Lincoln High School - Muse Yearbook (Cambridge City, IN)

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THE MUSE THE TELEPHONE RINGS Hello. Hello, is B00 there ? Boo who ? Don't ery, little girl, I guess I have the wrong number.', GOING, GOING, GONE An ancient car chugged painfully up to the gate at the races. The gate-keeper, demanding the usual fee for automobiles, called: A dollar for the car! The owner looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said: Sold! SAVVDUST The house surgeon at a private asylum met one of his male patients in an irritable lnood. VVhat's the matter with you this morning, my 1112111 ? he asked. I want to get married, doctor,', was the reply. Get married? repeated the doctor, how old are you?,' Fifty-seven, replied tl1e lunatic. Then I suppose you would like a wife of about fifty? NVell, sir, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather have two at twenty- fivef' FINIS A goat ate all our other jokes, And then began to rung I cannot stopf' he softly said, I am so full of fun? 11:5 ga ':giiQs:l'rl1wgw, 'c'-ai' 'J' :iw Hy- TQ QL? M I 4 J Forty-Five

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.fu THE MUSE JOKES I didn't like to confess to my wife that I couldn't sabe the argot, so I pointed to one of the lines on the bill-of-fare. There, waiterf' I said, bring me that? Sorry, sir, the tray juggler responded, but you can't have that. I can't? I demanded. Why not? The band is playing it. Clem Fackler says that thc best place to hold the VVorld's Fair is around the waist. It was on a little side street opposite Loring Park that I ran across an awkward youth carrying a bird cage in which sat a contented Tom cat. VVhat are you doing with the cat in a cage, son ? I asked. Taking mother's canary for an airing, he replied. And where's the bird? Inside the cat. Before my street ear came along, the youth returned, leading a bulldog. VVhere to now, sonny? Taking mother's cat home. Where's the cat? Inside the dogf, Do you know, Charles,', she said, I think you were just made for mef' Well, dear, Charles answered, I'm sure you were made for me. And then they made for each other. Hullo, Rastus, how's yo, hawgs? Dey's all right. How's yo' folks? Cud Moore says that it is so dry in parts of Arizona that bull frogs haven't learned how to swim and the eats ean't spit. Mr. Bozoarth wanted to know how the sound of the whistles came down from New Castle, whereupon Herman Knauff informed him that it came down to Dunreith and then over. Wife tfrom adjoining roomj- What are you doing with my false teeth? He- Only cutting off the end of my cigar, dear. I thought a thought, but the thought I thought, Was not the thought that I thought I thought, And so I think, if again I think, 1,11 write it down with pen and ink. Ella- When someone kisses me I feel as though I had been struck a blowf' Fella- So you turn the other cheek. Ella- No,-I return blow for blow. Fella- Gosh, 1et's fight! Forty-Four

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THE MUSE ALUMNI 1874-Charles P. Doney, W. P. Johnson. 1875-Mollie L. Smalley CMartinJ, M. Viola Kimmel CRothJ, Gertrude Marple, Frank Lackey. 1876-Frank Bailey, Sabford L. Rariden. 1877-Susie F. Harding, William P. Smith, B. F. Drischel, Edwin E. Cowles. 1878--Emma J. Wheeler fHenbyJ, William Doney, James D. Conlon, 1879- Nellic Smalley tHathawayD. Emma Lceson, James Harrington, Scott Stevenson, Debbie Peelc, Elizabeth Whelan, Thomas Bartholomew, Lena Didington tDoneyJ, Belle Coffin tKennedyJ. 1880-Rclia McGrew CRatteryJ, James Drudy, Emma Cammack, Sallie H d ' arne . 1881-Emma M. Hastings fSmithJ, Anna Curley, VValter J. Smith, Tim- othy Harrington, Walter S. VVheeler, John Callway, Lute Swig- gett fClaypoolJ, Ella Hancr, Clement V. Holdcrman, Luke Con- lon, Clarence O. Dinwiddie. 1882-Maggie Curley, Mary Blinklcy CStcvensonD, Richard Vestal, Lelia Bartholomew. 1883-Harry Dean, Willialn Halsey. 1884-Frank Pyn tDennyJ, Alice Bradbury, Maud Trembly. '--' ' A A zH..' XV lt 1884: Katie Drlggs tLackcyJ, Glenn Svuggett, nnl astmgs Q ugi J, David Gray, Blanche Martin, William Ballcnger, Elizabeth Pit- man tPedroJ. 1886-Luella Pitman fAdamsD, Anna Myers fBakerJ, Rose Leonard 1887- tCanavonD, Anna Ballenger, Mollie Barefoot CDodsonJ, Ella Smith, Minnie Wheeler CBallengerJ, Belle Callaway tMaesonJ. Rose Griesinger, Lynn Kepler, Lora Riche, Frank Frohna, Frank Stahr, George Kiess, Ethel Zehring, Mary Rareshied, Nellie Mar- tin, Jessie Gray fStahrJ. 1888-Hannah B. Overbeck, Mary E. Schafer, Lewis A. E. Storch, Mattie B. Dirk, Nellie I. Cowles fRossJ. 1889-Gertrude Routh, Ernest V. Whelan, Cora Straub tStahrJ, Lizzie McAllen, Mame Stogan CPainterJ, Amanda Wright CKuntzJ, Charles F. Wheeler, Wilson Stobaugh, Eva Hastings fPaulJ, Har- riet Overbeck, John R. Gray, Katherine VV. Callaway fFurgusonJ. 1890-Belle M. Lowry CDiffcnderferJ, Tillie Kepler tOutlandD, Bertha B. Jay CDunbarD, Charles C. Huber, Estille Lively CPennyJ, Ada B. Adams tCopelandJ, Gertrude Bradbury fOhmitJ, George Bab- cock, Mariam K. Wilson tMilesJ, Robert C. Brooks, Grace M. Kiess, Frank O. Beck, Ella W. Winchester, Frank Ballenger. 1891-Mae Study tBodenJ, Will Malone, Nettie Myers CFelthausJ, Harry P. Rupp, Della Pitman fWilliamsJ, W. A. Medsker, Pennie Richey, Robert Hughes, Carrie Wheeler tShroyerJ, Charles Keller. 1892-Myrtle Lester tLannonJ, Katie Kniese, Olin S. Boyd, Rose Murphy, Leona E. Myers fShrawderJ, Maud M. Pritchard tManloveJ, Addie D. Elliott CPikeJ, Clarence W. Strong, Flora F. Griffin CMooreJ, Dr. Jennie Scott, Frank Kniese, Elizabeth E. Overbeck, John K. Shroyer, Fannie Wright tFogartyJ. Forty-Six