not stop in for a good work out at Bill Arden's Gym? It's getting a little windy now. There are quite a few papers flying around. There's part of the fashion page of the Cleveland Press. Elaine Martinez is Editor of the Women's Page, you know. The Press has claimed another Lincolnite. Mary Mullins works there as a fashion illustrator. We'd better get back to the rocket ship. It should be fixed by now. Rather than walk back, let's take a cab. Here comes one now, so we won't have to wait. Well, look who's driving it . . . Shirley Faldtz, holder of the city's best driving record. Once inside we'd better hold on to our hats.