Lewisburg High School - Union Hi Spots Yearbook (Lewisburg, OH)

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fake! james Antrim:-How did they discover iron? Bernice Howell:--They smelt fsmelledj it. Lowell MtCastle:-May I see you home? Nellie S.:-What do you think I am waiting for in Lewisburgfa street car? The vamp of the class-Mildred Kenworthy. Believe It or Not Qwith apologies to Ripleyj Alva:-Who was the first king of England? Queen Elizabeth? Ray:-Got my golf socks on today. john T.:-Go on those aren't golf socks. Ray:-Yep, eighteen holes. Miss Press:-Use cauliflower in a sentence. Anna Marie Parks:-A rose is what I caul-a-flower. G.-Imel:-So you know my ancestors came over here on the Mayflower? P. Deisher:-Yeh! Mine couldn't comeg they had to go to Julius Caesar's funeral. Corrine Snyder Qquestioning Mr. Hoffmanj:-Where is the shift key on this typewriter? Mr. Hoffman fquite dignifiedj :-Oh! I left it in my other trousers. Bob Singer:-I passed Chaucer yesterday. Glenn Hoffman:-Did he speak? Miss Press:-Why are you so late, Bernice? B. Howell:-I noticed a sign on the way to school which said 'school ahead-go slow.' Wise fourth grader:-Well, we're beginning on division tomorrow so I'm going to forget my multiplication tables now. H. Grill:-Say, did you ever notice that George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were both born on holidays? L. Deschene:-You watch the sign boards and see what town we're coming to. D. Bittle:-This must be Polarine. G. Hoffman:-Last night I dreamed that I was married to the most beautiful girl in the world. M. Bierly:--Oh! Glenn, were we happy. Liza, wha for you buy that odder box of shoe blackin'? Go on, dat ain't shoe blackin' dat's my massage cream. Miss Amstutz:-Clifford, give me the name of one of Burns' representative poems. C. Miller fafter a period of deep thoughtj :-Cotter's Saturday Evening Post. Stranger:-Is this your edifice of learning? Howard Imes:-No, sir, this is the high school. Mr. Good:-Remember, son, beauty is only skin deep. Elden:--That's deep enough for meg I'm no cannibal. Mr. Deschene:-Miller, where are your kettle drums this morning? Keith M.:-My Mother borrowed them to make soap. Mr. Mumma:-What's your chief ambition? Duly johnson:-Chief tester in a mattress factory. Lost:-A purty big sack of marbles including two large size shooters. Finder please return to Don Bittle. Phoebe Bixler:-fat baseball gamej Gee, but that team has a good pitcher, he hits our team's bats no matter where they hold them. If you don't like these jokes, look in the mirror. Page Seventy-eiglal

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HINTS TO FACULTY 1. All teachers should encourage pupils to chew gum: it aids digestion. 2. They should look on when notes are being passed: such messages give better understanding. 5. It would be well to buy compacts and combs by the gross: so that in case some young vamp , by accident, forgets hers, she need not worry about the ruination of her complexiong in this way there would be more responses in class. 4. Imagine the studying that would be done could we recline on soft divans--but where are these desired furnishings? Perhaps they have overlooked it as we are sure UD they are on the want-list. 5. All teachers should wear bells, for- when the cat's away, the mice will play. 6. Taxis would be appreciated: it would decrease the tardy marks. 7. Mirrors should be hung at various places in the halls: they would lessen the danger of a stampede just before classes. 8. To the Latin teacher-lt would be advisable to seat all successful students in the rear seats: the cavalry always rides in the rear. 9. All should avoid giving O'sg it means nothing to the students. 10. Encourage long distant telephoningg it improves public speaking. 1. Free lunches consisting of feather sandwiches and peach fuzz should be served: it induces cheerfulness and mirth in assembly halls. 12. When attending the junior-Senior Reception: See who can sit down first, eat soup with a fork, place napkin around neck and tie in knot, use fork to spear a hun, use knife to cut out all foolishness, when you have eaten go home. It pays to be polite. LAST BUT NOT LEAST The school board should install telephones at various places on the school grounds so that the athletes may get in touch with the English teachers to let them know that they will be absent from class. Rus Steiner: How much will you take for your Ford? Rus Weisenbarger: Well, I'll sell it for 35100. Rus S.: Why so much? Rus W.: Well, look at the gas I've bought for that wreck. EEEEEEEEEEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E EEK EEEEE E X graduates Qi 'S W- EN' at VN Q Q E BN mi ie fb 5 S 3 uf S. N Ft Q Ri E four years of hard intensive study E E and are facing a new world, it if E oar with that your fender! ambz- E23 tion comet line. ggi EE EE E E E E E E if-3 gg E E E W E EEEE EEE EEEEEEEEE QQ Cl Q Q 'Q Q 4 G' Q Q EEEEEEEEE EEEEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E EEE Ludlow at Second DAYTON, OHIO EE EEEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E IE E E E BI E E E E E E E E E EEE E E E E - flfzefzany and Dense x E E Pioneer Sporting Goods House E lil E E E Everything in Athletic Sporting EEEEEEE EEEEE EE Goods E el E 5 is 2 Bicycles-Guns-Ammunition E Kodaks-Radios-Outboard Motors E Q Tennis-Golf-Fishing Tackle Q E Q E E a E E Two Entrances E Q 55 E. Fifth sf, E gimmxnsln Q Q-I U-2 S FS' E nv 'N E S, o ai 0 D EE ul! X 9 E o in E1 Q lil E liz ta an E mtaxnlnxtsnsi Page S evenly-teven nd

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--o---- An Q1 ppreazkztzbn QQ In closing this third volume of Union Hi Spots we wish to offer our thanks to:- Those students who helped in any manner in the collec- tion and arrangement of materialg The advertisers who gave us their loyal support. Remem- ber themg Miss Snorf for her literary contributions and helpful sug- gestionsg The former staffs whose mistakes we tried to avoid and whose virtues we attempted to put into practiceg Mr. Smith who was ever ready to respond to the wishes of the staff and who gave us exceptionally good work, The Shaw 8: Marchant Company, Engravers, and Mr. H. G. Heuman of the Groneweg Printing Company, for helpful advice and assistance in making of plates and print- ing the book. UNION HI SPOTSU STAFF I Z I Page Sevenly-nine