Lewis Clark State College - Yearbook (Lewiston, ID)

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ALL Ed! Ed! To persecute a Freshman And haze the cocky Spalding men There's no one half so suitable as Ed. CWimp Grantham doth appear, an ever- ready volunteer. j MEMBER GRANTHAM I don't know what the subject is this minute, But gener-ally speaking, I'm agin it. ALL In this you must agree, though agree- ment brings you hurt, We must keep the IU Club free, we must dish the Freshmen dirt. MEMBER GRANTHAM Gather round me, children, and 1,11 tell you anon I've bothered many a Freshman, from Melcher down to Long. I,ve hacked on Barney Anderson, till I almost drove him wild, And even placid Stacy didn't look at me so mild. And as for Jack Denning, when I smeared him in the fIukes He uttered seven syllables--his record for rebukes. fMember McVicker steps forthj MEMBER MCVICKER Every Freshman has his girl Somewhere in his keeping- Seek this little animile, Lure her forth by means of guile, Catch her while she,s sleeping. This must be your secret biz- Find where Freshie's keeping his. ALL Or girlie, sweet girlie, come play with us Over on Normal Hill. Weill fuss over you and allow you to do Most anything that you will. We'll fill you with candy and shower you with ointment If only you'll turn down a Freshman appointment. If only, if only, if only you will Come over and play on Normal Hill. MEMBER GRANTHAM The Freshie's girl is a pretty, pretty maid, And nobody can resist her, She may say Don't, and you think you won't- Then suddenly End you've kissed her. You all know me, how I hate to agree, And Harmony I adhor it. But the girl, she smiled and I just went wild. Now isn't it queer?-I'm for it! QCurtainj Bruce Keith- Is Bob Lough strict? Wimp Grantham- Is he strict? Why, if a man died in his class, they'd have to prop him up till the end of the hour!,' 'Q' Irate Father: And what I say goes! Normal Student: Say 'Flivverf 'I 'Q' TrafHc Cop: What,s the idea of holding up traffic like this, young lady? Why don't you use your noodle? Rae Sorey: Oh, ofHcer, where is it? I didn't know the car had oneli' 'Q' Fat Man: Well, what do you think of my boy? Friend: Fd say he was a stave off the old barrel! 'Q' Julius Yenney sent a sample of the coffee served at Lewis Hall to the State Chemist for analysis and received the fol- lowing reply: Dear Sir: Referring to sample submitted for analysis, would ad- vise that you change the water in your gold-fish bowl a little oftenerf' 'Q' Have you no ethics? Nope, traded it in on a Buickf, 'Q' Mary Alice McIntosh: When you were in the hospital did you sleep in wards? Isobel Macdonald: No, I had my pa- jamas. 'Q' What are you taking for your cold?', Q'Make me an offerf' 'Q' Judge: Do you wish to challenge any of the jury men? Prisoner Knowlton: Well, I'11 fight the black whiskered guy on the end. 9 119 4+

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I Club Qpera IN ONE ACT SCENE On che Ad building steps, September the first The I Club are quenching their blood growing thirst. The Freshmen are standing in a funny position Resembling a row of bowing musicians. CERTAIN GROUP OF 'TID MEN The Old One's going out, The New One's coming in. The time is ripe, no doubt, For the hacking to begin. For our 'T' Club policy is this-hiss- hiss, Catch a Freshie while he's young, Make him feel that he is stung, Get him to believing with a criss-cross Criss In his inferiority And our superiority- Thus raising us to I Club bliss-kiss- kiss. When the Freshman suggests Then Weill take the other sideg XVhen the Freshman protests Then his wish we,ll override. XVe'll deal him out the two-spots and Weill always keep the aceg For that's the good old way to put the Freshman in his place. MEMBER KNOWLTON Wfith hacks we'll employ him And cunningly annoy him With quick insurgent musters And senseless paddle busters.. AN. 11 MEMBER AMICK Let's mount ourselves on scooters, And, armed with spitball shooters, We'll plug them in the collar- It,s fun to s.ee 'em holler. MEMBER BIGGAR XVhether weire right or whether We're wrong, The I Club must be first. We'll do our level worst, For the I Club must be first! QEnter Rambeauj ALL Exalted Rambeau, you're just in time To give advice we're needing. How shall we start the Trouble Mill That gives a Freshman a chill- The regular proceeding? fMember Eddie hovers near, the note of discord for to hear, for discordis music in his ear.j MEMBER RAMBEAU Companions, if you're looking for some trouble, Or shopping for calamities to fit, Your problem or your riddle name, For trouble is my middle name, And as to Opposition, I am It. Fm a master-hand at crucifying Fresh- men Good will turns up its nose when I go by? And in my sunny room of state When people Want a Hymn of Hate They simply go and telephone to Ed, Ed, Ed. 118 '26

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bds who and ZCIbat'e what at L. 5. N. 6. KENNETH BIGGAR: Known as the only Senior with an LQ. of more than 7ZfI2. THE LIBRARY: A general meeting place for all students who have any news to impart. PHYSICAL ED.: Modern manifestation of the Hindu theory of soul improvement by infliction of torture. DR. TURNER: The man who periodically emerges and makes opprobrious re- marks about the tendency of students to enjoy freedom of speech in the halls. FRED AMICR: Serious looking individual who is frequently mistaken by Fresh- men for a member of the faculty and by faculty members for a Freshman. If he wore glasses the illusion would be complete. DFLINQUENT: A curious hobby of some of the Old-fashioned instructors. TJORNIITORY RULES: A collection of singularly irrelevant regulations to which such as are incarcerated within the dorm walls are expected to sub- s.cribe only when evasion is impossible. CERTIFICATE: The reward of two years at hard labor. It is suitable for fram- ing since the grades of the graduates are not printed thereon. PRACTICE TEACHING: Ask any Senior. MAX MAYNARD AND MABLE ANDERsON: Campus Siamese Twins-the one is never without the other, the other sel- dom without the one. They instigated the curse called argument. ASSEMBLY! Faculty conception of a good time was had by allf, CAMPUS CLUBS: Groups of high-minded students whose pursuits are exclusively academic, elevating, and exalted. fEdi- tor's note: This was handed in by one who does not belong to any'club.j Miss MORRIS! Assistant librarian. fShe makes the library rules, you know.j Hickory Dickory Dock, Hangs Lewis Hall Clock: The clock strikes ten, Out go the men, Heaven knows when they'll return again, Hickory Dickory Dock. UTOPIA When Miss Wenstrona approves of public dances. Mr. Jones donates A's. Miss Morley adds a course in jazz ap- preciation. Miss Lemon declares Physical Ed. op- tional. The faculty takes to procrastination in the matter of giving tests. The student Council accomplishes any- thing important. Mr. Holmes' notebooks are put on re- serve in the library. -'Q' The greenest Freshman we ever heard of is. the one who, it is reported, was sold a ticket to assembly by a slick Senior. ,4y.. XVHERE YQU MAY FIND THElNfl CAROL UTTER-Getting adds for the Lewistonian. TOM BURNANI1W3ltl11g for LaMoyne. MARJORIE G.ARLINGPIOUSE1Wltl1 Cathe- rine and Gladys. F. FROST-Playing snooker. HELEN H.-In the library. BARNEY ANDERSON-DOiHg the light fantastic. DR. MADsEN-Trying to get another Birdie ART-Searching for a new-comerf' NANCY MAEZIH a hot argument. CLIFFORD JACKS-Trying to find his lat- est girl. MARY ALICE-TOO busy. MIss DUSTIN-Chaperoning the couples. ISOBEL-Mimeographing? WILLARD-Trying to help a worthy cause. 95 120 4+