Liberty High School - Lion Yearbook (Brentwood, CA)

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J I dJuhe 12th 5000 Zio. I H By H5,BoAoI:o 1 We shall, for your benefit, epause on the threshold of our lnarrative to inform iou that it was not a dream wnicH awakened us ifrom our sleep.. It was a cold, ,deadly suffocation that forced u to leave ournsweet sleep behind, land to break out into a most la- mentable cry, nQuick, open this .boXA or we dieln ihen, while still in the midst of this pitiful state of ,being, we heard a rather loud 'noise. We remained silent for a few moments and at last arrived S lat the conclusion that it was the -knock of a hammer, the squeak of ,a'ehisel and the sound of voices, which had broken the silence of ,our abode, Wherefore we offered all the prayers we knew Knot many? and bid the devil-and everybody else to please remove 'us to safety from this quite un- dcomfortable or rather confound- edly uncomfortable habitation. Before we had finished saying NAmenH, the lid opened with a crash, whereupon we poked our heads out, rubbed our eyes, combed our hair and said, NWhere in the Sam Hill are we?n But whom should we first see but HTurnipsn and Ray Houston. We were indeed greatly puzzled at the sight of these two. No, it could not be true and yet here they were, there was no doubt it was true, for there was HTurnipsn with his same old clumsy ways, an Hay with his pleasant frown. Said Turnips, turning to Ray, uLet me introduce to you, Mr. Houston, my most intimate friends Mr. Bailey and Mr. Karrerg this is Mr. Houston, Bailey, I mean Mr. Karrer, Mr. Bailey, a cousin of Mr. Karrer is a cousin to Mr. ----lx!Ixxxxxil--dawgonne it! nWhy, you've got it all mixed ,H grunted Mr. Houston, a little bit embarrassed. nYou look out there, or I'm likely to lose my temper,H quaked HTurnipsN back at him. We interrupted the battle by asking, NWhere, what, why and who up 1 A are o u .-----..m , , , , -.-.- f -f are ne? Turnips, aiu you stop looking at us like that, you had better go home and put on de- cent clothes. Why, those pink trousers, that black shirt and yellow hair look perfectly ab- surd.n H Hlt is the style V NParisien?n nHa1 Hal He! He!--What A kind of a language do YOU SPGUK? laughed our friend Hay sarcast- ically. HI suppose you will per sist in saying that this barley sack I wear is also absurd- If paid 252 cacketts for this X .Y. Z,, and I don't think you can afford to laugh with those clothes on. One would Say t ha you belonged to the twentieth century instead of the thirty- first.U nThirty-first, what do you mean?u UYes, today is June l2, ZOO A.D.u, replied our friend very knowingly. The last time I you, I believe was in 1925. the graduation exercises on June l2th. 1 We could not understand wha in the world he was talking about. However, gradually w S21 at 6 thought it had dawned upon our membranes. But we were stil perplexed, and asked.u NWhere are we now? Hwell, I would tell you. only I have to meet Prince Kytsandwitch today, and can delay him, but Leo,u Said HG turning around, HSGHG for Geraldine and sh'ell tell th Whereupon, Hay picked up boulder, and cast it on the ground. When it hit, it bro and a winged horse appeared. I He mounted the steed and lef UWhat's that?u, said we. HThat's Douglas Fairbanks white winged horsev, replied Turnips. nRay and UDougn gO into a poker game a few hund years ago. Hay WOH. and NPG was compelled to give up his winged mare. and magic TOPS. just because he did not have 1 t em a ke t. I t rc ug , .-,, t O w t l 0 S H d If .J

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Q-Q--...S fthe Ace of Spades at fho'right Us ,moment.n nYes, but where are we? Now come, hurry up. NOh what is the hurry?H, re- plied our friend sluggixhly. Uwe have just bushels of time. Why, iI've get eternity ahead of me. But if you insist, I'll send for Geraldine, and she mill tell you all about it.n I Thereupon he took a little Q eat figure appeared before We only stared and wer stiff. There was a conversat tween Leo and the creatu bronze lamp out of rubbed it, and a gr u h e ocket, elif im and scared ion be re. llS After a while Leo said very loud- ly, , nNow you hurry up and Geraldine and Jonah or I Instantly Geraldine a with Jonah, who had his around her. Leo turned they approached and whis our ears, WThat's a secret. Th going to be married next Don't tell anybody.n get 'll--. ppeare arms to us pered ey are Frida Geraldine recognized us im- mediatly, but seemed somewhat surprised. hwhy, I'l1 shivver my timbersu Il d as in Lf- she spoke, wif it is not Mr. Karrer and Mr. Bailey. The last time I say you two was at the graduation exercises in Brent- wood---what is the name of that state?n HCalifornian, said we, comi to her rescue. - Hg, nYes, California. Well June Y 12th 1925 was the date o f the 611 of all people on this earth who f refused to carry open umbrellas k on that day. You knew that to b the warning did not you? nYes, perfectly.n HYou remember that bo I1 th of i , I you refused to sit at the graduaf tion holding open umbrellas overg your heads, because it would no match your socks. We Seniors -4- not including you two, sat thereg and everybody screamed and ' laughed at us, but exactly at o'clock they ceased, and 9 ... W, -2 Y - ,W Y W wgrvb, the JC! I ' i iof I 4 4' Af Q at-5-,Ui-.g.. . also l,l,l.r, Jworld was void of people,.ell ofl ithem being buried by some magic ,hand. New only the select peep fof the rulers. And it is a gselect people that we have the ppleasure to rule, for it has ,been only those who have proved I 1 0 F! O :to oe of great influence in Qtimes gone by that now walk the dearth. We are constantly alert ffor them. Every day great per- P ,sonages are being unearthed. I Just recently Nero was discover fed, and he is now playing his fiddle as well as ever. Under gthese circumstances the world i ia noble place in which to live. flt is new one having for its 'name The Kingdom of the United Llnterest. At present it con- isists of one million inhabitant and you two will make the million and second.N Then turning to Jonah she said, nCome, Jonah dear, lct's go inform Marie of our finding. Suddenly a whale appeared, and Geraldine and Jonah placed themselves inside it. We jump- ed, to think of the terrible position they were in. when th fish left we became sorrowful and wept. Uwhy do you weep?n, asked Le Hweeplu, we exclaimed, Hwhy, they will suffoeate in there. And besides that, they ought to have a chaperon. What's this age coming to.N This only provoked our friend. HWhat is that lamp that you are holding there?H, retorted Leo. NI found it 700 years ago over in Honolulu. At that time I was hunting for Lowell.' 'Have you found him yet?n UNO, and to thing that I hav been hunting for him for lO75 years. I was expecting him, an I found you two dumbells. Dis- gusting, I think.N HTo change the subjectu, we said, nwho governs this Kingdom of The United Interests?n Hwhy, did not you know that? Willma Dainty docs, of course. She has complete control over 7 l S S H G O O d Q