Leominster High School - Magnet Yearbook (Leominster, MA)

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20 THE MAGNET THE Macnet acknowledges with thanks the following exchanges: The Artisan, Bridgeport, Conn.; Zhe Exponent, Greenfield, Mass.; High School News, Columbus, Nebraska; Lawrence High School Bulletin, Lawrence, Mass. Ww From Greenfield High a paper comes— The Exponent of might; You'll stories find and verses rhymed Between its covers bright. @ The Artisan has a very appropriate cover design, but we miss an ex- change column. wW Fligh School News. A frontispiece would improve your otherwise com- plete paper. @ Lawrence High School Bulletin. The photographs add greatly to the attractiveness of your very interesting commencement number.

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THE MAGNET 19 advanced the ball with skill. Hayes and Racine played a slashing game for the visit ors. The lineup: HIGH SCHOOL or COMMERCE LEOMINSTER HIGH NE ESI Op LE NE AEM EAA it eae RS re, Mahan ERR I ee CAPES, SALE ie NES re, Parker NE PA ck aelasd cestahe aropidliue alia ypnee vce rt, Coolidge GE ES: AP PaaS 9 rg, Kelly, Harris Circ te cennnnsensevvinesut PAI a a AP OCR c, Traill, Hull SE ac in onee srk meesnheetomcnnge Seon lg, L. Murray, W. Murray RS cid andl sivenbiecs, chyseakaded sencockidoniisisa uoxociehin It, Hadley NG EET ER le, Bell 0 EY eens ESSER). eR meets} ele? abe. qb, Allen ER Nanci. Gp tlecdusy axcnnmeveseshlanbbadews' rhb, Willard hs a ada sleds cbaeden lhb, Garland, Harris TN eater sieph So odbnnaapiocnedederabowecee Ley MMS ves, ler S.A oA fb , Long Score: High School of Commerce,15. Leominster High,o. Touchdowns, R. Hayes, Goal from field, R. Hayes. Umpire, Harold G. Barrett. Referee, Leonard H. Linesman, Clarence N. Lombard. Time, 8 and to minute periods. Attend- Racine. Fletcher. ance, 300. Sept. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. 29. p 12. 17. 25. 28. 4. II. 18. 25. 30. ad SCHEDULE FOR 10916 Worcester High School of Commerce. Shirley Industrial at Shirley. Fitchburg at Fitchburg. Westboro at Leominster. Pending. Gardner at Leominster. Open. Open. Waltham at Waltham. Gardner at Gardner. Fitchburg at Leominster. HucGu MILa,, ’17.

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THE MAGNET 21 Mrs. Willis: Wake up, John. Mr. Willis: What's the matter? Mrs. Willis: 1 hear a harsh grating noise. I think someone is trying the door. Mr. Willis: Nonsense, it's some rat trying that cake you made today.” 2 Waiter: Soup, Sir? Soup, Sir? Haughty gentleman ignores waiter and slowly removes gloves. Waiter (impatiently ): Soup, Sir? Haughty Gentleman (angrily): Is it compulsory? Waiter: No, Sir; Ox tail. w THE CORRECT DIAGNOSIS The physician had been called in hastily to see a small negro who was ill. After a brief examination he announced: “ This boy has eaten too much watermelon.” the “Oh Doctor,” expostulated parent of the ailing one,‘ dey aint no such ting as too much watermelon. Dat niggah jes an got ’nough stomach.” w Sunday School Teacher: And the father of the prodigal son fell on his neck and wept. Now why did he weep? Tommy Tuffnut: Huh, I guess you'd weep too if you fell on your neck. w HER POINT OF VIEW She: John, haven't you fixed the car yet? Hle (underneath): What do you think? And what the deuce is your hurry? She. Well, perhaps you don’t real- ize how uncomfortable I am sitting up here in the sun. M. H. FISKE CO. Carriage, Sign, and Automobile Painting Shop, Howe St. Tel. 27 W Leominster JOB PRINTING of all kinds done at this office. BOUTWELL CO. 18 Central St.