Lincoln Elementary School - Magnet Yearbook (Madera, CA)

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CAN YOU IMAGINE? Charlie Baker growing tall? Cecil Hamm coming 'to school when there is a test? Leonard Nunn asking for some poetry to learn? -Jfames Hamill coming to school without getting lost? Gwendolyn not asking questions fiistory? Patricia speaking rapidly? Pruden'ce not quoting the ouija hoard? Arthur getting zero in anthmetic? Helen Carpenter digesting other food than the encyclopedia? Alice G, and 'Bernice separated? Fran'cis wide awake? Hazel B. getting '50 in deportme-nt? Lucy forgetting to giggle? in Miss Jackson: Do you believe in cajital pun'shment? ' Mildred: No, but it's right. JOKES. Miss Jfackson: It is probable that Mr, 'McAdoo will run for p-resiclency? On what ticket do you think he will run? '. i Elizabeth: On the Southern Paci- fic-ri I Mrs. Shedfden: 'tWhat is a prod- fgy? John L. A boy who gets 100 per cent in deportmentf' Miss Raab: How many days fin June? A: an: Thirty-one, Miss Razvb: Are you sure? Alan: 'tl was born on the 341st of June, Why is Sigmund Kurtz's shoes like the door in Room 12? Answer: They squeak, Mrs. Shedden: Who wants to be joke editor? Hylas: May I? I'm a joke my- self. Hu-inane week, April 12-18. Be kind to animals. Minor Abay wishes the teachers to remember children come under this head, Mrs. Shedden: ls this sentence right? 'I got my wood in!'f Stanlley: fquicklyl No m'a'am, I re- ceived in my wood! Miss Cameron: 'tWhat kind of a noun is 'John,' if 'book' is a com- mon noun? Patricia: I don't know unless it's an uncommon noun. Miss Jackson: What is suffrage? Norbert: When one suffers from a disease. -- Miss Jackson: Nicholas, what three departmentis were organized while Wash'ngtron was president? Nicholas: The War Depart-ment, the Treasury Department and er-ah -the Fire Department, Walker: I know why Madge was chosen for 'Asia' in 'Mrs Wiggs of the Cabibage Pa'tch,' Madge: W'hy? Walker: Because Asia is so big. Mrs. Shedden: Leonard are you talking? 1 Leonard: No ma'am! whispering. Teacher: 'Tell about how often the priso-nerls of :Siberia come up out of the mines. Boudie: Sometimes the po-or pris- oners never see the light of day until they die. '

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