Lincoln High School - Torch Yearbook (Webster City, IA)

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| a “Speaking of music, the “Singing” Sisters who sing at W OI on Tues- days and Thursdays are wonderful,” said Ruth. “You know who one of the “Singing” Sisters is? It’s a secret, but you won’t tell, will you? Clarabel Rinehimer, isn’t that wonderful? Miss Whitten always said that Clarabel had musical abilities.” The Toonerville hit a bump, but this didn’t affect the gossip any. The stop at Homer was made and the next stop was at Duncombe. Still the gossip continued. “Did you attend Chautauqua last summer, Margaret Ann?” asked Eleanor. “Yes,” replied Margaret Ann. “They surely had a wonderful program. Madame Biernatzki’s recital was wonderful. I appreciated Avis Shelton’s lectures the most, however, because they were so educational. “How to feed your husband to prevent indigestion” gave me the most hints because Merrill is constantly complaining of indigestion.” “Were you there the day Helen Austin gave her lecture on the wonders of physics? She had the stage fixed up like a laboratory and gave various demonstrations. We renewed acquaintances after the lecture and she said the demonstrations were as simple as mere child’s play. Imagine it!” “T see by the Freeman-Journal that Lawrence Kelting and his wife have completed their tour around the world. Lawrence, yon know, got his wife, Mildred Shafer, by applying at the Internat’onal Matrimonial Bureau, French Headquarters. Guy Nelson is the President of this wonderful organ- ization and has supplied a hundred bachelors with wives,” put in Ruth. “You remember what an interesting person Phyllis Valen used to be? She has established a cooking school, the kitchen of which is immaculate. Her motto is, ‘The bun is mightier than the sword,’” said Margaret Ann. “What has become of those bright energetic girls Gladys Neff and Ef- fie Ferguson?” asked Eleanor. “Oh, haven’t you heard of the famous school for aesthetic dancing?” asked Margaret Ann. “They train most of the girls that enter the Follies. Madame Danski, the famous Russian dancer was graduated from this school. “T see that Robert Ambrose is the ear specialist in the Fare-thee-well Corn factory. Vera Lee has been made president of the Grabit Oil Company for three days because the boss is on his vacation. Chet says it’s a very re- sponsible position,” put in Eleanor. “I always knew that in spite of his bashfulness, Glenn Fisher would amount to something,” said Ruth. “Why just think he is one of California’s senators at Washington! He and his wife—who was Eleanor Bonner—keep the social circle at Washington stirred up constantly, because of their daily arguments. They say she completely rules the house.” “Kermit Oleson and Claire McFarland have been employed as private secretaries in Hollywood for the famous movie stars Harold Lloyd and Mack Sennett. Isn’t that grand?” asked Margaret Ann. “Not so grand as this, Sylvia Dalbey has established a school in Berlin where she teaches those famous German canaries how to sing. She has written the book “Psychology as Applied to Canary Birds,’”’ answered Ruth. “Chet got a letter the other day from Harvey Weedman asking him to attend the Airmens Association’s banquet. I wouldn’t let Chet go, be- cause I won’t have him take such awful risks as these fliers do. I under- stand that Harvey has made an invention recently that has made millions for him. It is a combination of a collapsible automobile and airplane.” At this time the Trolley gave an extra hard bump and a bounce which awoke these three women from their reminiscences and they found them- selves on their way to Fort Dodge. All three pounced upon the skipper and overcame him with a hot torrent of words which shocked him so he had to have a week in which to recuperate.

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Page 29 The Senior Class Prophecy [Time about the year 1938—more or less. | The Toonerville Trolley sped along with an extra bump and bounce for Homer while its sole occupants Mrs. Merrill Bickford—formerly Margaret Ann Austin, and Ruth Burnstedt—an enthusiastic instructor of little chil- dren in Flugstad—were squealing at every bump and in between squeals were managing to do a bit of gossiping. “T wonder” began Margaret Ann, “If those two old bachelors Phil Gates and Kenneth Sohns are still making their annual tours lecturing on ‘How to remain single?” “Oh, yes,” answered Ruth, “They still are, but they never come around here any more because they can never get away from those two old maids Ida Winchell and Leita Brower, who just talk and talk and you know how those bachelors like talkative women.” “Speaking of women,” said Margaret Ann, “have you heard the latest? Esther Drackley and Margaret Swanson are playing the leading roles for De Mille’s next picture. Milton Baldwin and Cecil Segar are playing oppo- site them.” “That isn’t the latest I’ve heard,” put in Ruth. “I’ve heard that Ted Gillman is one of the most prominent lawyers in New York and has written several editorials for one of the lead:ng papers there. He says in one “I’ve never lost a case for I’ve never had a client.” As the Toonerville Trolley was making its stop at a station, Eleanor Butts—now Mrs. Chet Gore—got in and seeing her friends immediately joined in with her gossip. “Chet and I went into the Circus at the City of Duncombe yesterday, and we saw the most people of the class of ’28. When we came into the grounds we heard a familiar voice calling “Right this way folks! Groceries and candies guaranteed not to poison, to maim or to kill.” “Why,” said Chet, “that sounds like Timm Alkire,” and to be sure it was. Arlene Juhl and Charlotte Neff were helping Timm, working like trojans just as they did in ’28. To our surprise, there were many more of the old gang of ’28’ers around the grounds. Arlene said that if we tried to collect them all togeth- er we’d have a bunch of antiques. We surely would if we had attempted, because Tod Henegar was selling balloons to all the attractive girls on the grounds. Melford France was introducing a Human Fish. Who do you suppose it was? No one else but Raymond Burns. “Did you know,” interrupted Margaret Ann, “that Viola Paulsen has endowed a home for decrepit cats and installed Claire Hoge and Louise Weidlein as Matrons ?” “Do you know that the “Sandpiper” Vaudeville Company was in Jewell last month?” asked Ruth. “The players attracted huge crowds with their neart rendering, jibbering minstrel show. The players were Lois Brown, Claire Dinsdale, Jack Desmond, Mildred Zeihan, Virgil Pringle, Harold War- rington, and Bertha Taxted. Marion Rasmussen acting as judge of the beauty contest given by the “Sandpiper”? Company declared Ruth Lane and Gladys Lemon, winners.” Eleanor who was displeased with these interruptions decided she’d go on about the circus. ‘When Chet and I went in the Lovers Tub, whom do you suppose we saw whirling in it? Howard Jones and Dorothy Rutledge, Russell Mazanti and Mary Ferguson, Verna Kramer and Arthur Lundell!” “Tid Kenneth Nichols ever become a coach?” asked Margaret Ann. “Yes,” answered Eleanor, “but not in athletics, his glee club has won prizes for three consecutive years. He expects to become the next musical director at Stanhope. It’s very remarkable, isn’t it, how the members of 28 rise to distinction?”

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Make Alkire, R. Ambrose, R. Austin, H. Austin, M. Ann Baldwin, M. Biernatzki, M. Bonner, E. Brower, L. Burns, R. Burnstedt, R. Butts, E. Dalbey, S. Desmond, J. Dinsdale, C. Drackley, E. Ferguson, E. Ferguson, M. Fisher, G. France, M. Gates, Phil Gillman, T. Gore, C. Henegar, R. Hoge, C. Jones, H. Juhl, A. Kelting, L. Kramer, V. Lane, R. Lee, V. Lemon, G. Mazanti, R. McFarland, C. Neff, C. Neff, G. Nelson, G. Nichols, K. Oleson, K. Paulsen, V. Pringle, V. Rasmussen, M. Rinehimer, C. Rutledge, D. Segar, C. Shaffer, M. Shelton, Avis Sohns, K. Swanson, M. Taxted, B. Valen, P. Weedman, H. Weidlein, L. Warrington, H. Winchell, I. Zeihan, M. Page 31 CLASS|LY] CARS Model Late Mason City A Professor Studious Merrill Mama’s choice Piano Sport Foolish A Sheik Friendly Talking Machine Could be any Has none Athletic Gloria Swanson Quiet Good There is none You tell us Old Bachelor Doesn’t care Eleanor Athlete O. i Art Gallery Meek Haroid Teen 1928 3aby doll Miss Robinson Quiet Clara Bow Runabout Dreamy youth Mary Pickford Untraceable Talkative A senior “Nice girl” Hercules Couldn’t say English Her self Unknown English Dainty Valentino French Unkno wn 9999 Himself Librarian Speed Clever Neat Awarded Medal for Sleeping ‘ending to his business Looking wise Brightness Acting Sympathetic smile Basket ball ability Gift of gab His speaking Her giggle kntertaining Chet Admirers Silence Curly hair Gentle giggle au Ek Yd Studiousness Looking’ lonesome rlaying basket ball rlirting with Phyllis Saying much Who knows? Burning midnight oil Keeping secrets His giggle Beauty Bashfulness Being graceful Growing Typing Good work Getting out of bed Stories Studying Her curls Bashfulness Gum chewing Virtues Helping someone Slick Pomp Looks Hurrying Making eyes Deportment Vocabulary Sweetness For dating Syncopated Speech Not dating Excessive talking Getting Physics Jokes Slinging hash Primping Her “French” Parking Place Mason City Nobody knows Room 208 Next to Merrill At home Where she should be Middle of Iowa Second street Where he will be a hero In a good place Don’t ask us Dances Behind his books Where he should be Before the public With a book On the farm kiverywhere Near Marion Ask the girl Hard to tell Butts’ front door Down town Barber shop In an Oakland She didn’t say Uptown With Art Up in the air Where needed Away from noise “Buster” Brown’s In a Ford On the ground Who knows? Ask Opal Wherever there’s gum With seniors Annual room Hard to tell In an easy chair Mail box Where there’s action Hahne’s On the go Howard’s ford Fire station Miss Petersen’s desk With Arlene On the streets In class room In the right place Farmer’s Restaurant On a chair On earth