Liberty Township High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Rudolph, OH)

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wwwwn 3 Slimiigmwwmswf P RQPI-IECY PAGE 3 I dashed out to the old folks home to ask the girls about some of the other members. Rosie Hentges cor- responds with Janet a lot. Rosie won a five hundred dollar prize recently for introducing the slogan NIt's not a chicken dinner without NOODY NOODLES. Recently Rosie achieved the typing speed of 100 words a minute. Many companies have tried to hire her, but Rosie stays because twice a day, as a snack, the company serves chicken and noodles. Yes, Rosie is very happy--all 575 pounds of her. Joyce told me that Evelyn Woessner and Ronald snow are working together. Evelyn is running a dress shop at 2917 Poe Road in Bowling Green, Ohio. It is an exclusive shop for fat women. Perhaps you've heard of it? Madam La Zombies. When Evelyn puts one of her gunny sack creations on a hefty gal, Ron stands back and says, Woh zee gown-- eet ees beauitful--but on you madam--eet ees magneefeceent You see, while Ron was in the army, he was stationed in France. He picked up a very nice French accent. No? Needless to say, Madam La Zombies' has broken all sales records for dress shops with fat women as customers. I did telephone Loren Bechstein before I loft New York. I5'i en Beckstein, I think, is the biggest surprise of them all. Yep. Easy goin', date 'em all, Bechstein. Loren is President of the United Nations Organization. He is conservative in the world policies, and that is what the world wants. So far, everyone is happy. We've avoided war, and everything and everybody is swell. Loren said that John Knaggs is in Reno. He's run- ning the WW k lln club. I thought of how John had made Tommy Manville look like a piker. John was getting a divorce from his eighteenth wife today. Well, Tommy hasn't anything on John! One time I wrote to John to find out how he ran a gambling club, and had a new wife every year. He said he had an efficiency expert plan his day. This marvelous woman was our own Jackie Burdock. Ever since graduation Jackie has been inventing marvelous new time saving devices.

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aawwmkg Eyfl,f aewdwv' 11 f:': '- PROPHECY ' PAGE 'Z I left Tom and went back down to the lobby. My head was spinning around dizzly. KI'm still not used to water with chlorine in it.7 I weaved my way into several people, and a heavyset, blond haired man came up and said, nKeep movin' bub.u My heart leaped. Jim Hill's voice came out of the hotel detective's mouth. nJIm, old man. Don't you recognize me?' 'Yea, I recognize ya Richardson, and keep movin'.n nJim, remember how I used to make paper wads for you in Civics Class?n nYea, and remember how you let something slip about a blond in Toledo while talking to a Brunette in Wingston.' - How nice the weather is outside. The birds are twitterlng, the grass is green, the snapdragons are snapping, the petunias are petuning, the Belgian lilies are belch---ah blooming. I picked myself up off the sidewalk, and dragged my mangled bones over to a park bench. I My eyes fell on the headlines of the sport page. STRAUSBAUGH SINKS 47 POINTS IN OILERS' WIN. I read on to find that Bill Strausbaugh is playing professional basketball for the San Francisco Oilers, and is the star of the team. So far this year Bill has scored 1079 points in 28 games. Then I noticed a reprint from a feature story in Life Magazine. Janet Chamberlain and Joyce Robinson are in partnership together. They are running an old peoples home. So far, they are doing very well. In an interview, the girls stated: Janet: UAS long as I'm around food, I'm happy.n Joyce said, WI always liked to work with old people.n lGuess that's the reason she got along with the teachers so well.j The girls went to the Moron Institute the fall after graduation. You've probably heard the school yell of the noble institution-- Rooty toot toot Rooty toot toot We're from the Moron Institute We don't smoke and we don't chew And we don't go with girls that do Maybe you think we don't have fun Well, we don't!

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,A 1 ,..,. ,. sneak Q gygiaggawwwwur PROPHECY 1 f , Some of them are: PAGE LI, l. Small cans of elbow grease for people who don't use enough of their own elbow grease. 2. Electric typewriter erasers. The erasers revolve rapidly, making erasures faster. 3. Decks of cards with only 26 cards. It takes only half the usual time for a game. 4. to roll them as hard. Dice with rounded corners, so you don't have I heard, too, that Wanda Priest and Sylvia Mantel passed through Reno recently. It seems that they were on their way to Hollywood. They have signed a contract with the WALMAGAMATED HORROR PICTURE CORkORATION.n The girls are to play the part of zimbies lfirst cousins of zombiesl. Jackie Burdock said that the girls are very confident of their ability to scare the heck out of little children Cwith make up, of coursel. Helen Bechstein is another made her home in the West. She sheep ranch in the San Fernando likes it there because it never cloud does happen to drift into of our graduates who is living on a large Valley. She said she rains. If a storm the state, they send up the air force, hook a rope to it, tow it over the Pacific Ocean, and shoot it down. This accounts for all the members of the Senior class, except our Valedictorian. Upon inquiry I learned that he is in charge of the maternity ward at the new cat and dog hospital. They say that of all of Taxidermy Tech's graduates, Jack Warner is the most successful. I was glad to hear of the success of my classmates. Everyone will leave his mark in the world, whether it be in the hearts of men, with fool, or the pocket books of widows, with insurance, or on long green, felt covered tables, with a cue. Yes. There will never be another class like halls of Liberty High School. CI can practically Smith sigh, Thank Heaven. J And now, dear readers, if you've stayed with long, I ask only one thing more us in the heal' MPO, me this of you. And I am very serious. I really mean this. Let us bow our heads for thirty seconds in mourning for all people who have ever met any other member of the Senior Class of '46. 91 KW XJ fs rs r ..,,.,,.,. ,.,,....,,