Leroy Ostrander High School - Leroyan Yearbook (Le Roy, MN)

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Senior Class Prophecy As I was roving leisurely down New York Boulevard the other day I saw an old newspaper. As I saw the name Le Roy on it I just had to stop and pick it up. I immediately read the headline Class of 53 Makes News. I guess they had made news all right. I went on to read. Wanda Tebay has been made president ofa slot machine company in New York and has come out with a new super deluxe slot machine. Betty Moe is now coaching the Univer- sity of Rhode Island to their fourth straight undefeated football season. e look into the basketball world and we find that Kenny Hanson is now the tall- est member of the Minneapolis Lakers Bas- ketball Team and is considered the coun- tries most eligible bachelor. Wilma Rugg is designing a new type of oriental rug and is now vice president of the Rugg and Rugg, Rug Company. As you pass any zoo you can see groups of gray-bearded monkeys which were col- lected in darkest Africa by Harlan More. Sally Miller is now married and has become Mrs. America for the eleventh con- sequtive year. CIt would be curtains for her if they ever found out she wore a wig.j Reading on farther we find that the Mrs. America beauty judge was nobody but Ber- nard Bunne. However, he is thinking about resi ning after the F.B.I. had him on triaf for suspicion of taking a bribe. Anytime you turn on your television sets nowadays you can see the famous lady wrestler, Gaitha Mc Dbnald. Her back ankle lock has become famous. Ro er Jacobson is now testing a new kind of Stickum Lipstick in Paris. Eleanor Thorson owns the kennels on the outskirts of Le Roy. She has more than 2,311 dogs. We saw three truckloads of flea powder going out there today. The Rough Cowboy Rodeo is in town. It is owned by Meredith CAustinD and Jerry --II Mahoney, who were recently married after a long courtship. They have recently hir- ed Hopalong Cassidys' son as their star performer. Eunice Jacobson has now bought the Le Roy pool hall and Bob Sanderson has the duty of scrubbing the floor and keeping order on ladies night. Don Hatlestad is now master of cere- monies for the You Name It-- We Give It quiz program. Dayton's Store in Minneapolis is drawing a big trade in the shoe department. This is because Lorraine Boe is saleswoman She is ver efficient at this job because she can tell the size of feet at a glance. We find that some of the senior class has strayed from thestrdght and narrow way. Joann Winkels is serving a five year term in prison for a charge of assault and battery against a basketball referee. The great Greek sculpture Nova La Makaluke is on a recent tour of Egypt with his model Donna Hatlestad. The class has also turned out a med- ical genius. After learning that he could cure broken legs in one day'Dean Hamlin has become famous. His wonder drug is pennicillun Nancy Mc Gillivray has turned from her hobby of raising beef to that of buying beef for the Hormel Plant in Austin. The mad scientists, John Hanks and Bill Berg have ripped up the streets of Le Roy looking for uranium. Martha Johnson has gotten over her shy ways and is now Ambassador to Mongolia. Last but not least we find that Verne and La Vern Jacobsen have glued themselves together at the elbows and are fooling the gublic by traveling with Barnu and Bailey ircus as Siamese Twins. We think the Class of 53 has come a long ways. Don't you?

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Senior Class Will We do hereby, collectively as well as individually being about to pass out of this sphere of education, in full possess- ion of cranmed minds, well trained memo- ries, and almost su er-human understand- ing, ordain and publlish this last will and testament of the Class of 1953. Item No. 1--We do declare to the class of 1954 our real and rightful successor to: First, our seats in the classrooms. May they endeavor to fill them as advantageous- ly, and as pronptly and faithfully f as their predecessers have d0ne- SeC0f1d ly, our senior dignity. May they uphold it forever with seriousness and gravity, endeavoring to realize its vast importance, in spite of their natural light-mindedness and irresponsibility. Thirdly any stubs of pencils, erasers, or scraps of papers the exci- that we may leave behind us in . tement and has te of gathering our cherished last time. treasures for the Item No. 2 -- Ken Hanson wills his Model A to Mardella Tebay. Watch it Mar- della, no brakes! Item N01 3--Verne Jacobson wills his 73 and 140 lbs. to Vi ol e t Spellman. Item No. 4-- Gaitha Mc Donald Wills her tiny waistline to Earl Mathes. There's a belt to go with it, Earl. Item No. 5--Roger Jacobson wills his phy- sique to Nancy Hoon. Item No. 6--La Verne Jacobson wills his quick temper to Anna Mae Johansen. A Word of advice to go with it-- don't use it on the teachers. Item No. 7-- Nanoy McGi1livray wills her ability in public speaking and her drum sticks to Victor Speer. Item No. 8- Don Hadlestad wills his trouo- bles to Bonnie Lancaster, We hope you can cope with them Bonnie. Item No. 9--Marketta Deitz wills her quiet mood and pleasing disposition to ,Jerry Remer. Item No. 10-- Bernard Bunne wills his ability to-drive-in-back-alleys-with-his- lights-out to 'Marlys Johnson. We hope no accident resul ts. Item No. 11--Eunice Jacobson wills her ' 'A' S' ' to Dean Sanderson. They' ll come in handy before you graduate Dean. Item No. 12--Bob Sanderson wills his freck- leg and his speed to Joan Thoreson. We didn't have any dimples so we had to give you freckles, Joan. W Item No.13-Lorraine Boe Wills her newly acquired Item No. trips to Item No. boyfriend to Nancy Moe. 14--Donna Hatlestad wills her ' the cities to Yvonne Timm. 15--Sally Miller wills her inter- 1 ests in St. Thomas to Joyce Patton That's only for Item No. two minutes though, Jloyce. 16--Dean Hamlin wills is ' 'burps' ' , to Vern Harden. Remember to say A 'excuse 1 me.' Item No. 17--Betty Moe wills her giggles to Joe Kempe. Don't let them interupt a ' class, Joe. Item No. 18--Joann Winkels wills her abil- ity to make eyes at people to Clairf Wolthoff. Item No. 19--Wilma Rugg wills her diamond ring to Don Mahoney. I m sure you'll find a good use for it, Don. Item No. 29--Jerry Mahoney wills his inter- est in sports to Virgil Speer. Item No. 21--Eleanor Tho rson wills her brains to Arden Jensen. They come in handyonce in a while, Arden. Item No. 22--Wanda Tebay wills her spot in the Girls' Glee Club to Roger Dick. I know you will be able to fill it well,Roger. Item No. 23--Martha Johnson wills her brown eyes and Item No. school - - thing to Quiet ways to Daryl Olson. 24--Harlan More wills the whole teachers, books, desks, and every- Robert Speer. Make good use of them like Harlan did, Robert. Item No.25--Bill Berg wills his ability to-puzzle-teachers-with-his-questions to Jerry Estlick. Item No. 26--John Shanks wills his broken test tubes in Chemistry to Roger Gerloff. Item Nol 27--Meredi th Austin wills her ability to drive wi thout a license to Leonard Bornstein. ...ggi

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