Lincoln County High School - Lincoln Lion Yearbook (Eureka, MT)

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lP'lROlP'lHIlECCY The great Sahara stretches out before me, miles and miles of nothing but sand. Water, water--I must have water. l feel as though I cannot drag myself another foot, but I must keep going. lf l don't, the buzzards will swoop down upon me, and there will be nothing left of me but a little spot of-water. Ah, if only my old friends from LCHS were herwthey would help me. Trusty Tom Ambrose, or Mr. Boslaugh-yes, if Mr. Boslaugh were here, he'd say, Get on your feet, you lazy bum! And l would rise to my feet, and Mr. Boslaugh would give me a drink of water-salt water. But wait! ls that a figure in the distance? I raise my weary head and watch the moving object. He is coming into view better now. He is carrying something! A bucket! Water! lt's water! I knew my friends wouldn't forget me-they are send- ing me water. As the figure comes closer, I discover it is Art Purdy, who, after I had recuperated a little, told me that he had been promoted to the position of water boy for USC foot- ball team. Good old Art, l always knew he'd get ahead. He also told me that: Tom Ambrose is now head usher and ticket-taker at the Majestic Theatre. Lois Benson is spending most of her time teaching hubby Bill Buhmiller how to drill gunbarrels. Dorothy Bragg is now keeping books for West, West, West, and West, lnc. jack Bright has just been arrested in Fernie, B. C., on charges of bigamy. Maxine Broderick is now serving pretzels in her father's establishment. Betty Collins, the second Florence Nightin- gale, is head nurse at Metropolitan Hospital, Troy, Montana. George Drake just returned from the Navy after 20 years of service as S3fc. Sherry Eberth is driving the Glen Lake school bus while Frank reads Mother Goose Rhymes to the little de-Frosters. Stanley Hanson is still serving his sentence in the Eureka jail. He was arrested for shooting game out of season. Barbara Hickey is now working for Al Capp. She draws Li'l Abner's-atten- tion. Dorot.hy johnson is now teaching jose lturbi the fundamentals of playing classical music. Gene johnson is driving his truck night and day, finding it hard to support Leola and the 13 little ones. jim Kuchenski, now a resident of Fernie, B. C., is still playing hard to get. Lita Lynn is now president of the Boots and Saddle club in Fernie, B. C. Due to the shortage of baby-sitters, Betty Fergerson McAllister just spends quiet? evenings at home with her quintuplets. Bill McClure has just filed complaint against Gale Holder for trying to pick the gold out of his teeth while he was yawning. Robert McKenzie has just wrecked the only No. 93 Highway truck, and in order to hold his job, is pushing a wheelbar- row around. Duane Meuli is now coach at Trego Grade School. Gordon Mikalson, after taking a Charles Atlas course for l5 years, has finally attained that superior build so char- acteristic of Charles Atlas students. Bobby Palmer has just traded his candy factory to Roger Cole for the Brooklyn Bridge. Helen Price plans to graduate from LCHS this year, along with her son, Butch. Leo Peltier, fulfilling his life-long ambition, 'is operating the main information bu- reau in Grand Central Station, in New York. Lois Spady is staying as far away from Grand Central Station as she can. After 20 years of service, john Swing has just received a four cent an hour raise from the Great Northern Railroad. Betty Webb has just sold the third copy of her book of poems, published in 1950. CLASS MOTTO: Tonight we weigh anchor -Tomorrow we sail. This Page Sponsored CLASS COLORS: Red and White. CLASS FLOWER: Red Rose. COMMUNITY CLEANERS Page I5

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