Lincoln High School - President Yearbook (Ferndale, MI)

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RALPH GOBES DISCUSSES WOMEN DRIVERS WHILE FELLOW CLASSMATE. GINNEY HARDY. LAMPOONS THEM. I suppose every male American cilizen has said, upon seeing an aulomobile behaving erra+ically, ThaI' musl' be a woman. And, if he somehow man- ages I'o pass successfully, a fearful side glance usu- ally confirms his firsl impression. Now, having been raised a+ Lincoln, l had always figured +ha'I' a woman lespecially belween 'I'he ages of I6 and 20l, being so involved wi+h Irapping males, was 'loo busy flirling +o bolher aboul driving in I'he proper lane. As I value my life, l hurry l'o say +ha+ Ihe opinions expressed are no+ necessarily mine. lAc- Iually 'Ihey are shared by every male driver.l ., ,f . yf . , . She's nol' really Iurning. She's Irying 'Io gain speed for a Ialceofl. 4950- 4. -MM 'K This one is noi' irriI'a+ed by her veil. Her chewing gum iusl became a lilrlle sliclcy. 57 up ffm, fZUE7Z ly-5671671 Hg M , , ,I ,. , , , . ,, . . U My ,v zhr f , 'A'--.'f ww. f.-:,'q: i ,-1 '- gr You say you accidenlally wenl' under a frailer 'Iruclc and you lefl' Ihe lop on 'rhe orher side?

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TH OPEN 7 ROAD WHAT MAKES A TEENAGER . i Perhaps you weren'+ driving a hundred, buf I'm going +o reward you for frying. This one is in +he iefi' lane, fhe 20- miies-per-hour one. She had a nervous childhood and has been fold by her analysi fhai' she mus'l' resisi' aii infrusions on her calm. .psig 350

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twenty- THE TmELEss, TALKY eigh TOILING In 'Phe Hyble home 'Phe cen'Per of family life is nol' Phe hearPh, Phe dinner Pable, or Phe 'Pelevision sei. As in every home PhaP houses an average 'Peen- ager, iP is Phe Pelephone. Somehow, undersfandmg parenls remain amiably induIgen'P of Peen-age. 'Pele- phoniiis. WiPhouP permission Phe Log IisPened In on a conversaPion, and on Phese pages gives a verba- 'Pim example of BeverIy's conversaPion wiPh -... Bev--Hello .... hello .... Who is 'Phis? If you don'P answer Phis very minuI'e, clown, l'll hang u !! Unknoiivn-Crazy man. crazy. Bev.-I migh'P have known i'P'd be you. Unknown-How aboui' a daPe 'For Friday nighP wi'Ph one of your admirers, who happens Po be me? Bev.-W . . . e . . . I . . . lg I can'P possibly handle il' for Phal' nigh'P. Unknown-Gee, Bev, is iP cuz I didn'P see ya ouP of all Phose school-going caPs in such bursP- ing halls, or is iP ius'P---anoPher? Bev.-No, iP's jusl' PhaP l've goP a heavy daPe Prom college, and sorry, no dice! Unknown-O.K.! Miss Big-'Pime, I'II iusP have Po bug ou'P and find me anoPher doll. Bul' how aboul' chucking one up for me for Phe following week- end? Bev.-Hey, W - O - W! Dig Phose crazy new- 'iangled spinners on PhaP bomb PhaP iusl' sail- ed by! mmmm boy. Unknown-You asked for il' by changing 'Phe sub- iecP so here goes . . . When I was Pearing home from school Poday. I discovered my car was seriously injured wiPh a spIiP manifold. Bev.-Ha! Ha! You're noP Poo smooPh! Yes, I'd love Po go ouP nexP week-end. Unknown-Glad Po hear iP. Hey Mom, 'Purn Phe hi- fi louder. Bev.-Gee. Phal' song is real gone and romanPic. WaiP'Il I change ears. There! Unknown-I broughl' in Pwo hi'Ps and a run al' Po- nighP's game, buP I didn'P see a cerPain red- head in Phe sPancls for moral suppor'P like usual. Bev.-Glad ya missed me, buP I had 'Po work aP school for a while. Unknown-Ha! Ha! I-Iow come ya didn'P eaP much of Phal' so-called bird food PhaP was supposedly your lunch 'Poday? Bev.-Oh, Phe nerve of you fellas carrying poor dissecPed Progs from Phe biology ouP Po Phe parking IoP Ishiver-shiverl. Unknown-Ha! Ha! Ha! You girls are 'Phe Bev.-WhaP's cooking PonighP? Unknown-Maybe a cruise Phrough Phe Dips ToPe in my PasP driving mocheen? Bev.-Hey, daddio, PhaP's no way 'Po Palk. We girls had pizza for dinner and I go'H'a gel' busy I-hose room mosP. or 'Phe t A