Lincoln High School - Flambeau Yearbook (Manitowoc, WI)

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incomposmentis tort feasion, malefactions, and — — —. PRESENT: I’ve heard that before. Whereis Norma Karnopp? FUTURE: She isin Cincinnati, Ohio, manufacturing large red hearts and sticking arrows into them for St. Valentine’s day. Emma Kono is in the jungles of Arabia, hunting for elephants for her new circus in which she is one of the great animal trainers. And here I see Edward Konop and Kostlevy. They are at the head of a great olive raising plant in Kellnersville, New Jersey. PRESENT: Ed. always liked olives. I remember at Sheboy- gan when he — —. FUTURE: Haven't time for that now. Here are the two Kuhl brothers, Carter and Charles, who have started a laundry for thou- sand dollar bills! Here also is Sidney Lang. He is teaching tango lessons by mail; ten dollars per. PRESENT: I hope the government doesn’t arrest him for using the mails to defraud. FUTURE: Next Isee the name of Oscar Lindemann. Heis picking holes out of the U. S. constitution. Lillian Luschow is at the head of a seminary for girls in New Hampshire. Ezra Miller I see as a rival of Edison, having invented a rotary commutator for internal combustion engines. It works on a Ford, he declares, but is likely to back fre on an automobile. = Joe Mirijovsky is completing his suspension bridge to the moon! PRESENT: What! FUTURE: Edwin Nemitz is patentee of Nemitz’s condensed vacuum for automobile tires. Adina Otto is at her observatory in Florida, where she is try- ing to get one of the planets near enough to look at. She has been awarded the Nobel prize for astronomical research and is consider- ed next to Mme. Curri in woman’s sphere of discovery. Edith Rechcygl. Let mesee. I believe she is editor of the “‘Cupid’s Dispatch” in Kalamazoo, Michigan. If you are desirous of wedding; send your name, your photograph, your automobile license number, and a lock of your hair to her and she will find a suitable mate for you. Then here is the name of Rosalind Smalley. She is Past Grand Patriarch of the Ancient Order of Camp Fire Girls. Allen Maney is next on the list. He has a position in the con- struction of the highest sky-scraper inthe world which is being built in Chicago. His position will certainly lead him to the top of the ladder if no accidents occur. He carries a hod of bricks up to the masons on the hundred and seventy-fifth floor! —27—

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to persuade Alfred Koehler to put a bill through the house for woman suffrage. : And then in England, I see Esther Gerpheide and Mary Red- din fighting for woman suffrage and Irish Home Rule. PRESENT: Isn’t Robert Frazier a Senator? What is he doing? FUTURE: I see him doing time in Waupun for violating the Sherman Anti-trust law by trying to corner the market on original thoughts; and beside him is Chester Worel who is also doing time for trying to smuggle in a hen’s egg without paying duty. PRESENT: ‘‘Chet” always did like to evade questions and “Bob” always did have such foolish ideas. Who's next? FUTURE: Esther Gennrich I see asa typist, having won the world contest for speed and accuracy. Then, Agnes Gleason and Margaret Meany, who always were together, are now in Africa, civilizing a wild tribe of man-eaters. Enola Giffey I see as the famous actress of the Vixograph com- pany. Then I notice the name of Nell Gregory and associated with that name I see the newspaper announcements ‘‘Gregory’s latest styles from China; Mme. Paquin doomed.” PRESENT: Are none of the girls taking up music? FUTURE: Yes. Estelle Gunderson is studying at France, and is soon to make her appearance on the stage with Paderewski’s “Sunrise on a Rainy morning ” There I see George Kennedy as stage manager and composer of popular rag-time. His latest song hit is ‘“‘Way down in Goo- Goo-Eye-Land Where the Watermelons Grow.” PRESENT: Ohmy! Poorchap! He will get over it soon. FUTURE: Then Iseeon this list the name of Lydian Guttmann, who is a practicing physician in Dunlap, South Carolina; heart dis- eases, a specialty. Adolph Haese has large lumber interests in Northern Canada. PRESENT: Oh say, how about Orin Hansen? FUTURE: He’s next on this list. 1 see happiness in store for him if he can earna living for two. He has a great fu- ture in his art of playing checkers. Some day he is bound to get a prize if he can get a king before the other player has all his men. PRESENT: I’d rather see him married to the art of playing checkers than— — oh, well,— —. FUTURE: He will make a good husband anyway. Next on the list [ see Helen Hess, She is widely noted for her synopsis of Burke’s ‘‘Conciliation with America.” Here is Erwin Kaderabek, international law expert for the U.S. Just at present Mr. Koehler has had him arrested for Malfeasance, —26-—

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Victor Kulnick after completing his course of law in Milwau- kee, has won considerable notice by his skillful pleading. He is now the head of anew political party, which champions national prohibition. Marion Pankratz is on her Chatauqua lecture tour of the U. S., speaking with Mr. Bryan. Fern Rhode I see as a great vocalist and executionist. John Scheurell is president of the Federal Reserve Board. Karl Schmitz is still working on his perpetual motion machine. Edna Schurr is writing poems on nature. She has already been suggested for the Hall of Fame. PRESENT: Oh. Give us something exciting. | What is Rose Seitz doing? FUTURE: Making straw hats in the Fiji Islands for use in Fond du Lac. PRESENT: And the other Rose? FUTURE: Rose Teitgen? She ran away with her chauffeur. PRESENT: And Belle Terens? ‘FUTURE: She’s head of the Red Cross Nurses of America. PRESENT: Arnold Vogelsang? FUTURE: Isa great painter. He painted a second ‘‘Mona Lisa” but it resembled a Rose too much for the art critics. Arno Walschlaeger I found after diligent search, selling post- cards of himself and his hermitage in the Rocky Mountains. Edwin Wenndorf has secured a position as Justice of the Peace so that he can marry runaway couples and kiss the brides. Mayme Wilda is the greatest cubist artist in the country. And Lulu Zander is teaching school; physics and mathematics, a specialty, at Two Creeks. PRESENT: Well, Future, I wish the people would believe what yousay, but I fear it cannot be. Exit FUTURE, leaving the PRESENT in possession of the stage. PRESENT: What hesaysI cannot believe, myself. Let it pass, his object was to amuse. (Exit) Curtain Enter the stage manager. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I take great pleasure in speaking to you this evening. Our program for tomorrow is ‘‘The Battle for Success.” On the next night we shall show ‘‘Our Future is What We Make It.” Thanking you for your kind attention, and hoping to see you all at some future date, in behalf of the Senior Class and the Fac- ulty of the Manitowoc High School, I wish you all a very kind Good-bye. Robert S. Frazier