Lewis Clark State College - Yearbook (Lewiston, ID)

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CMiss Sylvester in Penmanship elassj-There should be at least fourteen inches between your eyes-iand your paper. iilii. Wouldn't we sit up and take notice ! ! ! If Mrs. Baker should forget to smile. If Oscar Rankin should hesitate If Beulah Klopf should lose l1er voice. If Maisie Rude should keep her room-mates. If Katherine Curtiss should solve her problem. If Mary Meek should fail to get her letter. If Miss Tyler should lose her pep. If Hazel Bartlett should be on time. If Mr. Reed should forget about the war! If Lottie Canaday should sing. If Clarke should forget to mention the girl who took 1000 baths. But why fret about them as these things will never happen. Are you good at conundrums? Then-What resemblance is there between Ray Meyers and muffins? Answer-Both are daily occurrences at Lewis hall. Teachee, teachee, all day teachee, Night markee papers, nerves all creepeeg No one kissee, no one huggee, Poor old maidee, no one lovee.-Ex. iw my I . -

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Miss Mix Qin 5th Grade Languagej- Now can anyone use the adjective crisp in a sentence ? James- Oh yes! Chautauqua CSaratogaj chips are crisp. .ill--,-, Each anal cvery I..ewist'nian boosts ici' Lewistong cven th: wind blows alioul it. Someone mistook the jckc Ilox for the obituary notices so the f-, l- lowing was dropt therein: Miss Wellman was Lynch ed after the dance Friday night. t'I'oo had as she was so youngj Mr. T. Qaftcr the assembly showing sanitation slidesj- AbTut th's Ritter Rooi mountain water supply--just what is it used for ? Irene I-I.- To supply Ellis Island I suppose. ,,,,..-Q.. To whom do the folcwing expressions beloiigg Has anyone a problem today F Why I think that would be perfectly lovely- Well for conscience's sake! Dio you want me to kiss you ? Chin over the sternalnotch. Weight on the balls of the feet! Absolutely !', Honest 'o goodness, kid! Yuh understand what I mean, don't you ? This will be nice. don't you know. Miss Lylah, may I offah these amendments ? Yes, yes! I sec how you might take that viewpoint of it. I dunno! How do I know? lfVante -An industrious student with a melodious voice to work pari or all the time clucking for the incubator chicks. Apply Mr, On- borne at the Vegetable Garden. ll.---,,, VVanted-A manual training student to lengthen my pedestal and liencc eradicate any tendency toward curvature of the spine which threatens me if used another year in its preseiig condition. F E Millay. ' ' We had to use some old ones, We had to exchange a fewg But we didn't resort to puns, you see So for this some credit is due.

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