Lima Central High School - Annual Mirror Yearbook (Lima, OH)

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T f '19-F fr 32 . 0 l fmiirtrz lim . My - uafwr , ,E M Ea 4 -'u-w A ti , A . .V :u g-Di Winifred Umbaugh became teacher of political science at Beaverdarn. Robert Miller, the well known philanthropist. gave the sum of 31.98 to the Institution of Blind Ants. Janis Lippincott has been sent to the Taylor Sanitariumn due to a fall when practicing Laibe's famous back slide on the roof garden of her pent-house. Cecil Marks was committed to the State Insane Asylum for the alienation of Geraldine Miller's affections. Margaret Maxon became the only woman constable in Toonerville. Harold Hill was declared champion hog caller of Pickel County. Mrs. Jessie Rhonemus completed her novel. The Sailor Staggered Drunkenly Across the Street. Bernard Mullen Hnished his 158th day as Central's flag-pole sitter. Dorothy Ireland went to Ireland but she can't speak Ireland-what'll she do? Basil Van Horn was given the position of cactcher on Lima's Dirty Nine. if K lf I5 I! Donit You Wish She Had: Dont You Wish l-le Had: Mary McKee's smile- Mary Cutter's eyebrows- Jo Bayly's eyes- I-lelen Noonan's mouth- Martha Jacksons hair- Betty Rose Kolter's clothes Anna Florine's brains- Dorothy Basingers ability- .loanna Varga's originality- Anna Brazelton's car- Elizabeth Crawfords langudity- .lanet .lackson's laugh- Dorothy Kruger's personality--A Len Faurot's smile- Dick Light's eyes- Charley Mericles' hair- John Sarber's clothes- Cecil Mark's brains- James Mitchell's ability- James Hunts originality- Eugene VJemmer's car- Ciene Garlings languidity Mr. Scheuerman's laugh- Bob Vittur's appealing ways- Skipper's personality- George CaJacob's ability to dance- ne harmful ILLLIHLJ