Lewis Clark State College - Yearbook (Lewiston, ID)

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Miss Mix Qin 5th Grade Languagej- Now can anyone use the adjective crisp in a sentence ? James- Oh yes! Chautauqua CSaratogaj chips are crisp. .ill--,-, Each anal cvery I..ewist'nian boosts ici' Lewistong cven th: wind blows alioul it. Someone mistook the jckc Ilox for the obituary notices so the f-, l- lowing was dropt therein: Miss Wellman was Lynch ed after the dance Friday night. t'I'oo had as she was so youngj Mr. T. Qaftcr the assembly showing sanitation slidesj- AbTut th's Ritter Rooi mountain water supply--just what is it used for ? Irene I-I.- To supply Ellis Island I suppose. ,,,,..-Q.. To whom do the folcwing expressions beloiigg Has anyone a problem today F Why I think that would be perfectly lovely- Well for conscience's sake! Dio you want me to kiss you ? Chin over the sternalnotch. Weight on the balls of the feet! Absolutely !', Honest 'o goodness, kid! Yuh understand what I mean, don't you ? This will be nice. don't you know. Miss Lylah, may I offah these amendments ? Yes, yes! I sec how you might take that viewpoint of it. I dunno! How do I know? lfVante -An industrious student with a melodious voice to work pari or all the time clucking for the incubator chicks. Apply Mr, On- borne at the Vegetable Garden. ll.---,,, VVanted-A manual training student to lengthen my pedestal and liencc eradicate any tendency toward curvature of the spine which threatens me if used another year in its preseiig condition. F E Millay. ' ' We had to use some old ones, We had to exchange a fewg But we didn't resort to puns, you see So for this some credit is due.

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ilnke Eepartment Old King Cole was a merry old soul, And a merry old soul was he: He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl. And he called for his fiddlers three. Miss McCollister Cin Food Productsj- What is pasteurrzcd milk ? Lulu B.- Pasteurized milk is that milk which comes from cows fed in nice clean pastures. Mr. Talkington- What is the use of the sub-marine tunnel ? Laurene T-- They are used to send sub-marines through. .-.i..l.... SHOULD IT HAVE BEEN RIEVERSED? Overworked Junior- Oh dear, I've so much to do! Well-meaning Senior- Could I help you ? O. junior- Oh no, it's mostly brain work. ..-4111, Two girls sitting in the library talking C011 unspeakable offensellj 1st girl Qwatching Coon walking down to the paper rackj- There is a boy who is just as easy to step over as to step around. .lf-2 It's one of Life's small ironies, And should the saints provoke, That the saddest souls on earth today, Are editors of jokes- Mr. Fowler Qin a Friday assemblyj- Now just what is there about these words, achieve, receive, etc., that you people find diffiCl1lt ? Nellie R.- The 'Pve's!' QEavesJ. WHATS IN A NAME? Small Clarence- Mother there were two new little girls in SCl100l today and they had the funniest names. Mother- What were they dear? Clarence- Burn and Furnace. CFern and Bernicej

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CMiss Sylvester in Penmanship elassj-There should be at least fourteen inches between your eyes-iand your paper. iilii. Wouldn't we sit up and take notice ! ! ! If Mrs. Baker should forget to smile. If Oscar Rankin should hesitate If Beulah Klopf should lose l1er voice. If Maisie Rude should keep her room-mates. If Katherine Curtiss should solve her problem. If Mary Meek should fail to get her letter. If Miss Tyler should lose her pep. If Hazel Bartlett should be on time. If Mr. Reed should forget about the war! If Lottie Canaday should sing. If Clarke should forget to mention the girl who took 1000 baths. But why fret about them as these things will never happen. Are you good at conundrums? Then-What resemblance is there between Ray Meyers and muffins? Answer-Both are daily occurrences at Lewis hall. Teachee, teachee, all day teachee, Night markee papers, nerves all creepeeg No one kissee, no one huggee, Poor old maidee, no one lovee.-Ex. iw my I . -