Liberty High School - Lion Yearbook (Brentwood, CA)

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28 YE LIBERTY Jokes Why? Miss Montgomery was explaining the advantage of two eyes over one in the physics class. Ray and -Ioe at once experimented while facing her. 'kShe blushtf' Mr. Pettit tin History classl-james, what is the great movement that is now stirring the world? James-The Johnson-Jeffries fight. Wlanted: The pattern of Claude's nightcap, in order to make my hair curly, so that I, too, can get a girl.-Willie C. VVanted: The key to Frank's heart.-Jessie. Miss McIntyre tin Englishl-Why was Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt? Arthur fasidej-I suppose she got too fresh. Prof.-Why would an Indian follow the streams in his canoe when he could malce the trip in half the time by land? Smart Senior-Because it's not such dry traveling, I suppose. Heard in First Year Latin. Teacher-Mary, give the principal parts of the new verb in lesson to-day. Mary CLeans over in her seat and whispers to 'Iohnl-VVhat's the new verb? John fVVhispers backil-Darned-if-I-know. Teaclier-Well, Mary, I'm waiting. Mary-Darned-if-I-kno1 Darned-if-I-knari: Darned-if-I-knavi: Darned-if- I-knatus. Lives of teachers all remind us That if we but had their brains, VVe could shirk and leave behind us Glory without pains. For Sale: A thin gentleman's watch. fAre fat men unable to use it?Q

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.loe llarkley .. Ray Shafer .. Chas. O'Hara ..... Morgan Schroder . Marguerite Geddes .lessie johnson .... Minnie Sheddrick . Esther Dainty .... DeXl'itt Richardson ,lustin Dyke ...... Myra Pearce .. Yan Prince ..... Richard lYallace .. Geometry Class -lames llarkley .. Eva Davis Rosie Miller .... Claude XVristen Margaret XYhite .. Camille Sresovich . XYilliam Cakebread Frank llonnickson . Olive Siple ....... Arthur Sheddrick . Ellis Howard ..... Albert Swift C... Zilla Cook .... Katie Murphy .. ludson Swift ... llyron Swift .... Edith Cakebread .. Esther Murphy . . Arthur Murphy Everett Lemoin lYilliam Murphy .. Harold Collis ..... Frank Helm .... Ruth Pemberton .. Elaine YVallace .. Emelie Grueninger Study Period . .... . Y E L I B E R T Y 27 Proverbs. He that runs fast will not run long. A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. lletter three hours too soon than a minute too late. Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves. Climb not too high, lest the fall be the greater. Don't run away with more than you can carry. He that hath a good harvest may be content with some thistles. , Eat what you like: but pocket nothing. . lYisely and slow, they stumble who run fast. Better be alone than in bad company. An ounce of mother wit is worth a pound of clergy. A miss is as good as a mile. To be too busy is some danger. An oak is not felled with one blow. Every couple is not a pair. lfsilence were golden- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. The last suitor wins the maid. A happy heart makes a blooming visage. Care killed a cat. Slow and steady wins the race. I would rather be sick than idle. Good things should be praised. All work no play makes Arthur a dull boy. The cautious seldom err. lele checked for silence: but never taxed for speech. A good heart's worth gold. Gone, but not forgotten. XYork Hrst, then rest. A chip off the old block. A good hearer is better than a good speaker. Every one for himself and God for us all. He that sleeps feels not the toothache. Love me, love my auto. Too much familiarity breeds contempt. A hale fellow well met. lletter do it than wish it done. Du bist wie eine Blume, so hold und schoen und rein. Plenty of exercise and'sleep are important to health, particularly in youth. Deep waters run slowly. XYhen the cat went away the mice played in the pantry. E. D., 'l2.

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YE LIBERTY 29 Miss Mac. tin English classy-This teaches that we are all born free to do as we like. Now you are free to be President of the l'nitcd States. Charles, why can't you be? Charles tdejectedlyj-I'm a Democrat. Jessie Qwho has just plucked a beautiful rose and is walking beside Rose Millerj-Isn't this a sweet rose? Prof. feyeing trim seniorj-H'm, yes, indeed. f Miss Bixby Cin Hrst year Englishj-I notice some of you are using the re- vised spelling. I do not object to your dropping the old style, in fact I am glad to see some of you try a new way of spelling. Miss Bixby-Wliat class of people laugh at nothing? Ellis-The Tenth Year Commercial. Camille leaves her typewriter at the end of the period, expressing weariness by look and action. The class have to smile at her care-worn face. The clouds, however, are soon parted by the sunny atmosphere of the Commercial class. Senior-If I had the dough I would get a buzz wagon. Junior-I am going to get an electric and charge it. Myra-Have you noticed Edith lately? Esther-No: what's wrong? Myra-Oh! she's quite VVitty these days. Experience Teaches. Justin-james, I am delighted to hear that you disapprove of dancing. james-Yes, Justin: I do. VVhen it comes to hugging a girl, I think it can be accomplished in better places than a ballroom. 1925. Old L. U. H. S. Student fknight of the roadj-I do not ask for alms, lady: no, I merely seek the aid of your assistance. Housewife-Certainly: what can I do for you with my needle? VVeary VVillie-I have a button, ma'am, and I trust vou will be kind enough to sew a shirt on it for me.