Lincoln High School - President Yearbook (Ferndale, MI)

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X .,A,A if TEENAGER AND THE TELEPHONE Unknown, like all teens, wants complete privacy. He fncls secrets are .secure if told in a closet. and exercise il' og. Besides, +hese old algebra problems can'+ wail +o be solved. Unknown-How come wha'l s-his-face has gol' your picfure on his car mirror? He sure needs guid- ance, and bad! Bev--Glad 'ro hear you're in+eres+ed! Unknown-Shhh! Wai+! My sis+er's righl' oulside 'Phe close+ and l go+'l'a lake a brealher . . . WHEW . . . O.K .... Bev., l can be over 'lhere in 'lwo ierks, solve your algebra problems, and pop up some corn! Bev.-Good heavens, was l embarrassed when I was called upon in Family Living +oday- Unknown-Bev, l can be over lhere in +wo ierks, solve your algebra problems, and pop up some corn! Bev.-Well, O.K., bul' lay no palches, and easy on lhe horn. Unknown-Ya say l've gol' a lavorile qal 'ihal' doesn'+ appreciafe my souped-up car? Bev.-Gosh, l goH'a gel' some while pumps for gradualion +his week-end! Unknown-Ahhh. Aboul gradualion nighl' . . . Are you booked up Bev.-Ha! Ha! Wha+ a dreamer! Having a dale for lhe open-houses 'rwo weeks ahead? Tha+'s close! Unknown-ls i+ a dale? Bev.-Can ya give me fime +o lfhink il' over? Unknown-Nope, can'i' handle i+! Bev.-Then you've qo+ yourself a dale impa+ien+! Unknown-Mmmmml This cake mom baked 'loday is sure choice! lcrunch-crunchl Bev.-Yeah, for a growing boy, bu+ whal fhose cal- ories can do +o a girlish figure. Unknown-You should worry!! lcrunch-munchl Bev--O.K., mom. l'm coming! Well, 'lhis means farewell, fill you make a quick deparlure and bug over here. Slip me five and hus'rle! Unknown-See ya around 'rhe campus! Bev.-Well, hanq up silly! Unknown-l don l wanl' +o! Bev.-lf you're going +o sif on +ha'r phone all nighl lisfening fo a buzz signal, +hen all l've gol +o say is, Lois of Luck. Unknown-Ha! l-la! Take ii' cool +ill l gel' fhere. ? fe. A MW' .if A WML twenty-nine 1

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twenty- THE TmELEss, TALKY eigh TOILING In 'Phe Hyble home 'Phe cen'Per of family life is nol' Phe hearPh, Phe dinner Pable, or Phe 'Pelevision sei. As in every home PhaP houses an average 'Peen- ager, iP is Phe Pelephone. Somehow, undersfandmg parenls remain amiably induIgen'P of Peen-age. 'Pele- phoniiis. WiPhouP permission Phe Log IisPened In on a conversaPion, and on Phese pages gives a verba- 'Pim example of BeverIy's conversaPion wiPh -... Bev--Hello .... hello .... Who is 'Phis? If you don'P answer Phis very minuI'e, clown, l'll hang u !! Unknoiivn-Crazy man. crazy. Bev.-I migh'P have known i'P'd be you. Unknown-How aboui' a daPe 'For Friday nighP wi'Ph one of your admirers, who happens Po be me? Bev.-W . . . e . . . I . . . lg I can'P possibly handle il' for Phal' nigh'P. Unknown-Gee, Bev, is iP cuz I didn'P see ya ouP of all Phose school-going caPs in such bursP- ing halls, or is iP ius'P---anoPher? Bev.-No, iP's jusl' PhaP l've goP a heavy daPe Prom college, and sorry, no dice! Unknown-O.K.! Miss Big-'Pime, I'II iusP have Po bug ou'P and find me anoPher doll. Bul' how aboul' chucking one up for me for Phe following week- end? Bev.-Hey, W - O - W! Dig Phose crazy new- 'iangled spinners on PhaP bomb PhaP iusl' sail- ed by! mmmm boy. Unknown-You asked for il' by changing 'Phe sub- iecP so here goes . . . When I was Pearing home from school Poday. I discovered my car was seriously injured wiPh a spIiP manifold. Bev.-Ha! Ha! You're noP Poo smooPh! Yes, I'd love Po go ouP nexP week-end. Unknown-Glad Po hear iP. Hey Mom, 'Purn Phe hi- fi louder. Bev.-Gee. Phal' song is real gone and romanPic. WaiP'Il I change ears. There! Unknown-I broughl' in Pwo hi'Ps and a run al' Po- nighP's game, buP I didn'P see a cerPain red- head in Phe sPancls for moral suppor'P like usual. Bev.-Glad ya missed me, buP I had 'Po work aP school for a while. Unknown-Ha! Ha! I-Iow come ya didn'P eaP much of Phal' so-called bird food PhaP was supposedly your lunch 'Poday? Bev.-Oh, Phe nerve of you fellas carrying poor dissecPed Progs from Phe biology ouP Po Phe parking IoP Ishiver-shiverl. Unknown-Ha! Ha! Ha! You girls are 'Phe Bev.-WhaP's cooking PonighP? Unknown-Maybe a cruise Phrough Phe Dips ToPe in my PasP driving mocheen? Bev.-Hey, daddio, PhaP's no way 'Po Palk. We girls had pizza for dinner and I go'H'a gel' busy I-hose room mosP. or 'Phe t A

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1-'F' 5' 1 Dress Code GIRLS: I. No slacks or sl1or+s are 'ro be worn excep+ as designa+ed for gym clas- ses, 2. No V neclx sweafers are fo be worn wi+l1ou+ a blouse underneafh. 3 No pin curls or curlers are fo be worn in flue hair. 4. No scarves or babuschlla are io be worn on +l'1e heed. S. No out door iaclcefs are fo be worn in class. BOYS: l. No blue leans of any 'lype are 'fo be worn. 2. No lee slwirfs are fo be worn as an ou+side shirf, 3. Sl1ir'rs musl be bulfoned wifh 'I'l1e exceplion of +l1e 'rop buHon, 4. Pan+s musf be worn al +l'1e waislline wi+h a belf. U ll 'x 5. No ouldoor iaclcefs of coals are +o be worn in class. 6. No mo+orcycle or comba+ boofs are +o be worn. ood Old Days sq rl ' be-:J l'3'Q Nj I l ' 7 l -I I X. lzirfw' as . WN N! ieylu . FQ: V, X 'N TX ' ' x I My ma-.....,, e ...N 4., -.ss 1 261' 1 pf-fifvj Juli ' ' .ga-::!?::2n??r' ,f f H was a wonder beards weren'+ included in +l1e dress code. The Smillw bro+l1ers-Jones, Gochan- our, and Luzi, hope +0 a++raC+ a feminine admirer by spor+ing fur.