Lincoln High School - Muse Yearbook (Cambridge City, IN)

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THE.MUSE JOKES fTwo o'clock a. Ill., He- Well, I must he off. Sl1e Cyawningj- That's what I thought when I first inet you. Miss Carpenter- Does any one l1ere know what bibliography means? Merlin Tague- Yes, I do. Miss Carpenter- Well, wl1at does it lllC3ll, Merlin ? Merlin Tague- Study of the Bible. Miss Carpe11ter- Tomorrow, class, we will read Leaky Overshoes -By Iva Cold ? VVe don't believe that Horace Golay believes in that old saying, Make hay while the Sun Shines. Teacher- Now what ICIISC do I express when I say, 'I am beautiful?' Student- Remote past. Mr. Bozoarth ftalking about lllllSlCEll vibrations in Physics Classi- Now Durwood, what's a heat? Durwood- What kind do you mean, a sugar beet? That's a vegetable. Hello, old top, new car? No, old car, new top. About the best we have heard lately is that Mr. Bozoarth is so kind hearted that he always plants l1is potatoes in a sack so that they won't get dirt in their eyes. He says that he always plants them as far away from the onions as possible, so that tl1ey won't water at the eyes. Mr. F1'eeland- We'll now turn to page twenty-three and sing 'The Halt in The Desert'-By Mustapha Smoke. Here's where I cut in, said the surgeon, as he applied the knife to his patient. Everett Stratton says that the fence on Wilbilr Ertell's farm is so crooked that every time a pig crawls through it, he always comes out on the same side. We'll now sing That Oil Gang of Mine -By Sinclair. While in New York in January I had dinner one evening at a hotel where the lIlCIlll is written out by a chef who doesn't understand a word of English. It was in Frog or YVop or so111e other shoulder-shrugging language. Forty-Three